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And then when i tell the woman her husband DOES watch porn, this is how he reacts (imgur.com)

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[–]lgriffin123 151 points152 points ago

NOOOOO! THIS is how he would react --> http://i.imgur.com/AgFre.gif

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 24 points25 points ago

If you married a woman who would be insulted/jealous/grossed out to learn that you watch porn, you married the wrong woman and I feel bad for you. She may as well be shocked to learn that you occasionally poop.

[–]Doogie-Howser 1 point2 points ago

actually... NPH does not poop shit, he poops diamond gold dust.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 1 point2 points ago

Ah, but he still poops!

[–]Doogie-Howser 0 points1 point ago

Oh I know, but what I meant was that he didn't excrete feces like mortals do.

[–]heavyss 2 points3 points ago

You, sir, have won at the internet today! That is perfection because its true.

[–]lgriffin123 12 points13 points ago

*miss ;-)

[–]PointsOutGirls 13 points14 points ago

It's a Girl.

[–]twitchMAC17 2 points3 points ago

THIS GUY'S A PHOOOONY!!

[–]Bushybushings 1 point2 points ago

Depends on how big your balls are

[–]KyleW17 0 points1 point ago

A 13/13 split, Reddit just doesn't know what to do with you.

[–]shadowfreak -3 points-2 points ago

Sir, I had to downvote you because your karma was one off from being 1 for 1. No hate.

[–]xxlittlemissxx 87 points88 points ago

I don't give a shit if my boyfriend watches porn..but my friend..tries to stop hers from watching it. "He doesn't need that. He has me" I just told her "Bitch, I hope you're putting out on a daily basis" Lol.

[–]dudleymooresbooze 36 points37 points ago

Not just putting out on a daily basis, but putting out with variety - changing hair colors, body figure, degree of promiscuity, demeanor... Porn is as much about variety and escapism as mild sexual relief.

tl;dr no woman can match the menu offerings of tblop.com, and thus even a sexually fulfilled man looks to porn to mix things up without cheating

[–]twitchMAC17 29 points30 points ago

Your tl;dr was as very nearly as long as the original.

[–]SmilinBob82 1 point2 points ago

tblop.com you say? I'll have to check that out after work...

[–]killstructo 7 points8 points ago

Try pinklab its like porn for people with short attention spans. Also, it to is made by a redditor.

[–]Mr_HerpDerp 1 point2 points ago

o_O

[–]XOJAMELLOX 5 points6 points ago

The big list of porn my friend once visiting this site you will wonder how you managed without it previously

[–]ayotornado 1 point2 points ago

It's been nice knowing you

[–]AgentFRIJOLES 2 points3 points ago

Why wait?

[–]YOitzODELLE 0 points1 point ago

tblop.com, took me so damn long to discover it.

[–]roflocalypselol -1 points0 points ago

Unless she's a shape-shifter.

[–]Daydee[S] 28 points29 points ago

hahaha you seem like a very supportive and wise friend :q

[–]Softcorps_dn 0 points1 point ago

Well you know what they say...

"little miss little miss little miss can't be wrong"

[–]thinks_with_penis 15 points16 points ago

I've seen this gif several times and always wondered what they were looking at.

[–]xaniaKasch 8 points9 points ago

It's from survivor.

[–]whatevers_clever 5 points6 points ago

while we're on the subject: I feel like I'm the only person that still watches it.. and this season has been crazy. Some of the dumbest people in existence have been on this season.

[–]KyleW17 1 point2 points ago

Shameless plug for /r/survivor if you're not already there.

[–]coolasapenguin -5 points-4 points ago

Best show on TV after RuPauls :) Gabon was an amazing season, and Sugar (the blonde) is such a mastermind megastar <3

[–]matt01ss 0 points1 point ago

I totally agree, this season every show I've been yelling at my screen. I almost feel like cancelling the season pass on it. I want to rip Colton's throat out for being such a fucking asshole.

[–]whatevers_clever 1 point2 points ago

I never thought there would exist on this planet a Entitled Bigot Gay Republican College student. But it do.

[–]biggestballz 0 points1 point ago

You don't have the balls to do anything but whine on reddit

[–]gheis 0 points1 point ago

Nope, I'm still watching too. Haven't seen this week's yet, but I do agree, this season's either filled with a bunch of morons or they've finally just hired a bunch of actors.

It's one of my few concessions to bad TV. I've watched since season one, and I'll probably keep watching until cancellation.

[–]DJammyRasta 7 points8 points ago

with that kind of smile from the dude it has to be something pervy :D

[–]steaksawse 1 point2 points ago

It really wasn't! I'm pretty disappointed.

[–]jaysun92 2 points3 points ago

It's from survivor, their loved ones just showed up IIRC.

[–]jooleeyah 7 points8 points ago

Nope, it's their reaction to who got voted off the other tribe.

[–]fatcat111 14 points15 points ago

I know a couple who got divorced over this issue. Wife freaked out when ever husband watched porn. He started hiding in the bathroom to watch porn on his phone. 7 year old son walked in to bathroom to find daddy jerking off on toilet. Wife made him go for Porn addiction counseling and things just headed down hill from there.

[–]stalker8080 18 points19 points ago

If you're jerking off in the bathroom to your iPhone, lock the damn'd door.

[–]Provid3nce 4 points5 points ago

Good for him. A man shouldn't have to deal with that shit. He's better off.

[–]RedhandedMan 1 point2 points ago

He was made to go to addiction counseling, that sounds horrible.

[–]Provid3nce 2 points3 points ago

Addiction counseling for watching porn and masturbating? That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life.

[–]gheis 0 points1 point ago

We must suppress our instincts even when we're managing them in a way that's not harmful to anyone but a few thousand sperm cells!

[–]littlestghoust 0 points1 point ago

Wow, how stupid.

[–]SoapyMeatloaf 37 points38 points ago

Honestly, as a girl I do not understand why guys "can't" watch porn while in a relationship. Keeps you from begging me for it all the time? Good. No rape/child/gore porn? Good. Doesn't prefer porn over having real sex? Good. Whats the problem then????

[–]stareattheart 4 points5 points ago

Keeps you from begging me for it all the time?

But I liiiiike sex. :c

[–]elj0h0 15 points16 points ago*

To quote Sheldon Cooper's mailman, "Bitches be trippin"

edit: *crazy

[–]tyfa3 15 points16 points ago

Actually he said " bitches be crazy ".

[–]kingofhats 4 points5 points ago

Actually it was the postman, and Sheldon then quoted him. "Got your back Jack, bitches be crazy".

[–]Lokky 2 points3 points ago

Please, do explain the difference between 'mailman' and 'postman'.

[–]Brenmains 7 points8 points ago

A mailman is a man of mail and a postman is a man of post.

[–]Lokky 2 points3 points ago

Ah well then, that clears everything up, thank you.

[–]Brenmains -1 points0 points ago

T's but humble duty of a redditor.

[–]ximacx74 2 points3 points ago

Haha it's 'tis not t's.

[–]YOitzODELLE 5 points6 points ago

How about a combination? Tits'

[–]elj0h0 0 points1 point ago

True

[–]Daydee[S] 7 points8 points ago

Dosent apply to everyone, but i think it has to do with..jelly :3

[–]zampson 3 points4 points ago

my wife watches porn fairly frequently, not a big deal in this house at all

[–]comrade_leviathan 2 points3 points ago

You won the lottery, friend.

[–]supafly_ 1 point2 points ago

You better wife that b...

my wife

carry on.

[–]knighmare 2 points3 points ago

for some unfathomable reason some women see it as cheating of sorts, or that they respect her less when they have porn, not sure why but thats my understanding of it

[–]notagangsta 0 points1 point ago

I agree! I don't care if my husband watches porn, only if he chose it over sex with me, or it created problems in the bedroom.

[–]SyKoHPaTh -1 points0 points ago

or it created problems in the bedroom.

It's a great place to get inspiration and ideas for trying new things.

I never watched porn, and got married with 0 knowledge whatsoever. Honeymoon night was awkward as shit because she somehow magically expected me to know all kinds of things to do. Nope, just stuck it in, wiggled around, and that was that. She never allowed porn either, so I never knew what was out there that we could try. No wonder we never enjoyed sex at all, ever.

After the divorce, let's just say each of my following relationships really had the bed on fire haha

[–]notagangsta 0 points1 point ago

Ugh! That sounds horrible. It absolutely provides inspiration. When I was referring to it causing problems, I meant more along the lines of unrealistic expectations or becoming desensitized to sexual things. For example, a friend of mine watched so much porn, about 4-5 times a day, that he got bored mid threesome. He was actually having a threesome, and got bored. Sounds crazy right? Well he actually, and finally, admitted that his obsession with porn was excessive and he had to cut back.

[–]SyKoHPaTh 0 points1 point ago

Oh I agree, there's certainly a desensitization that occurs with porn-viewing. It is a problem when desensitization interferes with a relationship. 4-5 times a day? holy shit. When you get to the point where hentai-midget-clown-amputee-orgy-bondage doesn't do anything for you, yeah back it off to at least a week between viewings.

[–]notagangsta 0 points1 point ago

Ha! Agreed.

[–]konekoanni -1 points0 points ago

Right there with you! I don't find anything wrong with it as long as it doesn't get in the way of the relationship.

[–]PandaSlanda 17 points18 points ago

I watch porn more than boyfriend does, HE doesn't put out enough and I have the sex drive of a rabbit. If he told me I couldn't watch porn there would be trouble, so why would I ever tell him not to?

[–]sureals 4 points5 points ago

I thought I was the only one who liked to watch porn more than my boyfriend and had the sex drive of a rabbit. I am not alone.Thank you PandaSlanda for making me feel less alone in the world.

[–]Ozera -1 points0 points ago

O_O Can..can I be friends with both of you.

Please.

[–]Smokey651 -1 points0 points ago

Me too. I think the four of us could have a lot of fun.

[–]rexmons 2 points3 points ago

I've seen this GIF before, what are they looking at?

[–]Zombieees 2 points3 points ago

Survivor, somebody from the other team has just been voted off and the remaining members have just walked up.

[–]rexmons 1 point2 points ago

Thanks!

[–]like9mexicans 6 points7 points ago

I still don't comprehend this. What women would get mad at the fact that her husband watches porn?? Especially, if the sex is still great. Secondly, why would you marry someone who would get mad about what her husband did in his own private time by himself?

If you're jerking off to one of her friends or something, okay, I get it, otherwise, what the fuck?

My wife always tries to sneak into my media room to secretly watch while I jack off to porn.

Only thing I can think of is y'all have some uptight, self-conscious wives.

Someone help me here, please. I want to hear from a wife who gets mad that her husband watches porn and why.

[–]star_witness 8 points9 points ago

I'm a dude, but I think I understand it to some extent.

It comes from insecurity. The women who feel that way fear that they aren't enough for their man, and that's why they are turning to porn. When really, while the end result looks the same, it's being done for a different reason.

It's sort of like how men fear that if a woman uses a vibrator that it means he's less desirable. He feels like he can't compete with a machine.

In both cases, communication and acceptance are the best bet, as freaking out about it doesn't stop the act, but only sends the partner into hiding.

[–]krism142 1 point2 points ago

I have never understood the being scared of vibrators thing, I actually bought my girlfriend her first vibrator and we use it while having sex or if I am going to be at the office really late she starts without me and then tells me I have to come home and catch up. Agreed though it is all about communication... and making sure both people are satisfied sexually about 90% of the time

[–]like9mexicans 0 points1 point ago

Good explanation.

Bottom line is it comes down to insecurity. If you're insecure about your wife using a vibrator when you're not around, you need to learn how to love yourself and get over the insecurities or you're not ready for a meaningful relationship. Same thing with chicks who get mad about their dudes watching porn. Stop being crazy, be happily single for a while and learn to love yourself and you won't be so fucking insecure about everything, not just porn.

[–]BarackisKing 0 points1 point ago

How would you feel if you're wife masturbated to other men? While you may even be okay with that, you can see how some people would be worried thinking "what's wrong with me? Why doesn't he/she want me?"

[–]like9mexicans 0 points1 point ago

Yea, I would be okay with that and I think people who correlate their partner watching porn with something wrong being with them, then those people need therapy.

[–]krism142 0 points1 point ago

honestly that is why you ask them. don't sit there and wrack your brain over it, you have no idea what is going on in someone elses head and what you are thinking is probably orders of magnitude worse than the actual answer.

[–]polarbearGr 1 point2 points ago

Whats the source of that gif?

[–]Raahh43 1 point2 points ago

Where did this gif come from?

[–]IpretendimChristian 1 point2 points ago

Oh, this .gif is like totally new to me.

[–]ErisHeiress 2 points3 points ago

That gif never, ever, ever gets old.

[–]littlestghoust 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand this big hate with women and porn. I am a women who enjoys porn a lot. My boyfriend, not so much. But if he did, I wouldn't care. It's so silly that just because a few women hate porn, means everyone assumes all women hate it.

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You are not welcome here!

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What's the video to this?

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This is the gif I use in repost threads.

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fucking guy lmao

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Daydee... What on earth are you doing that you find yourself in that situation?

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Look how many freakin' times this has been re- posted! ಠ_ಠ

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[–]boutsofbrilliance -1 points0 points ago

at our address, porn is referred to as hamburger, and sex is referred to as steak. it is understood that i greatly prefer when steak is available, but that if it's not on the menu at the moment, i will have hamburger.

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the guy smiling behind the two women made me upvote this...

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