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[–]DivinePotatoe 17 points18 points ago

Jacob is just mad because he was only in like one scene in ME3.

[–]PriestmanX 0 points1 point ago

I let him die back in ME2. What part of ME3 did he show up in?

[–]dankclimes 0 points1 point ago

One of the later missions. He aids you in helping some cerberus people escape The Eusive Man's fold. Then he just hangs out on the Citadel for a while and you can catch up on what he's been doing.

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 7 points8 points ago

[–]TrollingStone1 1 point2 points ago

Prefer that one over Kenye any day.

[–]wesman212 2 points3 points ago

HOW DID YOU GET YOUR JPEG TO MOVE?? IT STARTLED ME.

[–]ChaosRegiert 1 point2 points ago

This needs to be reversed, then cut together into a loop.

[–]FordSVT1 1 point2 points ago

Never sit in the front row of a comedy club.

[–]Sillycowboy 1 point2 points ago

"I like Kanye West almost as much as Kanye West likes Kanye West" -Kanye West

[–]JTFR 0 points1 point ago

Xzibit likes Kanye West?

[–]SimilarImage 4 points5 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month Strike_Gently Whenever Someone Tells Me They Enjoy Star Wars Episode 1. /r/gifs 22 111
8 months smackythefrog "What are you, a gay fish?" here 20 214
3 months modman2 Hahahah....... /r/gifs 5 28

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[–]devidual 1 point2 points ago

Married people of reddit, here's some marriage advice:

Love your spouse like Kanye West loves Kanye West

[–]blueyb 1 point2 points ago

Well, the jerk store called....

[–]alexthelateowl 0 points1 point ago

But it was witty nonetheless.

[–]outlawstar96 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for that... the need was immediate.

[–]blackinthmiddle 0 points1 point ago

I'm lucky. Women don't talk to me!

I'm just kidding. I'm married!

[–]Whisperkill 0 points1 point ago

I can sense a lot of insecurity in that gif

[–]Fyrefly7 0 points1 point ago

I'm tempted to downvote you just for reminding me that Kanye West exists.

[–]SPESHALBEAMCANNON 0 points1 point ago

what are you, a gay fish?

[–]DailyRave 2 points3 points ago

Do you like fishsticks?

[–]kurtftw 1 point2 points ago

well i certainly like putting them in my mouth

[–]ozpunk 1 point2 points ago

I slap that marlin ass, make that grouper butt shake. I’ll come to your house and have an orgy in your motherfucking fish tank.

[–]weewickleone 0 points1 point ago

ha, talking with a coworker about the weird snow this year, and said "Don't think it's snow free yet, I remember when it snowed for Easter" To which he responds "Snow?! Easter?! Was I even born yet?!" I get all indignant and then pause, think about it. Fucker was right. I was 6 or 7 or 8, and he was in fact, not alive yet. Fuck. So, I complimented him on the insult and told him he was in fact not yet alive, and we laughed it off.

[–]spb10e 0 points1 point ago

"George Bush does not care about black people!"

[–]r_slash_reactiongifs -1 points0 points ago

Kanye is a douche, but I want him inside me.

[–]notsurewhatiam 7 points8 points ago

Kanye must be a vaginal douche then.

[–]hot_farts -3 points-2 points ago

downvoted cause Kanye is a piece of shit.

[–]sheldonpooper -3 points-2 points ago

You become a gay fish?