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[–]craftbeersocialist 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Chokaku 9 points10 points ago

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Is it just me that thinks everyone is really slow at reacting to this?

[–]toodlesweare 2 points3 points ago

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These were exactly my thoughts. The first split-second you are kinda stunned, then huge rush that can really fuck with your balance.

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[–]FancyMac 0 points1 point ago

hahahaha! ಠ_ಠ

[–]boot2skull 21 points22 points ago

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Someone give this man a World Cup.

[–]ssshield 14 points15 points ago

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I actually think he's smart.

His options:

A) fight

B) take it and ignore it

C) turn it into a penalty and point advantage for his team

Keep in mind that these guys are professional athletes. He's at work. If that game ended up being a win at 98/97, then he just became the deciding factor in the win.

[–]kashmir831 8 points9 points ago

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Except in basketball that would definitely not be a penalty. The outcome will be that the guy who got hit in the head knocked the ball out of bounds and the other team gets the ball.

[–]NonAmerican 2 points3 points ago

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You finally understand soccer.

[–]basyt 2 points3 points ago

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the boop moment is pretty funny

[–]hyrulepirate 2 points3 points ago

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Here's the video btw.

[–]LonelyMrSoloDolo -1 points0 points ago

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His name totally has Penis in it.

[–]pfasul01 6 points7 points ago

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He would never make it in soccer

[–]NonAmerican 0 points1 point ago

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The main problem with soccer is not the culture. Is the fact they still have a referee who is miles a way and 2 sub-referees who might be miles too. There is camera support on request I think in high profile matches but it's rarely used as far as I know.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

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Referees must be quick and it takes time to see the replay and then tell him through the earpiece.

[–]pfasul01 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. I actually am a referee. Sometimes a player will get between me and the action and it is difficult to see a foul if it occurs. I think they should add one more center referee. Then the two centers could "sandwhich" the play. I think there would be way less opportunities to dive.

[–]ANGRY_CAPSLOCK_MAN 4 points5 points ago

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[–]hurrikane_arx 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Apathetic_Answer_ 1 point2 points ago

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That man's head must be made of steel.

[–]Initforthecats 6 points7 points ago

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This reminds of when my cat Mallory was a baby I was taking her the vet and had let her out of the carrier on the city bus and she was snuggled sound asleep in my arms. This retard on the bus noticed her and started talking to his buddy at how terrible it is I had a cat on the bus, this goes on for about 15 minutes. So he gets off and starts coughing and sneezing in that fake way and acting like he's just going to die from all the cat hair all over him. oooooooooooooooooooooooook then.

[–]carmel33 3 points4 points ago

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so I posted this video 12 hours ago with the same title ...not sure if coincidence or he totally stole my post

[–]h0n3yb4dg3r 1 point2 points ago

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I love how everyone is focused on the guy getting hit by the ball. What about the super asshole with zero sportsmanship who threw the ball?

[–]Aristofrat 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh, it seems he's suffering from late brain hemorrhaging symptoms.

[–]dorklogic 0 points1 point ago

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That's it! Soccer is taking over all other sports! Just like FIFA said it would! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

[–]velvethammer44 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sitting in my local pub and I just saw this on the TV.

MY WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!!

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he is just slow?

[–]klsi832 0 points1 point ago

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Glitch in the matrix.

[–]MOCK_OG 0 points1 point ago

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What a fuckin vagina.

[–]timechuck 0 points1 point ago

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And boom goes the dynamite

[–]Dsullivan777 2 points3 points ago

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And Boop goes the Crynamite

FTFY

[–]branagan 0 points1 point ago

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This is on par with a footballer, so funny.

[–]redlyte_zer0 -5 points-4 points ago

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He should be a soccer player

[–]Raath -2 points-1 points ago

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this would have been soooo much better if the ball had landed in the basket

[–]Sodapotinski -3 points-2 points ago

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This is the reason I can't watch basketball anymore.