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[–]forsaken318 144 points145 points ago

OMH MY GOD SOMEONE CALL Dr.PEPPER

[–]ianscuffling 33 points34 points ago

SO HE CAN ADMINISTER SOME LEMONAID

[–]duksa 16 points17 points ago

I dont' have his number. How about Mr. Pibb?

[–]starthirteen 30 points31 points ago

Fuck that guy. He didn't even get his degree.

[–]Qwertie64982 6 points7 points ago

He'd Mellow Yellow himself at just the sight of a dent

[–]Sorkijan 4 points5 points ago

Mr Pibb?! Are you crazy? Pibb didn't go to school for 8 years to help heal people. We need a real Doctor!

[–]threeminus 11 points12 points ago

You're right, we need a real doctor. But, we are on a budget... how 'bout we call Dr Thunder?

[–]holyice7 1 point2 points ago

Dr. Thunder? Jesus. We may as well just call Dr. Bob if that's the case.

[–]mammalmeal 2 points3 points ago

But he's only a psychic healer

[–]Vandey 4 points5 points ago

I DID. HE SAID LET HIM SUFFER. ANARCHY, ANARCHY.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Those coca colas need to watch some mr. Rogers

[–]kayret 37 points38 points ago

Welcome to Atlanta

[–]RottenDeadite 14 points15 points ago

Came here to post this. You like Pepsi? Atlanta ain't the town for you.

[–]attackzac21 9 points10 points ago

I guess I know where I am moving

[–]incoming_n_word 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, there's coke everywhere in Atlanta. Even the McDonalds has coke.

[–]moogle516 4 points5 points ago

I can only imagine someday some coca-cola executive will get this image framed in his office.

[–]expiredtofu 6 points7 points ago

My roommate brought back a box of Pepsi claiming it was on sale. Everyone just stared at him.

[–]Captain_DuClark 1 point2 points ago

Where the players play

[–]kwikymart711 0 points1 point ago

I want my work to stock Red Bull but they only have Monster :( fucking Emory.

[–]hydrogen_wv 32 points33 points ago

Bloods vs. Crips: Fridge edition.

[–]ventro 8 points9 points ago

Mexican and American cokes uniting together against a common enemy!

[–]GloriousGoldenPants 13 points14 points ago

His name was Trayvon Martin.

[–]Cruftershuttlesocks 2 points3 points ago

You misspelled "Robert Paulson".

[–]wx3 1 point2 points ago

That's the reference.

[–]Cruftershuttlesocks 1 point2 points ago

you're the reference.

[–]mpavlofsky 2 points3 points ago

We should organize a Million Can March!

[–]3229 0 points1 point ago

vestibule

[–]juliejuju 3 points4 points ago

I'm serious. This post IMO is kinda creepy with this horrible story in the news.

[–]GloriousGoldenPants 1 point2 points ago

Creepy with a purpose.

[–]booooooooooooosh 1 point2 points ago

We all make choices. We choose what to post, the context, and ultimately we take responsibility.

His choice? It was...the choice of a new generation.

[–]ckelley87 1 point2 points ago

[–]Jonesty 9 points10 points ago

Sanford, FL?

[–]ROLLINGUNICORN_SWAG 4 points5 points ago

Too soon

[–]reynej 8 points9 points ago

Good. I never liked Pepsi anyway.

[–]captureMMstature 4 points5 points ago

It's like someone left a glass of Coke out for 15 months, then poured a few pounds of sugar in with it. Then bottled it and named it Pepsi.

[–]jrflare 2 points3 points ago

I read the "Motherfucker" in Hank Moody's voice

[–]Ragnalypse 2 points3 points ago

I read the "Motherfucker" in Hank Hill's voice

[–]mangipng[S] 0 points1 point ago

I read the "Motherfucker" in Mr T's voice

[–]mtchen8 2 points3 points ago

Coke is better with food. Pepsi is better by it self. You've been learned'd

[–]captureMMstature 1 point2 points ago

Pepsi is great for when someone you don't like needs a drink. You don't even have to spit in it because that could only improve it.

[–]mangipng[S] 0 points1 point ago*

True, and johnny walker black label can be drunk with Coke, unless off course it's on the rocks.

[–]TheJooce 2 points3 points ago

I think the thing that makes this picture very funny, is the "Motherfucker". Without it, the same affect would not have been achieved.

[–]jayman51481 2 points3 points ago

Keep the hate alive.

[–]mdiaz033 2 points3 points ago

It should be RC cola surrounding one coke can. y'know because RC is for ghetto poor people who resort to violence.

[–]amlamarra 13 points14 points ago

I see this as the Pepsi is the only one that anybody bothered to drink & left all the Coke's behind.

[–]8bit_flasher 6 points7 points ago

thats racist

[–]SilentLettersSuck 5 points6 points ago

Pepsi's the only one they didn't feel bad about spilling all over the place and wasting.

[–]SirPepperMint 8 points9 points ago

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

[–]Spaceside 12 points13 points ago

You motherfucker the wrong neighborhood, walked?

[–]mangipng[S] 8 points9 points ago

I don't make the rules ....Fool

[–]finallymadeanaccount 1 point2 points ago

But you do make the reposts.

[–]mangipng[S] 2 points3 points ago*

[–]supernova812 1 point2 points ago

Gang Violence

[–]mangipng[S] 0 points1 point ago

Can Violence

[–]dinserdinser 1 point2 points ago

WEST SIDE!!!

[–]TheANGRYMedic 1 point2 points ago

That neighborhood has a real coke problem...

[–]mushmancat 1 point2 points ago

[–]Ecto_1 1 point2 points ago

I drove through Camden earlier this week by accident... yeah it felt like I was going to be the Pepsi can.

[–]mangipng[S] 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations for making it.

[–]charmindah 1 point2 points ago

Typical gang fashion. The tall guys hangout in the back.

[–]ChocolateButtSauce 1 point2 points ago*

WE GOTTA STOP THIS COLA ON COLA CRIME!!

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 1 point2 points ago

MEDIO-LITROS MUTHA FUCKA!!!!

[–]CptQuestionMark 1 point2 points ago

And that's how the war began.

[–]toxicshok 1 point2 points ago

"You walked into the Wrong Neighborhood!"

---- George Zimmerman

[–]ConfusedCow 1 point2 points ago

I dont know why, but this reminds me of Training Day

[–]mrpeach32 1 point2 points ago

If this was Coke getting beaten up by Pepsi it would be OFFENSIVE instead of FUNNY.

I bet you never thought about it like that.

[–]mangipng[S] 0 points1 point ago

Now that you mention it ...

[–]LtFoxy 1 point2 points ago

Saw this pic a couple of thousand times writing a paper on Pepsi vs Coke marketing lol.

[–]idodoap 1 point2 points ago

should have been a bunch of BUDWEISERs

[–]vFordring 1 point2 points ago

+1 for you being this bored.

[–]MisterLich 1 point2 points ago

For some reason this image seemed exceptionally violent the first few seconds.

[–]new_abcdefghijkl 1 point2 points ago

those bloods are brutal to the crips

[–]Lemara 1 point2 points ago

I shot a similar photo few years ago

[–]neanderthalman 1 point2 points ago

Pepsi's a big fan of skittles

[–]polarlover 1 point2 points ago

I live in Las Vegas and it is the other way around. PEPSI is everywhere!!!! FUCK DA PEPSI. Long live Coke.

[–]mangipng[S] 0 points1 point ago*

I used to live in Papua New Guinea, Pepsi left a long time ago. Pulled out due to lack of sale against Coke.

[–]polarlover 1 point2 points ago

That is awesome. I'm sure there are The same amount of people running cost analysis as there are trying to get exclusive contracts.

[–]Patrick_the_Saint 4 points5 points ago

WHY DID YOU ONLY DRINK THE PEPSI WITH SO MANY COCA COLAS TO CHOOSE FROM!?

[–]SilentLettersSuck 4 points5 points ago

He didn't. He spilled the Pepsi cause it sucks.

[–]Patrick_the_Saint 4 points5 points ago

I LIKE YOUR WAY OF THINKING, SIR.

[–]mangipng[S] 0 points1 point ago

Totally

[–]kungpew 3 points4 points ago

The Pepsi could have suffered from excessive "squeeky teeth" that Coke will gives you. That plus all that yummy Pepsi carbonation could be the cause of death.

[–]therealgaloosh 6 points7 points ago

It's funny because Pepsi sucks.

[–]PhantomSwagger -3 points-2 points ago*

You spelled 'Coca Cola' wrong.
Edit: Fuck spelling.

[–]CocaChola 1 point2 points ago

Am I an outcast because I prefer Pepsi?

[–]antisocial84 1 point2 points ago

pepsi-max >> pepsi >> diet coke in that order

[–]PhantomSwagger 1 point2 points ago

Nope. Pepsi is clearly superior.

[–]CocaChola -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for validating me. <3

[–]Adayas -1 points0 points ago

I prefer pepsi too :)

[–]Astroweeds -1 points0 points ago

take the Pepsi Challenge, its science...

[–]potatoshmotato 0 points1 point ago

brazzers

[–]Para_Salin 0 points1 point ago

This is clearly a case of Republicans against the Decomrats. I refudiate nothing! This is how we need to stand together with our North Korean allies also.

[–]zfreud 0 points1 point ago

Too soon. ;-)

[–]mjolk22 0 points1 point ago

[–]MarioCO 6 points7 points ago

You see? They didn't even spill the coke. They used juice, because nobody would waste coke.

[–]mangipng[S] 0 points1 point ago

Zero Coke spill

[–]BnGamesReviews -1 points0 points ago

Pepsi is better, end of fucking story. Bring your downvotes! lets do this.

[–]anonymousHacker -1 points0 points ago

YOU REPOSTED AND KARMAWHORED ON REDDIT

[–]DalltarTheWanderer -1 points0 points ago

Exactly, 4chan wants its picture back right now.

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[–]anonymousHacker -1 points0 points ago

Kuapim yu yet

[–]mangipng[S] -1 points0 points ago

Kanye ... oops I meant Kan yu

[–]Derrty109 -1 points0 points ago

Obviously this was gang violence against a white man, pepsi is by far the better cola, and got beaten by the outcast

[–]defect833 -2 points-1 points ago

THIS IS ANNOYING.