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[–]BlinkOh 38 points39 points ago

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Keep it sleazy and I'm out!

[–]romanpppp 21 points22 points ago

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write that down those are my last words oh and im killing myself

[–]dtsfox 240 points241 points ago

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Tight butthole

[–]Cptn_Janeway 6 points7 points ago

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[–]poisonsmoke 40 points41 points ago

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Is there some inside joke that only I dont know about?

[–]Gurgi3[S] 99 points100 points ago

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It's term used in workaholics.

Tight butthole = cool

Loose butthole = lame

[–]poisonsmoke 124 points125 points ago

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Haha, thats pretty tight butthole.

[–]Chewbaccagawea 57 points58 points ago

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I'm not saying she has a loose butthole, I'm saying that she is loose butthole. Do you guys even speak English?

[–]ffunyman 11 points12 points ago

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You're using tight butthole out of context!

[–]ohnowait 6 points7 points ago

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What are you saying to my daughter?!

[–]Condawg 72 points73 points ago

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He gets it!

[–]ihatecupcakes 11 points12 points ago

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That is redonk.

[–]iggyloo17 7 points8 points ago

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He's no dummy!

[–]ungowa 17 points18 points ago

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That was almost a chop but you saved it.

[–]Chriswalken12398 3 points4 points ago

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Let's Skgo! The Vo's a Skgo Vo, dontcha know

[–]NotVerySmarts 7 points8 points ago

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Rock N Jock! 10 Point Shot!

[–]SyxxPakc 5 points6 points ago

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I have no idea what this has to do with anything, but upvote because I miss Rock 'N Jock.

[–]vandal823 10 points11 points ago

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Watch out for pizza shrapnel!

[–]mandelbaumfacepalm 4 points5 points ago

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is that a whole bagel bite?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Kinda want to start a band called that now

[–]Butts_or_Boobs 9 points10 points ago

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The use of a semicolon in this picture is impressive.

[–]skankinstephen 9 points10 points ago

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except that it is incorrect and should be a comma.

[–]mtk88 58 points59 points ago

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if she looks at me i'm going to pre my pants.

[–]NJDevils30 32 points33 points ago

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you could fill up an otter pop sleeve

[–]P0llyPrissyPants 16 points17 points ago

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you pre a lot

[–]cunttastic 25 points26 points ago

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you're a dry guy? Little known fact, most serial killers are dry guys.

[–]Blozi 9 points10 points ago

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I recently read a book on the subje- It was a blog, but I read it.

[–]heartbeats 4 points5 points ago

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I have literally no sexual memories... I haven’t had sex with many girls, truthfully.

[–]Sliperyfish 3 points4 points ago

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But I know who has some nice NIPS.

[–]heartbeats 5 points6 points ago

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Get out of my crank zone!

[–]Gurgi3[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Whenever I hear this I still think of . .

Crank it!

Twist it!

Bop it!

[–]haimez 7 points8 points ago

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Fred Durst is a dry guy.

[–]Anticitizen_One 7 points8 points ago

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No one is going to pre!

[–]NJDevils30 46 points47 points ago

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Did you know that garage is derived from a Latin phrase meaning 'go rage'

[–]iggyloo17 59 points60 points ago

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Such a Tommy move.

[–]RunPoopFapMaster 70 points71 points ago

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LET'S GET WEIRD

[–]Amacsteeze 16 points17 points ago

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fur. sure.

[–]Gurgi3[S] 18 points19 points ago

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This quote works so well with your account name. Please take my karma.

[–]FuRyluzt 3 points4 points ago

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I loved when Anders has the cup of clean urine he saved for the drug test, and this happens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4aoXR74qoA

[–]mr-peabody 2 points3 points ago

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[–]iWant2HaveSexWithYou -5 points-4 points ago

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CTL+F WEIRD.

Thank you.

[–]Sagillarious 36 points37 points ago

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CAAAAATHrrrriiiiinnneee Zeta JooOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEESSSSS

[–]energyturtle7 23 points24 points ago

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she dips beneath the lazers. ooohhh ohhhh oooo

[–]Phurion 6 points7 points ago

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Sheeee has entrapped me...And Sean Connery...

[–]RunPoopFapMaster 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Gurgi3[S] 103 points104 points ago*

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If you dont know, this is from Workaholics. It's filled with . .

  • Action: "Is someone there? Listen I'm armed and I've got aids."

  • Life Lessons: "Sorry guys, bros before hoes, but you know, lil bros before big bros."

and plenty of . .

  • Drama: "Oh no, I'm not wearing underwear, what happens when I prejaculate."

[–]potted 4 points5 points ago

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One of the best shows isn't it, Monica?

[–]Gurgi3[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha

[–]TankorSmash 7 points8 points ago

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I just watched the first episode, the first few minutes were REALLY pandering to the college kid demographic, but the rest was pretty good. I'll watch the rest of the seasons for sure http://www.snogglenews.com/shows/workaholics/s01e01

[–]ffunyman 13 points14 points ago

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First episode is the only one where I'm "iffy" on some parts. Every other single episode is fantastic. Kind of amazing actually, usually most shows have at least a couple more episodes before they really get in stride. Workaholics does it almost straight away.

[–]romanpppp 11 points12 points ago

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no doubt no doubt! my favorite movies are Notorious and Blow so I'm like real. I'm so real like you guys

[–]dablupanda 13 points14 points ago

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Just got broken up with an hour ago, tempted to send this to my ex.

[–]Gurgi3[S] 7 points8 points ago

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Do it and post results

[–]Strmtrooper1013 3 points4 points ago

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[–]fr3ddie 12 points13 points ago

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Is imgur not working for anyone else? I get a blank image.

[–]Jeslovespets 2 points3 points ago

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Yea same here. I find it shows up if you right click and open an incognito window. but otherwise I get a weird(broken?) icon.

[–]dangerflakes 2 points3 points ago

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Your computer just doesn't know how to work without it anymore.

[–]tarants 10 points11 points ago

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Eyo, maggots!

[–]bassmachinejon 11 points12 points ago

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You guys are nothing but dirty brown water trash.

[–]Laeryken 9 points10 points ago

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[–]cunttastic 3 points4 points ago

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You smell amazing, is that coconut?

[–]19A9C6eyes 8 points9 points ago

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This show had me at one of the first lines: "Who can make a smaller face?" HILARIOUS.

[–]Shimokurasaka 8 points9 points ago

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Gotta be fresh.

[–]ShinshinRenma 6 points7 points ago

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Oh, hey, look! It's Reddit personified.

[–]ballstime17 5 points6 points ago

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best line from the show "i've never masturbated sitting straight up like this, its like i'm just punching myself in the balls"

[–]kayraree 6 points7 points ago

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I keep telling myself that one day people will realize how awesome I am and I will stop having this problem, but until that day arrives... I'll buy batteries in bulk.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sure you could just plug in your sex robot.

[–]kayraree 5 points6 points ago

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I need to find the guy who built the robot sex pig, I'm convinced he's the only one with the technology to help me.

[–]TeagueSteez 4 points5 points ago

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Finally some good workaholics stuff on reddit

[–]Captain_Thrus 7 points8 points ago

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Bitch better have my honey

[–]romanpppp 6 points7 points ago

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I'm Rapheal! Cool but rude.

[–]redditindependent 6 points7 points ago

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It is crazy to me that you all get this joke!

[–]Stuppa_ 4 points5 points ago

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it might be Thursday, but we're gonna party like it's Friday

uh, it's Wednesday

[–]jugs25 4 points5 points ago

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one of my favourite shows

TAKE IT SLEAZY

[–]wilska 17 points18 points ago

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This is so tight butthole.

[–]Denode 4 points5 points ago

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403 - Forbidden?

I guess that kinda makes sense.

[–]mushmancat 4 points5 points ago

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Instead of clicking heels, we'll be knockin BOOTS! YEAH! YEAH! YEAUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!

[–]That_Dude_Dozer 5 points6 points ago

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I'm wearin a top gun hat for Christs sake!

[–]slowmotionintro 4 points5 points ago

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workaholics is a wonderful series, i cannot wait till season 3

[–]TeegDougland 4 points5 points ago*

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She'll be like Dorothy in the wizard of oz but instead of clicking heels we'll be knocking BOOTS!

[–]Gurgi3[S] 51 points52 points ago

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If you can't relate to this you're either too young or fuck you.

[–]ig_88 13 points14 points ago

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Katherine Zeta Jooones, she dips beneath the lasers...

[–]MisterCroyle 5 points6 points ago*

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she has entrapped meeeeee

and Sean Conneryyyyy

whoa ey ohhhh

[–]futurelibrarian 29 points30 points ago

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It didn't load. So I can't relate it to me.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 5 points6 points ago

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Same. Imgur has been a sandy little butthole to me this night.

[–]MisterCroyle 2 points3 points ago

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God. You could fit a beach in there it's so loose.

[–]Gurgi3[S] 41 points42 points ago

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fuck you

[–]futurelibrarian 5 points6 points ago

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Calm down you.

[–]gpick19 32 points33 points ago

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You were given two options only.

[–]joebobfrank 2 points3 points ago

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no fak you

[–]MarioMetroid 1 point2 points ago

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[–]chchch23 1 point2 points ago

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no fank u.

[–]Gurgi3[S] 1 point2 points ago

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off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

[–]MFCH 4 points5 points ago

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VERY loose butthole, dude.

[–]Panwall 2 points3 points ago

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Ok hold the phone, you are fully torqued bro...

[–]Iamthesmartest 4 points5 points ago

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I said: I'm ten, come over tomorrow.

[–]Fernify 14 points15 points ago

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The hell show is this?

[–]bacon-o-matic 31 points32 points ago

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Workaholics.

[–]Fernify 11 points12 points ago

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Thank you very much!

[–]ffunyman 9 points10 points ago

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Go check it out! Really funny. I love promoting this show.

[–]mr-peabody 3 points4 points ago

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Same here. I feel like I'm doing my part to keep it from getting canceled. Season 3 is back on May 29th 2012!

[–]ffunyman 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think there's any real threat of it being cancelled, is there? Haven't even heard any whispers of the possibility.

I'm soooo stoked. I ordered the first two seasons on blu-ray as a birthday present for myself!

[–]mr-peabody 5 points6 points ago

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I guess as long as it's not FOX, it's probably safe. It's just because almost none of my friends have heard of it and I almost never see references on here. Gotta get the word out.

[–]ffunyman 2 points3 points ago

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It's the same like It's Always Sunny. Nobody had really heard of it at first, now it seems like everyone has seen it or at least knows it's a thing.

[–]sciencebitchesz 12 points13 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TCF2r1H6cg

First scene of the series. You're welcome.

[–]Fernify 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you very much! Many internets to you my good sir.

[–]SupraJZGTE -1 points0 points ago

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Ders: There was a weird shadow, the lighting in the bathroom was strange!

[–]lmnopqrs11 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kasper138 6 points7 points ago

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Finding this show is the reason I love Netflix

[–]imkaneforever 6 points7 points ago

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I had a successful poop dollar on St. Patty's day. We had two $1 bills and one $5 on both sides of the street and we were on the balcony of an apartment and the house across the street also participated in the yelling.

POOP DOLLAR!!

[–]Mudsnail 2 points3 points ago

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I want... to read... the pie chart.

[–]cthulhu_zuul 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, this is actually relevant to my day today.

And Workaholics is hysterical, so it's a success in both ways.

[–]ObliviousIrrelevance 2 points3 points ago

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Alright, fine! I'll watch Workaholics for the next 3 hours. Damn.

[–]shadow_in_the_night 2 points3 points ago

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Literally just finished watching this episode and thought I would take a reddit break, as one does, and proceed see this post....thanks Gurgi3, you must have a very tight butthole

[–]lanteam 2 points3 points ago

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Gettin' swole with it BROTHAA

[–]N64ever 2 points3 points ago

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Fearection

[–]alinamatters 2 points3 points ago

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GOD I LOVE WORKAHOLICS

[–]alinamatters 2 points3 points ago

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i'm gonna pre when season 3 starts

[–]moves_like_jager 2 points3 points ago

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Wait, reddit is a real person?!

[–]kksmall 2 points3 points ago

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best show on tv right now.. definite tight butthole

[–]Senator_Prevert 3 points4 points ago

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One of the greater, lesser-known shows. But why?

...why do I love my mom so much? Why do kids start off at different reading levels. Why do I get sleepy after I touch myself?

[–]post_break 6 points7 points ago

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Alice is so hot, and even still she plays the role of ultrabitch perfectly.

[–]haddock420 2 points3 points ago

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Alice is pretty hot, but Jillian's where it's at. I imagine her being a demon in the sack.

[–]Senator_Prevert 3 points4 points ago

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Her face just looks bitchy. So much so, that I can't see through to the hotness.

[–]nessinn 5 points6 points ago

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The first time i saw someone taping Colt 45's or whatever those were to both hands and making you finish it before you get released.

Ever since that i have wanted to that, now i will attempt it this weekend

[–]BallgameJ 18 points19 points ago

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It's called Edward Forty Hands and it's actually pretty tough to accomplish.

[–]P0llyPrissyPants 3 points4 points ago

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Tips for playing this game:

  • Tape your hands towards the top of the bottle or your hands will freeze

  • (If you're a guy) Have a girl around because you're going to have to have someone assist you while you pee. Unless you hold it in until you're done both, if so, then bravo.

[–]koolkid005 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, you'll piss your pants if you try that haha.

[–]plmplm 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Constam 2 points3 points ago

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For a minute I assumed you were talking about revolvers and could only wonder: finish what? But beer, that's cool too.

[–]nessinn 7 points8 points ago

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Haha yeah it's pretty vague in my post but in some of the episodes they hang out on the roof of their house and get hammered and Adam is often doing this.

Fun fact about Workaholics: Their apartment in the show is actually their apartment and they just made the production company that makes the show pay for their rent

[–]Constam 1 point2 points ago

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Hah, awesome!

[–]koolkid005 1 point2 points ago

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They also actually throw parties there.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Finish off a platoon of Soviet kill-bots.

[–]thaspaam 2 points3 points ago

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They referenced that on HIMYM.

[–]nessinn 0 points1 point ago

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I don't watch that show. Ted annoys the fuck out of me. Workaholics is much better

[–]radpants 1 point2 points ago

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Why is it not loading? WHY IS IT NOT LOADING?!?

[–]NikeRoxSox 1 point2 points ago

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STORY OF MY LIFE.

[–]LaughingHyene14 1 point2 points ago

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Take your cunt-hooker face and get it the fuck out of my house

[–]Ryswick 1 point2 points ago

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[–]umadbro996 1 point2 points ago

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sweeeeet!

[–]PenguinEatsBabies 1 point2 points ago

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If I had a nickel...

I'd probably have about tree fiddy.

[–]awesomerobots 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone know when new episodes come out?!

[–]koolkid005 2 points3 points ago

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May

[–]hodgeman29 1 point2 points ago

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Please visit r/workaholics

[–]Petrus123 1 point2 points ago

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As of this posting there have been 13 occurrences of "butthole" in the comments. Tight butthole.

[–]purvimatrix 1 point2 points ago

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This is one of the most amazing shows ever. Upvote for giving it respek

[–]dood182 1 point2 points ago

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This show is super tight butthole, the tightest of buttholes.

[–]LaziestManAlive 1 point2 points ago

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Furr sure.

[–]flowstoneknight 1 point2 points ago

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Is it bad that my first reaction was to think that he looks like a retarded version of Dexter?

Darkly Downsy Dexter

[–]candlejack_userna 1 point2 points ago

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Bitch better have my honey!

[–]Bieber_hole_69 1 point2 points ago

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People don't choose to date me.

[–]Gurgi3[S] 0 points1 point ago

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He's too old for you, isn't he.

[–]snakesandthieves 1 point2 points ago

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I'm hoping this won't be relevant to my life in a short amount of time.

[–]laurynashleigh 1 point2 points ago

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My favorite line in the show...out of every single episode.

[–]DalltarTheWanderer 1 point2 points ago

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S'GO!

[–]fwaht 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, and you're a whore who only likes douchebags.

[–]hphn 0 points1 point ago

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Is this the same guy from Theme Addict? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5PM46UuBcw The Gummi Bears scene still cracks me up.

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[–]Mikulak25 4 points5 points ago

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Although Adam does go for what he wants in the show. Just gets turned down.

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[–]woopsifarted -1 points0 points ago

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Can't you just go here?

[–]gordofrog 0 points1 point ago

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The "Nice Guys" of Reddit

[–]vonguard 0 points1 point ago

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Is Workaholics coming back for a second season? Cause I fucking loved it.

[–]energyturtle7 6 points7 points ago

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season three starts in may

[–]Gurgi3[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Only season one is on Netflix but there is a second season already out and season three is starting soon.

[–]BigBoiBingo 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I had the self-confidence to feel that way after rejection. Usually, I just torture myself with what could have been...

[–]erod81294 0 points1 point ago

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Here comes the neighborhood watch muthafucka'!

[–]JudgeMarilynMilian -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know what exactly it is about the guys on that show but for some reason any time I see their any of their faces, I get filled with overwhelming uncontrollable rage and the desire to punch each of them in the jaw

[–]luckyscs -1 points0 points ago

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Right? They seem like the biggest douches on the planet.

[–]JudgeMarilynMilian -1 points0 points ago

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At least someone on this site understands. I was beginning to lose all hope

[–]luckyscs 0 points1 point ago

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It's half them and half the writing. I really despise trying to be pandered to in a tv show. It's as if the network itself was writing the show.

[–]JudgeMarilynMilian 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah that, and there's just something about the way they each look just sends me into uncontrollable rage, I don't know how else to describe it

[–]luckyscs -1 points0 points ago

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I feels ya. Not unattractive but definitively not easy on the eyes so to say.

[–]JudgeMarilynMilian 0 points1 point ago

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And the writing... my suspension of disbelief is annihilated when they're supposed to be recent college graduates. High school, maybe.

[–]Not_A_Golfer -1 points0 points ago

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Jack Black lost a lot of wait for his role on workaholics.

[–]seeashbashrun -2 points-1 points ago

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....seriously. "I can't respect your feelings in this--if I like you, you have to like me"

[–]koolkid005 2 points3 points ago

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It's a joke

[–]seeashbashrun -2 points-1 points ago

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I know it's a joke. But it's making fun of guys who are like that. Who do exist

[–]koolkid005 2 points3 points ago

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Oh yeah true, but if you watch the show you know Adam (the character) is a hilarious caricature of that sort of person*

[–]Gurgi3[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I guess that means you have a problem against jew and pedophile jokes also?

You probably wouldn't like this show...

[–]seeashbashrun 1 point2 points ago

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Woah, I'm not sure how that got communicated. It's a funny joke, it made me laugh. I was simply commenting on the subject. I've had to deal with a fair number of guys who hated me because it didn't work out romantically. That's all. I thought it was a funny post, the actual situation is what sucks

[–]Madeleine_183 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]chemicalcomfort -1 points0 points ago

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Link for those who don't know.

[–]Gurgi3[S] 1 point2 points ago

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That's so loose butthole

[–]GoWithChristBrah -5 points-4 points ago

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