Get out of the way!

GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT · 5 months

From the last time this was reposted:

It's in Sweden (the license plate, man) and the reindeer is domesticated (there are no wild reindeer in Sweden any more). You shouldn't think of that reindeer as a wild animal, it's more like someone's mildly retarded and somewhat aggressive cow. And there's millions of them. The fuckers are dumber than bricks. I've personally seen a reindeer try to pick a fight with a timber truck. That said, punching a reindeer in the ass to get it to move out of the way of another motorist is going above and beyond the line of duty.

EDIT: The license plate is Finnish, not Swedish. [video]

kaloschroma · 5 months

Boop

fwaht · 5 months

The best part about this how many people are going to explode with rage when it reaches the front page the umpteenth time.

Chris_Iceberg · 5 months

Every time i see this clip for the first second or two i think its a giant ant rubbing its mandibles together.

ok_you_win · 5 months

In Canada we sometimes call moose "swamp donkeys" because they are so stupid. Unlike these raindeer(perhaps) they are also very aggressive, and ass-punching one might get you a hoof to the face. If it even let you get that close.

KantLemon · 5 months

If I haven't seen it it's new to me

smcall · 5 months

I can't wait to see this gif again next week.

clintonius · 5 months

STORY TIME!

One of my housemates in college grew up a few hours away from our school and went to visit his parents for a long weekend. On his way back, he rounded a corner at the top of a hill and saw a semi parked on the side of the road, blinking its flashers. As he got closer, he noticed a large deer standing smack in the middle of the road, straddling the yellow line. It was nighttime, people drive 70+ here, and hitting a deer at those speeds can kill you. My friend decides to pull over and see what's up. The truck driver had stopped to shoo the deer out of the road, but the fucker wouldn't move. It just stood there, almost catatonic, in the middle of the road.

They were able to get right next to the thing without disturbing it. The trucker suggests that he and my friend put their shoulders into its side and force it bodily off the road. My friend kind of laughs, but when he sees the trucker's serious, he goes along with it -- and it works! They manage to push this 200-pound animal off the road, beyond the shoulder, and into safety.

They turn toward their vehicles and get halfway across the road before they hear clip-clop, clip-clop, as the son of a bitch deer walks right back to the middle of the highway. Like I said, this is a potentially dangerous situation, and apparently the truck driver has had enough of this animal's shit. He asks my friend to watch for cars for a second as he heads back to his truck. My friend was caught off-guard by the guy returning about 30 seconds later with a tire iron. The driver steps in front of the deer, cranks back his swing, and drops the deer dead on the spot. They dragged it off the road, more permanently this time, shared a good laugh, and drove their separate ways.

bigairbrodeo · 5 months

GGG status deserved.

Stealyphil1905 · 5 months

I wish that deer had fear shititis.

DaveFishBulb · 5 months

Best example of a stranger helping a stranger ever.

G-pissy · 5 months

Come on... it hasn't even been a day since this was reposted ಠ_ಠ

seent_it · 5 months

seent'it

irrelefante · 5 months

smack that... all on the road.

Nichenry · 5 months

boop

pie-man · 5 months

i was expecting a big dent on that car door

drteeths · 5 months

He's lucky not to catch a hoof to the face.

Lots42 · 5 months

Couldn't you have at least waited a week before reposting?

WilliamKings · 5 months

Donkey Punch that bitch!

coldbliss · 5 months

Can't the poor guy masturbate in peace? Stags rub their antlers to get off.

Source: Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation, pg 89

RzK · 5 months

Those hybrid car commercials were right, you can drive right up to the deer without scaring them... until you touch them

quedfoot · 5 months

Boop

ab103630 · 5 months

what a bro.

amc-CR · 5 months

Move bitch, get out the way, Get out the way bitch, get out the way!!!

ballerstatus89 · 5 months

Good Guy Driver.

hotsauce69247 · 5 months

Good guy reindeer butt puncher. Pulls over to butt punch reindeers so you can be on your way.

kaywiz · 5 months

Thought that car was gonna get fucked up for sure.

Queen_Bea · 5 months

I wiah reindeers live in my city, so I can do this.

knel2855 · 5 months

"Boop"

NikeRoxSox · 5 months

Punched in the ass...

LibertyR3volution · 5 months

Ahh, so THAT'S what antlers are for!

yourafagyourafag · 5 months

Move bitch! Get out the way! Get out the way, bitch! Get out the way!

statusone · 5 months

Boop

edge_of_the_eclair · 5 months

TIL deer use their antlers to scratch themselves.

MrFlawlessYeh · 5 months

BiohazardBunny · 5 months

Looks like that deer just got... (puts on sunglasses) Buck-fucked...

Avocado-own_you · 5 months

Right in the nutsack.

MonotonousMan · 5 months

Even though i've seen this at least 10 different times it's still pretty great. "here, let me show you how us locals get it done WHIPPPPPAAAA!"

umadbro996 · 5 months

move!

faerieniamh · 5 months

That wild hand at the end shook me up!

williemcbride · 5 months

Oh my god, deer of any variety are so fucking dumb.

umdiddly · 5 months

wheres the repost bot?

TattooedLadette · 5 months

I need to go to bed and sleep. I thought this was a giant, GIANT, ant at first giffing. It was a slow loader, but still, sleep.

4454 · 5 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9xCWphV8s

abandonfish · 5 months

boop

finest_jellybean · 5 months

Good guy driver

snypr · 5 months

It looked like the driver slapped it right in the ass.

mojowitchcraft · 5 months

itchy itchy itchy foot...

ThatsOneJazzedPanda · 5 months

If I was that reindeer, I would have done my damnedest to turn my ass into a fecal rocket the moment that driver rolled down his window.

zakattak · 5 months

The midwesterner in me is quite satisfied with punching the deer-thing in the butt to get it off the road.

wrathborne · 5 months

Did not expect that, was expecting the horn to be used though.

digbus · 5 months

why does this get reposted daily

Toyotaobsession · 5 months

I like Toyota drivers.

chudez · 5 months

good guy UTH534 (i think, license plate really blurry)

Soniccyanide · 5 months

Reindeers maybe the stupidest animals on earth

Para_Salin · 5 months

Is this in Alaska?

jerisho · 5 months

Only in Sweden, Norway, Finland, Canada or possibly Alaska.

baduffles · 5 months

At first I thought that was a giant fly having a good ol' clean

amolad · 5 months

It's scratching the bottom of its hoof with its antlers.

thesomedude777 · 5 months

In soviet russia....

guywhoruinseverythin · 5 months

i heard the guy that helped him is a child rapist/murderer.

BobSaget12345 · 5 months

that was Good Guy Greg

KOWguy · 5 months

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THATS_THE_PUNCHLINE · 5 months

The guy pulls over to move the animal off the road.

Davel91 · 5 months

If I had known I could repost something for the 80th time and get 900 karma for it I would have posted this a long time ago.

livingdots · 5 months

fuck you laperpro, you fucking reposting pos karma whore

Maddison_372 · 5 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qaek0/

Armonster · 5 months

"boo"

Bolt-Vanderhuge · 5 months

"Move, bitch; get outta da way."

bpoag · 5 months

WHIP A CARIBOU'S ASS WITH A BELT!!! .......ROCK OVER LONDON, ROCK ON CHICAGO. INSURE ONE, THE INSURANCE SUPERSTORE.

JustForBrowsing · 5 months

It was Good Guy Greg!

stonedchao · 5 months

i woulda just bumped the deer with my car. in my old tank I was driving to a friends house and like 6 deer were just casually crossing the road. I didnt beep or anything and a couple of them stopped and stared at me and watched me approach (it was night so the high beams were on). so what I did was drop it into second gear and just rammed into 2 of them doing about 15-20mph. one bounced off and I think I critically injured the one i hit in the face as it bent over.

i feel no shame I hate deer I think they should be exterminated they are vermin. no damage to my car either.

idma · 5 months

well heres a meme for ya'll. scumbag deer: won't move out of the way for speeding cars jumps at the first touch of a finger

funny

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