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[–]donald20 98 points99 points ago

I can attest to the fact that lizards, do indeed, lizard.

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 29 points30 points ago

And occasionally they lizard each other and make baby lizards.

[–]AgnosticJesus 18 points19 points ago

Have you ever watched lizards gone lizard? It is pretty lizard.

[–]Missillustrator 78 points79 points ago

[–]mysheettz890 6 points7 points ago

Don't stop what you're doing

[–]goofandaspoof 3 points4 points ago

Wonderful.

[–]bgaddis88 1 point2 points ago

Did you do this, just for this thread??? BRAVO! Fantastic.. btw I love you

[–]NorthernerWuwu -2 points-1 points ago

Perhaps not this exact thread. It has been posted to Reddit about a dozen times but hey, it is always a favorite.

[–]Skafsgaard 2 points3 points ago

No, but I did see wizards go wizard. It was pretty wizard.

[–]colourofawesome 4 points5 points ago

I saw pigeons have sex today. That's not entirely relevant other than the evolutionary relationship between lizards and birds, but I've never seen it before despite being surrounded by them my whole life. Just putting that out there.

[–]angad19 35 points36 points ago

False.

Cat's real reaction to being placed in a box: uncollapses its wave-function.

[–]DrToker 20 points21 points ago

Only if there's a cyanide capsule and a particle detector!

[–]B_Master 16 points17 points ago

I liked when the lizard kept lizarding.

[–]IWasMisinformed 7 points8 points ago

It didn't keep lizarding. Lizards lizard.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Lizards Lizard. The lizard kept lizarding. He was right.

[–]turkfeberrary 1 point2 points ago

And Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Or at least so I'm lead to believe.

[–]theearthwasflat 22 points23 points ago

Lizards.

[–]ForgetMeNaut 16 points17 points ago

gon' Lizard.

[–]repaeR_mirG 14 points15 points ago

Never go full lizard.

[–]Fortehlulz33 9 points10 points ago

ALWAYS go full lizard.

[–]s3rris 1 point2 points ago

You Only Lizard Once.

[–]tonyvila 0 points1 point ago

Once you go lizard ...

[–]Fishes_101 -1 points0 points ago

Then you CANNOT go back

[–]IndigoBlues 5 points6 points ago

Link for those of you interested. Something Of That Ilk is a dandy comic and deserves the pageviews. Remember not rehost next time, okay?

[–]MoombaCat 22 points23 points ago

I swear this is a repost, but upvoted for love of this image xD

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Same here. I know I've seen this before, but I still laughed. Reposting done right.

[–]pryan12 0 points1 point ago

If we eventually master the art of reposting done right, will reddit be a place for the elite of internet comedy?

This is something to ponder further... Where will we get original content to repost? At what point does reposting done right become just regular reposting? What new transformation will we have to make to reposting to make it "reposting done right" again?

[–]NorthernerWuwu 1 point2 points ago

[–]appers66 0 points1 point ago

Last night I made a comment about one of the only three reposts on reddit I absolutely always upvote, since they never get old, and this is the second one. I kind of want to just wait this one out, 'coz I've already forgotten what the third is.

[–]aido727 8 points9 points ago

Seriously, why are people imguring comics, just link the freaking original.

[–]MontrealBornanRaised 2 points3 points ago

Lizards lizard.

[–]SkyeFire 2 points3 points ago

Old Snake: Camouflage.

[–]adawg58 6 points7 points ago

wrong, when the cat is in the box, it doesnt exist.

[–]Jokaa 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Jokaa 0 points1 point ago

yes, I know what Schrodinger's Cat is.. it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist ಠ_ಠ, it means that it is both alive and dead at the same time

[–]adawg58 1 point2 points ago

oh well i just i just wanted to add a spontaneous way for a cat to act in a box :P

[–]Norwazy 1 point2 points ago

Lizard's gonna Liz.

[–]lookieausername 1 point2 points ago

As a cat owner I can confirm that cats do indeed lose their shit when they are in over turned boxes.

[–]ManningQB18 3 points4 points ago

Best dog face from Hyperbole and a half.

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[–]ManningQB18 -2 points-1 points ago

Oh, no, I was talking about that specific dog face. The dog looks like a near trace of something that was on there.

On a glance through hyperbole and a half's website, I saw that there actually wasn't a face like that, but it does seem very familiar.

[–]FoxFortress 1 point2 points ago

Animals' reactions to being placed inside a cardboard box

...But the first one is a baby...

[–]Herculix 2 points3 points ago

Kingdom: Animalia

[–]DoctorPimpslap 3 points4 points ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

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[–]DoctorPimpslap 10 points11 points ago

Yes.

[–]scdozer435 0 points1 point ago

Uhh, anyone else getting a 403 error?

[–]RyattEarp 1 point2 points ago

Negative.

[–]ChangingtheSpectrum 0 points1 point ago

Huh... I must've missed something. I don't remember "lizard" ever being a verb, or what it entails... Reddit! Answer my questions!

[–]curlefry 0 points1 point ago

Isn't there an image of this with a MGS spoof thrown in? Many upvotes if someone can find it :)

[–]Drewthebearjew 0 points1 point ago

lizard

[–]hintomint 0 points1 point ago

[–]hydrogen_wv 0 points1 point ago

I learned at a young age that when a bird is laying like that.. it's not asleep, it's dead... Poor Cookie... :(

[–]ajpod 0 points1 point ago

this thing is older than time. stop reposting

[–]cusoman 0 points1 point ago

Hey, if you're going to include infants as an animal, then you might as well do toddlers too.

Toddlers: Dreamatorium

[–]Diggleborf 0 points1 point ago

I like the one where the bird is neck broken

[–]tintin-sco 0 points1 point ago

I would very much buy a t-shirt with this on it, or even just the lizard one on it.

[–]scottyd1127 0 points1 point ago

I love lizard

[–]penguinhearts 0 points1 point ago

Rat: DUDE GET THE BANANA CHIPS AND LETS PARTY ALL FUCKING NIGHT!

Long story short: I don't leave boxes in their cage overnight when I have to sleep

[–]GrayCoder -2 points-1 points ago

False. Cat is placed inside box and becomes both dead and alive... because science!

[–]Dariodudes -2 points-1 points ago

I immediately regret this decision