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[–]AnticPosition 131 points132 points ago

It's like a metaphor for every season the Raptors have had.

[–]ELEMENTALITYNES 17 points18 points ago

its like a metaphor for every GAME the Raptors have had. but hey, the Leafs have been doing pretty well

[–]nuclear_cheese 5 points6 points ago

The Toronto Maple Losers?

[–]speak27 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for Halladay! ...and beating us in the 1993 World Series :(

[–]GoodDaySirs 2 points3 points ago

The raptors? More like the CRAPtors these days (they're my hometeam :/)

[–]Owen3781 1 point2 points ago

Just wait. Valanciunas is going to be amazing and the 2012 draft has a number of very good players. In 2 or 3 years the Raptors will be a playoff team.

[–]AnticPosition 0 points1 point ago

(Mine too :/)

[–]ceehan 0 points1 point ago

Knicks gonna shut them down again tomorrow.

[–]P0llyPrissyPants 0 points1 point ago

Vince Carter in his prime <3

[–]Polite_Werewolf 34 points35 points ago

There's two things i like about this. The way the tail falls after he slams into the floor makes it look like he was knocked out, and nobody seems to care it happened. lol

[–]SelectaRx 33 points34 points ago

Personally, the part where his mouth flaps open and closed and the way he's literally launched into the air by the rollerblades is what gets me errytime.

[–]foreveralone8 12 points13 points ago

I like how his left arm flaps around like a boned fish and his "head" goes omnomnomnom and the. Poof -tail sag-

[–]SelectaRx 12 points13 points ago

I like the .gif part too.

[–]milk_fat 0 points1 point ago

i didn't notice the arm the first 50 times.

[–]BisforBM 9 points10 points ago

In my head all I hear is "ARGLE BARGLE BLARRGGGHH BOOM".

[–]Polite_Werewolf 5 points6 points ago

I didn't even notice he was on rollerblades. I thought he was just running quickly.

[–]snowlions 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry, I don't really have anything to add to this but I feel absolutely compelled to tell you that these two comments had me laughing to tears.

[–]Dead_Rooster 2 points3 points ago

The guy sitting on the floor on the left actually adjusts his position to look away better.

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[–]aradraugfea 65 points66 points ago

Agreed, the rest is funny, but the tail sag made me have to fake a cough to avoid getting busted for Redditing in class.

[–]kstub 15 points16 points ago

It's just so...so...sad and hilarious.

[–]harrydorcas 2 points3 points ago

Indeed, a very funny episode... That goes to show that the dinosaur is the ultimate fighting machine :-D.

[–]tRon_washington 19 points20 points ago

[–]jahpo 5 points6 points ago

reversed is even better...the tail slowly starts going up lol

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

tailrection

[–]rootwoot 0 points1 point ago

I must go, my people needs me.

[–]Msjuneday 19 points20 points ago

I never noticed that till now, I'm always laughing at how the camera guy has no reaction at all. A dinosaur just face planted in front of him and he's just shuffling his ass around on the floor and picks up his conversation with the other guy "so about that new lens recall.."

[–]AbanoMex 2 points3 points ago

haha yeah, maybe he is used to this kind of thing, and he is thinking "Pfft thats the third dinosaur that faceplants in front of me this week, jeez."

[–]serasuna 7 points8 points ago

That and the "DERP DERP DERP" as he falls.

[–]Missillustrator 21 points22 points ago

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

You're freakin' awesome!

[–]Hiphoppington 1 point2 points ago

I can get behind this.

[–]JavaLSU 9 points10 points ago

I've seen this reposted so many times...and it makes me laugh each time.

[–]lycao 1 point2 points ago

I was watching it like "Ok, pretty good I guess." But then when the tail sags at the end, I lost my shit.

[–]nachomuchacho69 0 points1 point ago

[–]WitchDr 53 points54 points ago

LOLLERBLADES!

[–]apple-facedGOON 45 points46 points ago

I must have seen this gif 50 different times and i just finally realized he is on rollerblades and not running. WTF

[–]_your_face 12 points13 points ago

aw crap you're right, now its...so much LESS funny for me =/ I was imagining a freaked out flaily legged dinosaur, and it was grand =[

[–]Tashre 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit, he is! I can't not see them now, how did I miss this before?

This gif just got taken to a whole new level.

[–]ENTP 2 points3 points ago

It was funnier before you pointed out the rollerblades.

[–]-Gravitron- 18 points19 points ago

I see your Raptors mascot fail... and double the stakes!

[–]P0llyPrissyPants 5 points6 points ago

BUT WHY WAS HE TRYING TO ROLLERBLADE DOWN THE STAIRS?!?

[–]janefrost 52 points53 points ago

I hope this never dies. It'll always be funny.

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 17 points18 points ago

Don't worry it will be reposted multiple times in the future.

[–]nuclear_cheese 7 points8 points ago

Fantastic!

[–]MrsGunMeat 3 points4 points ago

It will be funny every time.

[–]TheMop 2 points3 points ago

I can't help but upvote it every single time I see it.

[–]ParksVS 2 points3 points ago

You should see him at the games. Way more entertaining than the basketball. He eats people too!

[–]Hyperbowleeeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point ago

this is the sort of repost i will allow.

[–]fauxman 16 points17 points ago

it's a derpasaurus rex on lollerblades.

[–]freedtroll 11 points12 points ago

awh not again im in the libraryy

[–]lookcloserlenny 0 points1 point ago

Seriously. The first time I saw this I was in class and actually had to leave because I couldn't hold in the laughter. I dont think any .gif has ever made me laugh as much as this one.

[–]Doctor_Woo 10 points11 points ago

All i can hear is WIBBLEWIBBLEWIBBLEWIBBLETHUD

[–]VeryGoodLookingMan 4 points5 points ago

I hear, "NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH."

[–]cruzin 1 point2 points ago

NANG NANG NANG NANG NGGG

[–]BrainDeadKennedy 8 points9 points ago

Challenge accepted

[–]CanIGetaHellYeah 7 points8 points ago

It's the way the head and mouth goes crazy before he lands that gets me.

[–]yoreatowel 6 points7 points ago

The tail slowly keeling over makes this perfect.

[–]krstn 5 points6 points ago

My face hurts from laughing at this so hard. EVERY FUCKING TIME. It's the tail deflating at the end, I swear.

[–]neonroad 0 points1 point ago

"What happens next?"

[–]iliveinabunkbed 4 points5 points ago

I always listen "No no noo no nooo no!" While his mouth open and close.

[–]i7omahawki 2 points3 points ago

*hear

Though I guess english isn't your first language :)

[–]iliveinabunkbed 5 points6 points ago

You guessed correctly. I'm from Brazil.

[–]hydraulic2 8 points9 points ago

gets me every time

[–]mshdptato 8 points9 points ago

there is a .gif out there where this raptor eats a cheerleader, hahahaha.

[–]whisk3rs 4 points5 points ago

This is how some of my sexual fantasies start.

[–]SomeMetroid 0 points1 point ago

You're into THAT?

[–]stumpyraccoon 11 points12 points ago

That sounds hilarious! Let me just google "eating a cheerleader". BRB!

[–]dog_in_the_vent 4 points5 points ago

I've seen a lot of things today; this was the funniest.

[–]TheMeaning0fLife 2 points3 points ago

Unfortunately, the mascot is the most entertaining thing to watch when the Raptors play. Why do all of Toronto's teams suck? It's very disheartening.

[–]Karma_Redeemed 0 points1 point ago

And yet you guys wanted the Bills?

[–]rabit71 4 points5 points ago

seen this so many times, but only just realised he's on skates. hahaha

[–]flobbaddobbadob 6 points7 points ago

I just had to punch myself in the face to stop laughing.

[–]Game25900 2 points3 points ago

I currently have a chest infection, you made me cough my spleen up, i always end up in tears watching this.

[–]krazykid586 2 points3 points ago

I'm the same way with this one.

[–]scottNOT 2 points3 points ago

took me about 6 loops to realize he was on rollerblades

[–]Lemonion 1 point2 points ago

I'll bet you $20 you can't watch it forever.

[–]Drail 0 points1 point ago

20$ for the rest of my life? Deal, Reddit has already consumed it anyways.

[–]asmara124 1 point2 points ago

So that's what happeneds when you put roller blades on a dinosaur

[–]adamzep91 1 point2 points ago

Oh Raptors.. I have to love you because you're from Toronto, but god damn.

[–]Toastman0218 1 point2 points ago

Upvote as a Raptors fan

[–]xXEvanatorXx 1 point2 points ago

As a Toronto Raptors fan I approve

[–]brokenviolins 1 point2 points ago

i love that nobody around him reacts when he falls.

[–]alwc37 0 points1 point ago

The college team where I am at has the same kind of costume but as a gator. He falls all the time, then pops back up. It is just part of the show, so most people had more then likely already seen it that night or just expected it.

[–]SolarFederalist 1 point2 points ago

The tail slowly deflating at the end makes this, in my opinion.

[–]c_schocky 1 point2 points ago

i put this to dubstep and it made it even funnier

[–]TheMightyMush 1 point2 points ago

At the rate this is reposted, chances are, you probably can.

[–]Mightymaas 1 point2 points ago

What makes it better is that as he is falling it looks like he is trying to bite the air.

[–]BoundToHatpin 1 point2 points ago

The way his mouth moves, it looks like he's yelling, "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

[–]sneg 1 point2 points ago

[–]wandabee 1 point2 points ago

I laughed so hard that I repeatedly downvoted the post above yours.

[–]Denode 1 point2 points ago

I think I'm the only person on reddit that doesn't find this funny.

This gets reposted thousands of times, and every time the replies consist of different ways of saying "I never get tired of this!" Every time I just sit there thinking about where my life went wrong.

[–]cravior 1 point2 points ago

Excuse me sir, but there is a rabid red shark unconscious on your floor.

[–]Nobody62 1 point2 points ago

I believe this belongs here.

[–]LittleOni 1 point2 points ago

My bladder is at capacity, and this gif made me laugh WAAAAY harder that I should have, and almost created an incident...

[–]BSMitchell 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for this. I've had an awful day and this made me laugh way more than it should've. The part that sold me was the sad little deflation and the tail sag.

[–]GunRaptor 1 point2 points ago

That was scary....I read the title and saw it was a gif without realizing what gif this was a link to.

I then thought to myself, "hmmm, I bet everyone has one gif they could basically watch forever. And you know what, mine is that one where the Raptors mascot eats shit while airbiting, and slightly deflates after hitting the ground. Yeah, that's the best gif ever. Now let me see what gif this person linked to.....omg....."

And that's when I realized that I've lost all sense of individuality.

[–]AndrewP7 1 point2 points ago

For the longest time I had no idea the raptor was wearing roller blades

[–]rrichardjames 1 point2 points ago

NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG

[–]Danyol 8 points9 points ago

[–]neonroad 13 points14 points ago

I don't know why, but I feel as if no matter how many times this gets reposted, it will still be hilarious.

[–]BearPaw07 1 point2 points ago

Sorry bro, this gif has perpetual reposting privileges.

[–]Tonedore 1 point2 points ago

Definitely top five.

[–]snipersteve 1 point2 points ago

TIL Toronto's basketball team is as good as their hockey team

[–]Pontefex 0 points1 point ago

So thats how the dinosaurs were extinct

[–]SphincterNuts 0 points1 point ago

Such a classic.

[–]CountFauxlof 0 points1 point ago

I like how there is a bearded robocop in the first frame.

[–]Getredy2die43214 0 points1 point ago

I like the one were they eat someone

[–]Indieindie85 0 points1 point ago

Worst team, best mascot.

[–]Zdravo66 0 points1 point ago

Yes! Love the Toronto Raptors, even though they're very good at sucking :)

[–]subweiser 0 points1 point ago

This pretty much sums up the raptors franchise. sigh.

[–]Hi_There_Face_Here 0 points1 point ago

This is the 30th time I've seen this but this is the first time I've noticed he was wearing roller blades.

[–]Crallium 0 points1 point ago

It's even better when you play the Jurassic Park theme in the background.

[–]TheseAreTheEndTimes 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this, I giggle like a school girl for 11 minutes and 26 seconds.

[–]elmhing 0 points1 point ago

You can watch it forever. Infinite reposts.

[–]lurkernomore11 0 points1 point ago

oh slapstick, sometimes you still stick the slap.

[–]JUburton 0 points1 point ago

apropos here, one of the greatest videos of all time: http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/1421/Mascot+Bloopers/

[–]Rossmosis 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what to laugh at more, the flailing raptor, or the cameraman who didn't seem to care about the fact that his face just ate the court.

[–]yaymalazans 0 points1 point ago

Every time its mouth opened I pictured it yelling "DERP!"

DERP DERP DERP!!

[–]Master_Choda 0 points1 point ago

Chris Bosh? Chris Bosh what are you doing? You don't play here anymore. Get off the court!

[–]ShootStation 0 points1 point ago

GBAA BRRAAA HRFAAA!!!! oof.

[–]Tuques 0 points1 point ago

He's still the best player on the team....

[–]mephilen 0 points1 point ago

i cant watch this without feeling really bad for that guy :(

[–]zyrtsuryu 0 points1 point ago

When you look up the phrase "ate shit" in the dictionary, you get this gif.

[–]belgiumwafflestomper 0 points1 point ago

You know what the hardest thing about rollerblading is? Telling people you are extinct.

[–]benny_d11 0 points1 point ago

derp

[–]Cool_Cat_Craig 0 points1 point ago

thats awesome. also, you're in luck because it's going to be back tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that, until the end of time.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

AWH HAW HAW HAW! I've never seen that gif on Reddit before!

Today.

In the last hour.

[–]PotatOWND 0 points1 point ago

Funny, but reposted so many times it makes my soul cry.

[–]THATS_THE_PUNCHLINE 0 points1 point ago

Mascot falls on his face.

[–]BeGentleItsMy1stTime 0 points1 point ago

On Reddit, you can watch it forever.

[–]needinsight1 0 points1 point ago

is there a slow motion gif of this?

[–]fugees_and_funyuns 0 points1 point ago

[–]Dunkshot32 0 points1 point ago

it's the tail falling over at the end that really makes this for me. Just takes it from sad to shadenfreude in half a second.

[–]septimus379 0 points1 point ago

LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!

[–]fudgie1 0 points1 point ago

There are some perks to the job

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRDsdWLqdBI

[–]law_of_redhead 0 points1 point ago

My 5 year old son laughed like a hyena when he saw this!

[–]Fartacus_2 0 points1 point ago

After watching this for 3 straight minutes, I noticed he's actually wearing rollerblades.

[–]croagunk 0 points1 point ago

The best part is when his tail falls.

[–]AntiCitizenJuan 0 points1 point ago

I feel bad for him :(

[–]Flashman_H 0 points1 point ago

Didn't that guy get severely injured doing this?

[–]im_the_guy_who_sucks 0 points1 point ago

This makes me giggle like an idiot every time.

[–]cybbota 0 points1 point ago

That's what is going to happen to this comment.

[–]sl90078 0 points1 point ago

It's like Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy

[–]Avista 0 points1 point ago

RARGH RARGH RARGH SMOCK!!

[–]MrsGunMeat 0 points1 point ago

yes. a million times yes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The immediate loss of tail-erection upon face planting is what makes it.

[–]ListenToNestor 0 points1 point ago

I could upvote these reposts forever.

[–]mamsh 0 points1 point ago

hahaaha omg look at his poor little tail ahahah awesome!

[–]tza999 0 points1 point ago

I love how the tail deflates.I

[–]WinterpegManitscolda 0 points1 point ago

Kids this is why the dinosaurs went extinct, they can't even rollerblade... And because you touch yourself at night.

[–]G-pissy 0 points1 point ago

I never noticed the rollerblades the first time I saw it... I thought he was just really bad at running. It's not as funny anymore :(

[–]rhoswhen 0 points1 point ago

laughin' so hard i'm cryin'

[–]hanapyon 0 points1 point ago

this is a true gem

[–]FeCastel 0 points1 point ago

Smashing.

[–]Wec4evar2 0 points1 point ago

Love how he kinda moon runs sideways before he falls.

[–]ADAMsGOIN 0 points1 point ago

It probably wasn't feeling so hot after it ate that cheerleader

[–]vinvinvin 1 point2 points ago

This..would make..A GREAT GIF. GO FORTH GIF MAGICIANS! CONJUR THE GIF TO END ALL GIFS

[–]vinvinvin 0 points1 point ago

Gorgeous, bravo!

[–]aten97 0 points1 point ago

I laughed forever

[–]zesty_lemon 0 points1 point ago

This is hilarious!!!!!!! XD

[–]AYONEEGUH 0 points1 point ago

Arregghhh arrrrgghhh arrrrgghhh arrrrrgghh AHHH

[–]Ayalp 0 points1 point ago

Lolling so hard right now

[–]pittrx 0 points1 point ago

This is the only repost I have NO problem with. Laugh every time.

[–]thatrudedude 0 points1 point ago

Did He DIED????

[–]DarkOnion 0 points1 point ago

He's dead Jim.

[–]alinah100 0 points1 point ago

I love how the dinosaur just lies there, in shame.

[–]Subhazard 0 points1 point ago

NYANG NYANG NYANG pffthump

[–]devlavaca 0 points1 point ago

This is the best .gif on the internet. I upvote it every time.

Sigh.

[–]zuzubedo 0 points1 point ago

I just woke my husband up in bed with my shake-laughing. This is the funniest, stupidest thing I've seen in a long time!

[–]artemisfowl15 0 points1 point ago

I like the guy who sees him fall, then just adjusts how he's sitting and keeps talking to the dude next to him.

[–]KEBBE 0 points1 point ago

This always brightens my day haha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen this, I'm laughing so loud I'm tryin not to wake my boyfriend! Amazing , the tail sag.

[–]light108 0 points1 point ago

I can not believe I laughed as hard as I did. Simply started crying when his little tail falls down on him. Just rawr rawr rawr, slam.... Sadface.

[–]voted_and_why 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted to 845 for the epic face-plant :)

[–]Unlucky13 0 points1 point ago

This gif, though I've seen it on Reddit at least 50 times, still makes me tear up in laughter. There's not a single thing that is not hilarious about this.

[–]crayg 0 points1 point ago

How does this make it to the front page every week?

[–]TheMagicPancake 0 points1 point ago

DERP DERP DERP. slip Fuck. tail sag

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

its like a metaphor for the cleanliness of my apartment

[–]murphmurphy 0 points1 point ago

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHLETSGETTHISPARTYGOINGUHOHHOHCAREFULOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT. OW. Oh. Lame.

[–]skyninja45 0 points1 point ago

so this is what happened to barney..............its an improvement if i do say so myself :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's the tail, the tail gets me every time. Way to kill the mood there, bro.

[–]Color_Bars 0 points1 point ago

I laugh every time.

This truly is the gif that keeps on giving.

[–]DoesntMatterTRex 0 points1 point ago

[–]bbctol 0 points1 point ago

ARF ARF ARF ARF

[–]Cherried 0 points1 point ago

LOL I think I just did.

[–]nthensome 0 points1 point ago

This is why Raptors are extinct in the wild.

[–]Carteebs 0 points1 point ago

This still makes me laugh, no matter how many times I see it.

[–]Jaws666 0 points1 point ago

He runs, he runs... and he eats floor.

[–]amo25 0 points1 point ago

I just watched this about ten times without even realizing it because I was laughing so hard.

[–]Bmxblinker 0 points1 point ago

hahahahaha!

[–]JohnnyH87 0 points1 point ago

I showed this video to a friend last year, and he literally laughed for 40 minutes straight. It's extra funny because he has a really high pitched laugh, so everyone around him got some laughs from his laughter.

[–]RaichuALoveS0ng 0 points1 point ago

He is so motionless at the end, amazing.

[–]IDlOT 0 points1 point ago

OH NO CHRIS BOSH!