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[–]Thor4269 32 points33 points ago

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/r/keto approved.

[–]thatbonelessguy 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Thor4269 0 points1 point ago

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agreed.

[–]Tipsyy 4 points5 points ago

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repost from /r/funny? this is /r/funny...

[–]thatguyferg 1 point2 points ago

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People always complain about exercise, am I the only one who is excited to lift? Shitty day, shitty people, but at least I can get my anger out without being charged with assault.

[–]SantosSays[S] 1 point2 points ago

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completely agree

[–]northbayray 1 point2 points ago

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  1. Walk to the liquor store.
  2. Buy booze and walk back.
  3. ??????
  4. Fitness!

[–]pipesmokingman 1 point2 points ago

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omg guys it says bacon. hahahaha! bacon guys!! hahaha!

[–]JohnTesh 0 points1 point ago

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You just summed up the /r/paleo - /r/crossfit relationship pretty well. Bravo!

[–]Thor4269 0 points1 point ago

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/r/keto as well

[–]BradDelo 0 points1 point ago

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Is that you, Michael Scott?

[–]Pejo1317 0 points1 point ago

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Makes sense.

[–]deyocalypse 0 points1 point ago

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That's how the Narwhal does it...

[–]PimpPirate 0 points1 point ago

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Glenn Beck's fitness progrum.

[–]Crallium 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, is imgur messing up for anyone else, or is that just me?

[–]SantosSays[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah someone reposted this is a different reddit and the title on imgur is that person's reddit title, if i just made any sense

[–]Crallium 2 points3 points ago

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That made no sense to me :D

[–]FiveAgainst01 -1 points0 points ago

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Embrace cholesterol.

[–]Trufaunt -1 points0 points ago

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"Steak and eggs and eggs and steak"

[–]greeneggsnspam -1 points0 points ago

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You would probably get some laughs from /r/paleo as well.

Now I must find some bacon to eat.

[–]Wonderman09 -1 points0 points ago

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Awww man, if only...

[–]KatB1970 -1 points0 points ago

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bacon is good. (per John Travolta)

[–]ShadoWalker3065 -1 points0 points ago

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I approve.

[–]IronMikeT -1 points0 points ago

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Fit person here. Approved.

[–]TheUltimateSalesman -1 points0 points ago

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Did anybody read this in the beggin bacon strip dog's voice?

[–]PipsyDizzle -1 points0 points ago

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I KNEW exercise had something to do with bacon! KNEW IT!

[–]vvakajavvaka -2 points-1 points ago

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Lisa needs braces!

[–]nmd0119 -4 points-3 points ago

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thought this was posted by Repostking

[–]kitty_o_shea -4 points-3 points ago

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That's some Glenn Beck-level logic there.

[–]rayge_kwit 1 point2 points ago

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Except eggs and bacon are both good sources of protein, which is a good thing to have in a fitness plan, so the logic holds up... Unlike Glenn Beck's.