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How i feel when eating popcorn, and my wife comes in with a lasagna (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Natron420 15 points16 points ago

Upvotes for Koalas, always

[–]wishbee 1 point2 points ago

Upvotes for upvoting koalas.

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 1 point2 points ago

Downvotes, for these horrifying pissing evil little monster creatures from hell with the scariest eyes most uncomfortable fur and most generally useless creatures in my country.

[–]TreeComma 3 points4 points ago

at least it's not a drop bear..

[–]faggotoni 0 points1 point ago

God damn I hope I never run in to a drop bear in the wild.

[–]Joubin 0 points1 point ago

"A drop bear (or dropbear) is a fictitious Australian marsupial.[1] Drop bears are commonly said to be unusually large, vicious, carnivorous koalas (although the Koala is not a bear) that inhabit treetops and attack their prey by dropping onto their heads from above.[2] They are an example of local lore intended to frighten and confuse outsiders and amuse locals, similar to the jackalope, hoop snake, wild haggis, or snipe hunt".

FUCK THAT SHIT

[–]seruch 0 points1 point ago

damn, those eyes are fucking scary!

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 0 points1 point ago

I hate koalas.

[–]aengvs 6 points7 points ago

Being a Koala would be awesome. They live in the trees that grow their favourite food. That would be like living in a lasagna tree.

[–]Quasm 1 point2 points ago

I read that as "buying a Koala", and it still made sense to me.

[–]raging_asshole 7 points8 points ago

"With a lasagna?" Does that strike anybody else as weird?

I obviously can't be the only one who thinks "comes in with lasagna" sounds less weird, right?

[–]Jessum 4 points5 points ago

Nope with "a" lasagna sounds fine to me!

[–]waterrbottle 0 points1 point ago

think of it as like .... a lasagna pie

[–]lemonadegame 2 points3 points ago

...and shes only wearing a g string and stockings with a little pink bow at the top of them

[–]anusbomber 2 points3 points ago

Top scientists tell me koalas are the most intelligent beings on earth. The eucalyptus leaves stimulate their prefrontal cortexes in a similar manner to THC.

[–]ojolejano[S] 2 points3 points ago

for real¿?

[–]CannabisCas 0 points1 point ago

Yeah seriously i want to know as well

[–]hear_me 2 points3 points ago

And then she sits down and eats it all with her bare hands. While staring at you. Yeah I know that feel.

[–]BetterThanOP 5 points6 points ago

is that something that happens often enough to refer to it like this? like 2 or 3 times a week you're eating popcorn, specifically, when your wife brings in lasagna? stop eating popcorn before dinner dude it's gonna spoil your appetite

[–]PowahSupply 1 point2 points ago

420th! Yessss

[–]theVice 1 point2 points ago

TIL that koalas have slit-pupils like cats.

[–]Skrappyross 3 points4 points ago

Considering Koala's get high as shit on eucalyptus leaves all day makes this a wonderfully apt metaphor.

[–]dachshund 0 points1 point ago

dude, yes, I am laughing way to hard at this pic111

[–]chefhanabal 0 points1 point ago

I always forget how creepy their eyes are.

[–]wishbee 1 point2 points ago

I never even noticed that they had creepy eyes until this thread. At a [0] and they're still freaking me out.

[–]kbkrunner 0 points1 point ago

no fucking way

[–]megamoose4 0 points1 point ago

yeeeeeeeee, lasagna, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–]greggram 0 points1 point ago

koalas are the biggest ents. eat leaves that get them stoned, sleep for 23 hours a day

[–]thelordofleisure 0 points1 point ago

i loled with root beer in muh mouf!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Sudden realization koala?

[–]TheFoshizzler 0 points1 point ago

These things are getting absurdly specific...

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