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[–]CraziiSexyIdiota 15 points16 points ago

ANIMAL WELFARE

[–]Dakrun 6 points7 points ago

I'm pretty sure my mother has posted this on Facebook. You're way behind, OP.

Holey hell, what a jackass.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Ubc56950 2 points3 points ago

I was about to downvote you when I noticed your name

[–]OP_karma_whores 49 points50 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Asshole 6coms 80pts 6mos funny
what an ass hole 15coms 49pts 26dys WTF
asshole 8coms 66pts 4mos funny
Hey, Ass Hole 1com 17pts 1mo funny
asshole 3coms 24pts 6mos pics
Asshole 10coms 39pts 1yr funny
asshole. 3coms 27pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]aeroxan 2 points3 points ago

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 7 points8 points ago

No trombone is sad enough for this post.

[–]funkydo 5 points6 points ago

I ws hoping for http://i.imgur.com/2FTn8.jpg (NSFW)

[–]RyBo44 1 point2 points ago

I can't be the only person who would love to know the back story to this picture. "Hey, I know 12 pens in the assholomio has been done time and time again, but i can do 13 & post to the internet..."

[–]cawncawn 0 points1 point ago

A rainbow asshole.

[–]Ubc56950 0 points1 point ago

How did you find this?

[–]funkydo 3 points4 points ago*

I'm embarrassed, but I found a link to http://www.reddit.com/r/ButtSharpies/ and perused it. (er NSFW.)

[–]Ubc56950 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Phasechange 4 points5 points ago

What? I think they're pretty!

[–]carterdj95 5 points6 points ago

I love when average pictures are made with clever titles. Good job, OP.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

A donkey trapped in an abandoned well is average? The internet really makes us jaded doesn't it?

[–]carterdj95 2 points3 points ago

Haha. True that. It really does.

[–]crocodilesareforwimp 1 point2 points ago

Quick, start filling the hole up with dirt.

It's the only way to get him out. I learned it from an allegory.

[–]VoiceOfInternet_haha 1 point2 points ago

♪♪ Gotta keep the donkey---way down in the hole. ♪♪

Sorry, just finished marathoning The Wire. It's been in my head. I'll show myself out.

[–]liathus 1 point2 points ago

[–]PPpwnz 1 point2 points ago

I laughed far too hard at this. Thank you, OP.

[–]BlitzkriegDD 1 point2 points ago

Man I'd ride that ass.

[–]Krazistar 1 point2 points ago

There are specific rules lined out in the 'old testament' for this specific incidence. I believe if your neighbor's donkey falls in your well, you are obligated to compensate their loss.

[–]moesyzlack 0 points1 point ago

Dumb Ass

[–]GeneralWarts 0 points1 point ago

Wise ass.

[–]Nabonidus3 3 points4 points ago

Donkey

[–]Se7en_Sinner 3 points4 points ago

Wrex.

[–]MADBAKER 2 points3 points ago

[–]Inugami 0 points1 point ago

Donkey stuck in a well? Usually takes a crane

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

I just need to check yo' asshole.

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

False: That is actually a mule.

[–]DubJohnny 0 points1 point ago

I didn't quite understand the joke, and then a minute later i burst into laughter.

[–]dressedAsDog 0 points1 point ago

Damn, gotta pull my pants up. You missleading OP.

[–]The_Bat_Hat 0 points1 point ago

It rubs the lotion on its skin...

[–]Kristenated 0 points1 point ago

You said it!

[–]liliduck 0 points1 point ago

ass? what idiot would call a newly discovered donkey an ass? asshole...

[–]V1bration 0 points1 point ago

[–]jlchauncey 0 points1 point ago

that's what she said

[–]rhinorocan[!] 0 points1 point ago

is this the proverbial ass stuck in the well that the bible says were allowed to get out if it's Sunday?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That's what the ass is thinking about the person holding the camera.

[–]Lady_Verglas 0 points1 point ago

Poor creature. Help it goddammit ! :(

[–]thistang 0 points1 point ago

I showed this to my old Asian father, he's still laughing. No housework for me! Thank you OP.

[–]eodude 0 points1 point ago

i see what you did there

[–]king_cherokee 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]On_The_Grass 0 points1 point ago

It's a whole ass in the ass hole.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this post before. If I remember correctly, the donkey was successfully removed from the well.

[–]Madeleine227 1 point2 points ago

Hooray! Poor Donkey.

[–]rubber_necker 0 points1 point ago

It's funny b/c another name for donkey is "ass" and he is in a hole.

[–]metalrawk 2 points3 points ago

thank you. thank you very much for explaining, sir.

[–]RichardCupidIV 0 points1 point ago

wait, I still don't get it, ass in hole? What does that even mean?

[–]Ladderjack 0 points1 point ago

This makes the donkey sad.

[–]TheOneBritishGuy 0 points1 point ago

[–]beepbeepimajeep_ -1 points0 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]shaunehannen -3 points-2 points ago

Look how many times this has been re- posted. It took me a mere 30 seconds to check and OP should have checked too!

title comnts points age /r/
Asshole 6coms 80pts 6mos funny
what an ass hole 15coms 49pts 26dys WTF
asshole 8coms 66pts 4mos funny
Hey, Ass Hole 1com 17pts 1mo funny
asshole 3coms 24pts 6mos pics
Asshole 10coms 39pts 1yr funny
asshole. 3coms 27pts 5mos funny

[–]Ubc56950 3 points4 points ago

What an asshole, right?

[–]ResidentWeeaboo 1 point2 points ago

lol irony

[–]trafikant 0 points1 point ago

Too late.

[–]s3rious_simon -1 points0 points ago

dropping ass gets a whole new meaning...

[–]icanhasfluttershy -1 points0 points ago

Hey look it's an ass In a hole. Ha. Wait. Shit.

[–]evangelosg -1 points0 points ago

[–]NSMike -2 points-1 points ago

Christ.

[–]Ubc56950 0 points1 point ago

False.

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[–]Ubc56950 0 points1 point ago

Never admit you don't get it, Reddit does not approve.