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[–]dfriedland 11 points12 points ago

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Obligatory tomatoes going to tomate post

[–]LET-7 5 points6 points ago

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waiters gonna wait

[–]2-long-didnt-reddit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Overglock 6 points7 points ago

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It flows better with "Taters gonna tate"

[–]what_user_name 3 points4 points ago

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i find this way funnier than i should. not the "potatoes gonna potate" line. that is actually pretty dumb. but the gif is absolutely hoilarious

[–]GummyDeath -1 points0 points ago

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I love the gif. It is adorable and funny all at the same time.

[–]maedr 3 points4 points ago

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again with music

[–]zdeno721 1 point2 points ago

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gators gonna gate

[–]slayer_of_potatoes 1 point2 points ago

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Not if I can help it.

[–]Egocentric[S] 1 point2 points ago

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So are you going to send them to the oven or are you going to mash them?

[–]CtrlShift7 1 point2 points ago

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Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. He is a heartless bastard, yon slayer of potatoes.

[–]slayer_of_potatoes 1 point2 points ago

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In my line of work, I have to be.

[–]jnguy46 0 points1 point ago

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this now my favorite gif of all time =]

[–]holman43 0 points1 point ago

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Spunky

[–]molkhal 0 points1 point ago

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Spunky Foodwinkle.

[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

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bators gon' bate

[–]danimal2011 0 points1 point ago

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Taters gonna Tate

[–]TehAdmral 0 points1 point ago

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they dance like the clouds from the Don Hertzfeldt 'Rejected' short

[–]jasonthevii -1 points0 points ago

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Where is POTATO_IN_ANUS?

[–]budperson -1 points0 points ago

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Older than the internets.

[–]phantompredator -1 points0 points ago

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Makes me proud to be Irish! being a potato lover and all :D

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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You keeps narsty chips. Give them to me wet and wr-r-r-r-r-r-riggling.

[–]flicticious -2 points-1 points ago

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Too friggen cute !

[–]vampirefreak135 -2 points-1 points ago

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Lizards gunna Lizard