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[–]Horatio_CAmpAIgN 40 points41 points ago

It looks like this boy...

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just became a mannequin.

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 1 point2 points ago

I approve of this.

[–]curvy_lady_92 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, you are EVERYWHERE today.

Are you actually PAG and andrewsmith1986, too?

[–]bo87 3 points4 points ago

dont forget POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS

[–]epicGOPfail 1 point2 points ago

lemme tell you about the one time i forgot POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS

[–]beachjustice 12 points13 points ago

The more I browse reddit and see re-post after re-post after re-post the more I start to understand the rage. it gets annoying

[–]AsksWithQuestions 9 points10 points ago

This kid gets more pussy than me...

[–]massenburger 1 point2 points ago

[–]sorryihaveaids 3 points4 points ago

Enough with this repost.. It's been on the front page like three times this week.

[–]Questions-Answered 0 points1 point ago

I saw a friend on facebook like this image last week when it was posted by "The Lads' Bible" (essentially the UK's version of Bros). Seeing it posted here again is a little embarrassing.

[–]hotcereal 3 points4 points ago

Well now he knows what's down

[–]alliterationactivist 2 points3 points ago

He's just starting his long journey back home.

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 1 point2 points ago

He's looking for original content, because there's sure as hell none in this post.

[–]2biggiesmalls3 1 point2 points ago

Yes. We are men and we have sexual intercourse with women.

[–]SpasticSpoon 3 points4 points ago

Speak for yourself.

[–]it_wasnt_me_ 0 points1 point ago

no head. she wont bore you to death. i approve.

[–]ToaklandFaders 0 points1 point ago

I used to do this as a child. My excuse was "I need to fix their dookies." I was a weird child.

[–]Ski360spin 0 points1 point ago

Midget...not a kid. Sorry for not being PC.

[–]NuclearWookie 0 points1 point ago

I feel like taking advantage of reposts by taking the top comment from the last instance of a post and reposting it myself.

[–]Polky 0 points1 point ago

This kid knows what's up..... and down.

[–]ikikstarbucks -2 points-1 points ago

His parents have taught him well.

[–]Flashman_H -2 points-1 points ago

Future "Oh God Why" comic in progress.

[–]Whines_About_Reposts -2 points-1 points ago

This repost knows what's up

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[–]htownbaseballer -1 points0 points ago

He may of found a cherry.

[–]guyindia 2 points3 points ago

*have

[–]walter2812 -2 points-1 points ago

Too bad it was popped

[–]SUKMYCHUCK -1 points0 points ago

This kid got some game!

[–]Anonymous_Bosch -1 points0 points ago

If a real woman had the body of that mannequin, well, I don't need to tell you what would happen.

[–]Negro_Napoleon -4 points-3 points ago

"Hey this one doesn't smell!"

[–]ProfessorCaptain -2 points-1 points ago

repost

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[–]SpasticSpoon -1 points0 points ago

too sexy

DOES NOT COMPUTE.

[–]apocalypsebrad -3 points-2 points ago

Buttahscotch

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Looks like he knows more about what's 'down' than 'up'.

[–]Fausto1981 -3 points-2 points ago

he's ahead of his time

[–]CerpinTaxes -3 points-2 points ago

No he doesn't, that's why he's looking.