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[–]jmvyper 803 points804 points ago

Whole universe to run; hangs out on 4chan

[–]the_internet_clown 285 points286 points ago

are we any different?

[–]Shitragecomics 92 points93 points ago

Yeah, what are you doing here, don't you have a circus to run?

[–]themidnightblue 73 points74 points ago

Shouldn't you be making shit rage comics?

[–]Sneebyl 54 points55 points ago

Shouldn't you be... um... uh... dammit.

[–]moose_man[!] 58 points59 points ago

Blueing himself at midnight.

[–]destroythenseek 14 points15 points ago

p(God_Exists) = 1-1/(106) = 99.9999%, p(God_Donesnt_Exist) = 0.0001%

AND

p(Photoshopped) = 99.9999% ?

[–]JesterAzazel 31 points32 points ago

Not photoshopped. Scriptfagged.

[–]moose_man[!] 0 points1 point ago

Sorry what

[–]Sadonyoriik 11 points12 points ago

Shouldn't you be evolving into the next level of whatever pokemon you are?

[–]Redditsays 5 points6 points ago

Shouldn't you be sadon a yoriik?

[–]Kurskovich 6 points7 points ago

Good thing someone is doing what they are supposed to.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Sadonyoriik 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure what that means, but my name is a reference to the Shivering Isles.

[–]veriix 0 points1 point ago

Well that's kind of redundant.

[–]juhtray 14 points15 points ago

"What ifff god was one of usss, just tryna make his waay hoomee.''

[–]MorallyStarved 12 points13 points ago

"Hoomee" looks like it should be pronounced "homie"

[–]Mikuta 8 points9 points ago

Just try'na make ma' way, homie.

[–]IAmtheHullabaloo 0 points1 point ago

Aren't we all <shakes head> aren't we all.

[–]molkhal 1 point2 points ago

farts

[–]rahtin 2 points3 points ago

So what's the problem?

[–]molkhal 0 points1 point ago

"I want to see the juhtray fly mummy"

[–]SillyHuman 1 point2 points ago

We were created in his imgur

[–]Psionic_Flash 0 points1 point ago

I found your comment to be pretty profound. Letting you know you made me smile. Have a great day clown man. (:

[–]SillyHuman 2 points3 points ago

agreed.

[–]InternetTourGuide 0 points1 point ago

I say no.

[–]spartex 0 points1 point ago

He made us in his image

[–]molkhal 0 points1 point ago

Speak for your self. I'm a *.bmp file.

[–]ledzep4life 129 points130 points ago

He did create us in his imageboard.

[–]Twisted_Logic 13 points14 points ago

He did impregnate a 14 year old girl.

[–]tatermonkey 7 points8 points ago

That would explain it. This "event" is consistent on 4 Chan.

[–]PopeJohnPaulII 16 points17 points ago

At least he gets shit done. Some of us just hang out here on Reddit and do nothing.

[–]Sadonyoriik 8 points9 points ago

Are all popes redditors?

[–]PopeJohnPaulII 21 points22 points ago

Yes, but sadly not all Redditors are Popes.

[–]Sadonyoriik 2 points3 points ago

So since I have the chance, I'll ask you (every time I ask a catholic I get a different answer). Are you supposed to be God in human form or just a really holy guy?

Note: I'm a christian but not a catholic.

[–]PopeJohnPaulII 13 points14 points ago

No worries, I'm agnostic myself however I've done a little research into the topic (or at least as I understand it). The Pope is in NO way God in human form. The closest we've ever gotten to God in human form is Jesus, but he isn't God he is the son of God. Of course even then it's probably not a 50% God 50% Human thing, probably a 10% God 90% Human thing, that ole' spark of the divine.

To expand more on this Catholic religion is not like Buddhism where a single Dalai Lama exists and the religious folk are trying to find him. Catholicism has more of a hierarchical approach to things where you can move up in rank. Priests < Bishop < Archbishop < Cardinal < Pope (I think that's the order). In order to move up you need a bunch of people at the level above you in order to move on up. Unfortunately there is no one above Pope (OK, there is, but we'll get to that), so since no one is above Pope then when the current Pope dies it falls upon the current Cardinals to "elect" a new Pope. Now I say elect because I don't recall what credentials they go by in order to choose the new Pope. I've got to guess that they pick someone based on (conspiracy aside) someone who as followed the rules so far and best represents them, the rules of course being the Bible. Now I've got to assume that when it comes to making a decision there must be some level of talk with God in order to determine who is right with the differing of opinions coming from the fact that they must be misinterpreting "the word of the Lord".

SO! To answer your question, the Pope is just a really holy guy who everyone else thinks is really holy.

[–]Busangod 7 points8 points ago

the Dalai Lama is only the leader of Tibetan Buddhism. Tibetan Buddhism is a far cry from conventional buddhism. In traditional buddhism you're not supposed to worship anyone or anything, including The Buddha himself. Buddhism in its purest form isn't a religion at all. It's a way of living designed to reduce/end suffering.

[–]PopeJohnPaulII 0 points1 point ago

Ah, my mistake then, I was not aware Tibetan Buddhism was different from Buddhism. Although I suppose it makes sense in the same way both Catholics and Protestants are Christian, but Catholics and Protestant are not the same.

[–]Sadonyoriik 4 points5 points ago

Thanks! Never been able to get a straight answer before. And, thanks to RES, I'll forever remember that the pope is agnostic.

[–]vexis26 10 points11 points ago*

Wait, wait, wait, as a Catholic who grew up around Mormons (lovely folks), this is one thing about my religion I'm pretty sure about since they are very much in opposite belief about it. We believe that Jesus is God. Not a Demi-god like what hercules would be (50-50 or 90-10 as pope said).

"But WHY?" you might ask! The reason for this is the first commandment which prohibits us from believing in any other gods, or demi-gods. This is what we refer to as divinity of Christ: to us he actually is God a divine person, and the only one. In addition, we believe that the Holy Spirit is also God. This is why Catholics cross themselves with the words, "In the name of the the Father (the god God, or the "creator"), the Son (Jesus, or God incarnate), and the Holy spirit (God in spirit form, which resides in all of us). We believe that God is three and one all the same, and we call it the "mystery of the Holy Trinity," something that we as humans can't really comprehend in its true nature. This is why the Nicene Creed refers to Jesus as "God of God, Light of Light, Very God of Very God, begotten, not made, being of one substance with the Father by whom all things were made..."

BTW the Nicene creed is the statement that we Catholics make in church each week which dictates the core dogma of the Church.

TL;DR: (Assuming Catholicism) Father + Jesus + Holy spirit = God

EDIT: Gramar/Spelling/Spacing/Capitalization/Forgot sentences... I suck at English...

[–]Sadonyoriik 1 point2 points ago

I know about the Trinity (I've always heard it described as "like an egg: the shell, the white, and the yolk). I'm a Baptist, but not one of those crazies at the Westboro Baptist Church (God said to love one another, not make picket signs and hate gay people).

[–]cykovisuals 0 points1 point ago*

I thought the pope was supposed to be a direct descendant of St. Peter?

[–]Naternaut 0 points1 point ago

Not descendant, successor. Basically how Obama is a successor to Washington, but more religious-y

[–]Jankinator 0 points1 point ago

According to Church doctrine, Jesus was both fully divine and fully human. If I recall correctly, in addition to the whole "taking away the sins of the world" thing Jesus' purpose was also to bridge the gap between the human and the divine so humans could become "God-like."

As for the Pope, you are right as far as I can tell. To clarify a little more, this hierarchy arose from a basis in the early Church, mostly found in the book of Acts. The Pope himself is supposed to fill the role of Peter, one of Jesus' 12 apostles who was the closest to Jesus and basically took over running the Church once Jesus ascended into heaven.

[–]Politus 0 points1 point ago

Yes, yes you all are.

pope!

[–]everflow 0 points1 point ago

All popes are redditors and all the ex-presidents are surfers.

[–]moose_man[!] 5 points6 points ago

He's omnipotent, why the fuck not?

[–]so_i_can_do_stuff 12 points13 points ago

God hangs out in 4chan? No wonder he's a dick...

[–]omgwtfbbq350z 7 points8 points ago

He would be on 4chan.

[–]zoidnerd 4 points5 points ago

Scumbag God

[–]TheDownvoteAvenger 4 points5 points ago

God can be everywhere...EVEN ON CP BOARDS

[–]wastergoleor 0 points1 point ago

makes sense.

[–]bigbrother13 449 points450 points ago

[–]udalan 27 points28 points ago

This made me chuckle at work.

This is actually quite hard.

[–]inertia186 2 points3 points ago

Ever time someone says they are surprised when they laugh on Reddit, I think of this guy.

[–]theCorrectorator 8 points9 points ago

existance existence

[–]omgwtfbbq350z 3 points4 points ago

Sounds exactly like something he'd do. Just so 2000 years later from now people will argue whether 4chan was real.

[–]bigbrother13 9 points10 points ago

hmmm...

future christian: 4chan was a christian website that the lord used to communicate with us

future athiest: thats a bunch of bull shit. 4chan was a myth the church made up to support the existence of your "god"

[–]DrPeacemaker 10 points11 points ago*

He'd reveal himself to reddit directly, but /r/atheism wouldn't take too kindly to him.

[–]bastian1343 18 points19 points ago

He did reveal himself to /r/fifthworldproblems, but since he qualifies as a multidimensional superbeing, he was arrested for public indecency.

[–]Lampmonster1 5 points6 points ago

Not all atheists hate the idea of God. As an atheist I love the concept of a loving omnipotent god and eternal bliss after death. I just don't buy into it. Of course I don't spend a lot of time in [/r/atheism either.

[–]JSKlunk 0 points1 point ago

Hey! We don't take kindly to your types round here!

[–]WasteofInk 23 points24 points ago

You have not seen the thread in which a man told /b/ that he would kill himself on webcam if they could count to 100?

A mod locked the thread, posted 1-100, and demanded that op deliver at the end.

[–]WilliamRedfield 7 points8 points ago

Indeed i saw it, but i was refering to my favorite GET, not thread in general.

[–]Magzter 1 point2 points ago

Screenshot or Archive link anyone?

[–]Aihwa 42 points43 points ago

If god was a /b/tard, it would explain a lot actually.

[–]geeky_username 31 points32 points ago

Would finally explain "Everything happens for a reason"

"For the lulz!" - God

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Dwarf_Vader 6 points7 points ago

What the fucking hell is iv'e?!!! Fuck no!

[–]suprmario 4 points5 points ago

If you don't know, you're already streets behind.

[–]Haasts_Eagle 2 points3 points ago

Short for "IV me". You are meant to say it in medical emergencies.

[–]grospoliner 54 points55 points ago

Checkmate!

Also, since that's a 4chan post, there is now porn of God.

[–]Simurgh 68 points69 points ago

There's now porn of god?

You underestimate the Internet, my good man.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]seriously-akward10 2 points3 points ago

effing rule 34... ಠ_ಠ

[–]JonnehxD 1 point2 points ago

Jesus x god incest. INTERNET POWERS ACTIVATE!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Throw in the holy ghost and you have a divine threesome.

I'll throw myself out.

[–]Derp_MD 0 points1 point ago

The Holy Diggity

[–]nameless88 7 points8 points ago

Ever heard of the Song of Solomon? Bible's got some naughty parts to it, man.

[–]CaliforniaUnity 17 points18 points ago

which God?

[–]Fthne 108 points109 points ago

It's all the same god, he just has different usernames for each forum.

[–]throwaway_lgbt666 0 points1 point ago

anon god

[–]ManiacMaji 9 points10 points ago

Based god.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

[–]liverman 4 points5 points ago

The "Anonymous" one. Duh.

[–]UnknownArchive 14 points15 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Take this, atheists! 113coms 515pts 7mos pics
4chan [dis]proves the existence of God 2coms 10pts 7mos funny
Wait, what? 224coms 744pts 1mo atheism

source: karmadecay

[–]nameless88 6 points7 points ago

More like proof that Mods exist, amirite?

[–]fptp01 5 points6 points ago

i dont get this could someone explain this.

[–]WasteofInk 5 points6 points ago

On 4chan.org (the imageboard), your post number is in the upper left corner, furthest to the right. People "guess" their posts numbers (a minor form of the old GET--lurk moar) in the form of "dubs" (two digits repeating at the end, like 11 or 88), "trips," et cetera. There is a script that can let you post them, and it is very cancerous to the quality of posts on the board.

[–]fptp01 0 points1 point ago

thank you.

[–]richman89 18 points19 points ago

God exists and browses 4chan?? remembers bible ...yeah, makes sense

[–]Shay1338 21 points22 points ago

http://imgur.com/Xmjnu But 4chan already proved the nonexistence of god back in 2008. Therefore your screenshot is invalid.

[–]sideous 15 points16 points ago

Not true. New content outdates old content. Especially as far as new "scientific" discoveries are concerned.

[–]Shay1338 2 points3 points ago

I have made a terrible miscalculation.

[–]Gabe_b 0 points1 point ago

Oh god that horrible Zelda game. I almost forgot.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

Whenever someone posts an impressive series of posts from 4chan, all i do is think about how easy the 4chan layout makes photoshoping threads.

[–]velkyr 16 points17 points ago

Copying the layout and CSS does NOT equal photoshopping.

edit: Also, you can copy the layout of any webpage. It's really easy. Just "View Source" and voila! HTML for everyone!

[–]1919 4 points5 points ago

Gotta love Google Chrome's 'Inspect Element' system. As a mild coder, the 'Console' tab has saved my java-scriptless ass numerous times lol.

[–]anotherwhitekid 6 points7 points ago

Counter Strike: Source, must play now.

[–]Creative_eh 0 points1 point ago

I was about to write how a website isn't always that easy to copy...then I realized, it's 4chan. Yes it is.

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

Well, there are tools that will download the loaded HTML, CSS and Javascript, and automatically edit the paths to be local instead of external. However, best not show that to the masses :P They might think they are haxxors if we do.

[–]Creative_eh 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure you can't get PHP though.

[–]someguy945 1 point2 points ago

They are actually editing HTML rather than photoshopping. It's easier and comes out looking perfect.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Hmm didnt think of that.

[–]Drunken_Economist 76 points77 points ago

It's photoshopped, but just for fun . . .

The chances of this randomly happening are 0.16, or one in a million.

[–]ieatedjesus 100 points101 points ago

This is quite old and trust me, it's legit.

I WAS THERE MAN

[–]AlKanzel 19 points20 points ago

We're all there, man. All the time.

[–]ezro 150 points151 points ago

[–]TheExtremistModerate 22 points23 points ago

This is not photoshopped, apparently. However, there are programs that allow you to post with whatever ending number you want on 4-chan.

So, it's fake, but not photoshopped.

[–]desktop_ninja 1 point2 points ago

However, there are programs that allow you to post with whatever ending number you want on 4-chan.

{{citation needed}}

[–]Cinelli 1 point2 points ago

There are plenty of get scripts online. You just need to find one that works well.

[–]TheExtremistModerate 0 points1 point ago

It was posted the last time this picture made front page. I don't remember the name of it.

[–]clashmo 0 points1 point ago

You see it a fair bit, post ending in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9

Epic fail guy.. ends in 0

Far too often to be random

[–]link_to_the_post 87 points88 points ago

It's not photoshopped its a script. This is one of the longest running jokes 4chan has to trick newfags. You use simple program that monitors the 4chan feed of posts and submits your post when the desired post number is reached. I've witnessed people guess there entire post number live in a thread. If you went on 4chan right now I can guarantee you will see at least 1 dubs thread "check um". Its a cancer on 4chan.

YFW You think this is photoshopped.

[–]Coryhero 9 points10 points ago

Didn't they just remove dubs?

[–]link_to_the_post 7 points8 points ago

oh yeah I heard about that. Good thing too, everyone hated it.

[–]xXxLe_RedditxXx 1 point2 points ago

only on /v/

[–]trokk92 39 points40 points ago

Your name says trust me I know what the fuck I'm talking about

[–]newskit 6 points7 points ago

Or it could just be a script kiddie

[–]tiger637 1 point2 points ago

So you're saying there's a chance?

[–]theghostofme 1 point2 points ago

...so you're saying there's a chance?

[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 0 points1 point ago

: | I've spent so much time on 4chan I've seen this sort of bullshit happen 2-3times.

[–]AZbadfish 0 points1 point ago

It's not shopped, mods do that shit all the time to fuck with gullible people on /b/

[–]kk123433 20 points21 points ago

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!

[–]sqazm 2 points3 points ago

Troll God 1, 4chan 0.

[–]TheBakula 3 points4 points ago

Also: proof god is a really good troll

[–]ImmoralPantheon 1 point2 points ago

All the major deities hang out on 4chan. I hear Jesus loves to troll.

[–]Jchang1210 1 point2 points ago

If I can give up reddit for one day god exists

[–]Iron_Maiden_666 1 point2 points ago

SOPA blackout counts?

[–]Jchang1210 1 point2 points ago

No even then I was on reddit waiting

[–]HorrendousRex 1 point2 points ago

Chances of this happening, assuming an equivalent distribution of last-digits:

0.000001, or 1 in 1,000,000.

So, considering the volume of posts per day, this is still pretty unlikely, but maybe not as nuts as it seems on the face.

Edit: Darn, someone beat me.

[–]WasteofInk 1 point2 points ago

There is a "dubs script" out there for any kid who wants to use it.

[–]Rtyhmu 1 point2 points ago

More proof than the bible.

[–]Dockle 1 point2 points ago

God exists in randomness. I could almost believe that.

[–]Bulletbill22 1 point2 points ago

Easily my favorite thread of all time.

[–]beachjustice 1 point2 points ago

I bet so many people clicked on this thinking, "This'll be good." I wasn't disappointed

[–]Flashman_H 1 point2 points ago

Welp that's it. Reddit has /b/ roll threads on the front page. Time to leave permanently.

[–]JesterAzazel 1 point2 points ago

Scriptfag..

[–]ChubbieRooster 1 point2 points ago

Fuck, now I have to go to church.

[–]TheCultist 1 point2 points ago

As I always thought, God exists and is the ultimate troll.

[–]Laeryken 1 point2 points ago

Well, that's it. I give up! Case closed.

[–]someguy945 1 point2 points ago

Here's a fun take on this: http://i.imgur.com/o3R98.jpg

(this stuff is really easy to fake with HTML editing)

[–]fykusfire 0 points1 point ago

I do not understand what is going here.

[–]someguy945 0 points1 point ago

In the "doubles" post, the last 2 digits of his post number match.

In the "triples" post, the last 3 digits of his post number match.

In the "quads" post, the last 4 digits of his post number match. Odds of getting quads randomly are 1/10000.

[–]fykusfire 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I guess I'm an idiot since I didn't notice that. Oh well.

[–]arito 1 point2 points ago

God doesn't roll dice

[–]murphykills 1 point2 points ago

let there /b/ light.

[–]CentralSmith 1 point2 points ago

Quoth the 4chan:

"MODS=FAGS"

[–]Wayne-Brady 1 point2 points ago

God found /b .... lots of people are in trouble now haha

[–]mlusher 1 point2 points ago

In other news God surfs 4Chan :)

[–]zfinder 3 points4 points ago

It's just more effective to show His miracles to sinners, not to righteous. 4chan is an ideal place. Nothing strange here.

[–]God_The_Alrighty 2 points3 points ago

I was on a roll there (no pun intended) I gotta admit. lol. Didn't do so well during that whole thing where I inadvertently bumped an asteroid in your dir.....oh....................nice day we're having huh? You're welcome.

[–]Advertisements 2 points3 points ago

Make it cold again this heat sucks.

[–]Picklwarrior 1 point2 points ago

Meh.

[–]alivirji 2 points3 points ago

Well played God, well played!

[–]dtoxicsmurf 0 points1 point ago

as a Christian.......

doesn't matter how I end this comment, it'll be downvoted

[–]razzeldazle 0 points1 point ago

so this is what god does instead of feeding Africans. interesting

[–]Snigaroo 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to hell so hard.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

He's been on 4chan this whole time!

[–]The_designer_pro 0 points1 point ago

what is god doing in 4chan??? its way too NSFW EVEN FOR GOD HIMSELF!

[–]gliscameria 0 points1 point ago

Of course it exists, in all probability he just doesn't like us. /td

[–]Mr_Honey_Badger 0 points1 point ago

Proof that the mods are gods

[–]LoLBROLoL 0 points1 point ago

what is it about the look of 4chan that makes me want to masturbate?

[–]ThrowAway9001 2 points3 points ago

Subconscious conditioning

[–]Vectoor 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this with just the OP's guess, so it's obviously a shoop.

[–]m1kepro 0 points1 point ago

I'm never sure from day to day, but I'm fairly sure he'd make it more obvious than to show up a dozen assholes on 4chan. I mean seriously, there are a lot more assholes than that on 4chan. He could have done more.

[–]GameDrain 0 points1 point ago

you know this is fake because there is nothing quite as godless as 4chan.

[–]Todomanna 0 points1 point ago

Proof people have way too much free time.

[–]Full_Of_Win 0 points1 point ago

I actually remember reading that thread in 09.

[–]KidLogic 0 points1 point ago

If God hangs out in 4chan we're all fucked.

[–]ufoools 0 points1 point ago

Are you the god?

[–]rathum2323[!] 0 points1 point ago

seems legit.

[–]whiskeybrick 0 points1 point ago

I once rolled the dice at a craps table and got a 7. I had faith in God for that brief moment. But then I lost $200... Now I'm an atheist.

[–]freezingprocess 0 points1 point ago

But can god triforce?

God, gimme a triforce to show me you arent some newfag wanna be.

[–]flux123 0 points1 point ago

an infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters... Did they realize they were describing 4chan so many years ago?

[–]lains 0 points1 point ago

And on the 8th day, God created 4chan.

[–]recneps100 0 points1 point ago

Proof that Mods exist!

[–]VoodooMouse 0 points1 point ago

I think this is proof the Infinite Improbability Drive exists.

[–]hagegnom 0 points1 point ago

Looking forward for the Gospel according to 4Chan in the new new Testament.

[–]LucifersCounsel 0 points1 point ago

[–]Hedja 0 points1 point ago

The third posting calling 3 got a double 3, dubs overrides all singles.

[–]zombieinferno 0 points1 point ago

Proof that God reads 4chan

[–]Zlator 0 points1 point ago

God should buy a lottery ticket. He's already beat 1/100,000,000 odds.

[–]Herpuzderpuz 0 points1 point ago

Only problem with this is that there is a script which can you can use to change to numbers to what you want it to be.

[–]fuzzusmaximus 0 points1 point ago

I dont get it.

[–]PurpleCapybara 0 points1 point ago

tides come in, tides go out. you can't explain that.

[–]gartharion[!] 0 points1 point ago

When you consider there are hundreds of people all posting on a thread to do this with most failing at it, it's not as funny.

[–]VerbableNouns 0 points1 point ago

Odds are only 1 in 1,000,000 of all those posts working out.

Better if you know how to manipulate posts. I don't know I've never been to 4chan.

[–]ForteFZ 0 points1 point ago

ohhhhh shit

[–]alexandersmommy 0 points1 point ago

God exists... on 4chan.... I now question all principles of morality... Thanks for that.

[–]fuckwagon 0 points1 point ago

That's the best argument for pro-Christianity to date.

[–]chance4pres 0 points1 point ago

That might be the best evidence I've ever seen in God's favor

[–]KaoticS 0 points1 point ago

Proof that God has a sense of Humor

[–]rahtin 0 points1 point ago

Makes more sense than the bible.