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[–]garthstropicaldrink 44 points45 points ago

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This post sums up the things I hate about reddit.

[–]drogoganor 13 points14 points ago

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definitely. wayyy too much self-referential stuff on reddit these days.

[–]JesterAzazel 9 points10 points ago

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This is how I feel when I get downvoted. This is how I feel when I get upvoted. This is how I feel when I make the front page. This is what happens when I try to make the front page. This is how I feel downvoting something on the front page. This is how I feel when I get x xvotes in a row.

Someone needs to make a new subreddit and make laws against that shit. You do it, I'm too lazy.

[–]funcrusherplus 4 points5 points ago

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Yup. I have a coworker who I showed reddit. He constantly is fretting about his Karma, constantly VERBALLY talks with meme's, and has kind of ruined the experience for me.

But it's not just him. The other night I was at a bar, and talking to this group of people and this girl says "If I said the phrase 'Does the Narwal Bacon at Midnight?' mean anything to you?" to which I responded "Yea, I know what you're referring to, but honestly I kind of hate that people try to use a secret code to reference the 35th most popular website." and continued my discussion (yes, I realize she was flirting, yes I was purposely shutting her down because I had no interest in her).

It's like Louis CK says about twitter and texting "Don't text and twitter during a show, just live your life. Stop telling people what you're doing".

Stop fucking referencing reddit, on reddit. The content that is submitted and upvoted is generally interesting enough.

[–]Emmet62 1 point2 points ago

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You go girl!

[–]metalrawk 2 points3 points ago

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There is. Reactiongifs. People just don't use it.

[–]dietbroccoli -4 points-3 points ago

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Your post sums up the thing I hate about reddit.

[–]DrPhiTheta 16 points17 points ago

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If you're moving up with respect to the upvotes, are the upvotes really moving down?

[–]neverinvalid 1 point2 points ago

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It's all like...relative man.

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[–]Killswitch_Engaged 2 points3 points ago

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dude

[–]bigbrother13 -2 points-1 points ago*

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haha funny thing is, i saw your post thinking "sigh, i wish i could come up with something clever on an early post" then like an hour later (i was browsing like the 10th page) i saw this and posted the "i'll just leave this here" comment. and i had a wild thought, i checked how old it was (i was expecting a day) and sure enough it was 2 hours old. at that moment this gif gracefully flashed in my mind, only to be followed with this

[–]SnapHook 0 points1 point ago

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Can I pay you to speak for me? After reading this, I realized I don't speak good.

[–]makesthings_awkward -2 points-1 points ago*

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I don't speak good.

Definatley shuld be

I no speak good.

Edit: Downvotes for a joke about bad grammar? You grammar Nazi's can't even took a joke, geeze.

[–]SnapHook -1 points0 points ago

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No. There is a negative in that statement. Now it means the opposite of wut I want. The correct answer should be "I no not speak good"

[–]Langly- -1 points0 points ago

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The upvote's are not moving at all, just blinking in and out of existence in the same spot as the server code drops them.

[–]jorgstheminer -2 points-1 points ago

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Someone took an economics course.

[–]shesnotinthekitchen 20 points21 points ago

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all aboard the narwhal!!!

[–]NoFucks 6 points7 points ago

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I've got a good feeling about this Mr. Narwhal!

[–]Ksco 4 points5 points ago

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Tonight we ride!

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[–]Ksco 1 point2 points ago

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To the bacon at midnight

[–]AKnightAlone 1 point2 points ago

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Mr. Narwhal, how many upvotes does it take until you get to the bacony center of a Reddit circle-jerk?

[–]410ham -3 points-2 points ago

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that's funny and i will let this comment be buried in downvote as i support you salutes

[–]furtiveraccoon -5 points-4 points ago

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annnnd here's the first comment haha

[–]AsAChemicalEngineer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]vinyl_party 0 points1 point ago

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Stop bitching about sefl posts. This is r/funny. If its funny who gives a shit?

[–]TheRealPaulAtreides 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the bacon?

[–]UNICORN_REACTION 1 point2 points ago

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[–]All_Your_Base -4 points-3 points ago

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Ok, I admit that is an awesome gif. Have an upboat.

[–]ViviFFIX -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't know where you got the gif or if you made it yourself but it has to be one of the best on the entire internet. True story!

[–]AsAChemicalEngineer 3 points4 points ago

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Man you Redditors have short memories, not you necessarily, but no one's provided the source. This was made by user: SureIllAnimateThat in the post Your move, Sure_Ill_Draw_That.

[–]ViviFFIX -2 points-1 points ago

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Or maybe I just didn't read that post. Not all redditors can read every post and I may need to remind you that we are not a hive mind ;-)

[–]AsAChemicalEngineer -1 points0 points ago

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Ha. I'm just surprised that I had to be the first person to provide the source.

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[–]FallenFusion 9 points10 points ago

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karma whore.

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[–]SALTY-CHEESE 5 points6 points ago

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Someone's salty. And it's not me.

[–]Kadrik 0 points1 point ago

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Pro-tip: Karmadecay it first, and if you really want to repost it, please use the original link so that people can see it in the 'other discussion' tab.

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/UnX6M.gif

[–]FallenFusion -1 points0 points ago

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Ha, I was kidding man.

Although I have seen this probably 6 other times on reddit and I hadn't seen my neighbor's post once. Yet you admitted to just seeing and reposting this. I was at least TRYING to be original with my karma.

But this is how hivemind works. Reposts win forever!

[–]katuni08 -4 points-3 points ago

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Upvote for bluntness :D

[–]mattcnz 6 points7 points ago

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upvote for honesty

[–]autocorrector -1 points0 points ago

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If you're wondering, this was drawn by SureIllAnimateThat about a year ago, a few weeks after Sure_Ill_Draw_That became really popular and was on the site all the time.

[–]SrsSteel -2 points-1 points ago

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28th comment, here I come karma!

[–]LancerSykera -1 points0 points ago

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2 hours later, you have just as much as you started with. Congratulations!

[–]AU_Scarecrow -1 points0 points ago

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5 hours later, you have just as much as you started with. Congratulations!

[–]Thatsnotgonewell -2 points-1 points ago

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That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

[–]travisthefairy -2 points-1 points ago

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Needs a random downvote. I call fake.

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[–]makehermeme 5 points6 points ago

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fuck you

[–]LadyNerd 1 point2 points ago

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make that times two!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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"Prepare for trouble," "Make it double!"

That all I saw in the last two comments.

[–]ReverseLabotomy -3 points-2 points ago

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It was a rickroll, wasn't it?

[–]saidinxiv -5 points-4 points ago*

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I have got to get myself a bacon cape.

[–]AdjutantStormy -4 points-3 points ago

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All aboard!

[–]mpc340 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]SixSeasonsNAMovie -1 points0 points ago

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my only problem with this is..... why hasnt he eaten the bacon yet?

[–]etherama1 -4 points-3 points ago

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I just noticed the cape was made out of bacon

[–]Criticism -4 points-3 points ago

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His cape is bacon.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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took the words right outta my mouth.

[–]nilchaos_white -5 points-4 points ago

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Even better when you're comment is pretty shit :P

[–]SaraDontDefyMe -4 points-3 points ago

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Holy smokes, that animation was the shit

[–]widergravy -3 points-2 points ago

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my only regret is that i have but one upvote to give

[–]GreatJoy -2 points-1 points ago

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All this post is missing is bacon, cats, and boobs and it would be the internet in one neat little gif.

[–]megman13 -5 points-4 points ago

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...I just realized the cape is bacon.

[–]artemisbuckwald -4 points-3 points ago

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Can I get this gif with sound?

[–]just_this_thrice -4 points-3 points ago

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Upvote for the post, upvote for the gif. I've run out of upvotes. You can have any of my others.

[–]ForteFZ -4 points-3 points ago

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KEEP GOING! YOU'RE ALMOST TO THE TOP

YOURS IS A DRILL THAT WILL PEIRICE THE LINKS!

BELIEVE IN US WHO BELEIVE IN YOU

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE