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[–]Theguywithouttheface 1 point2 points ago

This is awsome, but honestly, it would be the worst sandwich ever.

[–]drunk_otter 1 point2 points ago

I agree - gotta ketchup all.

[–]Pax_Husky 0 points1 point ago

I mean, yeah, I came in to point this out. You have an even distribution of tuna/chicken salad on the bottom, and even lettuce... but your cheese distribution sucks, the tomato and egg are concentrated in the middle and are way too thick, and the two cheeses wouldn't blend at all.

Bad sandwich.

[–]SayceGards -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, I was gonna say. It would be entirely disappointing. Not enough cheese AT ALL. And how the fuck are you supposed to fit that egg/babybell in your mouth with the rest of the sandwich?

[–]scott01019 2 points3 points ago

I would never eat that shit. I would cherish it for the rest of my life.

[–]orzof 0 points1 point ago

You might outlast that cheese.

[–]WarPhalange 6 points7 points ago

Since when does Pokemon have absolutely anything to do with "nerds"?

[–]RayBarone 0 points1 point ago

You have to agree that Pokemon has something to do with nerds.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

Pokemon doesn't imply nerds, even if there is an overlap.

[–]RayBarone -3 points-2 points ago

You must love Pokemon.

Think about it. What do "nerds" do? Play video games (check), play trading card games (check), watch anime (check), fantasize about mythical creatures and heroic adventures (check). Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–]WarPhalange 1 point2 points ago

You must love Pokemon.

I played Yellow and I think one of the GBA ones.

Think about it. What do "nerds" do? Play video games (check), play trading card games (check), watch anime (check), fantasize about mythical creatures and heroic adventures (check). Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Your logic is flawed because nerds tend to do those things when they aren't popular. Pokemon has been IMMENSELY popular. One of the most popular kids' TV shows. Incredibly popular TCG to the point where most kids collected them, at least casually. The video games launched it all too, so even filthy casual gamers played the games no doubt.

Basically, this is like saying you're a nerd because you liked Power Rangers or CSI. It just doesn't work that way.

[–]RayBarone -1 points0 points ago

You must be a nerd then.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I am. And I don't do anything remotely Pokemon. Neither do my nerd friends. So to say "nerds need food" and imply Pokemon is kind of stupid. Maybe "14-year-old nerds need lunch too" should have been the title.

[–]cattrain -2 points-1 points ago

I think you're confusing hipsters and nerds. Nerds like things like comic books and video games.

[–]turnleftdale 4 points5 points ago

*Children.

[–]TYCO69 4 points5 points ago

  • MEN

[–]Whenthenighthascome 1 point2 points ago

*Japanese Children

[–]Dapwell 1 point2 points ago

Pokemon is fucking awesome. Don't you dis it!

[–]GoochMcScrotes 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOU, DONUTS ARE AWESOME!

[–]ThePengwin 2 points3 points ago

*Pokémon masters

[–]grundose 1 point2 points ago

I'd recommend removing the wax wrapper on the babybel cheese.

[–]catronics 6 points7 points ago

I thought it was a tomato...

[–]Mikulak25 2 points3 points ago

It looks to be a halved tomato with either an egg or a cheese wedge as its bottom half.

[–]Wexer 2 points3 points ago

But it's the most delicious bit!

[–]orzof 0 points1 point ago

But if you put it together, you wouldn't see the Pokemon. You'd just hear the screams.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

And this is why I encourage my wife to go back to school for her art degree. Now to make it a form of competition and we can keep women in the kitchen with positive enforcement instead of negative.

[–]whiteouTT -1 points0 points ago

because only nerds ever played Pokemon

[–]MindlessSpark 2 points3 points ago

Good, non-nerds can't ruin it for us then.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

By chewing with my Meowth and using my Lickitung to taste and see if I need a Squirtle of juice to wash it down

[–]WARGLBARGL -1 points0 points ago

post an after picture. i bet it looks like shit.

[–]Sarahmint -1 points0 points ago

NEED RECIPIE!

[–]SayceGards -1 points0 points ago

Cut cheese in the shape of Pikachu. Put it on bread. Not rocket science.

[–]nstockwe -3 points-2 points ago

Why are so many people's comments getting downvoted? 6 out of 11 comments have 0 or less points.

[–]SayceGards 0 points1 point ago

Maybe they were shitty.

[–]nstockwe 0 points1 point ago

They weren't though. Reddit has attracted all the 9gag idiots. "Mother of sandwiches..." -1 points. "How could you eat Pikachu : (" -2 points. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[–]ddibello44 -3 points-2 points ago

Mother of god you ate Picachu and that other one that was probably made after the game started to suck...you monster