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[–]Mexican_Nutsack 31 points32 points ago

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They sell bananas in Hammerfell?

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 7 points8 points ago

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Curved yellow reposts they've got curved yellow reposts

[–]Aimlessnick 10 points11 points ago

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Damn re-posts Could swoop down at any moment.

[–]Warpig95 10 points11 points ago

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My cousin is out there finding OC and what do I get? Repost duty...

[–]CartmanVT 5 points6 points ago

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I used to find OC like you, but then- AHHH NOT THE DOWNVOTES!

[–]Warpig95 8 points9 points ago

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Guard might get nervous, man approaches with his downvote drawn...

[–]MisterWharf -1 points0 points ago

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They use bananas as voodoo dolls to represent the Thalmor.

[–]WaterChestnut3 6 points7 points ago

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Have you seen those monkeys in south america? They've got curved fruit! Curved. Fruit.

[–]online222222 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, bananas are technically herbs because we bred the seeds out.

[–]monczkam 2 points3 points ago

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I was really hoping for some weird, new, Japanese watermelon thing. I was disappointed.

[–]Kalvinator20 2 points3 points ago

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Repost.

[–]valiantism 3 points4 points ago

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The staff probably got tired of people constantly confusing the curved yellow fruit with bananas. It's common mistake.

[–]Chester_Copperpot_ 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MisterWharf 1 point2 points ago

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I... don't get it.

[–]vnkid 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe something strange about them makes them not technically bananas. They don't want to lie to their customers now do they?

[–]RichTea 1 point2 points ago

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Actually a herb blah blah

[–]innosins 1 point2 points ago

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That's a pretty decent price for bananas.

Unless they're not legally allowed to call them bananas.

[–]Ren_Hoek 1 point2 points ago

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Monsanto was sued for marketing genetically modified bananas. Retailers must amend their marketing descriptions to be in compliance with the class action law suit while disposing of their inventory.

[–]verveinloveland 1 point2 points ago

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$.40 is pretty good price...hope they start carrying curved yellow fruit at my grocer.

[–]cannonball1895 0 points1 point ago

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They were cheap as dirt in FL

[–]kimberlysghost 1 point2 points ago

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"Hey i've got an idea." "What is is Carl?" "I'm going to post a really old re-re-re-repost." "And why's that my main man?" ".............."

[–]Myrandall 0 points1 point ago*

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I prefer round orange fruit myself

[–]gstudent 0 points1 point ago

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Bananana....Buhnana...buhnahnah... fuck it.. "Curved Yellow Fruit"

[–]londonrioter 0 points1 point ago

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It's not fruit. It's the sterile seeds of a herb.

[–]AuroraMay08 0 points1 point ago

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I have to know... where was this picture taken?

[–]NYRfan30 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed more at the title than the actual picture itself

[–]UniversalRage 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]LumberStack 0 points1 point ago

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guise guise listen, guise okay, listen guise they have fruit guise yellow fruit guise it is fruit that is yellow guise yellow fruit guise and it is curved guise curved yellow fruit guise srsly guise...

[–]lame_comment 0 points1 point ago

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wawa?

[–]heydoopid 0 points1 point ago

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i dont get it...i feel stupid

[–]scurvydog-uldum 0 points1 point ago

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Skyrim.

Did you see those warriors from Hammerfall? They have curved swords. Curved. Swords.

[–]njayhuang 0 points1 point ago

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Well it is pretty accurate.

[–]veracitymilk 0 points1 point ago

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Seems legit...

[–]Anode1 0 points1 point ago

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Look at it. Just look at it.

[–]ebonyfaye 0 points1 point ago

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"Banana" is so mainstream

[–]flax41 0 points1 point ago

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The word "banana" is actually trademarked by the Monsanto corporation and cannot be used without paying them royalties. I now owe the five cents.

[–]JRDubstepcom 0 points1 point ago

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down where you belong, repost

[–]noodlequeen 0 points1 point ago

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belongs in r/banana

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

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The 'Empiricists' corner store!

[–]SoManyCookies 0 points1 point ago

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If those are curved fruit... Then what the hell are bananas?

[–]iwasjustthinkin 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite is the all the vegetables in my local Asian market just labeled "vegetable".

[–]justabill71 0 points1 point ago

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[–]turkeyfox 0 points1 point ago

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Any triples or quadruples in there is the real question.

[–]deadsupra 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up and take my money!!!

[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

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4011.

[–]gaunten 0 points1 point ago

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But.. Bananas aren't fruits, they're berries.

[–]Resplendent_Badger 0 points1 point ago

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Bananas for 40 cents!?

[–]bfro 0 points1 point ago

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There is always money in the curved fruit stand.

[–]verveinloveland 0 points1 point ago

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$.40 is pretty good price...hope they start carrying curved yellow fruit at my grocer.

[–]NiggerPrisonRape -1 points0 points ago

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They couldn't remember how to spell banana so to avoid spelling it wrong... they did this.

[–]K_Swag 2 points3 points ago

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Gwen Stefani taught me how. Just like Jim Carrey taught me how to remember b-e-A-U-tiful!

[–]MisterWharf 1 point2 points ago

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Jim Carrey taught me how to spell b-e-A-U-tiful too! What are the odds we both had him as private tutors?

[–]tooyoung_tooold -1 points0 points ago

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this joke, I get it :)

[–]mwilso18 -1 points0 points ago

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There's always money in the curved fruit stand.