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[–]dan-theman 44 points45 points ago

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He's a lumberjack and its OK...

[–]covertPixel 19 points20 points ago*

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He sleeps all night and he works all day!

~edit for accuracy... sorry .. off the cuff

[–]Togarda 16 points17 points ago

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He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea!

[–]Admiral_bjorn 10 points11 points ago

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He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flooooowers, He puts on women's clothing, And hangs around in baaaars...

[–]zulway 4 points5 points ago

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[–]wrathborne 2 points3 points ago

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Dammit, I stay away from the computer for 3 hrs and I miss making the reference!curses!

[–]DonMakaveli 3 points4 points ago

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He cuts down trees, He wears high heels, suspendies and a BRA?

[–]katzmandoo 0 points1 point ago

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I thought you were so rugged!!!!

[–]_clichE 0 points1 point ago

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beat me to it

[–]caxaar 0 points1 point ago

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And like any other hardworking lumberjack he takes his dumps and then proceeds to stand up and saw it in half with his urine stream.

[–]UglyStupidLumberjack 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone tell me why this doesn't work?

[–]Lumb3rJack 0 points1 point ago

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Lumber Jack here. I can verify that he is, in fact, a lumber jack.

You're all welcome.

[–]Anathema47 -1 points0 points ago

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Of course this has been posted already.

[–]NinetyThirdDoctor 28 points29 points ago

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But...He's got Bud Light...

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 9 points10 points ago

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But he's got a chainsaw!

[–]Xedecimal 5 points6 points ago

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[–]ruledcards 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Al from Step by Step?

[–]BajczTheDamned 4 points5 points ago

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Ah yes, back to the days when Super Bowl Commercials were good!

[–]Sariel007 18 points19 points ago

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Mr. before you get in my car I need to ax you a question.

[–]RabidApoptosis 6 points7 points ago

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Wood you like a ride?

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 9 points10 points ago

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bet it will cost you an arm and a leg.

[–]SucculentSoap 1 point2 points ago

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We gotta split.

[–]MrBlahStrikesAgain 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry there isn't more room, but it's just a hatchetback.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 2 points3 points ago

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The back seat isn't very big; you're going to have to wedge yourself in there.

[–]notupinhur 1 point2 points ago

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I'd give him a hand

[–]breakfingah 8 points9 points ago

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This picture was the wallpaper on my familys iMac for 3 years. I have no idea how that happened.

[–]Wraffles 0 points1 point ago

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No! You've crushed all my hopes that I know the guy. Damnation!

[–]JesusfromNebraska 3 points4 points ago*

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[–]Replaces_Heads 2 points3 points ago

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[–]sisyphus99 2 points3 points ago

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And the perspective of the photograph doesn't suggest this was staged at all.

[–]fullonrapist42 2 points3 points ago

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I've actually had to do this with my work, but probably could have caused a little more damage... pic

[–]bmores8 2 points3 points ago

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lumberjack torrance

[–]I_B_Trolling 2 points3 points ago

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[–]alphadax 2 points3 points ago

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[–]tomasgdvl 4 points5 points ago*

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Wait 'till he gets inside your car and tells you about his 7-Minute Abs workout plan.

[–]carvex 1 point2 points ago

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I always liked the Far Side comic where it was a hitchhiking guy with a hook hand and a sign that said "anywhere".

[–]UNionized 1 point2 points ago

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Who photographed this?

[–]GodMadePigs4Bacon 1 point2 points ago

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I can distinctly remember an Askreddit about picking up hitchhikers, and one person's father picked up a hitchhiker with an axe.

Turned out he was very nice and very well adjusted.

[–]GeneralHysterics 1 point2 points ago

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Probably just some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise in the middle of the night through eel infested waters...

[–]facepalminghomer 1 point2 points ago

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As soon as you pull over to pick him up, he waves on the blue ox, hiding in the bushes.

[–]shinigami42 2 points3 points ago

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REPOST!!!

[–]ColonelSarin 0 points1 point ago

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Cloudy skies- check, axe- check. This is a rare glimpse of the raincoat killer before donning his namesake attire.

[–]Hopper64 0 points1 point ago

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Done this with a shovel. One woman actually offered. Ran like hell.

[–]Talkariaz 0 points1 point ago

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That's not sketchy!

[–]st3dav 0 points1 point ago

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Them's lumberjacks be good people

[–]DaveFishBulb 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Murder_Ballads 0 points1 point ago

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He isn't, since he's not wearing women's clothing.

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

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Just a travelling woodcutter! Nothing to see here!

[–]Kvabate 1 point2 points ago

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:shivers:

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

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seriously, I really hope this was a staged joke/prank! It does look like it. I don't imagine anyone who would actually carry an ax AND hitchhike letting someone get that close for a 'photo op.'

[–]AndTheLink 0 points1 point ago

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...probably.

[–]Granite_State 0 points1 point ago

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cash, grass, or ax

[–]rangerdanger550 0 points1 point ago

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...but he's got bud light...

[–]Relevant_jokes 0 points1 point ago

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I got to chatting with a lumberjack in a bar the other day.

He seemed like a decent feller.

[–]Thebearshark 0 points1 point ago

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but...who was taking the picture?

[–]DVDAmoog 0 points1 point ago

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"What about us loggers, hard working men who like to stand up after they have taken a poo and turn around to cut it in half with their urine?"

[–]MustangGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Looks legit.

[–]iamiamwhoami -1 points0 points ago

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He just wants to axe you a question.

[–]Bermnerfs -3 points-2 points ago

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This is so fresh and new, definitely wasn't on the front page yesterday, nope!