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[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 1 point2 points ago

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Well, in the donut's defense, the plain ones are glazed.

[–]BillyCheesesteak 1 point2 points ago

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Could've sworn this was on reddit like 2 days ago..

[–]H37man 1 point2 points ago

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Hipster dounought. He was sweet before glazed was even in style.

[–]xxatticus 0 points1 point ago

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one upvote is all you're getting from me.

[–]Lokipokie504 -1 points0 points ago

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I'll gladly accept. Good day sir.

[–]WolfOnHigh 0 points1 point ago

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"A real Doughnut; my kingdom for a real Doughnut!"

[–]sotonohito 0 points1 point ago

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I'd give him an A-. Good effort, nice rant.

But a bagel is not an unglazed donuts and it's a horrible, horrible, insult to bagels to imply that.

[–]MOS95B 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get the downvotes...

The kid is a genius!

[–]A_Strawman 2 points3 points ago

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It's because it's a repost, and a rather egregious one because it was so recent.

[–]MOS95B 0 points1 point ago

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gotcha

[–]tommym 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, that's good work.

[–]cbreeze81 0 points1 point ago

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For one thing. Dunkin Donuts is hardly ever fresh anymore. Most places used to actually prepare the Donuts in house. If you've ever been to a sugar shack or a local farm in New England, a plain doughnut with a little sugar on it can be insanely tasty, especially with some fresh cider or coffee. If the plain doughnut were human he would be like Adam in the Bible. To where all those other lovely treats wouldn't be there without him. I can't help but be little offended that there isn't much respect for plain doughnut here. For the record, the Adam reference was merely for putting my opinion into context and nothing else.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Dunkin' Donuts* My only complaint. They even got the whole cream vs. "Kreme" thing right. And plain doughnuts suck. Old people buy them like crazy though, that's why it's part of the "Express Dozen."

[–]footpeg_Craig -1 points0 points ago

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just wait for high school.