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[–]coaltown 1 point2 points ago

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We should do this until he has no more problems.

[–]ryan_nadon 0 points1 point ago

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Don't encourage them.

[–]cinnabartourguide 3 points4 points ago

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I know he has tons of money to pay someone to do stuff like this but I'd like to imagine him fixing the leaky faucet himself. Job well done Jay-Z. Job well done...

[–]Lelantos55 0 points1 point ago

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They should make a video game out of this. You play as Jay-Z and you have to fix all 99 of your problems. After you solve your final problem, you see an epilogue of Jay-Z meeting a woman in a club. The screen then cuts to black, and a prompt appears saying, " I got only one problem and a bitch is one."

[–]PunkPenguin -1 points0 points ago

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Repost but I may be wrong.

[–]Bman940 -2 points-1 points ago

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Yep, repost

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you captain... oh how convenient

[–]OldMateJesus 1 point2 points ago

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I got 98 problems and being black ain't one.

[–]dub47 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AwesomeCommentImages -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]zimotheus 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck is with the punchline in the ti- is anyone else seeing this?

[–]emospartan911 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Butterbaugh64 0 points1 point ago

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mowed the lawn.

97 more problems left.

[–]fptp01 0 points1 point ago

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you know by fixing that one problem, you just created 1000 more problems of other fucking redditers trying to make another version of this post, I can see it now the whole front page is just gonna be covered with posts like this. WTFG. you still got my upvote cause it was funny and original.

[–]ledzep4life 0 points1 point ago

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One repost down, 98 reposts to go.

[–]SgtZydrate -2 points-1 points ago

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Laughed hysterically. Thank you.

[–]OMGitsJohnny -1 points0 points ago

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I got 98 problems but a leaky faucet ain't one.

[–]p_e_t_r_o_z 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed more at this than the image.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Shit shit shit I have to comment something clever for when this gets to the front page

[–]keslehr -2 points-1 points ago

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Unfunny repost

[–]fptp01 0 points1 point ago

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your comment was unfunny and a repost.

edit: FUCK SO IS MINE!