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[–]r0bp27 53 points54 points ago

Terry Tibbs, talk to me!

[–]Rabmat 22 points23 points ago

Ya don’t just jump into bed with Tewwy Tibbs. Ya take Tewwy Tibbs aht ta lunch, ya wine him 'n' dine him, ya give him an oil massage then 'e gives ya 1950 if you’re lucky!

[–]Magnesus -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like Sean Penn to me.

[–]MustangGuy 21 points22 points ago

Sgt. Slaughter gonna get his ass!

[–]awonderingwanderer 16 points17 points ago

I can't help but wanting to know what the hell he did that's so funny and why did he stop to take a picture?!

[–]DopeMonkey4201369 15 points16 points ago

Wtf happened? I'm still extremely confused and didn't even get to watch any ones ass get beat =(

[–]dwr1875 28 points29 points ago

he asked them to hold the bus door and he just used the step to tie his shoe.

[–]whatevers_clever 16 points17 points ago

he got the idea from a pretty popular video where the guy actually waved the bus down - tied his shoe on the step - then the bus just closed the door and left.

I'd feel like a bad ass as that guy. Like a douchey little kid if I was this guy though.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

Please translate your last line.

[–]TuesdayAfternoonYep 0 points1 point ago

As that guy, I'd feel like a bad ass. (I'd feel) like a douchey kid if I was this guy though.

[–]whatevers_clever 0 points1 point ago

I would feel like a bad ass if I did it like that guy.

[–]DopeMonkey4201369 1 point2 points ago

My mindfuck has a mindfuck from your last sentence. And it was unintentional. Congratulations Sir, you get an upvote.

[–]islaydragons 4 points5 points ago

Yeah so that's a pretty reasonable reaction, huh?

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[–]DopeMonkey4201369 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry I upvoted you. 13 Downvotes for saying "lol" just seems a little too extreme.

[–]thebrow1 1 point2 points ago

Heh...it was 11 last time I checked. People really disapprove of unoriginality on this site.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Disappointed. Given that the guy is wearing a coat which is much too big for him, and the bus driver's coat looks too small, I was hoping that he'd been riding on the bus and somehow swapped the bus driver's wardrobe with his own.

[–]ggerber 23 points24 points ago

His mustache looks very angry. Cross, even.

[–]themightyscott -1 points0 points ago

I would say he is mildly unhappy with the situation.

[–]Zomboy1 8 points9 points ago

(a few seconds after this picture was taken) Angry guy: Excuse me, You forgot you wallet on the bus so I just thought I would return it.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

NOBODY TAKES A DUMP ON THE SEAT IN MY BUS YOU LITTLE SHIT

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 0 points1 point ago

I'm assuming he smelled it

[–]disanddat 5 points6 points ago

Turkish bus drives won't take that shit...

[–]Dapwell 7 points8 points ago

I want to see how this ends...

[–]obnoxidian 3 points4 points ago

Heads up Tintin, here comes Rastapopoulos!!

[–]DeLoreanMotorCars 3 points4 points ago

The kid from Todd Margret?

[–]ALGiDFiLMS 1 point2 points ago

EXACTLY what I thought too

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Mr Lahey you drunk bastard!

[–]NIGGER_SPIC_JEW 0 points1 point ago

Yes

[–]EMac1989 2 points3 points ago

Look! Rape with a mustache is coming off the bus!

[–]heemster 2 points3 points ago

Walter's coming for you

[–]obvnotlupus 11 points12 points ago

This is in Turkey - there was an earlier video of another guy doing the same thing, so the kid must have seen that.

Obviously the other video was shot in America or some other place where people on the street aren't one little issue away from becoming raving lunatics. BTW if you're an American and have a local horror story about some guy freaking out at some unimportant thing, kindly shut your mouth since you don't know what you're talking about. I've been to America and strangers are incredibly nice. --Sincerely, a Turk

[–]Ukkie -2 points-1 points ago

Obviously the other video was shot in America or some other place >where people on the street aren't one little issue away from becoming >raving lunatics.

Way to go, lets generalize and call everyone in turkey mentally challenged.

[–]a_young_michaelcaine 0 points1 point ago

but that statement is true... we are all nutcases.

haven't you all heard the expression CRAZY TURK.

[–]ZebrasKickAss 0 points1 point ago

I'm Turkish and OP is correct. Turks are just waiting for something to happen so that a quarrel can ensue.

[–]obvnotlupus 0 points1 point ago

Raving lunatic does not mean mentally challenged. I'm just talking about how the general public is unhelpful and downright angry at all times.

[–]SolidDexter 1 point2 points ago

Looks like an Agent from the Matrix.

[–]expiredtofu 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of a chubby morpheus.

[–]MADBAKER 1 point2 points ago

He's coming at you bro.

[–]CowSoothsayer 1 point2 points ago

Heisenberg?

[–]imbecileAmoeba 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping this was a gif..

[–]theroarer 4 points5 points ago

That kid is gonna get fuuuuucked.

[–]superman-ish 0 points1 point ago

Sooner than you think

[–]cfujimori 0 points1 point ago

The two people making out in the background are key

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that is reminded about the matrix by this picture?

[–]Dubsacks 0 points1 point ago

I believe the young sir insulted the pop / hip hop vocalist PitBull, & is now about to have his shit smeared by said perfomer...?

[–]nomalas 0 points1 point ago

That is the face of pain.

[–]oldscotch 0 points1 point ago

Wait, is that the guy from Jake and the Fatman or Magnum PI?

[–]IllIll 0 points1 point ago

thats so lame.. nothing even happened.

[–]Chimpelol 0 points1 point ago

Louis?

[–]Wardoghk 0 points1 point ago

Man, Pitbull got fat.

[–]stferago 0 points1 point ago

As in, 4 seconds from now.

[–]SoulPoleSuperstar 0 points1 point ago

Run Kenneth from 30 rock

[–]wiseapple 0 points1 point ago

Is that Alfred E. Neuman in the main part of the picture?

[–]not_good_at_sarcasm 0 points1 point ago

That kid is probably gonna have a real great day

[–]radamanthine 0 points1 point ago

That sarcasm was ok.

[–]C_sharp_minor 0 points1 point ago

Now.

[–]HoboViking 0 points1 point ago

Mustache or upset open mouth?

[–]DisturbedPuppy 0 points1 point ago

Is that Dennis Franz?

[–]divinesleeper 0 points1 point ago

RUN.

[–]Alkthree 0 points1 point ago

THIS ONE'S FOR CODY!

[–]essar612 0 points1 point ago

Looks like "Right Now!" to me.

[–]Holyzone 0 points1 point ago

Liseli beyler bu. Sevgiler.

[–]Pootache 0 points1 point ago

Bueller!

[–]Drchains 0 points1 point ago

What if that guys was actually some kind of secret agent chasing somebody. And you happened to get it on camera!

[–]RobertJ93 0 points1 point ago

Those meddling kids.

[–]deltaairlines95 0 points1 point ago

Jack McBrayer, there's a dude coming at you from behind...

[–]LazzKnuckle 0 points1 point ago

Wish it was a gif

[–]Souperlizard 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who sees Morpheus, rather than an angry bus driver?

[–]youcheekybastard 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Jack Rebney, the Winnebago Man. You bigdumbsonofabitch.

[–]RobbyV 0 points1 point ago

OMG. Its Mr. Lahey!!!

[–]vornan19 -1 points0 points ago

Soon...with retribution!

[–]Nikashi -1 points0 points ago

Holy crap, run!

Louis CK is coming to kick your ass!

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[–]radamanthine 0 points1 point ago

Double post, boss.