My friend sent me this, I laughed harder than I probably should have.

MyWifesBusty · 5 months

When I was in Sex Ed. class, decades ago, there was a segment in one of the educational videos highlighting how men will frequently behave as if they are owed sex because of something they have done for the woman. This particular segment used a trip to McDonald's to highlight this poor behavior and ended with a very irate young man yelling

"BITCH I BOUGHT YOU A BIG MAC, YOU OWE ME SEX!"

This led to somewhat of a micro-meme within my school where people would adapt the phrase to any barter/monetary exchange.

"BITCH I BOUGHT YOU A 2% CHOCOLATE MILK, YOU OWE ME SEX!"

Good times.

ZiggyOnMars · 5 months

Ok fine...give me a hug

wullymammith · 5 months

I laughed the appropriate amount.

Bladelink · 5 months

I feel bad. I'll bet that toast wasn't easy to come by. That's a big, intact piece, and she's giving him the cold shoulder? Seriously, fuck that bitch.

flying_squirrel_cat · 5 months

he needs french toast. bitches love french toast.

ToastSingularity · 5 months

I'm sure there's a crappy joke with my username here somewhere, but I'm too tired...

Samiracle · 5 months

I read this in the strangest accent...

Scronad · 5 months

I love the German word for this phenomenon: Drachenfutter

vitaminC-4 · 5 months

I laughed harder than I probably should have.

Is there some kind of cap on laughter?

jamesfordsawyer · 5 months

Toast is the new mix tape.

NagantTwo · 5 months

Those are such cute lizards. <3

Butsey1 · 5 months

I pissed myself laughing when I saw this

artacuno53 · 5 months

no, I assure you, you probably didn't, thats hilarious.

coremech · 5 months

I got that bitchguana some toast. Bitchguanas love toast.

ironcoffin · 5 months

That's what happens when you get dating advice from Nacho Libre.

storyofhappytimes · 5 months

Shit... I'm dying. My sides hurt now.

Beautifuldays · 5 months

I laughed way too hard too! I had a different one though: http://i.imgur.com/vsORb.jpg

Iamthegoodguy · 5 months

I feel bad for getting so much karma. My non-redditor friend deserves the credit.

Se7en_Sinner · 5 months

Yeah, toast.

hueyflyer469 · 5 months

Brought that bitch some toast....turns out lizards bitches don't love toast :(

strocknar · 5 months

Thanks...now my coworkers are looking at me weird since I laughed out loud...

makingflippyfloppy · 5 months

why do I love this so much

turtlekitty30 · 5 months

He needs Nutella. Bitches love Nutella.

Dunabu · 5 months

I started laughing even before I got to the bottom line.

feeblemuffin · 5 months

(there is no limit to which you should or should not laugh.)

Pandora_Glovebox · 5 months

that bitch is cold-blooded...

DownvoteAttractor · 5 months

Obligatory yeah toast post

auntiecoagulant · 5 months

We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.

thincolnlincoln · 5 months

It's not toast. It's Breadfriend

splel_cechk_fwt · 5 months

When your significant other brings you toast, you gotta marry that motherfucker instantly.

deaf_ears · 5 months

Wheat, Wheat! Don't Leave me!

DadOfWhiteJesus · 5 months

so this is a pepe le pew reference right?

yinoryang · 5 months

I read this in Tom Haverford's voice.

smiling_stranger · 5 months

Mitch hedberg would approve.

Cban51 · 5 months

I brought breadsticks, Skylar.

vertigo1083 · 5 months

Thats a fucking piece of toast?? I thought it was a cracker. Jesus. I didnt realize these things get that big. I bet a whip from the tail will draw blood.

Eternally_Funny · 5 months

You gotta butter em up If you know what I mean

I just mean the toast you pervs

hevnztrash · 5 months

To be fair, that is exactly what is going on in this photo.

dayrobin · 5 months

A slice of toast doth not a sandwich make. :-(

veryfunnyandhandsome · 5 months

People will laugh at anything these days.

olijackson64 · 5 months

Is it racist that I read this in a mexican accent?

nealanino · 5 months

Bitches love toast.

Horatio_CAmpAIgN · 5 months

Their relationship is now...

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

toast.

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Syreno · 5 months

I read this in Moe from the Simpson's voice.

TheOrangeIguana · 5 months

Iguanas are the cutest animals ever!

SConnelly53 · 5 months

BITCHES LOVE TOAST.

dingdongy · 5 months

I just laughed for about 37 minutes

auskr4 · 5 months

potentially the funniest thing ive seen on reddit

ExtraDip · 5 months

Women.

Crandingo · 5 months

r-r-r-r-REPOST

itreallyisthateasy · 5 months

I brought her toast. Lizards love toast.

desertjedi85 · 5 months

Looked like a fig newton. EVERYONE loves fig newtons

bugsy729 · 5 months

with no butter! good for nothing.

slowmotionintro · 5 months

bitches love toast

irving_zissmann · 5 months

Repost from ages ago

Goo_Back · 5 months

TOASTY!

billylongwang · 5 months

Alot of guys on Reddit come across as the subs in their relationships. Shame gentlemen, shame.

kpeddd · 5 months

repost

RogerBoris · 5 months

Yes, because its not funny.

andrewp123 · 5 months

how old is this person?

MrPattywagon · 5 months

This image is not exploitable for multiple, variable uses and is thus not appropriate for this subreddit. It is not and cannot be an advice animal. What other joke could you possibly make here?

Try submitting it to r/funny or r/pics.

Trap_Door_Spiders · 5 months

Getting toast and attempting this.

soyabstemio · 5 months

Get a life.

OnlySaysForScience · 5 months

For Science?

Everseer · 5 months

Meanwhile in Australia

Lelantos55 · 5 months

RETOAST.

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