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[–]Relevant_jokes 36 points37 points ago

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I shot someone with a starting gun.

I've been charged with race crimes

[–]Gamand 1 point2 points ago

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your novelty account is not obvious enough

[–]Relevant_jokes 4 points5 points ago

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sorry, I'll work on it

[–]nath2411 98 points99 points ago

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yeah there's a black guy on the right

[–]johnnyquest88 7 points8 points ago

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Yea, if there are any Kenyans, that isn't fair

[–]Thecobra117 2 points3 points ago

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The Kenyan was there, he won already.

[–]sidevotesareupvotes 7 points8 points ago

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he's most likely of west african decent so if it's a long distance race he's not going to be that great

actually that guy could be middle eastern, hispanic, or SE asian, can't even tell.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 26 points27 points ago

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Ah, the ol' Reddit gofuckyourself.

[–]manboat 18 points19 points ago

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Ah, the inevitable ol' reddit switcheroo complaint post.

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

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I like the reddit switcheroos.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Before I even opened the comments, I knew this would be top comment.

[–]NekoMisky 0 points1 point ago

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I came to the comments section in search of that comment. Was just curious to see how someone would word it. Thanks for not letting me down reddit.

[–]brillo90 17 points18 points ago*

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At the time this picture was taken Flash had already finished the race.

Twice.

[–]prattable -1 points0 points ago

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Wrong. He had finished the race then went to stop Gorilla Grodd's evil plot for the day then came back for a picture.

[–]Specific_Mime 4 points5 points ago

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I see the Justice League's load is a little light... This recession is hittin everyone.

[–]Sornos 5 points6 points ago

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Probably just the Flash on his time off. The guy can travel trillions of times faster than the speed of light. He can even time travel. If he wanted to, he could literally stop every crime on Earth simultaneously. A man like that probably gets bored.

[–]fightingbear 0 points1 point ago

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I've heard faster than the speed of light but not a trillion times. Where did you get this number? Though it doesn't really matter because anything above the speed of light is already unfathomable.

[–]Sornos 1 point2 points ago

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Someone mathed this scene. Turns out doing up to half a million two-way trips of 35 miles in 0.0000000001 seconds is fast.

I couldn't find the image with the math on it, so I did it myself. It came to a round 90 million times the speed of light if the Flash takes two people at a time, every time. So it's not trillions the speed of light, but it's really really bloody fast.

[–]fightingbear 0 points1 point ago

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Wow impressive deduction. To bad the writer was to lazy to do the math and wrote that it was actually slower than the speed of light in the last panel.

[–]Bolsheviks 0 points1 point ago

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Crime doesn't pay like it used to!

[–]redhousebythebog 3 points4 points ago*

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A second later, he would have been all blur.

[–]ProfessorSomething 3 points4 points ago

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A second later, he was chatting up the chicks waiting at the finish line.

"Hey. Just finished a race in under a second. Don't worry. I'm not that speedy with everyone... I mean 'thing.' How you doin'?"

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 0 points1 point ago

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His foot was already a blur in the pic

[–]garythecoconut 3 points4 points ago

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terran is more unfair...

[–]eagleapex 4 points5 points ago

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"Hey, can anyone tell what time it is!?"

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 0 points1 point ago

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...Adventure Time?

[–]eagleapex 1 point2 points ago

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then everyone looks at their watch.

[–]kaat528 2 points3 points ago

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It was over before it even started

[–]23_ 2 points3 points ago

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I bet he lost.

[–]Mistermail 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. It must be hot, everyone else is wearing half of what he is. Can you say "heat exhaustion"?

[–]nuckingfutsnugget 2 points3 points ago

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flash sheldon.

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 1 point2 points ago

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ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!!!

[–]MrBrawn 2 points3 points ago

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This guy was just off camera

[–]GiPwner 1 point2 points ago

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No shock that he started at the front of the pack.

[–]Alsttr 1 point2 points ago

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Even his legs are blurry already!

[–]couchninja 1 point2 points ago

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Who else thought this to be a gif?

[–]deadmau5 1 point2 points ago

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I clicked on this thinking it read "Totally unfair face"

[–]CynicalScientist 1 point2 points ago

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they can still race for the 2nd spot

[–]zulway 0 points1 point ago

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3rd. See the black guy?

[–]OG_Willikers 1 point2 points ago

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Where is Superman when you need him?

[–]skywalker777 0 points1 point ago

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he would lost that race for sure, it is a common theme that most DC comic writers maintain that the flash is much faster than superman.

[–]OG_Willikers -1 points0 points ago

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whaaaaaaaa??? But he's SUPERman!! I guess he could just turn back time and break flash's leg before the race.

[–]Chiptuesday 1 point2 points ago

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Old guy in white has already finished so I guess it is pretty unfair.

[–]Up_Late 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like the guy with his hands up is about to finish first.

[–]DaHolk 1 point2 points ago

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GOOD LORD HOW YOU FRUSTRATE ME LEONARD HOFSTADER!

[–]Thirdyearfreshmen 1 point2 points ago

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The title made me think it would just be a picture of a white person.

[–]jscoppe 1 point2 points ago

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I thought you were talking about Terran. Fuckin' imba.

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 1 point2 points ago

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I thought this thread would be about Terran.

[–]DazzaChuth 1 point2 points ago

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You could say it was over in a ... very short period

[–]jellytime 0 points1 point ago

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fl..instant, over in an instant.

[–]s_15_n 1 point2 points ago

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No chance Flash beats the black guy

[–]socceroyal 2 points3 points ago

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What would happen if flash was black?

[–]SmartAssX 0 points1 point ago

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You just brok my mind

[–]wastedeconomics 0 points1 point ago

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When I read the title of this post I was hoping it would just be a picture of a white person, the most unfair race.

[–]smll 0 points1 point ago

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how did he show up in a photo? because normally that isnt possible when he's running!

[–]Makunouchi_Ippo 0 points1 point ago

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Zum zum zum zum

[–]mustache_cashstash 0 points1 point ago

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this picture would be 1000x more epic if this was the end of the race and the finish line was that silver line.

[–]freisenburger 0 points1 point ago

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That's actually the finish line he's crossing as everyone else starts

[–]chokas 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Strawcrazyman 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone should have run in slow motion. Then Flash looks at a kid in the sidelines while passing. He asks, "How are you moving so fast? Interesting." And then when Flash is out of sight everyone snaps back to normal speed.

[–]SirComeStandChill 0 points1 point ago

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especially considering he already won

[–]kasmith2020 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, this is Flash's second time around. He already won but came back to start with the pack cause he felt bad.

[–]powersofterror 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the Walking Dead for some reason...

[–]sudsomatic 0 points1 point ago

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He actually already ran the course once when the picture taken and came back for another go around

[–]nsjaqson 0 points1 point ago

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The second dude from the left has no shins and his feet are messed up. Now that's unfair.

[–]bweezy26 0 points1 point ago

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Can superman outrun the flash?

[–]Atnevon 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Steve Martin behind em' raising the roof?

[–]thelehmanlip 0 points1 point ago

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I expected Terran.

[–]thechapattack 0 points1 point ago

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This is actually him lapping everyone for the 10th time just when the race started.

[–]logancook44 0 points1 point ago

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For real, how is anyone supposed to win if they have a "Do not walk" signal. They can't even get across the street!

[–]0omincemeato0 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah that white guy has no chance

[–]pwnedxdead 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory?!?!

[–]ConfederateDave 0 points1 point ago

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What is not know is he's on his 2nd lap

[–]bronk1977 0 points1 point ago

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Surprise Buttsecks!!!!

[–]dirty_fingers 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, the Kenyan will smoke everyone else.

[–]bwukki 0 points1 point ago

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I thought this was /r/starcraft for a moment

[–]masuabie 0 points1 point ago

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If I was in the Flash costume, I would sprint at the beginning then take an alley to the side. Take a bus/car to the finish line and shake hands with people as they finish.

[–]beebopin_n_scattin 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else notice the old white guy with his hands up? He loves being behind that guy

[–]6DegreesOKevinBacon 0 points1 point ago

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1---> The Flash was as 1990 TV show with music by Danny Elfman

2---> Danny Elfman's song "Goodbye Goodbye" (Oingo Boingo) was used in Fast Times At Ridgemont High starring Sean Penn

3---> Sean Penn was in Mystic River with Kevin Bacon

[–]Bl4cBird 0 points1 point ago

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Faaaaaaaaaaaake. Flash appearing on a photografy? Come oooon.....

[–]Mistawankaz 0 points1 point ago

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I wish someone could tell me the name of the camera the photo was taken with. I am into photography and I must say, This camera has some great flash.

[–]japhyryder28 0 points1 point ago

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For the guy, that costume probably was funny/cool for about the first few km/miles of the race, then I feel like it just turns into the worst idea ever.

[–]gettpitted 0 points1 point ago

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This was one of a series of photos which was used to portray immigrants in New York as "real" super heroes because they are the ones who sacrifice immeasurable life and labor in their day to day lives for the good of others, but do so in a somewhat less spectacular setting.

More here

[–]ull90 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't he already be at the finish line?

[–]signspam 0 points1 point ago

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I'm curious about what place he actually came in? Would be pretty embarrassing to show up dressed as Flash, just to end up dead last...

[–]DrZicter 0 points1 point ago

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It's easy to tell that this picture...

[puts on sunglasses]

...was taken with flash.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH

[–]CaptainHeavyNuts 0 points1 point ago

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i think at that point you'd have to win, or else there would be some explaining to do

[–]markeymark9 0 points1 point ago

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stan lee is there too!

[–]PocketNicks 0 points1 point ago

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I can tell he took the picture with the flash.

[–]townsleyc 0 points1 point ago

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Is it cause he black guy over on the right?

[–]J-Fizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, for the guy in the Flash suit! He's sure to have a heat stroke!

[–]wtfmanuatemyjelly 0 points1 point ago

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That race is totally unfair, there is a black guy in the race, theres just no way even the flash could win

[–]pr0bl3mtr0ll 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Constam 0 points1 point ago

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Problem is, no one's going to believe he's the same guy when he shows up at the finish line a second later.