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[–]Great_Gig_In_The_Sky 88 points89 points ago

My main problem with time travel is: if matter can't be created or destroyed, how can you essentially remove yourself from a closed system, and inject yourself into another closed system which already contains the matter of which you are comprised?

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

That's honestly the first time I've heard that.

If I had to fake an answer, I would say that unbeknownst to us, the law applies to all of reality, including the fourth dimension. I can't leave existence, so as long as Everything includes the same number of "me"s across all parallel universes, we're set.

This is made difficult by, among other things, a theorized infinite number of parallel universes.

[–]tjbo1m 15 points16 points ago

Good thought process...but if you leave this "closed system" and go back to the one in the past, didn't you just remove an equivalent amount of matter here and place it somewhere else? Basically, your theory relies on each being a totally closed system, but a more general theory of time travel necessitates an open system that allows the transfer of matter and energy.

Furthermore, maybe the "closed system" is the entirety of the space-time continuum and therefore you are not removing or creating anything, simply moving it from point A to point B on a 3-D + Time universe.

[–]Sphinkzy -2 points-1 points ago

Except when you got back in time there would be two of you.

[–]SubtleMockery 18 points19 points ago

But one less in the time you left from.

[–]Koumo 3 points4 points ago

You're not thinking fourth dimensionally!

[–]dsigned001 6 points7 points ago

Matter can be converted to energy (IIRC). I guess the hypothesis would be that you were only eliminating and transmitting your "data" not the actual matter composing you.

I don't know -- I think that's a good point.

[–]mikejac 5 points6 points ago

This is assuming you only exist moment to moment. If you exist in all times, always, then maybe it's more plausible.

[–]serfis 0 points1 point ago

Ahh temporal logic. Interesting, confusing stuff.

[–]De_Angelo 4 points5 points ago

Well, it's a question we can't answer yet. The solution is found in a problem we also can't answer yet. Is time linear? We don't know. If we can't answer that, then we can't answer your question either. Time can be non existent, thereby giving a simple explanation as to matter being transported and pushing other matter in the space that's specified rather than it simply moving to another time. If time is non existent, then all matter that exists is already where it's supposed to be. I suppose the best way to look at it is to turn off that switch in your head that proposes that time is real. Then analyze the situation.

[–]serfis 4 points5 points ago

I contend that time is not linear, but is in fact made of wibbly-wobbly timey wimey...stuff.

[–]Believes_in_Gosh 1 point2 points ago

DON'T. EVEN. BLINK.

[–]elmokazoo 4 points5 points ago

You're not removing matter from a system, you're just moving it- like you might move yourself to the left or right.

[–]JaronK 2 points3 points ago

Bigger issue: You are now creating a new, parallel universe (creating a huge amount of stuff) or changing the old universe (moving a HUGE amount of stuff). One way or another, the amount of energy required to do that has to come from SOMEWHERE. And since that's probably more energy than is in the universe anyway, how are you going to power the device?

[–]SergeiKirov 1 point2 points ago

Simple solution: all possible universes already exist. Time travel is just you moving into this other universe. Solves both the closed system & your concern. I think it's really the only way we could have time travel, since you're right that actually changing your own universe would be impossible.

[–]serfis 0 points1 point ago

I've heard these multiverse theories, but never really put much stock in them. Is this something ohysicists actually currently believe?

[–]Jarrod 0 points1 point ago

I like this idea. Did you come up with this yourself or read it from somewhere?

[–]JaronK 0 points1 point ago

Just comes from a conversation I had with a physicist friend of mine.

[–]Jarrod 0 points1 point ago

Would you mind asking him/her for me if there is any reading material on this? I love reading about the idea of parallel universes, even though I find them a little hard to believe.

[–]blink_again_bitch 1 point2 points ago

Speaking of parallel universes, heres something i find interesting. There are problems with moving forward and backwards in time, as is being discussed above, such as paradoxes and the whole matter issue. What if we could move sideways in time. Well not strictly time, but picture this. There's an infinate amount of universes out there. In one universe you get up and get a coffee, and in another you drink tea. These univereses could differ as little as one small action, or as big as there not being an earth at all. So what this would mean is every action has already happened, everything has already been played out. Basically in each universe we have a set destiny. Now here's where it would be interesting. What if we could find a way to move sideways through these universes. If we could figure out what actions are happening in each set universe and travel to it. Because each universe plays out in one way and is set, moving sideways to an event we choose would give us the illusion of choosing our own destiny. It's not quite perfect and there are issues, i think of it as 'event travel'

[–]ctindel 0 points1 point ago

Someone should make a show about that where you slide through parallel universes.

[–]blink_again_bitch 0 points1 point ago

Hmm i might have to check that out.

[–]ctindel 0 points1 point ago

It's a fun show. I definitely liked to watch it while it was on.

[–]JaronK 0 points1 point ago

I doubt there's reading material other than the basic conservation of matter/energy issues. It was really just a "physicists sitting around having fun ideas" sort of conversation. Highly theoretical, no real research, just ideas.

[–]PerplexingPorkchops 0 points1 point ago

This is what I always thought of time travel as of late. Time merely being a measurement of change, hence, you have to reverse or predict these changes, down to the atom level. Not only would that require such a fantastical amount of analysis and storage, but it would require, as you stated, a stupid amount of energy.

[–]justguessmyusername 0 points1 point ago

Well it can be transferred to energy so maybe a working time machine would use energy in such a way that it's equal to the matter displacement.

[–]Wizard001 0 points1 point ago

Via FTL travel in which matter is neither created nor destroyed.

[–]ddb1 0 points1 point ago

Relativity shows how you could essentially travel into the future by moving very quickly or being near an extreme source of gravity. You don't perceive this as anything being removed from the present and placed into the future, because the person whose time is being slowed down is still observable, they're just standing still.

I imagine time travel into the past would work by a similar mechanism, its not that they poof out of existence and appear in another time, its that they're moving backwards in time at some rate. But you don't get to observe the person moving backwards because your perception of time is moving forward.

I guess I'm saying the universe as a closed system doesn't get sliced up into a bunch of frames of time, its one continuous thing in all directions of time. At least that's my understanding.

[–]SergeiKirov 1 point2 points ago

You don't perceive this as anything being removed from the present and placed into the future, because the person whose time is being slowed down is still observable, they're just standing still.

It's the other way around. Time is sped up tremendously for the person moving very fast. A second for them might be years for us. By virtue of moving very fast they would of course certainly not appear to be standing still. Although I'm curious how perception of the slow-moving people would work for the fast ones.. I'm guessing moving near c would make it nearly impossible to observe them via electromagnetic waves anyhow.

[–]mazterlith 0 points1 point ago

They would still put off light though, just possibly Doppler shifted.

[–]ddb1 0 points1 point ago

It's the other way around. Time is sped up tremendously for the person moving very fast. A second for them might be years for us.

This is usually phrased as slowing down. Meaning time is moving slower with respect to the guy still on earth.

By virtue of moving very fast they would of course certainly not appear to be standing still.

No of course not. Let me re-phrase. If the guy was in a spaceship moving near c and you could see the guy through a window in the spaceship, it would look like he was standing still.

Same deal as if the guy jumped into a black hole. For you still outside, his descent would slow and slow, and his flailing would eventually stop and he'd just be frozen there right before the event horizon. You wouldn't see him actually fall in, though of course from his perspective he certainly does.

I'm guessing moving near c would make it nearly impossible to observe them via electromagnetic waves anyhow.

As long as they didn't somehow exceed c, I think you'd still see them for billions of years until they got far enough that the cumulative expanding space effectively made it so they were exceeding c (for you). I think.

[–]LordSharpe 0 points1 point ago

Ah, the Timecop paradox.

[–]Mute_Kid 0 points1 point ago

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon, Great_Gig_In_The_Sky.

[–]alfredojones 0 points1 point ago*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPoGVP-wZv8

Carl Sagan explains one aspect of time travel that is understood fairly well, which is that if you somehow manage to travel at or near the speed of light you will in fact time travel into the future. So in this case of time travel you aren't being removed from existence within the universe then returning, rather, you are traveling so fast that... time dilation, I don't really know, but Carl Sagan does, so just watch the clip.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Maybe the matter that was in the place at which you "spawn" is sent forward in time to maintain the law.

[–]PrivatePatty -2 points-1 points ago

He's right. It's one of time travel's paradoxes. You'd be essentially doubling your matter in the past, rather than your matter continuing into the future as it should. It would break a fundamental law of the universe.

[–]FilterOutBullshit3 -1 points0 points ago

Here's another: On a bright sunny day there will be a quantity of photons hitting a given surface per second. If you are in a time machine with a window, and travel one year in one second, do you receive one year's worth of photons in one second? Do you get cooked? Would a window be practical, or would the wavelengths of previously-visible light be outside of your range?

[–]felixfarraday 65 points66 points ago

That's why you need a Time And Relative Distance In Space machine, so that you end up in the right spot.

[–]muffions 45 points46 points ago

Also known as a T.A.R.D.I.S.

[–]yagmot 26 points27 points ago

TIL...

[–]Dekar2401 9 points10 points ago

The Doctor explains that several times...

[–]Chemslayer 17 points18 points ago

As someone who's never seen Doctor Who, I enjoyed learning it. It's nice to know it has an actual (and logical!) meaning rather than just being a name

[–]muffions 1 point2 points ago

The very first episodes give a decent explanation for it

[–]yagmot 1 point2 points ago

i only watched an episode or two. never really got into it. but i often run across pics of the phonebooth and never knew what it stood for.

[–]muffions 4 points5 points ago

This needs to be remedied. I think you need a Doctor

[–]yagmot 2 points3 points ago

Yeah... it's not my type of show. I generally enjoy British comedies and dramas, but the silly sci-fi shows turn me off as much as American sitcoms.

[–]serfis 0 points1 point ago

I'd say it's much more than a silly sci-fi show. It is very funny at times, very sad others.

[–]Believes_in_Gosh 0 points1 point ago

The earlier seasons are a bit campy and the effects are a tad cheesy. Series 5 and 6 of the reboot with the new head writer are unadulterated AWESOME.

[–]muffions 0 points1 point ago

It's not always silly... there are drama aspects to it, like when the Doctor loses a companion

[–]Dekar2401 0 points1 point ago

Oh, sorry, it just seemed like you would have watched the show since you got that reference in even the slightest way.

[–]Sbmile 17 points18 points ago

... Dimension

[–]PrivatePatty 6 points7 points ago

Time And Relative Dimension In Space

FTFY

[–]ddrirc 2 points3 points ago

because that always takes you where you want to go. :)

[–]Watchdog84 6 points7 points ago

no but it always takes you where you need to go.

[–]whoizz 1 point2 points ago

Appropriate user name is appropriate.

[–]mrmoncriefman 12 points13 points ago

To make things even more realistic, you need take not just the Earth's revolution around the Sun into account, but our solar system revolving around our galaxy and our galaxy revolving around the center of the universe and the many other various forces applied to them.

[–]marathi_mulga 12 points13 points ago

Our we could just use earth as a reference view and base our calculations on that.

[–]NimbusBP1729 2 points3 points ago

i don't know that we can assert that the Earth is an inertial reference frame.

[–]superiority 1 point2 points ago

Who said "inertial"? Non-inertial reference frames exist, you know. You live in one.

[–]Blarg23 0 points1 point ago

you could it would just make traveling anywhere off of the earth really damn hard

[–]GaryTheKrampus 0 points1 point ago

Why not just say that the time machine's inertial reference frame is the time traveling inertial reference frame, because that makes as much sense as anything else about time travel.

[–]Dekar2401 7 points8 points ago

Ah, good ol' Relativity.

[–]Adeelinator 1 point2 points ago

The galaxies don't revolve around the center of the universe. They are attracted to other galaxies in their supercluster and the superclusters all just move apart from one another. That is why the universe is said to be expanding.

[–]TheGoomba 0 points1 point ago

And, depending on how far into time one has traveled, expansion of the universe.

Ninja Edit: Upon rereading your comment, this might fall under "various forces".

[–]pppihus 0 points1 point ago

Let's assume all of this has been taken care of. Now I'm traveling back in time, but let's say that there is some object (tree?) in the exact place I'm supposed to appear in the past. Then what? Will the tree vanish or I die?

[–]Sarria22 1 point2 points ago

You will be the tree.

[–]wigglemytoes 20 points21 points ago

[–]Advertisements 1 point2 points ago

wat

[–]joshland 9 points10 points ago

Yes, that's not all. The earth is spinning, it's orbiting the sun, the sun as a solar system is orbitting the galactic axis - at .3 C, and the Galaxy is spinning around or maybe just rocketing outward at something like .5 to .75 C. Ergo, if you would go back in time even 1 second, you're dealing with hundreds of thousands of kilometers. I don't even know how you would plot the course of the planet, nor accurately measure where the plant was historically to make any sort of jump at all.

Even trying to understand the math involved makes me want to kill kittens.

[–]SergeiKirov 9 points10 points ago

Your logic, like most others in this thread, is based on the premise that there is some sort of absolute co-ordinates in the universe, that we could try to measure the earth's movement against. There isn't, your position is solely defined by your relative distances to other objects in space.

You have to choose a reference frame to plot your relative distance against. An easy choice here is to use the Earth as your reference frame, eliminating this problem. How you would incorporate this into your time machine is another question.. but that would depend largely on how such a machine functioned, and since it would clearly not fit in with our current understanding of physics, it's probably somewhat pointless to discuss this.

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[–]I_CATS 0 points1 point ago

The pyramids are a time machine, I knew it!

[–]joshland 0 points1 point ago

That is a good suggestion. Anyone who has ever thought of astrogation must by needs have imagined this problem. I have always thought of using Pulsars as points of reference, but let's say we use Earth as a reference frame.

Don't we still end up with needing some mechanism by which we can determine Earths position, even if only in relation to it's current position? Do you suggest that the nature of the universe itself defies coordinates of any kind? (It is certainly beyond me, either way) If we had some way to treat Earth as the center of the Universe around which everything moved, I suppose this would be possible to ignore the remainder.

Regardless, thanks for your point. These are my idle daydreams, so I will try thinking about that next time.

[–]Call_Me_Names 2 points3 points ago

If you masturbate while trying to understand this math, god will kill kittens for you.

[–]dudley-vs-mothy 2 points3 points ago

If you insist. John, Carl, Tim, Dwayne, Jango, Max, Hideo, Bob, Wordsworth, Jason, Ethan, Karl, Allan, Steve, Jimmy, Axel, Jesus, Zeus, Spartacus, Steven, Wayne, Mario, Leo, Albert, Adolf, Logan, Indy, Riddick, Yancy, Zach, Brad, Fred, Glen, Icarus, Kieth, Nate, Olaf, Peter, Ron, Uri, Vegeta, Xanthus

[–]joshland 0 points1 point ago

[–]zsakuL 1 point2 points ago

I don't even know how you would plot the course of the planet, nor accurately measure where the plant was historically to make any sort of jump at all.

I'm guess it might be easier than creating a time machine.

[–]joshland -1 points0 points ago

I don't know. I think that both problems would be pretty much equal in the end, in terms of solving them. It would make the Universe a very natural barrier to time travel. Quite apart from whatever magical technology would allow time travel.

[–]whisk3rs 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget about the universe expanding

[–]MrTemple 8 points9 points ago

To Google: Relativity, frame of reference, fallacy of absolute motion

[–]Beakerbite 3 points4 points ago

Realistically, any time machine would also be a space faring craft. You would likely need/want to get out into an empty region of space in order to make the trip. Than fly to your desired destination.

Of course this all a ton of sci-fi slathered all over it.

[–]De_Angelo 1 point2 points ago

Some aspects of your motion may be true, but space isn't proven to be still, either. In comparison, as the movement of the Earth around the sun goes unfelt, so is the movement of the space in the universe. Either way, we just don't know.

[–]Beakerbite 0 points1 point ago

I was referring more to removing yourself from as much matter as possible. The time machine would likely require a FTL jump which would probably lead to an explosion if air was around.

[–]Klexicon 11 points12 points ago

Actually, wouldn't that be the opposite of realistic time travel? When we shoot rockets to Pluto we take into account its future position, we don't just launch it to where it is now. Why would time travel be any different? (Assuming we could do it)

[–]Haustorium 0 points1 point ago

Also, the time machine has to land on land, not in water, within 5 metres above ground, not below. And not in a desert etc. Wit ha rocket, it doesnt really matter.

[–]Klexicon 0 points1 point ago

Yes. That's what I'm talking about. If we were to actually travel through tine we would work all that out first.

[–]Haustorium 0 points1 point ago

Just saying, it is mind befoggingly complicated.

[–]Acrostis 0 points1 point ago

A rocket is effected by gravity and we can then take that into account.

Time travel is not effected by gravity, we don't have enough information to calculate it.

For example, If I was to ask you how far Earth moves in a single minute. You would need to consider it's rotation, current speed, gravity from both the moon and sun. Then calculate where our solar system is moving, it's rotation, current speed, gravity from other sources. Then do same calculation for Milky Way, etc.

Point is all coordinates we have is relative to something, Time travel ignores that.

[–]raydeen 0 points1 point ago

I'd thought about this years ago and my solution was to set up an artificial 0,0,0 coordinate in space, one that would not change. It would be maintained by 9 satellites, 8 forming the corners of an ever expanding cube with the 9th at the center. Any and all objects passing within the space of the cube would be recorded and used as reference for what part of that space would be safe to jump to. The 'time ship' would access this data through some sort of temporal network so that when it popped back out it wouldn't be in the middle of a planet or star or in the course of an oncoming meteor, etc. This is assuming that the transmission of information was possible backwards through time (tachyons maybe).

[–]Acrostis 1 point2 points ago

Now I think about it, because a time machine would not travel, it can be considered 0,0,0.

Say we send through a time machine 3 months into the future, when it arrives we scan and see where it is located, then we can see how far we've moved away from 0,0,0 and work backwards from there.

Further you send it into the future, more accurate the reading.

[–]ironw00d -2 points-1 points ago

When did we ever shoot rockets to Pluto...

[–]opieroberts 6 points7 points ago

Voyagers 1 and 2 edit: Actually 1 didn't fly by pluto but it could have if it didn't hang out at titan first.

[–]dsigned001 2 points3 points ago

[–]Klexicon 0 points1 point ago

We have probes in route as we speak.

[–]RNRSaturday 2 points3 points ago

It seems like if you could invent time travel, you would also figure this out.

[–]redmeanshelp 0 points1 point ago

The second scientist to invent it might figure out what happened to the first one, on the "second mouse gets the cheese" principle.

[–]wtfwhytheface 10 points11 points ago

Realistic time travel? Isn't that some kind of oxymoran?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Have you not seen Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking!?

[–]wtfwhytheface 7 points8 points ago

Nope. I will this weekend though, if you insist.

[–]matthewsteez 14 points15 points ago

it's spelled "oxymoron", moran.

[–]Flangas 2 points3 points ago

[–]wtfwhytheface -3 points-2 points ago

HA! You guy, you. You almost made me think you were serious!

[–]wutitdopikachu 0 points1 point ago

If Stephen Hawking would like to view it with me, I would love to. Is he free?

[–]sparklingh2o 2 points3 points ago

We all do time travel. We travel a second every second into the future. A minute every minute. And so on. :D

[–]Phlexonance 2 points3 points ago

moron... oxymoron

[–]Indestructavincible -1 points0 points ago

[–]nakedapedude 1 point2 points ago

Time travel into the future (relative to slower moving observers) = proven fact, time travel into the past = unknown but probably impossibru.

[–]sweYoda 1 point2 points ago

That's why you make a spacetime machine.

[–]praestigiare 1 point2 points ago

There is literally no such thing as staying perfectly still in the universe. This is one of the things the theory of relativity tells us. There is no privileged reference frame. That being the case, this comic makes no sense. Time travel must be relative to some inertial reference, and assuming you are already willing to accept time travel for the purposes of a story, accepting that it remains bound to the inertial reference frame of earth is not a big leap.

[–]itscoldinminnesota 1 point2 points ago

Besides all your scientific reasons, we know time travel isn't possible else we'd have people warping in and out of here constantly, we've never seen someone come back from the future... or maybe it was once possible and someone went back and made it not possible?

[–]yagmot 1 point2 points ago

or maybe they're just smart enough to not pop up in conspicuous places.

[–]Guy_Dudebro 2 points3 points ago

Except for this guy, of course.

[–]Sarria22 2 points3 points ago

So what's the story here? Shopped? Not really an old photo?

[–]triacle 1 point2 points ago

"even taking this photo for granted, as depicting an authentic scene, a real man with his curious glasses and outfit in Canada 70 years ago, there’s nothing that can be seen that is actually out of place or time."

debunking article

[–]PvtToonz 0 points1 point ago

In this case, you would be sent to the spot that the time machine is in whatever time you're traveling to. In Back to the Future, however, this would apply.

[–]mytza007 0 points1 point ago

I don't know about you guys, but I can already time travel... only forward though :(

[–]Kalyptro 0 points1 point ago

DUDE I HAVE THOUGHT THIS SO MANY TIMES. THANK YOU.

[–]Skinny_Santa 0 points1 point ago

So assuming the logic in this comic is true (I know nothing about physics or relativity) would that mean we could only time travel to specific points in time based on our departure window? I guess what I'm really asking is how often is the Earth in the same location in space?

[–]randomness_delight 0 points1 point ago

Did he travel forward in time or back?

[–]pib319 0 points1 point ago

ive always wondered why no one else thought of this before

[–]phleet 0 points1 point ago

More strange and wonderful art by Sheharzad Arshad/NocturnalDevil can be found here http://www.behance.net/sheharzad

He stopped making the hilarious morbid stuff, but it's all archived there.

[–]milescowperthwaite 0 points1 point ago

This has always been my problem with time-travel theories. 1 millisecond one way or the other--you return either in the upper atmosphere or deep in the magma.

[–]SpitN 0 points1 point ago

Would be more realistic if he were naked, or not there.

[–]Pete_Venkman 0 points1 point ago*

There was a time travel show called Seven Days that addressed this directly. The time machine would always rematerialise in space, and the pilot would have to steer and reenter Earth's atmosphere every time he "backstepped".

Kind of a fun show if you haven't seen it. The nitty-gritty of how the Chronosphere worked was a big part of the plot drives, so they didn't gloss over it. Even addressed things like paradoxes. Sometimes with a bit of technobabble, but at least they didn't just pretend it wasn't there. Worth a watch if you're into a bit of science-action.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Days_(TV_series)

[–]y2kartike 0 points1 point ago

Well DUH that's why you have to get upto 88 miles per hour first!

[–]zanotam 0 points1 point ago

I always liked to think that when going back in time you'd be dragged around by the Earth's fat-ass gravity well.

[–]xKJx25 0 points1 point ago

nice, I never even thought about that.

[–]Aethelstan 0 points1 point ago

How fast do galaxies move?

[–]brbrbrad 0 points1 point ago

So what he actually invented was a machine for launching items into space.

...and he demonstrated why the US and USSR started with dogs and chimps.

[–]user112358 0 points1 point ago

Also, the galaxy would have rotated. Also, space is expanding. Go on...

[–]knighmare 0 points1 point ago

Thats the exact thing that keeps bugging me about back to the future, its instant time travel yet the delorian travels with the planet, at least with the film the time machine (the good one) the machine travels slow enough to account for it as he can see changes around him, its not instant

[–]makenzie71 0 points1 point ago

What? No repost police here? haha

I actually have conversations with my friends on a regular basis about the logistical nightmare in time travel.

[–]cauchy37 0 points1 point ago

The fallacy of that picture is that it accepts heliocentric theory, while this is not true. Your displacement in space would require from you knowledge of the central point around which entire universe spins.

You also have to take into consideration the expansion of the universe, galaxy spin, sun's movement inside the galaxy itself and many more things that we forget about.

So my guess is that if you went back in time and did not adjust position displacement, you would be so far away from earth, that you wouldn't even be able to see solar system, at least not more than we can see stars on our sky.

[–]Believes_in_Gosh 0 points1 point ago

VWORP VWORP VWORP

[–]saucermoron 0 points1 point ago

You could just like make one that compesates for the offset.

[–]Dashing_Pony 0 points1 point ago

So wait, we are just going to say that if someone was smart enough to make a time machine they would not account for the Earths movement? Or am I stupid and completely missing the joke here?

[–]Horatio_CAmpAIgN 0 points1 point ago*

It would seem that he has...

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run out of time

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[–]foolsmagools 0 points1 point ago

this is an actual concern...

[–]Fyrepepper -2 points-1 points ago

Mind Blown.

[–]Kristenated -1 points0 points ago

For a second, yes I thought I did time travel since this is a repost from Truewarrior.

[–]usedtowork -1 points0 points ago

I don't know how realistic it is to think the calibre of scientist who could develop a working time machine would also fail to take things like this into account

[–]makenzie71 0 points1 point ago

Maybe that's why it hasn't been done...logistical nightmare...

[–]Hubso 0 points1 point ago

Doc Brown for one.

[–]xuanzue -4 points-3 points ago

upvote for clever