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[–]noni_five 36 points37 points ago

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American Dad's Roger is getting better and better at disguises.

[–]ISmellADerp 38 points39 points ago

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Sorry, but the dude looks dead.

[–]KySnow 14 points15 points ago

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Yeah I swear I saw him on an episode of The Walking Dead

[–]aerodynamic27 2 points3 points ago

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you won't believe how much that just made me crack up

but really, i feel bad for laughing at that because he didn't choose to be born this way anyways

[–]SeniorPancho 2 points3 points ago

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not so much about "being born this way" but more about "not eating enough fucking meat and bread n shit"

seriously, he looks like he could use a few thousand big macs.

[–]FishPilot 4 points5 points ago

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Looks like the definition of a goober.

[–]spadinskiz 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a goofy goober yeah!

[–]freedompower 0 points1 point ago

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goober |ˈgo͞obər|

noun informal

1 (also goober pea )a peanut.

2 often offensive a person from the southeastern US, esp. Georgia or Arkansas.

• offensive an unsophisticated person; a yokel.

[–]FishPilot 0 points1 point ago

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Nail on the head

[–]brickabrack 3 points4 points ago

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So, uh... I'm pretty sure he's a burn victim.

[–]Septik_aydz 0 points1 point ago

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this shit dont stop.... seriously though, my eyebrows stopped growing...

KODAK MOMENT MUTHA FUCKA!!!

[–]Picksie 1 point2 points ago

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I think that is a girl.

[–]sandcat_1 0 points1 point ago

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where are his eyebrows?

[–]oh-wtf 9 points10 points ago

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Where did his eyebrows go?

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 2 points3 points ago

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It's Lil wayne without brows

[–]intel23 2 points3 points ago

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nah, its just lil wayne period

[–]OddBones 12 points13 points ago

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Apparently dat shit don't stop. I wish them the best of luck.

[–]johnkong 2 points3 points ago

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Kodak moment, apparently.

[–]BakulaSelleck92 3 points4 points ago

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It would seem they at it again.

[–]johnkong 7 points8 points ago

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He looks so happy.

[–]Waffles81 13 points14 points ago

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Dis shit dont get old 2012

reddit-repost moment

We at it again

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Posted by: repost_king ^

[–]wilsonism 0 points1 point ago

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I call bullshit. Dat shit dun got old

[–]Eternity42Immensity -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't get it, if we still see stuff from 1998, why are you going to expect to be exempt from seeing things from after 1998?

[–]Miss_Tress 9 points10 points ago

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Pleeeaasseee don't let them breed!

[–]joewho 0 points1 point ago

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Too late

[–]yummy_tofuu 3 points4 points ago

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They at it again.

[–]jzeitler121 8 points9 points ago

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He looks like a black oompa loompa..

[–]Trollin247 2 points3 points ago

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Awwww THEY AT IT AGAIN!

[–]hornplayerchris 2 points3 points ago

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It's a beautiful thang

[–]IHateMyNickname 3 points4 points ago

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Nigga be drillin' that bubble ass.

[–]BWS6754 1 point2 points ago

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That shit is whack, son.

[–]duckduckmooses 1 point2 points ago

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How about we take all of her fat

and put it on him.

[–]AngryCod 1 point2 points ago

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Does he have the mumps?

[–]lukenhiumur 1 point2 points ago

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Dear god, everytime I see this picture I can't help but cringe at that guy's face.

Seriously wtf is goin on there.

[–]CobaltSmith 0 points1 point ago

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Perpetual lip bite........... Is that a medical condition?

[–]Rob_0831 3 points4 points ago

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Buck teeth, or the more accurate, technical term: overjet, is a phrase used to describe a particular type of maloclussion where the maxillary incisors, the two upper front teeth, project forward to such a degree that they are very prominent and obvious. In some cases these teeth actually rest on the lower lip while the subject is in the postural, resting position. Often the surrounding upper teeth are also projected forward in an arc but are hidden behind the lips so that the appearance results in only the two front teeth "sticking out" of the mouth.

[–]TomekM 1 point2 points ago

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You're either in the dental profession or you have some really weird hobbies. Either way I will find a way to work in "maxillary incisors" and "overjet" into a conversation tomorrow.

[–]EricTile 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome picture:-) Let's have a nice cup of tea.

[–]wardey 0 points1 point ago

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Life doesn't stop after you become a severe burn victim

[–]Dremux 0 points1 point ago

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Why would you ever date a zombie?!

[–]helloseattle547 0 points1 point ago

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Dat face.

[–]hellosatan 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]adentist002 0 points1 point ago

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You are one ugly motherfucker...

[–]abdieljustwill 0 points1 point ago

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Dis shit don't stop

[–]mastigia 0 points1 point ago

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Everytime I look at this picture I think the dude is wearing a Fez on the right hand side.

[–]PassTheHerpes 0 points1 point ago

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I think I've seen that guy in the starving African children infomercials.

[–]freedompower 0 points1 point ago

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Do people seriously talk like that? I'm Canadian.

[–]dt_vibe 0 points1 point ago

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You obviously don't live around Toronto.

[–]Rtuttle12 -4 points-3 points ago

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people like this should be sterile..

[–]Smellmyhand 2 points3 points ago

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Black people?

[–]curvy_lady_92 0 points1 point ago

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No, no no! Eyebrowless people!

[–]Smellmyhand 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, and fat people?

[–]curvy_lady_92 -2 points-1 points ago

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No, fat people are okay. It's just the eyebrowless people.

[–]Smellmyhand 2 points3 points ago

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I'm just gonna go ahead and say anyone who has "dis" as a part of their lexicon, or disregard the compound of "we're" should not be able to mate.

[–]curvy_lady_92 1 point2 points ago

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Never, for the love of everything in the world EVER, go to St. Louis. Or meet anyone FROM St. Louis. (KC girl, and I go to school with a fuck ton of them.)

You will want to kill yourself. Trust me.

"They be all like 'Dis ain't no shit, you be triflin' and we be all like 'Dis be real talk'."

Good holy fuck, don't read that sentence above this. I typed it and wanted to kill myself. Please. Just, don't, okay?

[–]Smellmyhand 1 point2 points ago

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I'm from Texas. Been there, done that.

[–]curvy_lady_92 0 points1 point ago

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I can't handle it. I have zero tolerance for ignorance.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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TIL r/funny is full of judgmental assholes.

[–]Gromitt42 1 point2 points ago

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He'll cheat on her with some hoe called Shaniqua

[–]DDTAH -4 points-3 points ago

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Picture on the right... Black frankinstine!

[–]darkflow42 -1 points0 points ago

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this should become some sort of meme

[–]Iainfixie -1 points0 points ago

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I honestly don't think that the male in the photo is actually a male.

[–]altNull -4 points-3 points ago

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I can't tell if that's two lesbians trying to be butch and fabulous at the same time - or two gay guys acting normal...

[–]DavidLeeGoth -2 points-1 points ago

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That guy looks like a mummy with dreds.....spectacular!!

[–]wrathborne -2 points-1 points ago

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Down syndrome...don't let it happen to you.

[–]IamSpiderrrman -2 points-1 points ago

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where are his eye brows

[–]sailingonward -2 points-1 points ago

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poor people are the biggest victims of consumerism