How I feel with my new George Foreman grill.

snipe320 · 5 months

Hank Hill: "No offense Mr. George Foreman, but your grill is sort-of like an Easy Bake Oven for men."

chemguy90 · 5 months

I still can't believe George Foreman named his sons and daughters George Foreman.

ktshippy · 5 months

Don't go trying to make bacon in bed now, you may burn your foot.

fargosucks · 5 months

Sounds like a Tracy Jordan Meat Machine might be a good next purchase for you.

AdamDe27 · 5 months

This is probably the funniest thing i've seen on r/funny in a while. I say it stays

likemaugal · 5 months

protip: cover the grill in aluminum foil when you are cooking and you never have to clean it. Just throw away the foil.

HMPoweredMan · 5 months

I felt this way with my cast iron skillet.

Pilx · 5 months

Imagine if George Foreman and Bear Grylls hooked up.

Their kids would be George Foreman Grylls.

petedog · 5 months

I like the convenience of a George Foreman grill, but god damn grease makes food taste better.

webby_mc_webberson · 5 months

Also works well for toasted ham & cheese.

OneManBoyBand · 5 months

Every animal? Bon appetit, sir.

cokedick_louie · 5 months

This is how I feel:

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_mE4WNHvoFmY/Som2yU0z18I/AAAAAAAAAIA/nJk0HYgzhak/Picture%203.png

ABCosmos · 5 months

You were supposed to get the animals before the flood!

chiablo · 5 months

My Weber grill could kick your George Forman grill's ass.

epleno · 5 months

I expected a "cook ALL the things" image. Needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised.

DistortedGuest · 5 months

Relevant

Made_In_Arlen · 5 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeuMTw6qvs0 Enough said...

DOSbomber · 5 months

NOVELTY GRILLS?!

mexipimpin · 5 months

Ive always like how the grill design makes the grease drip off the food into the tray. Makes for a great dipping sauce.

samefagging · 5 months

George Foreman grills are ok, but I could have purchased a car with what I paid for this. Or maybe even a cheap house in Detroit...

Goliath89 · 5 months

I really hate George Foreman grills. OK, cool, you've knocked out all the grease and fat. Awesome. Now my burger is dry as all hell and tastes like shit. Good going, George.

coolbaens · 5 months

George Foreman grills are pieces of shit. They squeeze all the "fat" from the meat, leaving you with a dry, tasteless pile of piss.

DenimChicken154 · 5 months

i'd use mine more if it weren't such a BITCH TO CLEAN

urban_hippy · 5 months

is this one of those "in the year 2000" posts??

DarkRazorBeast · 5 months

The George Foreman grill is a BITCH grill!

ctjwa · 5 months

Is this post from 2002? Do they still make Foreman grills? Have there been any new revelations since they were first introduced? So many unanswered questions on this issue...

jerema · 5 months

what's with this cheap advertising

dwt4 · 5 months

True story (according to Hulk Hogan): Hulk Hogan and George Foreman had the same agent. They were supposed to have a meeting about products to endorse but Hogan missed it. So Foreman got the grill and Hogan got a crappy juicer/blender.

Edit: Hogan missed a phone call, not a meeting.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Foreman_Grill

redditallreddy · 5 months

Blasphemous, but not too blasphemous. +1

ChainsawMS · 5 months

I wish Hulk Hogan hadn't passed up the Foreman Grill. The infomercials would have been way better. The Hogan Grill, brother!!!!

sleepnaught · 5 months

I've had one and have used it 12+ years now. I love the thing. Makes grilling meat quick and painless.

4Chan-leak · 5 months

I remember when i had just gotten my first George Foreman grill. It was a magical time for me, and the moment I heard the doorbell ring that fateful April morning in 2002 I knew it was here. My hands were shaking wildly and I had hardly enough grip to open the box due to my sweaty hands. The box came open with a screeching of the cardboard against the side of the box as I lifted out my wonderful new food machine, delving me into a world deeper than I could ever have imagined.

I spent many a fateful day cooking with this amazing machine. It was chicken breasts with lemon and mushrooms one day, a beef back steak the next day. I would savor each bite and rejoice knowing that it was perfectly healthy, the fat being drained by the grill.

Well, I started to gain some weight. At first, it was the occasional 1 lb increase after a meal, so I shrugged it off. Soon, though, it accumulated, and I had put on 20 pounds in 3 weeks. I couldn't stop eating from the grill, and yet my blindness as to the cause of my weight was not cleared. I simply drowned the sorrow in delicious, savory meats.

3 months in, and I had gained a whopping 48 pounds. I went to see the doctor and he warned me of a possible cardiovascular risk in gaining so much weight in so little time, and all of if fat. I started to be more secluded in public. I wore larger clothes. I stopped going out with my friends. And worst of all, I kept eating from the grill.

One night, I decided I would have no more, and I racked my brains trying to find a cause for this occurrence. at this point, anything was to be considered, so I pondered the grill. Yes. That was it. I inched my way to the box of the grill, and, uneasy, knowing the ramifications of this task, I opened the manual for any health warnings. It was there. In big red letters on the front page: OP is a fag

saltinekracka20 · 5 months

Best genuine laugh I've had out of Reddit in months.

The_Dinosaur · 5 months

This reminds me of when my cat died, and the only box we had available to carry her to the vet in was a George Foreman Grill box. In such a heartbreaking situation, it made me giggle while I was lugging the box around.

sgspectra · 5 months

If Noah had a Foreman, everyone would be vegetarian.

iLm902 · 5 months

this is 100% my boyfriend... it's either fast food or his precious grill lol

half-evil · 5 months

i'd only use a george foreman on inexpensive meats (poultry, hot dogs/sausage, burgers, etc.)

anything else goes on the outdoor gas grill. using inferior cooking methods on stuff i spent $10+ seems wasteful.

samisachickYEAH · 5 months

I normally just use the grill to make perfect fucking grilled cheese. I recently learned that I can actually cook with it. I've been missing out on so much.

funny

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