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That's not how I remember it (i.imgur.com)
submitted 7 months ago by tone_is_everything
[–]JonTheHobo 16 points17 points18 points 7 months ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and dropped her dress and they had lots of fun, But Jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son. :)
[–]luciferprinciple 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
That's a tragic story.
[–]Stormy_AnalHole 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and Jill said "NO I DON'T WANNA"
[–]clickforme -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
roses are red, violets are blue we're having sex because i'm stronger than you
[–]CREEPERSGONCREEP7923 -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
I say it a bit different and it sounds alot better... "Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly and asked Jill "Do you wanna?", Jill said yes pulled up her dress and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son"
[–]Polky 8 points9 points10 points 7 months ago
This has been reposted so many times.
[–]atomic811 3 points4 points5 points 7 months ago
Hope your couch pulls out cause I don't.
[–]slixy 4 points5 points6 points 7 months ago
aren't they siblings anyway ?
[–]ElizabethPPI 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I showed this to a friend of mine today, and she looked at me and said "This is terrible! I doesn't even rhyme."
[–]chocobaby 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I'm with you....I get plenty hard on coke. Last like a pro too.
[–]rudman 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
That's how I remember it the last 10 times it was posted.
[–]Brammelam 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Jake and Jill went up the hill to fucking repost reddit shit please stop.
[–]thenishredditor 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
That dosent even rhyme
[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
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[–]save_le_trolls 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill, To lick Jill's fanny. But jack got a mouthful of cock, As Jill was a tranny! (my friend told me this)
[–]smittyline 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Is it true that cocaine causes erectile dysfunction? All these times I heard about people having orgies while doing coke...
[–]ikkake 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Ibuprofen restores function of the muscle that pumps blood to the penis after using most of the stimulants. The more you know.
[–]Darkheaven 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Not everything effects everyone the same It is a possible side effect though
[–]patty_potato 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Jack and jill went up a hill, so jack could see jills fanny, jack got a shock an eyeful of cock, Jill was a closet tranny (I didn't make it up it's a different jack and Jill post)
[–]Beximus -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
That's exactly how I remember all my CNS-stimulant dealings with girls. :( So much sex that could have been...
[–]nitro479 -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill, They each had a buck and a quarter. Jill came back with two and a half, They didn't go up for water.
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