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[–]JonTheHobo 16 points17 points ago

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and dropped her dress and they had lots of fun, But Jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son. :)

[–]luciferprinciple 0 points1 point ago

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That's a tragic story.

[–]Stormy_AnalHole 0 points1 point ago

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and Jill said "NO I DON'T WANNA"

[–]clickforme -1 points0 points ago

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roses are red, violets are blue we're having sex because i'm stronger than you

[–]CREEPERSGONCREEP7923 -1 points0 points ago

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I say it a bit different and it sounds alot better... "Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly and asked Jill "Do you wanna?", Jill said yes pulled up her dress and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son"

[–]Polky 8 points9 points ago

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This has been reposted so many times.

[–]atomic811 3 points4 points ago

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Hope your couch pulls out cause I don't.

[–]slixy 4 points5 points ago

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aren't they siblings anyway ?

[–]ElizabethPPI 0 points1 point ago

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I showed this to a friend of mine today, and she looked at me and said "This is terrible! I doesn't even rhyme."

[–]chocobaby 0 points1 point ago

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I'm with you....I get plenty hard on coke. Last like a pro too.

[–]rudman 0 points1 point ago

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That's how I remember it the last 10 times it was posted.

[–]Brammelam 0 points1 point ago

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Jake and Jill went up the hill to fucking repost reddit shit please stop.

[–]thenishredditor 0 points1 point ago

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That dosent even rhyme

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
6 months dummystupid Jack and Jill here 392 1668
2 months pill_popping_god No fairytale ending with cocaine /r/funny 238 1186
1 day repost_king That's not the way that I remember it. /r/funny 143 975

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[–]save_le_trolls 0 points1 point ago

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, To lick Jill's fanny. But jack got a mouthful of cock, As Jill was a tranny! (my friend told me this)

[–]smittyline 0 points1 point ago

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Is it true that cocaine causes erectile dysfunction? All these times I heard about people having orgies while doing coke...

[–]ikkake 2 points3 points ago

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Ibuprofen restores function of the muscle that pumps blood to the penis after using most of the stimulants. The more you know.

[–]Darkheaven 1 point2 points ago

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Not everything effects everyone the same It is a possible side effect though

[–]patty_potato 0 points1 point ago

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Jack and jill went up a hill, so jack could see jills fanny, jack got a shock an eyeful of cock, Jill was a closet tranny (I didn't make it up it's a different jack and Jill post)

[–]Beximus -1 points0 points ago

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That's exactly how I remember all my CNS-stimulant dealings with girls. :( So much sex that could have been...

[–]nitro479 -1 points0 points ago

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, They each had a buck and a quarter. Jill came back with two and a half, They didn't go up for water.