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[–]CharlieBitMyDick 240 points241 points ago

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If you park like this, you're fucked.

[–]Oosterhuis 121 points122 points ago

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ADMIT YOU WENT TO THE FUTURE AND STOLE THIS LINE FROM ME

[–]GoldenGoat 51 points52 points ago

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Because time travel is necessary to come up with such a brilliant rejoinder.

[–]Short_stuff 83 points84 points ago

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In case anyone is wondering:

REJOINDER:

re·join·der/riˈjoindər/

Noun:

A reply, esp. a sharp or witty one.

A defendant's answer to the plaintiff's reply or replication.

Synonyms:

answer - reply - response - retort - replication - return

[–]frankie29 54 points55 points ago

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After reading this comment I immediately assumed that the username would be dictionary related. Sadly, I was wrong.

[–]darklooshkin 18 points19 points ago

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If it's not a novelty account, does it mean that the post is sincere? Things to ponder about, yes indeedy.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Something tells me they just forgot to switch usernames or something.

[–]Short_stuff 20 points21 points ago

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Yes...mmua..mmuahahahahahah I'm also /user/Dictionary_Definition

[–]i_wanted_to_say 7 points8 points ago

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sonuva...

[–]IronMike209 1 point2 points ago

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Well, fuck...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I guess I need to make the account /user/account_detective then. (If this is already an account it's not me.)

[–]torogadude 1 point2 points ago

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bet you feel cool now

[–]Papertowelman 0 points1 point ago

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::Phew:: Glad I'm not the only one

[–]woodstockatx 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks

[–]ThadiusCrane -2 points-1 points ago

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Glad you clarified

[–]Oosterhuis -4 points-3 points ago

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Who said it was brilliant? Do you just come up with imaginary arguments in your head and repond to them?

[–]Bitter_Idealist 0 points1 point ago

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Only after you heard me say it!!!

[–]TeacupPig 0 points1 point ago

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ADMIT YOU WENT FURTHER INTO THE FUTURE AND STOLE THIS FROM ME

[–]Juno_Malone 45 points46 points ago

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If you fuck like this, you're parked

[–]I_wwebsite 77 points78 points ago

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Hipster car parker was underground before the parking garage was built.

[–]Brimace 14 points15 points ago

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If you like this, you'll fuck parked

[–]Daveydut 8 points9 points ago

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Park if you like this, you're fuck

[–]Freakmancool 12 points13 points ago

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If you park this, you're like, Fuck !

[–]wesman212 6 points7 points ago

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Park dis if u fuk evry tme

[–]UnfoundHero 2 points3 points ago

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If fuck you, you're park like this!

[–]vanillaafro 3 points4 points ago

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not a park was given, fuck!

[–]FruitSalad4225 0 points1 point ago

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A Fierce Youthful Kiosk Rip Yuk

[–]sellyberry 2 points3 points ago

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Word for word. I love it when this happens. I also enjoy when I don't understand and the explanation is the top comment with links and when someone posts the original artists of photos and pictures.

[–]graveyarddancer 2 points3 points ago

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If you park like this, yourglllrllrlrlrblbrlblrbllrrlblrb-

[–]Nintendork64 4 points5 points ago

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Look at all the parks I give!

[–]I_CANT_SEE_MY_PENIS 0 points1 point ago

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I'd be surprised if Charlie bit my dick.

[–]tweedius 0 points1 point ago

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If I park like this, fuck me.

[–]spider0805 -3 points-2 points ago

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Came here to say this.

[–]Onsaud 1 point2 points ago

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Really? Tell us more.

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[–]Schwinehund 2 points3 points ago

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SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS FART TURD and TWAT!!

[–]StickmanAdmin 24 points25 points ago

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Is that a little girl in the trunk!?

[–]gekks 5 points6 points ago

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I see it too! A face in the back window. Now I hope this is a shop.

[–]SergeiKirov 2 points3 points ago

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It looks.. very creepy...

[–]random19 0 points1 point ago

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fuck you...

[–]muffions -1 points0 points ago

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I see a dog... either way, bitches...

[–]OrangeFu 76 points77 points ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquification

In geology, liquefaction refers to the process by which saturated, unconsolidated sediments are transformed into a substance that acts like a liquid.

Earthquakes can cause soil liquefaction where loosely packed, water-logged sediments come loose from the intense shaking of the earthquake.

[–]sje46 11 points12 points ago

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12th parent comment. Doesn't anyone on reddit have curiosity anymore?

[–]Unicorn_Tickles 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you! I was looking for some kind of explanation and you, sir/madam, delivered.

[–]HeilKaiba 1 point2 points ago

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Your quote from Wikipedia disagrees with you on the spelling. Liquefaction is correct.

[–]Prius 0 points1 point ago

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This would be scary as hell if you were taking a nap in your car.

[–]OrangeFu 0 points1 point ago

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The earthquake would wake you :P

[–]flad 0 points1 point ago

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I really doubt this was the cause. Can you see all that grey foamy stuff on the asphalt surrounding the hole? Or the sludge floating in the water? This car was parked on top of a restaurant's grease trap that caved in.

There wouldn't have to be an earth quake to make this a plausible explanation. If the vacuum truck operator who cleans the trap were to empty the small side first the pressure from the big side could cause the baffle to break weakening the structural integrity of the tank. Cars parking on top of one day in and day out can cause the structure to weaken also.

If you see a parking space with man hole covers, especially if that space is is striped over (marked as no parking) - don't park there...this could happen to you.

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 375 points376 points ago

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[–]faprawr[S] 122 points123 points ago

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It's you, what an honor.

[–]lobstertainment 29 points30 points ago

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[–]Mypenisblack 3 points4 points ago

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Relevant username?

[–]lobstertainment 3 points4 points ago

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Eh, I just love futurama :P

[–]or_me_bender 6 points7 points ago

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Hey, chumps and chumpettes.

[–]johkonut 12 points13 points ago

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Maybe after all this practice you will one day become Mediocre_Watercolour

[–]moogle516 8 points9 points ago

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You're getting better at getting shitty. bravo

[–]jsmith84 2 points3 points ago

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I feel like you must have a pretty big stack of these starting to pile up.

[–]Mikulicious 5 points6 points ago

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I love everything you water color! <3 Marry me! lol

[–]Angelus_the_Lone 5 points6 points ago

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You're like pure water colour prowess in fleshy form. Will you bear my children?

[–]darklooshkin 1 point2 points ago

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If you do not know whether the person you are saying this to is a woman or not, prepare for unforeseen consequences...

[–]RoyalCunt 1 point2 points ago

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It could be a bear, and Angelus could mean something different altogether

[–]vanillaafro 1 point2 points ago

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that so isn't shitty enough, it's a masterpiece

[–]Zuxicovp 1 point2 points ago

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NOT SHITTY ENOUGH! I can tell what it is!

[–]ByTheNineDivine 2 points3 points ago

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That's not shitty at all. You better get your act together.

[–]TheJoel2012 9 points10 points ago

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Look at this dick, he parks not only with his car over the line, but also UNDER the line.

[–]c4dconner 34 points35 points ago

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Yeah... you really need to learn how to park your submarine away from my car.

[–]Patius 18 points19 points ago

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And there are so few parking opprotunities for a submarine these days. I mean, you drive for 10 miles down the canal to the store, and you have to circle it like some kind of shark for half an hour just to find a parking spot open, and guess what?

It's the spot furthest from the entrance to the store.

[–]patronizingperv 6 points7 points ago

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Actually, now you can park two cars in the same space.

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 13 points14 points ago

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Time to theorize why someone chose to park there when there is solid ground on either side. Go!

[–]warshipaway 11 points12 points ago

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Maybe he's aquaman.

[–]innosins 5 points6 points ago

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I once parked in a culvert. Thought it was a space between two vans, and the spots being used were the playground spots anyway-an event at the grade school.

I was so careful to not hit either van. You just don't think to check for ground when you see something on either side of where you want to be.

[–]diastereomer 9 points10 points ago

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It's Alex Mack.

[–]buy_me_a_pony 2 points3 points ago

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Clearly his car is amphibious

[–]Eldias 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like they're parked next to a swamp or wetland, probably had that portion of the parking lot erode out from under their car while parked there.

Edit: Mud around the bottom of the frame and on the bricks makes me think the area may have experienced recent heavy rain or flooding, further supporting an erosion hypothesis.

[–]MrGogo 7 points8 points ago

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Looks like those soft toys on the back crying for help

[–]nimrod1109 1 point2 points ago

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Are those dogs?!

[–]crashout 2 points3 points ago

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The person that owns the van on the left really knows how to pick good parking spots.

[–]fazzah 2 points3 points ago

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It's not a van, the photo has some odd perspective. It's a 2nd gen Fiat Punto, a rather small car.

[–]crashout 3 points4 points ago

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Right, well... my comment still stands.

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 6 points7 points ago

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I love it when reddit post title memes become the set-up to the joke itself.

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 2 points3 points ago

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I love it when the same "If you park like this, you're fucked" comment is repeated throughout the thread.

[–]Belaires 1 point2 points ago

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I believe they call it post-modernism

[–]nintendodirtysanchez 1 point2 points ago

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Not what I was expecting

[–]youhavetobekiddingme 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like I'm having more trouble understanding this than I should be

[–]forScience4004 1 point2 points ago

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He was talking about the troll that parked right next to the ice to make it look safe...

[–]mtmuelle 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a dog in the back window!?!?!?!?!?? wtf

[–]ketchy_shuby 2 points3 points ago

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That's one funky Car Wash.

[–]epsilis 1 point2 points ago

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If you maintain your parking lot like this, fuck you.

[–]Dankherbal 0 points1 point ago

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I AM THE CAPITAN!!!

[–]labajada 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should let those dogs out.

[–]Morbidpea123 0 points1 point ago

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IM MELTIINNNGG!!!!!!

[–]Sniglet5000 0 points1 point ago

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I tend to park like that when I'm running late and need to clock in at work

[–]nimrod1109 0 points1 point ago

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Are those dogs in the back seat?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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At least the title isn't "Found this today at the store".

[–]Olliesful 0 points1 point ago

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I'm MELTING. MEELLTTTINNGGGGG OHH WHAT A WORLD.

[–]Peekee 0 points1 point ago

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What an asshole!

[–]juliam22 0 points1 point ago

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thats how i park

[–]BloodFlavor 0 points1 point ago

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If you look really closely.. You can see a Nokia there

[–]Igor_the_barbarian 0 points1 point ago

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Was expecting a boat.

[–]Takusan 0 points1 point ago

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You might say that the driver of that car...

...went off the deep end.

[–]WizardOfGanj 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like there's a little girl's face in the back window...

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[–]fofgrel 0 points1 point ago

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Over a sink hole, before it became a sink hole.

[–]AcidicSuperSam 0 points1 point ago

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I clicked on this expecting to be angry at something like this being posted again.

I was pleasantly surprised. You will live another day.

[–]CeramicChicken 0 points1 point ago

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Well shit, I gotta take drivers-ed soon.

THIS IS NOT GOOD REFERENCE.

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

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Well shit, I gotta 
take drivers-ed soon.   THIS IS 
NOT GOOD REFERENCE.

[–]matt01ss 0 points1 point ago

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In Russia, you get fucked!

[–]biggestballz 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try bro, but it's more like in soviet Russia parking spot parks you.

[–]Throwaway1Trillion 0 points1 point ago

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This and the George Foreman grill post each made me laugh out loud today.

[–]wr80 0 points1 point ago

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Valet go fetch me my car

[–]JPize 0 points1 point ago

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Best title ever.

[–]Reddit_account_3 0 points1 point ago

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i don't understand...the car is underwater...why are you raging? slow rage day?

[–]in_question 0 points1 point ago

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Hey man, if you can pull it off, go for it.

[–]jonny80 0 points1 point ago

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touch less car wash!

[–]Brashdoodle 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god, there's a baby in that car! He's gonna get all wet!

[–]sroloc 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try, pool of water.

[–]seanseanseansean 0 points1 point ago

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Unexpected, love it!

[–]Doctor_Clockwork 0 points1 point ago

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Looks as if someone tried to make a neutron bomb

[–]Dunge 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure he said "fuck me" when he came back

[–]darklooshkin 0 points1 point ago

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Too late, fucking in progress.

[–]ricodued 0 points1 point ago

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OLIVERRRRRRR!

[–]Alberioo 0 points1 point ago

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Where am I supposed to park my boat now?! What an asshole

[–]icescoop 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he's fucked much already

[–]FutonPhilanthropist 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me, or does the white object in the car (farthest right object) look like a person screaming?

[–]frownykid 0 points1 point ago

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How the fuck did this happen?

[–]Buck_Furious 0 points1 point ago

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If you parked this, you got fucked.

[–]TacticalStewie 0 points1 point ago

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GASP* Fish people!

[–]Anti-Giga-Redditor 0 points1 point ago

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Not his fault. Contain your anger.

[–]The_Freshington 0 points1 point ago

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What an ass..

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

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"Fucked you are, when parking like this parking you do."

Yoda. Parking Lot Wars III

[–]Skeeow 0 points1 point ago

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I read it as If you party like this, fuck you. I was under the impression someone had flooded the car as a joke.

[–]Trolll_here 0 points1 point ago

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congrats on the repost asshole

[–]tenpoundpen 0 points1 point ago

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My carjigger!

[–]ddfitz 0 points1 point ago

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That driver already got fucked once. :(

[–]kevster2717 0 points1 point ago

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LOL seriously guys, what's wrong? Is this one of those shit bricks pics where I'm supposed to find a black guy?

[–]prfssrlnghr 0 points1 point ago

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If you park like this, thank you, because otherwise I might think that would be an okay place to park.

[–]yang5 0 points1 point ago

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or better.."If you hole like this, fuck you".

[–]Souperlizard 0 points1 point ago

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More like "If you park like this, POOR you."

[–]vnsin 0 points1 point ago

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I think I see a girl and a dog in the trunk

[–]PretentiousPessimist 0 points1 point ago

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In the motherland pothole fucks you.

[–]80espiay 0 points1 point ago

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"If you park like this, you're fucked".

[–]random_hero90[!] 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST

[–]dtmax 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else see that Ju-on in the back window?

[–]dragonjensen 0 points1 point ago

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I can't really say anything about that. It's more their own fault. Have fun getting out of that!

[–]DanHall 0 points1 point ago

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You jelly of my aqua car bro ?

[–]Ryuuken1127 0 points1 point ago

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What asshole parks like this!?

[–]pdxchris 0 points1 point ago

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You mean, "If you park like this, you're fucked".

[–]w0lftaker 0 points1 point ago

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If i returned to my car to find this, my first response would be to find out who owned that parking lot, because they would be buying me a new car.

[–]lcynicl -1 points0 points ago

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If you park like this, you're fucked.

FTFY.

[–]DinoDuckROAR -1 points0 points ago

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If park like this, your fucking awesome.

[–]fxmercenary -4 points-3 points ago

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If you park like this, you're fucked

[–]russlar -3 points-2 points ago

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No, if you park like that, you are fucked.