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[–]Epicman 250 points251 points ago

I have had you tagged as this pretty much since you created your account, and you never disappoint.

[–]gr3enman 22 points23 points ago

Ha, I was just thinking "this belongs in r/trees", and now I know why it's here. Thank you.

[–]TheoQ99 15 points16 points ago

It was in /r/trees a few days ago.

[–]Beaver420 4 points5 points ago

and a few days before that

[–]enVicious 0 points1 point ago

And a few weeks before that

[–]hinduguru -3 points-2 points ago

Try /r/gifs

[–]pursuitoffappyness 7 points8 points ago

Thus it is written, echoed in the RES tags of all who read your comment.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]pursuitoffappyness -1 points0 points ago

Disappointingly, no, but do tell me more!

[–]lols 2 points3 points ago

Oh hey, thanks for making me realize that I should be downvoting.

[–]xCasualty 0 points1 point ago

Wat

[–]rapture_survivor -3 points-2 points ago

Just tagged as "Can't subreddit"

[–]LeonHRodriguez 49 points50 points ago

Shaq's a blazer? TIL

[–]slackermax 171 points172 points ago

No, he's a member of the lakers.

[–]berrics94 74 points75 points ago

You're 8 years late.

[–]slackermax 16 points17 points ago

So I am. Thank god I'm not in the break room at work. It would be like a grammar error here.

[–]chronicfapper 0 points1 point ago

haha, I know right? What sport are we talking about again?

[–]VoiceofBobRoss 0 points1 point ago

I just made you a member of the 69ers ;D

[–]illmatic707 0 points1 point ago

You don't watch much basketball, do you?

[–]BigDaddyFo -1 points0 points ago

Which is basically the same thing.

[–]jordanneff 7 points8 points ago*

I'd put my money on it that it's probably hookah (flavored tobacco). I saw a picture recently where shaq was smoking a hookah with a pineapple for a bowl lol.

edit: found it

[–]BoJangles00 0 points1 point ago

Lots of places use apples, oranges, pineapples and others as bowls :o

[–]taint_stain 0 points1 point ago

You're on! I wager infinity billion moneys.

[–]raging_asshole 4 points5 points ago

I bet he smokes quite a bit.

[–]tokeyoh 7 points8 points ago

Not just him, a shitload of NBA players, or professional athletes for that matter, smoke weed.

[–]TreesConfidential 13 points14 points ago

Everyone smokes weed.

FTFY

[–]phishroom 2 points3 points ago

Let's keep that confidential.

[–]TreesConfidential 3 points4 points ago

Excellent idea.

[–]r3volts 0 points1 point ago

But thats not confidential at all! This guys a phoney!

[–]phishroom 0 points1 point ago

We have no idea what you're talking about.

[–]Epicman 4 points5 points ago

Especially in the NBA though.

[–]Bernie_Roscoe 8 points9 points ago

This is subtle.

[–]SecularMantis 1 point2 points ago

IIRC Gerald Wallace has admitted to a magazine that a majority of NBA players smoke weed on occasion. Can't find a source though so take that with a grain of salt.

[–]chronicfapper 1 point2 points ago

As they should (if they so desire). The anti-drug vibe in America is puerile.

[–]myhairlookslikeshitt 7 points8 points ago

Why dont people make more gifs like this one?

[–]evilted 9 points10 points ago

....because we're trying to get some work done here!

[–]myhairlookslikeshitt 2 points3 points ago

and why would you want to do that

[–]gosuprobe 1 point2 points ago

too busy with cats, try again later

[–]EndOnAnyRoll 43 points44 points ago

NOT VERY WTF.

/r/trees or /r/woahdude

before wtf at least.

[–]The_Negrodamus 5 points6 points ago

Hence my post from 2 days ago

[–]CurrrBell 1 point2 points ago

The Negrodamus?!

[–]taint_stain -2 points-1 points ago

Because this is something Nostradamus often did... only Shaq is a negro.

[–]GeorgeWalkerKush 4 points5 points ago

This comment does not belong in r/wtf. Take it to r/analretentive.

[–]EndOnAnyRoll -2 points-1 points ago

A sphincter says what?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

It seems pretty WTF to me. At least more so that fucking screencaps.

[–]pinkmatador 6 points7 points ago

TIL shaq likes flava flav's sloppy seconds.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

Id still take hoops, even after shaq's stretched her out

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Izn't it Hoopz? With a Z becauze only uncool people uze S'z

[–]Supraz 1 point2 points ago

It take a lot to get me to login to upvote a comment, but I couldn't agree more!

[–]Wings_Of_Karma 2 points3 points ago

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BOOOIIIII

[–]phllyiggles 1 point2 points ago

took me until about the 30th time to realize that his girlfriend just explodes.

[–]Jack-_Meoff 1 point2 points ago

I guess you could say this was blowing smoke.

[–]itsbigboss 1 point2 points ago

its raining cheese burgers!

[–]DirtyBojanglez 1 point2 points ago

This nigga just reminded me of the worst movie I saw as a child. I remember being 7 or something like that and being like, "What the fuck is going on in this movie?"

[–]erdog22 1 point2 points ago

ITS A REPOST! GET HIM!

[–]irrelevantandobvious 1 point2 points ago

staring at the sun is bad for your eyes

[–]complicationsRx 1 point2 points ago

This was made by my friend while we worked at tauntr...6 months before it actually catches on haha

Original post

[–]theC4K3is4lie 2 points3 points ago

original? context?

[–]om3n 8 points9 points ago

Here

[–]Herpy_Derpy_Man 1 point2 points ago

Here and here

[–]JUST_LOGGED_IN 2 points3 points ago*

Explantion of how it could be fake

Step one: Have person pretend to blow smoke into your ear.

Step Two: Exhale you the hit you just took before the camera started rolling.

[–]GAMEchief 37 points38 points ago

You mean... this didn't really happen? o.o

[–]killzy707 19 points20 points ago

From the video on youtube in the comments:

It's obvious how it's done, he had a minor operation to remove part of the inside of his skull and remove part of the brain so the smoke could travel down a small tube implanted inside his head therefore making the trick possible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdivicb-nSg

[–]AlMerr 2 points3 points ago

it makes sense they must have removed the part that controls free throw shooting.

[–]llandar 4 points5 points ago

I can't decide if I should shame your naïveté or applaud your dedication to your character.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Or tubes in your eardrums.

[–]Boss_Taurus 0 points1 point ago

He's one with the universe!

[–]what_it_is 0 points1 point ago

That gif just kept getting better and better.

[–]DOG-ZILLA 0 points1 point ago

whatthefuckdidijustwatch.jpg

[–]TheGreatDan[!] 0 points1 point ago

This is more interesting than his movies ever were!

[–]brokehopefulartist 0 points1 point ago

HOLLY SHIT!!!! i was listening to some dubstep while watching this and his face went all crazy right when the drop hit

[–]bnosredna2 0 points1 point ago

shaq is the most entertaining man to follow on twitter. never disappoints.

[–]getfree623 0 points1 point ago

That was Shaquille O'neal, right? I love Shaquille O'neal.

[–]Chriso380 0 points1 point ago

He's evolving?

[–]guns_of_navarone 0 points1 point ago

No one touches the Shaqtus.

[–]OedipaMass 0 points1 point ago

shaq-fu

[–]dsk623 0 points1 point ago

aaahhhh what!!!

[–]patty_potato 0 points1 point ago

His face is going, OOOOOH MA GAAD

[–]Jace_09 0 points1 point ago

I thought it said Kazaa for a second. Took me back man.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is that fucking Shaq, or am I just a racist?

[–]Blahblag12321 0 points1 point ago

I see shaq is experimenting with dmt.

[–]The_Booshnaw -3 points-2 points ago

He's green egg and hammin it.

[–]bigred69 -1 points0 points ago

shaqs gotcha back, mhmmmmmm

[–]iakhre -1 points0 points ago

I feel like every gif from 4gifs shows up on reddit

[–]damuumad -1 points0 points ago

i ain't gonna hate. wtf its so cool is prob what he meant

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

THIS IS HOOKAH. just so no one gets the right idea.

[–]wdejr -3 points-2 points ago

I like the genie move reference. Upvote

[–]domkirkpatrick -5 points-4 points ago

Somebody please reverse this...

[–]zopiac 3 points4 points ago

It's not hard

Result

[–]taint_stain 0 points1 point ago

How are we supposed to remember the address?

[–]Nickhap -2 points-1 points ago

repost.

[–]MrRedTRex -5 points-4 points ago

Hoops!

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[–]AladdinP 5 points6 points ago

Oh shit, you mean that Shaq's eyes didn't pop out of his head and transform his girlfriend into the Milky Way? Thanks for clearing that up, chief.

[–]SammyKazaam -1 points0 points ago

Yes?

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