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[–]Coffeebiscuit 151 points152 points ago

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He lives in "Bikini Bottom"... it makes sense.

[–]hansford1 112 points113 points ago

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Located in the Red Sea

[–]Entropy72 37 points38 points ago

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I actually cringed as I upvoted this.

[–]Icweinerx2 2 points3 points ago

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In the Hot Brines trench.

[–]sideous 55 points56 points ago

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And he works at the "Krusty Krab" next to the "Chum Bucket"

[–]Iloldalot 9 points10 points ago

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eeeeessshhhh

[–]midri 31 points32 points ago

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[–]NickTheHalfling 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Colin5789 64 points65 points ago

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After he was used : http://imgur.com/Fbb6M&ZJ2Rl

[–]katuni08 11 points12 points ago

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Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew... very clever, though -upvote-

[–]Colin5789 3 points4 points ago

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Call me weird but it was the first thing I thought of after seeing the pic.

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

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Why did I click that?

[–]Sofa_King_We_Todd_it 62 points63 points ago

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Ohhh who lives in a vagina thats about to bleed spongebob squarepants

[–]EmperorPoo 74 points75 points ago

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Absorbant and yellow and porous is he! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS (hrm, didn't need to be changed...)

[–]YNot1989 46 points47 points ago

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If menstrual nonsense be something you wish...

[–]optomundo 56 points57 points ago

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Then plop that bitch in, it'll smell like a fish!

[–]LieutenantKumar 18 points19 points ago

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did reddit just pull a 4chan?

[–]dafunkmasta 27 points28 points ago

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did reddit just pull a 4 chan, did reddit just pull a 4 chan, did reddit just pull a 4 chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[–]UNionized 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for making me audibly laugh!

[–]CosmicBard 1 point2 points ago

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Best comment of the day.

[–]girrrrrrr2 0 points1 point ago

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RLWP

[–]dog_in_the_vent 0 points1 point ago

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I was gonna go with Spongebob Tampax.

[–]uRprobablyagay 21 points22 points ago

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No wonder he hasn't been returning my phone calls. Stuck up cunt.

[–]FiredogNZ 1 point2 points ago

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You win buddy, you win.

[–]KinoftheFlames 4 points5 points ago

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ARE YOU READY KIDS?!

[–]tehOJ 8 points9 points ago

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Educational too! Red and yellow make orange!

[–]justanothercommenter 7 points8 points ago

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Orange you glad you chose Tampax?

/madmen

[–]BonTonVon 13 points14 points ago

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Who lives in a Ginapple right where I pee? Spongepon Tampants! Absorbant and yellow though red he will be Spongepon Tampants! His twatical nonsense be smellin' like fish Spongepon Tampants! So drop down your pants and he'll keep you fresh!

[–]acciobrainyspecs 0 points1 point ago

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Well, now i know what I'll be referring to my vagina as for the next month.

[–]Nomnomnomitron 6 points7 points ago

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Well at least they chose a mascot that's experienced with red tides.

[–]djstangl 19 points20 points ago

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Something's fishy about this.

[–]Tedsville 5 points6 points ago

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Please tell me this is a thing...

[–]ben15 2 points3 points ago

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Pedobear approved.

[–]OmniDingle 2 points3 points ago

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vagina of a pre-teen?

[–]RFswitchBlade 2 points3 points ago

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I actually forgot the title by the time I read that.

[–]seeashbashrun 2 points3 points ago

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I will not pay money to have Sponge Bob rape me for 8 hours at a time

[–]quintessadragon 2 points3 points ago

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From now on I'm referring to vaginae as "pineapples under the sea"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ToastmahGhost 2 points3 points ago

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please be fake. please be fake. please be fake.

[–]Labubs 1 point2 points ago

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It concerns me I had to scroll this far to see this.

[–]ApolloHimself 2 points3 points ago

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Ooohh who lives in a vagina 'n' watches you peeee? Spongebob Tampax!

[–]nott52 8 points9 points ago

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Feel like this might be better for r/WTF

[–]gm87 2 points3 points ago

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IIRC, it was at one point. That's where I saw it last and the explanation that it's a shopped.

EDIT: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/pdkc2/spongebob_tampax_is_it_just_me_or_is_that_so_weird/

[–]tiradium[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Seems legit, was only produced in limited quantities in Spain

http://bitsandpieces.us/2012/02/01/sponge-bob-tampons/

[–]bling_bling2000 1 point2 points ago

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"Wow, nice one spongebob!" - The Pedo Bear.

[–]eigenvector 1 point2 points ago

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WAT

[–]Atnevon 1 point2 points ago

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Scary, she looks a lot like Ashlynn Brooke

To lazy to look????

[–]cocainedoesme 1 point2 points ago

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No. No. No. This is a lie.

[–]RiNgO70 1 point2 points ago

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Ohh who lives in a vagina under 15, Spongebob Tampax!

[–]McBitchin 1 point2 points ago

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Spongebob lives in a clam?

[–]plasticCashew 1 point2 points ago

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SPONGEBOB TAM-PAX!

[–]robobot 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd

[–]Burnseasons 0 points1 point ago

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Oooooo who lives in a tampon in the kitty?

[–]anti_song_sloth 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure Spongebob had very different ideas as to the future of his career as an absorbent sponge...

[–]BiohazardBunny 0 points1 point ago

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Somewhere out there, the guy who proposed this idea is pulling down his sunglasses and breathing the phrase: "Oh God... Why....?"

[–]Rooney025 0 points1 point ago

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Ooohhh who lives in the vagina under the panties, SPONGE BOB TAMPON! He's absorbent and yellow and smells like a fish!

[–]Nathineil 0 points1 point ago

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holy crap.... the girl in this picture looks exactly like my little sister....

[–]staunchly 0 points1 point ago

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My vagina just sealed shut.

[–]IHateNicolasCage 0 points1 point ago

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[–]J_of_K 0 points1 point ago

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Aaaaand... that's enough internet for tonight.

[–]Smiley15 0 points1 point ago

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More like oooooo who lives in the pineapple up in the....

[–]wolfshadow3001 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else start to sing the song in their head and have it stop the second the picture came up?

[–]DustyFloor 0 points1 point ago

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It likes crabby patties..

[–]lily83 0 points1 point ago

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well, sponges are very absorbent.

[–]FarReachingSignal 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed far more then I should have..

[–]Flaydogg -1 points0 points ago

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No way, is this real? If so, I am soooo going to go buy some!!!

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[–]TrollingThunder 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Pinyaka 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Candylandsings -2 points-1 points ago

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Who lives in a vagina above panties? SpongeBob SquarePants! Who glides in and out of you with effortless ease? SpongeBob SquarePants! Who'll absorb your blood and not let it leak through? SpongeBob SquarePants! He'll keep you fresh and clean and new! SpongeBob SquarePants!

[–]Mighty_Hare -3 points-2 points ago

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... vagina covered in pee...?

[–]V1bration -3 points-2 points ago

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Who lives in a vagina like you and me? (Don't fret, I'm a dude) SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Absorbent and soft, the tampon sure is! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

If bleeding from pussies be something you wish. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Then bleed from it now and be a dumb bitch!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Spongebooooooooob Squarepants! Lolololololololololol!