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[–]sneg 35 points36 points ago

[–]Ssirius 39 points40 points ago

Oh Buddy you rascal, stop raping my daughter hahahahaha!

Rape, its fun for the whole family!

[–]RandomJedi 0 points1 point ago

That needs to be on a shirt or maybe a mug.

[–]justanothercommenter 23 points24 points ago

Proof she never said no, or stop. Not a rape.

[–]bucklesnap 15 points16 points ago

wtf...i don't think she even knew what was going on. or maybe she was used to it. the people around her were like "buddyyyy!! yaaaayy!!! you cute childsexing dog, you!"

[–]justanothercommenter 8 points9 points ago

Bow wow means no. She never said bow wow.

[–]Waffles81 -5 points-4 points ago

You're that guy that believes Obama is a "closet-muslim" no?

lol.

But seriously, how are ya?

: /

[–]loose-dendrite 0 points1 point ago

Absence of a negative isn't a positive when determining the rapefulness of an act.

My apologies if this is just humor. I've been down the rabbit hole and can't tell anymore :(

[–]edsq 1 point2 points ago

It's humor. You might want to get out of that rabbit hole, it doesn't sound good for ya'.

[–]justanothercommenter 3 points4 points ago

No silence is also no?

Hello, this is dog. And that's bullshit. Bitch never said no.

[–]loose-dendrite 1 point2 points ago

Your statement all by itself is that fucking an unconscious girl is not rape. You probably don't actually believe this, which is why I figure you're probably being at least a little bit facetious.

No silence is also no?

Of course you can append negatives to fuck up a statement. I'm just saying that a person can offer yes, no, and nothing at all and consent only exists for yes. I didn't use those words because consent doesn't have to be explicit - hence positive and negative.

[–]justanothercommenter 1 point2 points ago

Hello. This is dog. Bitch wasn't unconscious. And never said no. I didn't rape that bitch. She was laughing the whole time.

[–]Stall0ne 5 points6 points ago

They never laugh it off when I do that..

[–]hellord1203 1 point2 points ago

Wow. It was so hard, she had a hard time standing up afterwards.

[–]freddc 134 points135 points ago

[–]timewarne404 41 points42 points ago

The face fuck. Classic

[–]irishdef 2 points3 points ago

Extremely classic

[–]Ayatrolla 9 points10 points ago

Reminded me of the Nigga Flip (NSFW).

[–]Jonathan_Turnbuckle 2 points3 points ago

The music makes it.

[–]dipittydoop 0 points1 point ago

I miss ytmnd, that site used to be the best!

[–]CodeOfKonami 93 points94 points ago

He's an opportunist.

[–]I_wwebsite 86 points87 points ago

Cameraman is all over that with the power zoom too.

[–]Sniper_Catfish 65 points66 points ago

That is absolutely the funniest part of this clip. Nobody thought, "We should probably get that dog off her," instead, "Let's never forget this!"

[–]eXXaXion 43 points44 points ago

If you look closer, she actually seems to like it. She neither does try to get the dog off herself at all.

[–]Knubinator 31 points32 points ago*

And the fact that the dog went after it so fast...must be a relationship there.

[–]anonymous123421 20 points21 points ago

It was immediate. Gotta love zero hesitation

[–]shematic 4 points5 points ago

Well, in her defense, by that point she was a quadriplegic.

[–]maxxspeed 16 points17 points ago*

I'm pretty sure she is laughing and somewhat helpless.

Edit: yes, just watch the fucking video with audio below. Why do people even make gifs let alone post them?

Edit 2: It is funny! LOL

=;]

[–]bitch_im_a_lion[!] 9 points10 points ago

Because more people click imgur links than video links because it's quicker. There's not much logic in it, but that's the reason.

[–]maxxspeed 0 points1 point ago

But they usually aren't quicker. And there is no audio or context.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion[!] 2 points3 points ago

Like I said, it doesn't make sense, but that's the reason.

[–]detroitluv 0 points1 point ago

Reddit Enhancement Suite shows imgur images and gifs on the front page never ending Reddit without having to open the individual threads.

[–]Phreakhead 0 points1 point ago

[–]taylorfest2012 0 points1 point ago

this is hilarious thinks of witty comment shit, someone said it already

[–]IamA_Big_Fat_Phony 0 points1 point ago

It's liek farting in a jar of buterflies. Am I rite?

[–]throwaway235711 2 points3 points ago

What do you mean "nobody thought"? The dad clearly goes to get the dog off her as soon as it starts.

[–]bbdesigncof 7 points8 points ago

Sure when the dog does it it's hilarious... When I do it, I go to jail. What a fucked up world we live in.

[–]daft_murse 2 points3 points ago

I don't know. That dogs intentions were clear even before she bailed.

[–]JTAC_Sean 2 points3 points ago

You have to seize opportunity when it presents itself.

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[–]mod101 1 point2 points ago

Though this has nothing to do with the dog, funny enough if a minor signed the contract it would be voided and you could still be prosecuted.

[–]EAT_SANDWISH -3 points-2 points ago

Came here for this one

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 65 points66 points ago

[–]deityofanime 2 points3 points ago

So like us.

[–]carstenhpr 0 points1 point ago

Over your dead body huh? Lucky me.

[–]justanothercommenter -4 points-3 points ago

This was the Dogglich Maneuver. She was clearly choking on something.

[–]iBuzzKill 21 points22 points ago

"now's my chance!"

[–]juxi 49 points50 points ago

She didn't put up much of a fight. I think she was into it.

Sounds like something a rapist would say.

[–]lmpervious 9 points10 points ago

Who are you even quoting?

[–]a_unique_username 7 points8 points ago

-A.Lincoln.

[–]FOR_SClENCE 14 points15 points ago

Ten bucks says this ends up on SRS.

[–]justanothercommenter 4 points5 points ago

Bow wow means bow wow.

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[–]imeanthat 7 points8 points ago

Oh honey...

[–]Real2100 32 points33 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]De_Angelo 1 point2 points ago

At first I did too, until I watched the YouTube video and saw that it was a pre-teen girl. Then, I just had a boner. Is that weird?

[–]Real2100 0 points1 point ago

Human+animal sex is weird. Underage human+animal sex = even weirder. Congrats, you have the weirdest boner of us 2 :)

[–]youdownwithopp 7 points8 points ago

dogs always seem to get crazy horny when you are sledding. When I would go sledding as a kid my dog would always do that.

[–]deityofanime -1 points0 points ago

I'm impressed with how you always go out sledding without a sleigh.

[–]Controlled01 4 points5 points ago

thats how I gettim too

[–]VWEEEEDUB 3 points4 points ago

We call that tech support where I come from.

[–]SheaF91 4 points5 points ago

Dog's been trained.

[–]Iamsqueegee 5 points6 points ago

I guess you could say...

<sunglasses>

She screwed the pooch on that one.

[–]Zeleres 2 points3 points ago

Played backward, this is a story about a girl who gets raped by a dog and then glides to the top of a hill

[–]mrmarmaman 2 points3 points ago

How come when a dog does it, it's cute, but when I do it, I get arrested?

[–]lisabadcat 4 points5 points ago

As if any of us reading this thread wouldn't do the exact same thing.

[–]McDownvoteYou 15 points16 points ago

repost after repost....................................DOWNVOTE FOR YOU

[–]uhohatari 16 points17 points ago

shit, you're right. if anyone took a moment to check out the posters page you'd find out they're a karma whore.

[–]numberq4547 3 points4 points ago

Holy shit! 22 links in one hour, most if not all of which were reposts.

[–]acityinflorida 1 point2 points ago

I make the same face when I get laid.

[–]Arcon1337 1 point2 points ago

This is how furries are born.

[–]-the-magician- 1 point2 points ago

Finally both my pedophilia and bestiality interests are satisfied in one place!.... today was a good day

[–]SonsofWorvan 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of my uncle's lab who would always try to screw my stepbrother by jumping on him until he fell down then going at it. Hysterical, but long before the era of digital cameras to capture laughs easily.

[–]Bonelessflea 1 point2 points ago

She didn't even TRY to stop it.

[–]airdry 1 point2 points ago

Seen a lot of guys try this move on the dance floor at the end of the night.

[–]QuantoQuandoQuatro 1 point2 points ago

I have 2 female dogs that do this any time someone gets incredibly happy or excited.
It's quite annoying when I'm watching sports and cheering and suddenly my FEMALE dog is trying to hump me.
:-\

[–]magicalsealion 1 point2 points ago

It sure rescued her, from her virginity

I stole that from the movie Aliens if anyone wondered

[–]theseus82 1 point2 points ago

this is why people must look in "new" instead of "hot". upvotes must be dispensed. bravo sir.

[–]Bishopkilljoy 1 point2 points ago

DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX

[–]Goranora 1 point2 points ago

Let's face it, we would have done the same thing.

[–]RapeThemAll 4 points5 points ago

Doesn't matter; had sex

[–]Kenny_Blankenship 4 points5 points ago

This calls for an MXC Impact Replay

You can see that chick totally high on all the cocaine. She gets so high and starts wanting it doggy style with some dog on man hotness action.

[–]DevmasterJ 4 points5 points ago

Wait for it... wait for it.... PENETRATE!

[–]Megawatts19 3 points4 points ago

She wasn't moving. I think she wanted it.

[–]Domhnall7 1 point2 points ago

i would consider that a compliment.

[–]TigerWylde 1 point2 points ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]boobsalad 1 point2 points ago

I'd call that a compliment after injury

[–]c4dconner 0 points1 point ago

How cute a dog.

[–]KnotClever 3 points4 points ago

I thought reddit banned Pedo stuff?

[–]strothgar 10 points11 points ago

That dog is at least 21...

[–]justanothercommenter -3 points-2 points ago

Nah ... they just sprinkle it around now so it's not all in one easily linkable place by the media.

[–]rabbitlion 0 points1 point ago

What insult? That's a compliment!

[–]djlucario99 0 points1 point ago

Surprise!

[–]Vanderloulou 0 points1 point ago

rockbottom? no! keep diggin'!

[–]Valendr0s 0 points1 point ago*

All I is ball... and good.... and RAPE....

and Rape...

[–]srtor 0 points1 point ago

"Ok! Lemme cheer you up with this!!"

[–]lesonj 0 points1 point ago

"I was just making sure she's okay!"

[–]xDaedalusx 0 points1 point ago

I feel captions are needed in this.

[–]idma 0 points1 point ago

i have no idea why dogs do this whenever somebody is rapidly approaching

[–]chimmi 0 points1 point ago

"My human fell down!!.... This will help!!"

[–]DinoDuckROAR 0 points1 point ago

Well that's embarrassing.

[–]PartisanDrinkTank 0 points1 point ago

Rule 34?

[–]toxicxgaming 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter had sex.

[–]MattyHavok63 0 points1 point ago

always pick your spots

[–]heytheredelilahTOR 0 points1 point ago

AAAAAAAaaahhhahahhahahaha! That totally looks like my dog!

[–]penguiturtle 0 points1 point ago

Who is this? Full video?

[–]mk274523 0 points1 point ago

She didn't even try to stop that dog, she took it like a champ.

[–]laksjdflksjf 0 points1 point ago

uh, dog rape is a serious crime. please don't make light of it.

[–]theseus82 0 points1 point ago

Oh, one can easily imagine what 4chan would have to say about this.

[–]Misturkitti 0 points1 point ago

That's kinda hot.

[–]imak3d3dp3pl 0 points1 point ago

FENTON!!!! OH JESUS CHRIST...... FENTON!!!!!!!

[–]Skxsis 0 points1 point ago

Ski Free just got rapey.

[–]tylerdurden77 0 points1 point ago

damn sadist dog

[–]PerfectNemesis 0 points1 point ago

stop it!! please don't!!! stop it!! please don't!stop it!! please don't!!! stop it!! please don't!stop it!! please don't!!! stop it!! please don't!

[–]StoveJam 0 points1 point ago

I vote she was asking for it...

[–]aasianeskimo 0 points1 point ago

Seems more like a compliment rather then an insult.

[–]Veeets 0 points1 point ago

he was just trying to make her feel better...

[–]megusta228 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter had sex.

[–]Duckytime 0 points1 point ago

Commenting so I can find this later

[–]taughtbytragedy 0 points1 point ago

doesn't matter. had sex

[–]wolfgangjt 0 points1 point ago

She liked it. She didn't fight back so obviously she liked it.

[–]drinkUnderthetable 0 points1 point ago

Well..she's fucked

[–]Themex 0 points1 point ago

Aww that dog's saving its owne....well then.

[–]Backawayfromthecar 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of halo 2 :)

[–]hardlyaware 0 points1 point ago

C'mon, that dog was totally trying to save her, didn't you see the grappling hook?

[–]kernel-sanders 0 points1 point ago

Bro I don't think that was a grappling hook.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

re-re-re-re-repost

[–]CFritZ -1 points0 points ago

The dog has been waiting a long time for that perfect moment.

[–]Always_One_Upped -1 points0 points ago

Please someone shoop a pedobear head on that dog.

[–]hedeman -1 points0 points ago

When oppurtunity knocks...

[–]nordpol -1 points0 points ago

hello?

yes this is rape dog

[–]Dusty_FC3S 0 points1 point ago

I laughed pretty hard at this

[–]Getredy2die43214 -2 points-1 points ago

Its not rape u liked it

[–]Peekee -3 points-2 points ago

or just twilight.