That's not the way that I remember it.

Dapwell · 7 months

You stay true to your username, OP.

Patorama · 7 months

Jack could still go down on Jill. Cocaine just makes you a selfish lover.

AffableJack · 7 months

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

to smoke some marijuana,

Jack got high,

pulled down his fly,

and asked Jill if she wanna.

Jill said yes,

pulled up her dress,

and had a little fun,

but stupid Jill forgot the pill,

and now they have a son.

RedTheDopeKing · 7 months

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To do Heroin

They both got addicted and it was very sad for everyone involved

LimpPopsicle · 7 months

Ya last time I did coke I had no problem keeping it up. Getting off, on the other hand, was not as easy.

selkie_3 · 7 months

Not that Jack & Jill had a particularly fairy tale ending to begin with. I mean, come on. The guy cracked his skull open and probably fell into a coma or died because all they had to fix him was vinegar and brown paper. I mean, what kind of medical treatment is that??

Leiby02 · 7 months

Jack and Jill went up the hill

cause Jack wanted to lick Jill's fanny

Jack got a shock

and a mouth full of cock

cause Jill's a pre-op tranny.

potted · 7 months

So, crown means penis?

abourne · 7 months

Jack and Jill went up the hill

each with a buck and quarter

Jill came down with $2.50

That fuckin' whore!

Quote from A.D. Clay

Se7en_Sinner · 7 months

Aren't they brother and sister? I guess they were just wrestling.

CountMalachi · 7 months

Nobody digs a well at the top of a hill. Jack was murdered.

Tannz0rz · 7 months

Jack and Jill went up a hill, both with a buck and a quarter

Jill came down with two-fifty

That fuckin' whore

Haplo15 · 7 months

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf Jack got high and pulled down his fly and Jill said where's the beef?

SimilarImage · 7 months

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6 months	dummystupid	Jack and Jill	/r/WTF	392	1668
2 months	pill_popping_god	No fairytale ending with cocaine	here	238	1186
1 month	rhetoricomposition	It happens to us all, Jack	/r/WTF	33	406

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PaddyWhacked · 7 months

These were anti drug campaigns in the pub toilets here in Ireland a few years back. I still see the occasional one. There was a series of these. Epic pisstime reading.

Whenthenighthascome · 7 months

Oh has anyone seen Shame with Michael Fassbender? Is that why he does coke?

ExtraDip · 7 months

I think you experience every type of fairy tell ending on cocaine.

Sariel007 · 7 months

Jack and Jill went up the hill with a buck and quarter each.

Jill came down with two fifty.

jonnyrotten7 · 7 months

And that's why you always bring Viagra with you, wherever you go:)

webrunner42 · 7 months

Really this is a better ending then the "they both fall down the hill and possibly die, assuming lack of immediate medical attention" ending.

DoctorMic · 7 months

TIL there are at least 5 dirty versions of Jack and Jill

Chailis · 7 months

So does this mean Cinderella sucked off the prince when he gave her her shoe back?

Crapaholic · 7 months

It is now

lil_literalist · 7 months

So apparently, fairytale endings now include sexual intercourse.

Account_For_Thought · 7 months

Too much blow...

DrDebG · 7 months

You can't remember jack?

You can't remember Jack?

You can't remember, Jack?

Fox_Mulderp · 7 months

funny, that's actually exactly the way i remember it haha

bigcountry5064 · 7 months

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in tha ass
'cause she couldn't make him cum.

Thank you 2 Live Crew, for preparing me for this moment.

DoubleSpinalTap · 7 months

What? This is the one I was told as a child?

AcousticWalrus · 7 months

Username explains it

rberg89 · 7 months

thats not how that works ;)

CharlieTango · 7 months

so hilariously accurate.

EkriirkE · 7 months

That is how I remember it... :-/

TiePilot · 7 months

When that happens we used compare it to "Stuffing an oyster in a parking meter"... Cocaine is a malevolent drug...

okadery · 7 months

Pffft...like I need cocaine to not maintain a boner.

Nefai · 7 months

Of course it's a fairy tale. She's still sitting beside him, not banging the UPS guy.

psiphre · 7 months

OH GOD THERE IS NO RHYME OR METER ARGHFLAGRGAACHGLEB

Lenity · 7 months

I'd say that's accurate

Vanetia · 7 months

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear

Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair

So he changed his name to Ed Asner.

Thank you.

Viva_Humanarchy · 7 months

Not how I remember cocaine either :P

lisabadcat · 7 months

/r/fairytalecokedicks

antaryon · 7 months

Too much blow and the cock won't grow AKA coke dick

Squidicidal · 7 months

I read this expecting it to rhyme. I left disappointed.

RahvinDragand · 7 months

For some reason, I always thought Jack and Jill were brother and sister. So maybe it's a good thing Jack couldn't perform.

123diakos · 7 months

Just add viagra doofus

[deleted] · 7 months

Jack and Jill are red so are my balls

i don't remember where I was going with this but you are a whore

Phexx · 7 months

Cocaine renders you impotent? Serious?

sydneygamer · 7 months

reads small orange text

That's a strange moral of the story.

asnof · 7 months

The fairytale ending to doing coke is that you never run out......

saeniti · 7 months

Still a better love story than Twilight...

Highwind4 · 7 months

Why is there no rhythm!? I want some rhythm! WHY. IS. THERE. NO. RHYTHM!!!

tiyx · 7 months

I could always get a boner on coke, now alcohol is another thing.

keoaries · 7 months

Jack and Jill went up the hill

Each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down with two fifty...

what a whore.

Raymondo92 · 7 months

How about this one: Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a roll of cheese Jack came down with a beeming smile And his trousers round his knees

Kayla_579 · 7 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qaek0/

Iloldalot · 7 months

man, these anti-drug companies are REALLY getting weird with these ads

Harleynator · 7 months

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To smoke some marijuana

Jack got high, dropped his fly, and said "do you wanna"

Jill said yes and dropped her dress, then thy had some fun

But stupid Jill forgot her pill, so then they had a son!

okaygecko · 7 months

Jack, AKA Trent Reznor.

AutumnEmber · 7 months

It would be funnier if it rhymed

wishiwascleverer · 7 months

the original ending sucks too tho

TheMemoman · 7 months

I am Jack's floppy dick.

cloud4197 · 7 months

Viagra. Chump.

nodoubtallstar · 7 months

Aren't they siblings? Isn't that a completely different issue that needs to be addressed here?

200balloons · 7 months

he's getting some shitty coke, then

bigtreeworld · 7 months

Wait, Jack and Jill is a fairy tale?

TrollingThunder · 7 months

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nmd0119 · 7 months

repost president more like

dudeman1996 · 7 months

Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a bit of fun Silly Jill forgot her pill And now they have a son

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