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[–]Immynimmy 97 points98 points ago

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"My point is, a penis, when seen, in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman, but in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie."

-Michael Scott

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[–]Flyentologist 1 point2 points ago

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I remember that story. His weird stoner roommate or something no homo tickled him in the bathroom and got piss all over each other.

[–]Zeroman64 6 points7 points ago

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The big question is which came first, the reply or the delete.

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[–]ericleeparker -2 points-1 points ago

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Korny 2012

[–]Code347 9 points10 points ago

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One guy masturbates openly and curses on a busy intersection in San Diego, and an entire movement shuts down. LOL

Dehydrated and exhausted indeed. When I am exhausted I generally don't have the energy to run and masturbate all over.

[–]mteezy 4 points5 points ago

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He really is a little prick

[–]RichardCupidIV 5 points6 points ago

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Waiting for someone to complain that it wasn't marked NSFW. There's always one.

[–]sports2012 6 points7 points ago

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Why wasn't this marked NSFW?

[–]Secret_Jesus 3 points4 points ago

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It was actually just a little over one second

[–]leet_hacksaw 3 points4 points ago

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It only relates to Kony if you watch it twice... Otherwise you don't get the context.

[–]PerogiXW 21 points22 points ago

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[–]Rubberchicken13 5 points6 points ago

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For me, it also took ten seconds to load.

[–]fucksmith 2 points3 points ago

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1.24 seconds to be exact.

[–]is_it_a_penis 31 points32 points ago

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[–]SpaceUnicorn 20 points21 points ago*

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[–]bedrutton 9 points10 points ago

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Took a surprisingly long time for that to be posted.

[–]DOWNVOTEDBITCH 24 points25 points ago

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No.

It's a finger.

[–]MentalProblems 9 points10 points ago

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I give you, your first novelty account upvote. You could be great, never give up on your dream

[–]cynicaloctopus 1 point2 points ago

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Redditor for 0 days

ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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22 comment karma

Good start I suppose.

[–]lookoutitscaleb 13 points14 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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/r/conspiracy or /r/conspiracykeanu will love this.

Ninja edit: Second one doesn't exist surprisingly.

[–]ExtraDip 5 points6 points ago

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He was just dehydrated. All people act crazy when they are dehydrated.

[–]Kruse 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Khiraji 3 points4 points ago

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Holy shit, this exists.

[–]KyleChief 5 points6 points ago

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I find this very difficult to masturbate to.

[–]hajlajf 6 points7 points ago

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Well, he doesn't.

[–]TheifsTheme 5 points6 points ago

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Done.

[–]Darc_vexiS -1 points0 points ago

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[–]boostedit 1 point2 points ago

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Usually scan reddit without signing in ... had to sign in to upvote this. LOL!

[–]ewfea 1 point2 points ago

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DADDY LOOK AT MY TING TING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]morok 1 point2 points ago

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Jozep...u want play vigeo game?

[–]Grizzlyaarons 0 points1 point ago

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This almost got me kicked out of class for laughing.

[–]ADHD_Supernova 0 points1 point ago

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False: This gif loops infinitely!

[–]Magnora 0 points1 point ago

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This GIF's title is stupid

[–]complexcarbohydrate 0 points1 point ago

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Forgive that ignorant guy: what the hell is everyone talking about?

[–]matrixrory 0 points1 point ago

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at first glance its not what it seems?

[–]PRedditor88 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because that's about how long the craze lasted.

[–]hAxehead 0 points1 point ago

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It's sad really. He spent so much time trying to build up Invisible Children, and with the Kony 2012 video it just exploded. Then this happens soon after and he loses all credibility, especially from the ones who just found out about the organization.

[–]MikeRauen -1 points0 points ago

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False that gif was 2.73 seconds

[–]live3orfry -5 points-4 points ago

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Your seconds are equal to male dick inches.

[–]NotThatRelevant 4 points5 points ago

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You're not adjusting for T.M.I