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Running with my girl (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ZeroOne_01 409 points410 points ago

10/10

  1. No punch line in the title
  2. Didn't see it comming
  3. [x]Rustled

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 133 points134 points ago

4. From 2012
5. Not .jpg'd to shit
6. Magneto > Spiderman

[–]Xixii 147 points148 points ago

Within 6 months this will be reposted to Reddit under the title "I'm a sports bottle."

[–]clickitie_click 83 points84 points ago

The punchline will be circled in red.

[–]ImKennedy 59 points60 points ago

And it'll get voted up higher than this one.

[–]Pioneer_Of_Bravery 12 points13 points ago

and posted in /r/funny

[–]htawrew13 4 points5 points ago

Or /r/pics

[–]finvek 3 points4 points ago

but then you can't get as much karma

[–]Stubbo 0 points1 point ago

DING DING DING, we have a winner!

[–]zeex 61 points62 points ago

OP will still be a fag.

[–]insidethesun -5 points-4 points ago

OP will surely deliver

[–]Chowley_1 11 points12 points ago

6 months? I give it less than 6 days

[–]evilpenguin234/vp/ 7 points8 points ago

I could do it now and it'd only be 6 hours.

[–]Black_Apalachi 4 points5 points ago

Haha, everyone on reddit are fags.

[–]Attila_TheHipster 1 point2 points ago

IS A FAG.

[–]UnitedStatesGov 0 points1 point ago

NEWFAGS

[–]Humble_harpdarp 1 point2 points ago

Time to repost it!

[–]Xixii 1 point2 points ago

Fuck.

[–]HolyCornHolio 19 points20 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Lqr6R.jpg

[–]Cluster_One 0 points1 point ago

  1. boner [X]

[–]lol_miau -1 points0 points ago

If you really didn't see it coming, obviously you haven't spent enough time on 4chan.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Pure faggot. genius but still faggot

[–]Pioneer_Of_Bravery 9 points10 points ago

http://i.qkme.me/3oe3fg.jpg

[–]Killbunny90210/soc/ 158 points159 points ago

Holy shit

OP didn't put the punch line in the title?!

[–]Varyter[S] 56 points57 points ago

I'm a sports bottle

FTFM

[–]dred1367 0 points1 point ago

dear diary,

Today OP was NOT a fag!

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points ago

OP is less of a fag then usual.

[–]clickitie_click 39 points40 points ago

An oldfag, comfortable with his fagginess

[–]ShakyBonez 25 points26 points ago

OP is George Takei??

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

It's okay to be Takei.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Now there's a man I'm happy to call a fag. A great big, awesome, bro tier, fag.

[–]Thrasymachus7 19 points20 points ago

When did people start calling "water bottles" "sports bottles?"

And now all I can think about is how weird the word "bottle" is.

[–]vertumne 22 points23 points ago

bo-del

[–]Willyjwade 0 points1 point ago

ba-del

[–]insidethesun 2 points3 points ago

People differentiate between the plastic water bottles you buy at a store and throw away after use and "sports bottles" those fancier plastic bottles that you pay more money for, fill up with your own water and never throw away.

[–]peepeesoakedheckhole 1 point2 points ago

water bottle = shitty thin plastic bottle with cap sports bottle = hard plastic bottle with spout/valve

[–]mynameisGeir/v/ 6 points7 points ago

cocks

[–]Nefeera 33 points34 points ago

Flawless 10/10

[–]hubbahubbahubba 3 points4 points ago

Well what else was it supposed to be?

[–]SolidSyco 3 points4 points ago

if you've seen one you've seen em all

[–]jaxioni 13 points14 points ago

I thought he was a human

[–]atzebable 1 point2 points ago

Oh, now I get it.

[–]shadowray 10 points11 points ago

I got a boner from this ._.

[–]HitTheGymAndLawyerUp 21 points22 points ago

Saw it coming.

[–]amalgamatedchaos 3 points4 points ago

Exactly. Same joke as "I'm A Chair" guy.

[–]socksonplates 17 points18 points ago

5/10

Saw it coming, but was still amused. OP not a fag, but don't let it go to your head.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

standards of faggotry so HIGH!!!

[–]unnoved 0 points1 point ago

Yep. So many of these lately - predictable unless you're a 5 yo.

[–]CHEESEONFlRE/fit/ 9 points10 points ago

shit mfw i learn im 5

[–]iDropkicku 2 points3 points ago

Now I am thirsty.

[–]weedsmoker18 5 points6 points ago

Haha that was good

[–]audiofreedom 1 point2 points ago

I feel dirty.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0hEK5m1ECjl2EUWRJCXzcwbBBbZluodQqN4W5dVAaP3hTYfdym2CGEPbhoA

[–]Grymrir 1 point2 points ago

ID: Heaven

da faq

[–]valtism 1 point2 points ago

It's almost as if /b/ is full of 9GAGers.

Oh, wait, it is.

[–]WizTroll 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you candy-ass I got a boner.

[–]ImatworkrightnowLOL 7 points8 points ago

3/10 Saw it coming from a mile away

[–]dalore 32 points33 points ago

Your mum saw it coming.

[–]focusmyhead -1 points0 points ago*

the people who enjoy this shit deliberately read it from top to bottom, bristling with anticipation at what hilarious twist might be in store for them

not my cup of tea, personally. nowdays i read the last sentence first in these things to see if im wasting my time on a bel-air a half a decade after that joke was beaten to death

i especially love that this unfunny faggot signed his post "-Matt"

[–]AlwaysAlways 1 point2 points ago

wat.

Oh 4chizzle

[–]GrandPeppers 1 point2 points ago

unreal....i'm dying right now.

[–]ReesesPoofs 1 point2 points ago

I am a beautiful person. I have a gf so I can go to the library. The creator of the most important thing is that the boats and hoes party? I have been in business. You will find that it will take a few of my own personal information, visit us again and I will have the best, most recently. This will give the same. You should therefore, to be able afford. I think it'd probably be best to get a good time, the most popular videos, pictures and video, audio and a few days ago. The only way you want to meet the needs of our customers are the property of another busy with the same. The creator of the most popular videos, pictures, and it is the best in the basement of at 5 calc team. The first thing that you are not responsible for all the latest news from the top. The creator. The creator of this, and it will not have the best, most recently.

[–]Rainymood_XI 2 points3 points ago

TL;DR HE'S A SPORTSBOTTLE

[–]pburn883 0 points1 point ago

Need to be reincarnated as a sports drink

[–]Potato3s 0 points1 point ago

I'm the girl. Suck my dick.

[–]Gruzzlers 0 points1 point ago

That's preety funny, you caught me. Also I learned that you could swallow cum, you learn something new everyday!

[–]njsam 0 points1 point ago

feelsgoodman.jpg

[–]probablyburied 0 points1 point ago

Probably gonna get buried, but anyone else have a raging boner that deflated in the last couple lines?

[–]YaroLord 0 points1 point ago

Saw it coming, still lol'd.

[–]trashsetter 0 points1 point ago

i've got a boner.

[–]zerointegrity 0 points1 point ago

implying this is oc.. fucking newfags

[–]lilstumpz 0 points1 point ago

I was OP of that thread.

[–]Shadz_ZX 0 points1 point ago*

Oh 4chan, don't ever change.

[–]I_FISTED_VOLDEMORT 0 points1 point ago

M. Night Shyamalan is a 4chan user?

[–]drvarem_ 0 points1 point ago

10/10

OP delivered

[–]godlyjacob 0 points1 point ago

Who squirts sports drink on their hair and face?

[–]TAcobjobCO 3 points4 points ago

Do you ever exercise? Shit gets sweaty

[–]g_a_b_e_2_0_1_1 0 points1 point ago

Then squirt that, not your hair.

[–]Freiling 0 points1 point ago

Same joke as when OP was spaghetti.

Status of jimmies: not rustled.

[–]Harouto -1 points0 points ago

Another story directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[–]inspectordeazoteas -1 points0 points ago

21: Number of miles away saw this coming.

1: Number of chuckles produced.

[–]432/3/ -2 points-1 points ago

Saw it cuming

[–]ZebraShoes -2 points-1 points ago

Da Faq did I just read

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