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Springtime is Here!!! [Fixed] (i.qkme.me)

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[–]original-finder 35 points36 points ago

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Original Submission (100%): Springtime is Here!!! [D]

Posted: 8h before this post by Eolianrec (fixed by DanjerBob)

This comment generated by an automated bot. Is this match wrong?

[–]ಠ_ಠGeorgePB 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, friendly bot!

[–]vetro 7 points8 points ago

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3 months of winter coolness and awesome holidays!

[–]meditonsin 4 points5 points ago

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We kept our hoovsies warm at home, time off from work to play!

[–]RickJamesBond 5 points6 points ago

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But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold

[–]jakethesnakebooboo 1 point2 points ago

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and even though I love my boots, this fashion's getting old...

[–]vernes1978 5 points6 points ago

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The time has come to welcome Spring, And all things warm and green

[–]lmrm7 2 points3 points ago

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But it's also time to say goodbye, It's winter we must clean How can I help, I'm new you see... What does every pony do? How do I fit in without magic? I haven't got a clue!

[–]YouListening 36 points37 points ago

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It's springtime for Hitler and Germany!

[–]HITLERS_NUTSACK 14 points15 points ago

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Yay!

[–]Circlejerk_Leak 4 points5 points ago

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I did NAZI that HOLOCAUST

[–]clickitie_click 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sure Germany's nutsack is equally pleased.

[–]darkhunt3r 2 points3 points ago

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Germany here. Yes it is.

[–]metal-head 5 points6 points ago

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Winter for poland and france!

[–]Captain_Fluffy 5 points6 points ago

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We're marching to a FASTER paaace

[–]Madonkadonk 6 points7 points ago

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Lookout here comes the MASTER race

[–]lovellama 2 points3 points ago

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Springtime for Hitler and Germany, Rhineland's a fine land once more!

[–]i_am_sad 1 point2 points ago

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Springtime for Hitler and Germany... Watch out Europe, we're going on tour!

[–]alwaystakeabanana 0 points1 point ago

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I can't hear the word "springtime" without singing this. It's a disease.

[–]ExtendedSteak 16 points17 points ago

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That's a pine joak.

[–]wanbo37 7 points8 points ago

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We need to leaf those jokes out of this thread.

[–]onelouderdude 4 points5 points ago

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Oak - e - dokey!

[–]Birdie_Num_Num 9 points10 points ago

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I am sycamore of these pun threads

[–]mtaggs 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, well I'm sequoia and all your nay-saying. Puns forever!

[–]I_Found_Four_Oh_Four 6 points7 points ago

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Why is this thread so poplar?

[–]Wolomago 9 points10 points ago

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It's so poplar cause birches love pine trees.

[–]JediJimbo 7 points8 points ago

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Reading all of these puns has been a real treet.

[–]FurryEels 2 points3 points ago

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no, all of these puns arbor-ing

[–]eggs_101 2 points3 points ago

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Ive been aspen myself why I continue to read this thread

[–]Lawyer_Boy 7 points8 points ago

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I'm not really down fir tree puns.

[–]jwcobra31 5 points6 points ago

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Oakay.

[–]XDhahahaLOL 7 points8 points ago

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Why not spruce it up?

[–]cynicbynurture 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, once the log starts rolling there's no stopping it... just fir-get it man.

[–]montolith 5 points6 points ago

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woodn't that be a first.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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You guys need to get a life, maybe branch out a bit into things that aren't puns. Making jokes on Reddit is the root of all your troubles.

[–]PsykickPriest 3 points4 points ago

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Brilliant! (and encouraging to know that at least someone can identify a birch tree - and knows that some trees are evergreens...)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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...The lark.

[–]legalizehomicide 0 points1 point ago

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and now for something completely different

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A man with a tape recorder...up his nose.

[–]dreddit_reddit 0 points1 point ago

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its clearly a http://imgur.com/QXVlf (Larch)

[–]PsykickPriest 0 points1 point ago

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??

[–]Or0ku_Saki 0 points1 point ago

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At first I logged in to say..that is not a birch..it's a pine (Scots?). But then I got the joke. Very clever.

Upvotes a plenty.

[–]badaimarcher 0 points1 point ago

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Good eye

The first tree looks like a paper birch (Betula Papyrifera)

[–]DaCarlito 19 points20 points ago

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/r/trees anyone?

[–]HORSE_COCK_JUGGLER 14 points15 points ago

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Nope, /r/arbors my friend.

[–]Sventertainer 14 points15 points ago

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Do I really want to click any link that you post?

[–]Circlejerk_Leak 4 points5 points ago

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There are a few cute plants over in /r/aww

[–]distantlander 6 points7 points ago

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This is great! Didn't know it existed. As a tree-ophile, I got a bit confused when I checked out /r/trees for the first time.

[–]Goude 1 point2 points ago

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here here!

[–]AwesomeCommentImages 1 point2 points ago

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This is how this comment would look if it were a quote by Neil deGrasse Tyson.

[–]Jazzbandrew 0 points1 point ago

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rimshot.mp3

[–]XDhahahaLOL 6 points7 points ago

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Beech please

[–]distantlander -1 points0 points ago

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Damn, beat me to it!

[–]TerraHertz 2 points3 points ago

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I can't afjord a sense of humor. http://i.imgur.com/L9cov.jpg

[–]fiskis 2 points3 points ago

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Do you löv me? Näver.

[–]Pregnenolone 3 points4 points ago

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If your having tree problems I feel bad for you son,

I got 99 problems but a birch ain't one.

[–]JuniperJupiter 1 point2 points ago

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I got 99 poplars, and a birch ain't one.

Hit me!

[–]vernes1978 1 point2 points ago

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Winter wrapup?

[–]RickJamesBond 1 point2 points ago

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See post about winter, crtl+F "wrapup" for only valuable comment

[–]GrapeApeonabike 1 point2 points ago

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I won't lie, I really laughed at this. mebbe I need moar coffee.

[–]Youtube_Insight 1 point2 points ago

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tree huger fagot

kony 2012!!!!

[–]Brewe 2 points3 points ago

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How is that [Fixed]?

[–]Mattxy8 13 points14 points ago

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the original says bitch please.

[–]Tbith 13 points14 points ago

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and i commented birch please, lacking foresight

[–]FloppY_ 7 points8 points ago

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Think of the karma you could have had, you'd be living the good life

[–]extrazipper 0 points1 point ago

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It took me ten minutes of staring between the original and fixed images to figure it out, too.

[–]Gentleman_Speak 1 point2 points ago

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Holly hell! I'm spiffin' green still!

[–]KoDj2 0 points1 point ago

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CEEEEDDAAARRRSSS

[–]gargeug 0 points1 point ago

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Coming from the south, I thought the thing turning green was going to be a car, from all the pollen.

[–]XStraightEdgeX 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the dang original post.

[–]Skuzzlebutt_celery 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was still winter until the 21st.

[–]AreaAtheist 0 points1 point ago

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But outdoor fucking doesnt start till the first of May.

[–]ice_cream_sandwiches 0 points1 point ago

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That evergreen should just leaf the other guy alone.

[–]hosolon 0 points1 point ago

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Worth logging in to upvote

[–]poeticdisaster 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHAHA excellent <3

[–]ZippoS 0 points1 point ago

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As someone still dealing with sub-zero temperatures, I am jealous of warmer climates and their "springs". Shit doesn't usually turn green around here until May.

[–]LestrDaBootyMolestr 0 points1 point ago

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/r/gardening

[–]spaceboundmonkeys 0 points1 point ago

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Condescending coniferous tree?

[–]eugeneugene 0 points1 point ago

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I wish. We got 23 cm of snow last night :/

[–]ScarletSpeedster 0 points1 point ago

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Springtime is here.

[–]Eolianrec 0 points1 point ago

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Well played sir.

[–]Lmaoshismp 0 points1 point ago

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Berks, anyone?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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hipster trees..

[–]EveryoneElseIsWrong 0 points1 point ago

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It's 1 degree where I am. Ain't spring for me.

[–]RespondsWithRetroPic 0 points1 point ago

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http://locpixapp.com/p/2004680475

[–]FaipDeOaid 0 points1 point ago

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The Larch.

[–]SonsofLoki 0 points1 point ago

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'Cos tomorrow spring is here!

[–]mrfixit420 0 points1 point ago

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tree jokes!

[–]simsedotdk 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking hillarious.

[–]DNAze 0 points1 point ago

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Reminded me of this

[–]Vilhermus 0 points1 point ago

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Not in the southern hemisphere :(

[–]DebrahRunner 0 points1 point ago

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this was so obvious i can't believe the original missed the pun.

[–]cowzilla3 0 points1 point ago

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Just shot water out my nose. Found this way funnier than i should have.

[–]4yr_old_response 0 points1 point ago

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Hey looked at the comments too

[–]KickAssCommie 0 points1 point ago

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It's still cold and snowy where I am -_-

[–]omnomnombabies 0 points1 point ago

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TIL trees are funny.

[–]jagenigma 0 points1 point ago

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This is fucking Hilarious!!

[–]killingtheclock 0 points1 point ago

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Good Guy OP actually uses a picture of a paper birch.

[–]gabseas 0 points1 point ago

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Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here! Life is skittles and life is beer!

[–]extrazipper 0 points1 point ago

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All my pine trees are budding baby pine cones in preparation for the warmer weather. I wish this tree was, too.

[–]WeedSexNMcDoubles 0 points1 point ago

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yeah fir real

[–]Zuxicovp 0 points1 point ago

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This needs to be in r/aww . Those trees. Are. Adorable.

[–]GeorgeWKush420 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit, I was going to do this myself yesterday...but then I got high.

[–]banditandrew 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]NegativePositive 0 points1 point ago

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Birches love pine trees.

[–]GotTheStuff30 0 points1 point ago

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Has anyone else realized that on the second tree it looks like on all the branches it is flicking off the first one

[–]cptn78 0 points1 point ago

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Hilarious!

[–]Catnip anyone?mage_g4 0 points1 point ago

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YES! You win spring.

[–]drmarado -1 points0 points ago

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Sorry, I just don't get this oak.

[–]Throtex -1 points0 points ago

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You know pun threads aren't always poplar 'round these parts?

[–]cynicbynurture -1 points0 points ago

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Isn't that the root of the problem?

[–]drmarado 0 points1 point ago

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I guess advice animals has branched off in another direction.

[–]thehomerus -1 points0 points ago

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clap clap clap

[–]KeenKeen -1 points0 points ago

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I cried when I saw this, where I live there's still like a meter of snow left D:

[–]Smurphentine -2 points-1 points ago

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That's enough internet for one day. I'm going to the beech.

[–]fancy_dave -3 points-2 points ago

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no.

[–]hebreakslate -1 points0 points ago

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Couldn't find a picture of a beech?

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