What do I think about tornadoes?

Turbineblade666 · 5 months

TORNADERS CAN'T STOP LIBRITY!!!!

tomdarch · 5 months

Little known meteorological fact: Tornadoes are all illegal immigrants from Canada. Shoot on sight.

the_phoenix612 · 5 months

Does anybody have the original of this (no text?)

jeffrexsave · 5 months

USA USA USA

basshead37 · 5 months

Taken shortly before the tornado said "No, fuck YOU!"

emlgsh · 5 months

SHOOT THE TORNADIN' OUT OF 'EM!

Capps_lock · 5 months

i like the shotgun approach on the correct spelling of Tornadoes

AttackTheMoon · 5 months

There are two types of reactions to regular tornado warnings in Missouri. This is one of them.

aaronposeidon · 5 months

That tornado ain't getting his truck.

[deleted] · 5 months

Nice bitch tits.

hansel4150 · 5 months

LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE RIHT TO FUCK UP TERNADERZ

katmaidog · 5 months

Nice Moobs.

hollander93 · 5 months

I have never loved America more and never felt so patriotic. And I'm Australian.

squekyshoes · 5 months

Tornados suck.

RIP_Opus · 5 months

Relevant xkcd

ExAmerican · 5 months

does anyone know where the original picture is from?

frogsmckenzie · 5 months

Would hit

turtal46 · 5 months

Pardon me, good people, but can someone kindly explain to me what this has to do with tornadoes?

Was this image taken from a show, or perhaps, someone's personal collection?

Drake_Amatsu · 5 months

Shakes fist in the air I will kill you, vortex!

Fragmaster · 5 months

I loved how he's ignoring his wilted Texas state flag. 'Murica!

Polky · 5 months

I try not to think about tornados. Tornados are fuckin scary.

George_Hayduke · 5 months

Post this over to r/guns and reap some sweet karma.

codex33 · 5 months

Where's his pick up truck flying off in the distance?

AKnightAlone · 5 months

These colors don't run.

darndatvarn · 5 months

'MURICA FUCK YAH!

Garona · 5 months

Sounds like Oklahoma. Around here, people seem to think that the tornado sirens go off to let them know that it's about to get good and they should come outside and watch.

doody · 5 months

Tornados are very afraid of shotguns coz… well, face it, they aren’t very bright are they?

severedfinger · 5 months

I could almost hear the "YEEEEE HAAWW"

bigblades · 5 months

He should find that guy from the wtf craigslist add and they can go fuck tornadoes together.

n0rs3n0rdic · 5 months

that'll probably be the last thing you think

Red_Woody · 5 months

WHY DON'T WE TAKE TORNADO ALLEY, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?!

FaipDeOaid · 5 months

They took our jobs!

captainmurdoch1 · 5 months

http://i.imgur.com/LjdeR.jpg

MrSurly · 5 months

I don't know that much about guns, but I'm pretty sure you don't put it against your crotch when firing.

Wolfman87 · 5 months

God dammit, if a man with a shotgun and an American flag, yelling at a tornado, doesn't embody the American Spirit, nothing does.

ZeMilkman · 5 months

I wanna live where you live.

neubs · 5 months

If a tornado ever rips my farm apart I'm making all of the buildings underground. That way zero fucks will be given.

bracomadar · 5 months

They may take our lives, they make take our houses, but they'll never take OUR FREEDOM!!!!!

amadea56 · 5 months

Yes! I love this picture.. I want this blown up and put on my wall for my fourth of July party every single year.

MooCowMilkshakes · 5 months

Why the fuck does this have so many downvotes? >_<

Lan777 · 5 months

Meanwhile in texas...

Sinavestia · 5 months

This was a friend of a friend of mine. Everytime I see it I feel cool for knowing its origin. Oh God how sad is that

TropicalDeathPunch · 5 months

Words of wisdom my friends. Because if you don't fuck the Tornado first, well, you know the rest.

DarthBrad · 5 months

I was hoping for some tornados today but we only got pussy ass thunderstorms. Did get to play in the street with my wakeboard though.

slayer8a · 5 months

That tornado is gonna motorboat him.

McMeanface · 5 months

'naders hate freedom

RioTequila · 5 months

That dude looks like Incontrol (a Starcraft 2 progamer). Is that him?

ge83 · 5 months

Anyone else think this picture would look awesome shopped onto famous pictures of past wars?

multimedium · 5 months

This is the most American thing I have ever seen... Thank you.

Kayge · 5 months

"There was a guy, down in Florida, who said that the age of 53 years old he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind, rain, and hail of a force-5 hurricane. Now, lemme explain somethin' to ya: It isn't that the wind is blowin'. It's what the wind is blowin'. If you get hit by a Volvo, it don't matter how many sit-ups you did that mornin'."

Ron White

Thessilonius · 5 months

How long have you held onto this picture for? xD

Darksno · 5 months

Why so much hate for tornadoes? I find them quite beautiful, exhilarating, dangerous, but a part of nature that makes our planet unique.

[deleted] · 5 months

Ohio?

Helen_Damnation · 5 months

I can't photoshop for shit, but I would love to see this with flying cows and a tornado in the background or something.

NikkoE82 · 5 months

Ever since I was a kid I've had recurring dreams about tornadoes despite never having seen on (though I did see several funnel clouds in one storm one time). So, I feel this guy.

Aggnavarius · 5 months

If I had the money I would develop a game around this concept. It would be a tornado fighting GTA style game.

jakethesnake76 · 5 months

Yea then he looks back and says dam there went the double wide Mobile Home...

Coolfuckingname · 5 months

so stupid.

so brave.

Murica.

Dracs · 5 months

Tornados, the number one threat to your freedoms and liberty!

Ilwrath · 5 months

EDIT: Wrong post.

ratjea · 5 months

Pic needs more tornado.

frgrc334 · 5 months

looks like one of my family photos... hope you had as much fun as we did X D

goodbyeart · 5 months

That is beautiful.

LittleBigKid2000 · 5 months

That man is now dead.

footinmymouth · 5 months

Y U LIVE WHERE THERE ARE TORNADOS?

hansn · 5 months

America's plan to face global climate change.

Kevinism66 · 5 months

We have tonado warnings all day today so sent this to all of my friends thanks reddit for helping me look cool!

noizes · 5 months

I dunno, this seems fairly accurate of most people I know.

upvoting-lurker · 5 months

haha... man boobs

hispanigger · 5 months

And then the bullets flew back into his face

Methylobacterium · 5 months

A real American would be waving a Confederate Flag

BanditoRojo · 5 months

Mother Nature is so fat, she queefed and my house blew down.

diggitydan · 5 months

FUCK GETTING IN SHAPE!

thudium · 5 months

"If you don't like 'MERICA you can just GET OUT!"

jackasstacular · 5 months

Evolution at work.

__circle · 5 months

Hey, I've checked the law, Castle laws exist where I live. Tornadoes better not fuck with me.

Drewthebearjew · 5 months

merica

ruffledavenger · 5 months

Other flag, y u no flap in the wind?

therealme2000 · 5 months

I've never seen a tornado but always wanted to (from a distance of course).

GORILLAMAFIA17 · 5 months

Tornadoes are annoying as fuck!

Rhesusmonkeydave · 5 months

Yup, they blow alright.

Or suck?

Whirl just isn't as punchy

TheBigYello1isTheSun · 5 months

The shotgun probably isn't going to be very effective against a Tornadon

aherco · 5 months

I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more...

ShalomSabre · 5 months

As a European, I'm just really ashamed of the States. Weapons and patriotism are not good together!

Hoody711 · 5 months

AMERICA!!! FUCK YEA!!!

neverinvalid · 5 months

"I'M HOLDING THIS SHOTGUN WHERE MY PENIS SHOULD BE, BECAUSE I AM FILLED WITH DEEP INADEQUACIES!'

RaffaAu · 5 months

This guy has true American pride, man boobs.

Zosoer · 5 months

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BogieJunior · 5 months

as the gun recoils destroying his man hood and he and cloth are picked up and thrown tens of miles to their deaths by a tornado. Fecks the tornado gives who you are? Zero.

LordV · 5 months

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

SteveOddJobs · 5 months

Lose some weight, Tubs.

funny

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