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[–]Gu3ssWh4t 25 points26 points ago

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Who the fuck writes "went" with an apostrophe?

[–]TheAceMan 1 point2 points ago

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I'm no spelling dick but it took me 5 tries to read the title of this post. I thought that ' was some kind of weird Spanish accent.

[–]Dkcub23[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Haha, it was late...

[–]Bezzie 11 points12 points ago

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no you didn't

http://imgfave.com/view/1420269

9 months ago.

[–]IRcitizen 8 points9 points ago

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*went

[–]BanditoRojo 4 points5 points ago

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I have the same condition, and I most always have my ass in the sand.

[–]ragebomber 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god this comment is hilarious ! Nice job !

[–]CylonGlitch 4 points5 points ago

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And here I just thought you were chicken shit.

[–]Extra21stChromosome 2 points3 points ago

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That look's lik'e it hurt's

[–]Jinxedcat 1 point2 points ago

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That make three different "birds" in his ass

[–]thasteve 1 point2 points ago

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I guess I'll conform and point out your grammatical error as well >.> went*

[–]growlingbear 1 point2 points ago

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You we not to the doctors?
And that isn't your colon, it's your spine.

[–]blondeflo[!] 0 points1 point ago

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How big is your ass hole?!

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[–]blondeflo[!] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm no doctor, but this also looks more like a spine.

[–]juliejuju 0 points1 point ago

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No worries, he will peck his way out.

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

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It looks shocked to have been found.

[–]Willyjwade 0 points1 point ago

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And here I thought they buried their heads in the sand.

[–]Inget 0 points1 point ago

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this again...really?

[–]Matt24138 0 points1 point ago

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I think an ostrich shoved its head up your anus

[–]StrawberrieDream 0 points1 point ago

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Wen't? Are you kidding me?

[–]cchsbball23 0 points1 point ago

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just to be clear, this is NOT OP's original content

[–]bentke466 0 points1 point ago

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hey guys...What if this is a repost....