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[–]gettothechoper 3 points4 points ago

I too share this pain, It's more of a love/hate relationship. . . this is until I forget to wash my hands after petting a cat and then touch my face!!!!!!!! Then it's an OMFG what have I doneeeeeeeeeeeeee! relationship!

[–]JSpike[S] 1 point2 points ago

I hate how they mock you. "I'm just going to lay here, next to you... and rub my tail on your face!"

[–]Stealyphil1905 1 point2 points ago

Unless your heart is as cold as the Siberian Winter you just can't help petting a kitty.

-Someone else who is allergic 

[–]WayLessThanPerfect 0 points1 point ago

Everyone I know who is allergic goes up and pets them....I guess you have explained why

[–]Yorkatron 3 points4 points ago

I too hate when my allergies flare up while sitting in front of my computer. It's terrible!

[–]wesleypipes2 2 points3 points ago

same here, my friend has one that is an exceptionally large bastard. Anytime it comes near me i throw it.

[–]WayLessThanPerfect 1 point2 points ago

My dad was allergic to cats and he also wore work boots like 24/7 (minus sleep time) and we owned one so everytime the cat would come up to him he would stomp his feet and it would run away

[–]Lady_Verglas 1 point2 points ago

It's how I feel hating cats on the internet :(

[–]dougirman 1 point2 points ago

Im allergic too, but im a very messy eater so when ever i go to someones house who has a cat, they are sitting/sleeping on my lap for the whole time i'm there. I think there is a lesson to be learned, but sneezing for the next few days is cool too.

[–]mwheeler 1 point2 points ago

How does one become allergic to just cat pictures?

[–]FrostyFire 1 point2 points ago

You should get a purebred Siberian cat like I did. Google it, they are naturally hypoallergenic. I am also allergic to everything, and now the proud owner of the cutest kitty that doesn't kill me.

http://imgur.com/a/fR1sh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-vGQxBDICs

[–]JSpike[S] 1 point2 points ago

You get an upvote Sir or Madam

[–]FrostyFire 0 points1 point ago

Sire. :)

[–]K3rfknpwnly 3 points4 points ago

Git outta here boy. We don't like yur kine 'round here!

[–]theplungerofdoom 0 points1 point ago

My mum got a cat this Christmas despite my allergies. I'm also the only person in the family the cat likes. Eye drops and Vick's are on hand at all times.

[–]ChainSmokinAlcoholic 0 points1 point ago

Claritin also works. My roommate bought a cat even though he knew I was allergic, I used Claritin about twice a day and was fine. I still made him move the cat to his girlfriend's house though.

[–]theplungerofdoom 0 points1 point ago

That's a dick move on his part. Did you bill him for the cost of the Claritin?

[–]ChainSmokinAlcoholic 0 points1 point ago

Didn't think of that!

[–]slimmyshady 0 points1 point ago

what movie is this?

[–]JSpike[S] 0 points1 point ago

Liar Liar

[–]slimmyshady 0 points1 point ago

thank you muchly :D

[–]mnohr90 0 points1 point ago

dude hahaha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm allergic to my cat. I take antihistamines.

[–]JSpike[S] 0 points1 point ago

I always do when I know I'm going somewhere with a cat. If I don't, then expect me to sniff, cough, and wheeze..and I'm a smoker so that probably doesn't help :(

[–]BakulaSelleck92 0 points1 point ago

[–]spocrates 0 points1 point ago

Been spending a lot of time at a girl's place recently with four cats. There hasn't been a noticeable problem with my sinuses except for waking up at 2 am with really bloodshot eyes. With a full sleep this goes away. This is strange as I was told from a young age that we couldn't have cats since I was allergic. Do you think its so minor that with a full night's sleep my body can handle it, but otherwise my eyes/sinuses are fucked?

Also, every night a different cat sleeps next to me.

[–]JSpike[S] 0 points1 point ago

I could be wrong on this, but I was heard that every 7 years or so your body's immunities change. So you could have been allergic to cats at a young age but now your body can handle just fine. Question is, what are you allergic to now

[–]Braindawg123 0 points1 point ago

Not gonna lie, I prefer dogs

[–]coottenhimer 0 points1 point ago

That's why I'm buying a hairless cat.

[–]itakepicturesyo 0 points1 point ago

Upvote, because I know exactly how you feel! Cats are so damn cute but I can't be around them.

[–]cheezit57 0 points1 point ago

It's like they know when you're allergic too. I used to crash at my friends house a few nights a week and whenever I woke up his cat was fucking sleeping on my face.

[–]polardays 0 points1 point ago

I'm allergic to cats. I own two.

[–]anduin1 1 point2 points ago

Allergic and own one. Medicated for life. Fuck a life with no cats.

[–]polardays 0 points1 point ago

FINALLY. Someone who's got their priorities straight.