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[–]chaos_switch 18 points19 points ago

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It's a sad thing that Gary Larson doesn't really take to having his comics posted on the internet. Understandable, but a shame nonetheless.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't seen this one in years...rest of the day is now devoted to reading The Far Side.

[–]davis98 0 points1 point ago

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Where is Gary now days?

[–]squintsyjones 8 points9 points ago

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The Far Side is the best.

[–]Flappynipple 2 points3 points ago

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I have done exactly that.

[–]punkrockprotege 2 points3 points ago

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Last chapter and worse...love the far side

[–]DannyFathom 1 point2 points ago

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I read the second frame in Jay Z's voice...

[–]ajax10 0 points1 point ago

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I have to upvote for the Far Side.

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking every time. Everything is smooth sailing until you walk up to her. Then everything goes into fucking crisis mode. Actions you could once do in your sleep with your hands tied behind your back are now impossible...you have entered the Twilight Zone.

[–]midri 0 points1 point ago

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The trick is not to walk directly up to her, find a reason to be in the area and strike up a conversation that way. It takes a lot of stress off the initial encounter and also allows you to disengage without a shaming if she's not interested.

Bonus tip: A great way chatting up a girl is the seed method, you talk a little bit right off then go back to doing what you were doing before talking to her (preferably not ogling her from a distance) and then find another opportunity to repeat the first tip. Both genders enjoy the hunt and the easier you make your self the less bonus points you're getting for being mysterious and unavailable (unavailable people tend to come off as go getters and thus you get a bit of charisma from it)

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

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This has been filed away....how much do I owe you?

[–]midri 1 point2 points ago

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Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day – accept this justice as a gift.

[–]rabidassbaboon 1 point2 points ago

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When I proposed to my wife, this is actually pretty much how it went. I had a whole speech planned out in my head but when the moment actually came, I pretty much screamed "YOU MARRY", threw the ring at her, then realized I forgot to get down on one knee. Fortunately the woman has a sense of humor.