This man does not mess around.

Tipsyy · 6 months

it's weird to see alcohol in a grocery store for me because I live in ontario. They treat us like babies here.

Nostalgia37 · 6 months

He clearly has Alzheimer's and just keeps forgetting that he already has 200 beers.

shadesofgrey666 · 6 months

Leonard?

BilliardKing · 6 months

Do you live near a dry county? Assuming you took this photo.

accharbs · 6 months

He's stocking up on water for the next hurricane.

Plethorian · 6 months

This picture would be so much better with a single can of beans on top of the stack.

cajunbander · 6 months

Why not just get a keg?

sumojoe · 6 months

Or he's a beer vendor that works for budweiser and he's on his way to fill up a feature somewhere.

Blamsquad · 6 months

More like bud heavy.

I know the way out.

ajgator7 · 6 months

SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING BUD LIGHT IS BASICALLY WATER. CHECK ME OUT. I LIKE GOOD BEER.

greenet · 6 months

that's how many Bud Lights you need to get proper drunk

johnlukepicard · 6 months

Notice the clipboard. he's stocking shelves or buying for his own business.

aceofpayne · 6 months

here we go?

riversofgore · 6 months

This has to be at a military base exchange. Why? Because I've seen people buy shopping carts full of vodka.

BanginNLeavin · 6 months

In my county he would only be allowed to buy 6 of those bad boys at a time.

ph1asco · 6 months

I thought the balloons were attached to his cart :(

tsatsawassa · 6 months

That Social Security check is burning a hole in his pocket!

NotThatRelevant · 6 months

Someone show this guy a keg.

HarassmentPanda · 6 months

Hardy har Bud Light is piss beer I drink superior alcohol. Shut the fuck up Reddit.

shienarier · 6 months

I believe that John McCain is on to something here.

jennadaily · 6 months

Popped collar means business.

SpaceManAndy · 6 months

As a Marylander, I get so depressed when I am reminded that other people can buy alcohol at the grocery store.

mbertels · 6 months

This is probably a vendor stocking the shelves with back-stock.

Etab · 6 months

ITT: College-aged beer snobs

justifications · 6 months

"I need some fucking bananas, bitches love bananas"

RespekKnuckles · 6 months

Looks like a Winn-Dixie. Amirite, op?

bwieland · 6 months

That's utterly disgusting. How could they even sell such underripe bananas?

Chaworth · 6 months

He could probably fit that case thats resting on top next to the two on the bottom section. But he don't give a fuck

howfink · 6 months

Someone's about to play the Twilight drinking game.

captainBlackUGA · 6 months

He's not buying it; he's a beer vendor. He's probably taking it over to the display that it's supposed to be at, or he's putting them with the rest of the beers.

ebonymessiah · 6 months

Random question: Is that a Rouse's supermarket?

NitsuaDneirf · 6 months

Of course he messes around. Thats bud LITE.

seriouschris · 6 months

Yeah, he's a real bad ass with all that Bud Light.

Gauthaman · 6 months

small bar owner?

DUHDUHDominator · 6 months

Where is he headed? He already has everything he needs for that shopping trip.

thergrim · 6 months

He is going to put it back in the horse.

ljusstake · 6 months

I wouldnt buy those bannanas

IronLung330 · 6 months

wasting so much money on those packs. Should have just got a bunch of 36 packs for 20 bux at walmart

OMG_TRIGGER_WARNING · 6 months

He's having a family gathering? a BBQ? he owns a bar? he owns a small concert venue? this is a silly submission

MickolasJae · 6 months

something something American piss beer

beefinbed · 6 months

shopping level: Canadian.

[deleted] · 6 months

I'm assuming he's buying for a bar (illegally) or for a big ass party or it's a damn good deal. And hopefully he's not from Indiana or he'll be disappointed at checkout, they limit us to 72 beers per visit.

Pintsucker · 6 months

I come from a small town on the East coast of Canada where alcoholism is as prevalent as atheism is on reddit. There's an old story about a dude pullin up to the gas station with fifteen 24's of beer in the back of his truck and 3 loaves of bread in the cab. The gas attendant, making his usual small talk notices the cargo.
"Jeez boy, what in the name of fuck are gonna do with all that bread?"

eyeoutthere · 6 months

Look at all that wasted helium in the background!

Second_Location · 6 months

See now, this and pictures like it are what scares me about the combination of camera phones and the internet. I live in fear that I'll be herpty-derping along in the grocery store or whatever, do something stupid momentarily, and live forever in internet infamy. Sheesh.

hillgod · 6 months

That's nothing. Back in my college days, we'd roll three carts deep in to Sam's Club and come out with them loaded with cases of beer for fraternity rush. Only the best, though - Keystone Light!

Cacafuego · 6 months

I worry that what you just heard was, give me a lot of Bud Light

Vault2high · 6 months

Also known as a beer merchandiser.

swampninja · 6 months

Maybe try a keg..

asteiner2 · 6 months

He's probably a merchandiser. I worked as a merchandiser for beer capitol, and I pretty much did this every day.

thepitz · 6 months

Is this New Orleans by any chance? This looks like he's stocking up on a beer for some floats.

DopeFishLives · 6 months

This man has never heard of a keg.

Uninvited_Corrector · 6 months

Extreme Couponing: Alcoholic Edition

nottoosirius · 6 months

If this is crazy, you should see us danes when we go shopping in Germany, man that shit is fucked up

angrybane · 6 months

Why not just get a keg at that point?

batshitcrazyguess · 6 months

If you really think about it this is all so obvious. His wife of thirty years, Margaret, passed away the night before. It was a sudden death, and he's not quite sure why God felt the need to take away such a potent part of his life. She truly made him a better person. Before Margey he was a mess of a mine. Drinking at all hours of the day; whores from coast to coast; and all his bills were at least 30 days past due. A life hardly fit for an animal. She was beautiful, his Margey, and although she was unable to give him children to pass on the family name (Fullbright) he never wished to be with another woman. Although after 30 years...30 years and 3 months if you include the courtship...the bedroom became dull at times. Roleplaying, new positions, toys, videos...they all had their moments of thrilling passionate love. But there was always one thing he wished to do, something he had seen many times on their videos...he wished to stick it in the butt. But every time his dearest Margey would say the same thing: "over my dead body!"

And now came his opportunity. But, of course, he would have to be pretty sloshed to get push down the feelings of violation and wrong doing he would be performing later that night. Not pictured: the scented candles likely at the bottom of the carriage.

The_Elder_Rat · 6 months

His Future

BATuba15 · 6 months

I never seen bananas that green!

tiki413 · 6 months

he is messing around....light beer

wrerwin · 6 months

Spring break 2012!

tacobizzell · 6 months

He is probably a beer vendor for the store.

Endyo · 6 months

In this thread a bunch of beer snobs will comment on how Bud Light and similar beverages are bad. However there are some important facts to remember - they have to ridiculous amounts of this crap exactly the same every time in a process where very minor differences can change flavor immensely, especially because of the nature of a 'light' beer. Also, if you're having a big event, you don't want to spend a small fortune on loads of craft beer. Plus you might cause a horrible catastrophy trying to maneuver that much good-time juice in bottles.

I mean think about it, it could have been Natural Light.

Hatch- · 6 months

Arthurs biggest enjoyment in life was his wife, Mildred, pissing into his open mouth nightly until he drank his fill. He lost Mildred last year but found Bud Light. Drink on, piss lover.

Phunkdefied · 6 months

Bobby Knight?

lolzok · 6 months

http://i.imgur.com/tvvAQ.jpg

The place I work at. The Danish-German border. Normal shopping cart. Not uncommon at all. Every third customer I would estimate has this amount of beer/soda.

Cptn_Hook · 6 months

Those bananas have not been properly rotated.

shwng · 6 months

I'll have what he's having.

the_fett_man · 6 months

Then there's this guy.

stabbingtonbear · 6 months

Nic Cage in 'Leaving West Virginia.'

stillusesAOL · 6 months

Love that popped collar.

camelCase47 · 6 months

On the next episode of Hoarders....

TourettesRobot · 6 months

Leonard is throwing a party.

Lost1010 · 6 months

Do people actually drink light beer in America?

Australia is so different.

vldmr86 · 6 months

This man does not mess around. http://imgur.com/MVbt4

SAGIND · 6 months

In my country if you buy LIGHT beer party goers are legally allowed to remove your ball bag...

[deleted] · 6 months

Apparently light beer means serious business.

SpoonyJank · 6 months

Here is the boring truth. This guy is a vendor for Budweiser and is working in the grocery store. Large brands like bud, miller, coke, Pepsi, Nabisco and many others go around to stores to manage their shelf space and display space. How/where a product is, is such a large factor of sales, that it is probably the biggest part of marketing. So it is a big deal and people do that for a job. Some deliver the product, stores will warehouse their backstock and these guys will mostly just stock shelves and get paid a million times more than the store's shelf-stockers.

TL;DR: guy couldn't find a pallet jack or a more appropriate cart.

phayn · 6 months

http://imgur.com/xplm3

Apparently hes getting ready for twilight drinking game

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