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[–]Tipsyy 152 points153 points ago

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it's weird to see alcohol in a grocery store for me because I live in ontario. They treat us like babies here.

[–]e30kid 43 points44 points ago

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Pennsylvania is the same way. Blue laws suck.

[–]Kale 26 points27 points ago

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Pennsylvania is worse than the Bible belt. I had to go to Chilis to pay 14 for a six pack to bring back to my hotel!

[–]unshifted 18 points19 points ago

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Not to mention you have to buy liquor and beer from separate stores. And the state owns all of the liquor stores!

[–]thescarwar 7 points8 points ago

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Hell, at the distributor near me they even have to load the beer into your car.

[–]TheCannonMan 1 point2 points ago

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The hell is the point of that?

[–]this_barb 1 point2 points ago

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They also don't sell everclear!

[–]KallistiEngel 1 point2 points ago

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Not to mention you have to buy liquor and beer from separate stores.

That doesn't bother me, I live in NY and we have to do the same. But we can buy beer in convenience/grocery stores so it's less of a problem.

[–]tshamner 1 point2 points ago

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The small Texas town I used to live in was dry as a bone until about 2008... which was strange, because that town was full of nothing but rednecks who just wanted to drink beer all day. It's as if the redneck mayor and his hillbilly cronies finally had the lights come on upstairs and thought, 'what, we can have BEER and get TAX REVENUE at the same time?'

People are dumb.

[–]AcesCharles 1 point2 points ago

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PA's alcohol laws make New Jersey seem like utopia.

[–]Meersbrook 71 points72 points ago

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What's the point of corner shops/convenience stores if they don't sell booze?

[–]deadsoon 179 points180 points ago

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Blunt wraps.

[–]foreskinpeeler 26 points27 points ago*

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Banned blunt wraps in ontario. Buy blunts then unwrap them #PHILLIESFOLYFE.

EDIT: Since this comment is fairly relevant I'mma drop some knowledge on you foos.

From april 2010, blunt wraps (< 20) and cigarillos has been banned for sale in ontario to reduce the number of kids from smoking fruit flavored tobacco and weed.[citation_needed] however there are still head/tobacco shops in toronto that sells cigarillos but I have yet to see a store that sells blunt wraps.

Sauce.

[–]woke_n_boke 10 points11 points ago

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Fuck Ontario. (from ontario)

[–]Son_of_the_Morning 1 point2 points ago

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It's ok then.

[–]ItsSkitters 1 point2 points ago

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You mean... cigarillos?

[–]gallowglass10191 1 point2 points ago

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Thats part of the fun IMO

[–]Meersbrook 5 points6 points ago

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Is that Rizla?

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[–]j_ly 3 points4 points ago

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WARNING: If you find a Walmart that does sell beer in Minnesota, it's 3.2

[–]jooes 4 points5 points ago

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Cigarettes, lottery tickets, and overpriced snacks and shit... Pretty much your standard convenience store crap, minus the alcohol.

And they're open later than most other stores are too (Sometimes all night long too), which can be pretty nice... Unless you live in a fancy place where you grocery stores are open all night. But you can't really buy cigarettes or lottery tickets at most other stores, so they kind of have that whole market to themselves anyway...

And they're everywhere! That's pretty important too.

[–]shadowfoxmi 18 points19 points ago

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I was going to move to Canada if Rick Santorum became president but now that you have mentioned this, I'll have to think about it...

[–]Tehdougler 11 points12 points ago

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Its regulated by the province of Ontario, some other provinces sell it in convenience stores etc. I only can think of Quebec off the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure some others do too.

[–]oqnet 5 points6 points ago

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The other provinces typically have either private or provincially owned liquor stores. These stores are dedicated to booze. It's quite nice when you can walk into a store dedicated to booze ask the guy up front what he would recommend for pairings and such. Where I live you can have 3 liquor stores in a 3 block radius. Around the mall 7 blocks away I think I counted 5 liquor stores in the surrounding area.

Surplus of booze isn't what would prevent me from coming up where it would be the taxes on it. We pay ever so much more for our own beer than the U.S. would.

[–]tr77 8 points9 points ago

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If you think that's bad, wait until you see their beer prices.

[–]rjhelms 13 points14 points ago

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What, you mean $18 for a 6-pack isn't a normal price for beer?

[–]TemplesOfSyrinx 5 points6 points ago

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And it's the exact opposite when I go to the states. I always think, Holy Fuck, everything here is so bloody cheap!

[–]Capn_Of_Rum[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Babies? You guys get 10.25 an hour minimum wage, allowed to pretty much smoke trees as long as you aren't an idiot about it, and you can purchase alcohol at 18 (well, 19. But still).

[–]FuhQue 1 point2 points ago

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Don't feel too bad. In California we can only buy liquor in grocery stores between the hours of 6 AM and 2 AM.

[–]Nostalgia37 225 points226 points ago

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He clearly has Alzheimer's and just keeps forgetting that he already has 200 beers.

[–]FlutterShy- 218 points219 points ago

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It reminds me of the time my grandfather had a schizophrenic episode when I was younger. He bought so much diet cola. And a car. He bought a new car so that he could have a place to keep all of that diet cola.

[–]trentlott 60 points61 points ago

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My favorite post in the thread.

A little sad though.

[–]mesohungry 45 points46 points ago

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Sadness offset by a new car full of diet cola.

[–]Voduar 2 points3 points ago

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I know, I just can't be sad about that.

[–]Woogity 5 points6 points ago

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He bought so much diet cola. And a car. He bought a new car so that he could have a place to keep all of that diet cola.

That might be the most awesome thing I've read so far this month.

[–]saptsen 2 points3 points ago

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Sounds unfortunate, but also that is more descriptive of a manic episode.

[–]Special_Redditor 47 points48 points ago

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Just wait until he gets home and realizes his entire garage is already full of cases.

Don't worry though, after a few minutes he won't remember why he's so pissed.

[–]Kerblaaahhh 37 points38 points ago

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And then he'll decide to go buy beer since there isn't any in his fridge.

[–]Capn_Of_Rum[!] 29 points30 points ago

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It truly is a vicious cycle.

He drinks to forget. And forgets to drink.

[–]Special_Redditor 9 points10 points ago

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D:

[–]Batman_for_President 18 points19 points ago

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Let me tell you the real story behind this picture. This man is married. His wife wants to entertain this weekend. After being married to the same guy for forty or so years this man's wife knows he isn't going to shop for anything except beer. Wife: "Could you get some beer for the party this weekend?" Husband: "I'm only getting a couple of cases, your cheap ass relatives took all the rest of it home with them last time." W: "We need more than that! What kind of party is it going to be if they show up and there isn't enough for everyone?" H: "Hopefully a short one." W: "That's not funny, I want you to go buy a whole bunch of beer for this party, don't skimp!" H: "You want beer? FINE, I'll go buy all the fucking beer!" Annnnnnnnd Scene.

[–]shadesofgrey666 186 points187 points ago

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Leonard?

[–]eddhall 148 points149 points ago

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Shut up Shadesofgrey666! Those teenage girls you play ping pong with are only doing it ironically!

[–]YOUR-UNCLE 117 points118 points ago

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And I saw your youtube channel. Who watches reviews of frozen pizza?

[–]Captain_DuClark 42 points43 points ago

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And I met your son on Family Day. I know about your gambling problem.

[–]NyQuil012 35 points36 points ago

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If you're gonna argue with me, at least put on a bathing suit.

[–]ilikecommunitylots 27 points28 points ago

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You know what Leonard? Strike Two!

[–]Zelcron 1 point2 points ago

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Busted!

[–]Ceiling_Man 2 points3 points ago

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Shut up, Leonard, I saw you buying a cartload of beer...

[–]Panguin 26 points27 points ago

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You're talking about it, aren't you?

[–]andrewbandrew 6 points7 points ago

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[–]YOUR-UNCLE 1 point2 points ago*

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I was pissed when I found out that the producers didn't actually make that channel, and give Leonard his own mini web series. That would be amazing.

[–]StealthTomato 4 points5 points ago

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Read it in Winger's voice. Subsequently cracked up. In a meeting. That'll teach me to slack off.

[–]Nostalgia37 11 points12 points ago

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He has already reviewed all of the frozen pizzas, so he decided to move on to beer. A much nobler act.

[–]BilliardKing 36 points37 points ago

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Do you live near a dry county? Assuming you took this photo.

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[–]BilliardKing 7 points8 points ago

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not just that, but I used to work at a grocery store. I know of a couple cashiers who refused to ring up suspected bootleggers/resellers. If someone is buying that much alcohol, it's good practice to card them and make sure they don't live in a dry county. State legislatures like giving liability to as many entities as they can. Around here, you can also get in trouble for selling a drunk person another case of beer when they wander in. I had to refuse sale to a drunk guy once.

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[–]LikesFigsOfSpeech 12 points13 points ago

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Nice semantic zeugma, friend.

[–]SKDVPM 2 points3 points ago

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he threw a tantrum, then a water bottle

That one took me a sec to find.

[–]socoamaretto 3 points4 points ago

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I really don't understand this. If the person buying is above 21, and they're not communicating with others at the register, then why should they be denied sale?

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[–]accharbs 1011 points1012 points ago

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He's stocking up on water for the next hurricane.

[–]keytud 237 points238 points ago

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The snark is strong in this one.

/r/beer approves.

[–]methomania 39 points40 points ago*

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/r/Homebrewing approves! Yet, I doubt any one would use that as a substitute for water in their home-brew.

EDIT: to fix grammar (changed there to their for people that want to know why Aviator07 said what he said)

[–]Aviator07 61 points62 points ago

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Where homebrew?

[–]ffffffuuuuuuuuu 5 points6 points ago

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They're homebrew.

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[–]iLOVEdux 128 points129 points ago

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Bear Grylls: Time to drink canned piss

[–]digger_ex_pat 1 point2 points ago

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Beer Grylls

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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[–]Grantagonist 15 points16 points ago

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Was gonna post something snarky, but I can't top this.

[–]ShutUpBeerSnobs 10 points11 points ago

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I can see I'm too late.

[–]Timbo15 1 point2 points ago*

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He doesn't always drink bud light, but when he does, he needs 456 of them

Edit: *Possibly 504

[–]DoctorRobert420 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Plethorian 57 points58 points ago

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This picture would be so much better with a single can of beans on top of the stack.

[–]youlikedajuice 17 points18 points ago

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I'm on to you Bud Light Marketing Team ಠ_ಠ

[–]netstat_a 1 point2 points ago

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Better still with a single can of beer on top of the stack.

[–]cajunbander 18 points19 points ago

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Why not just get a keg?

[–]sumojoe 31 points32 points ago

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Or he's a beer vendor that works for budweiser and he's on his way to fill up a feature somewhere.

[–]metal0130 6 points7 points ago

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finally, common sense. I'm a beer merchandiser, and I approve of your comment. this guy is probably the DM or salesman for one of the local beer distributors.

[–]mtritter 2 points3 points ago

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As am I, and I do not approve of his stacking techniques.

[–]Blamsquad 54 points55 points ago

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More like bud heavy.

I know the way out.

[–]RugerRedhawk 12 points13 points ago

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Bud heavy is what we call the regular budweiser.

[–]Woogity 1 point2 points ago

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I've even heard Bud Diesel.

[–]ajgator7 345 points346 points ago

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SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING BUD LIGHT IS BASICALLY WATER. CHECK ME OUT. I LIKE GOOD BEER.

[–][deleted] 70 points71 points ago

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I ONLY DRINK BEERS CRAFTED IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST BY BLIND ARTHRITIC MONKS WHO GROW THEIR OWN HOPS ON MAGICAL 2000 YEAR OLD VINES

[–]joshjje 7 points8 points ago

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I ONLY DRINK BEERS CRAFTED AT A MUCH MORE REMOTE LOCATION BY MONKS WHO GROW THEIR OWN HOPS ON SPECIALIZED CROTCH CULTURES.

[–]Madak 80 points81 points ago

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I AM OBLIGATED TO UPVOTE YOU. I TOO ONLY DRINK THE FINEST CRAFT BEERS AT ALL TIMES--NO EXCEPTIONS.

[–]KyroDCK 8 points9 points ago

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I TOO ENJOY FINE BEER AND I DONT DRINK BEER

[–]what1stuff 20 points21 points ago

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I like bud light. Its my go to cheap beer. That or miller lite.

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[–]88magnum 1 point2 points ago

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Keystone Light for me. I can get a 30 pack for $14.

[–]Whiskey-Business 3 points4 points ago

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My beer just says 'beer' and comes from the guy behind the liquor store for $2

[–]iccccceman 25 points26 points ago

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So brave.

[–]greenet 360 points361 points ago

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that's how many Bud Lights you need to get proper drunk

[–]SteampunkGeisha 116 points117 points ago

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Buzzed, maybe.

[–]greenet 76 points77 points ago

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They should call it Bud Delicate.

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[–]vsal 38 points39 points ago

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Happy cake day to--well....uh..a very special redditor.

[–]netstat_a 5 points6 points ago

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All out of piss.

Better drink Bud Light.

[–]JackPhilby 11 points12 points ago

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Looks like we have a badass over here

[–]RawrImAMonster 86 points87 points ago*

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Shitty american beer doesn't actually have less alcohol than craft beers you know, it just doesn't have the flavor. This seems to be a pretty common misconception.

Bud light sets at 4.2% which is fairly standard for many styles of beer.

Source: I drink and brew lots of craft beer.

Edit: Before you reply, look at this chart. http://i.imgur.com/VUVsH.png

[–]greenet 25 points26 points ago

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You like beer, I like beer. Why we argue? Let's drink beer.

[–]greenet 11 points12 points ago

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Budweiser= 5%

Bud Light=4.2%

Ergo, need more Bud Light to get as drunk as normal beer.

[–]AikawaKizuna 13 points14 points ago

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For light weight like me, that's 3 bud or 4 bud light to get drunk!

[–]greenet 11 points12 points ago

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you are a lucky man or woman!

[–]uncwil 1 point2 points ago

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I drink a wide variety of IPA's, Stouts, and porters. Honestly if a beer is less than 6% abv I would probably not buy it. There seems to be a trend the past few years for craft beers to be in the 6 to 8% range.

[–]akuma_619 1 point2 points ago

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except the new bud light platinum has 6.2%

[–]ProjectGSX 1 point2 points ago

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Now you are super drunk and pissing for the next twelve hours. Party!

[–]johnlukepicard 24 points25 points ago

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Notice the clipboard. he's stocking shelves or buying for his own business.

[–]haiku_robot 6 points7 points ago

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Notice the clipboard. 
he's stocking shelves or buying 
for his own business.

[–]stinkpiqle 1 point2 points ago

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What clipboard? I can't seem to find it.

[–]aceofpayne 34 points35 points ago

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here we go?

[–]riversofgore 10 points11 points ago

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This has to be at a military base exchange. Why? Because I've seen people buy shopping carts full of vodka.

[–]SpaceJocket 14 points15 points ago

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Possibly the best perk in the military.

It's always nice to know you can buy discounted everclear on Christmas fucking day if you wanted to.

[–]Digipete 1 point2 points ago

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A friend of mines son in law works with the coastguard down in Massachusetts. I got a call one day asking if I had 8 bucks to spare for a 1/2 gallon of rum from the PX. I was told the brand name so I looked it up online. The cheapest price I could find was $45.

I bought two.

[–]CapnMatt 4 points5 points ago

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Publix.

[–]hohohomer 1 point2 points ago

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College town perhaps? The apartment complex my friend lives at, management throw parties. So, it's not unusual to see staff at the grocery store with shopping carts full of beer.

[–]BanginNLeavin 9 points10 points ago

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In my county he would only be allowed to buy 6 of those bad boys at a time.

[–]StankyMung 18 points19 points ago

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Yeah well I can't buy beer between the hours of 3 and 6 am. That's when I want it the most!

[–]i_can_man 1 point2 points ago

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I can.

[–]linzerloo142 1 point2 points ago

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We cant buy it from 2am-6am. So we stock up at 2am and then look like drunken fools getting more at 6am when everyone else is on their way to work.

[–]Azmodeun 8 points9 points ago

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we can only buy two at a time.. fascists.

[–]ostsjoe 1 point2 points ago

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And 0 on Sundays. Or cold beer any where besides a liquor store. Fucking blue laws.

[–]Xylotol 4 points5 points ago

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None on a Sunday? But how do you rid the hangover of Saturday?

[–]Azmodeun 4 points5 points ago

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either go to a restaurant that serves liquor/beer or raid the stash of sunday beer specifically for that purpose

[–]ostsjoe 3 points4 points ago

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That, or start a religion that serves beer as part of the Sunday service and you'll get a religious exemption to buy it. Whichever you find easier.

[–]Azmodeun 4 points5 points ago

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May not be easier.. but you are on to something here.... religious beer exemptions..

[–]DeeBoFour20 4 points5 points ago

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You can buy beer in Tennessee on Sunday. It's just the liquor stores that are closed. Beer is available at every gas station and grocery store :)

[–]socoamaretto 2 points3 points ago

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Where?

[–]ph1asco 6 points7 points ago

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I thought the balloons were attached to his cart :(

[–]StrangerinthaAlps 4 points5 points ago

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Carl's stocking up for the trip to Paradise Falls.

[–]SmallMonster 1 point2 points ago

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me too! i was like "man, he is REALLY ready for a party"

....then i looked closer and was sad.

[–]tsatsawassa 19 points20 points ago

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That Social Security check is burning a hole in his pocket!

[–]NrwhlBcnSmrt-ttck 3 points4 points ago

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He should have to work at McDonald's to enjoy alcoholism after a long life of wage labor.

[–]NotThatRelevant 3 points4 points ago

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Someone show this guy a keg.

[–]HarassmentPanda 4 points5 points ago

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Hardy har Bud Light is piss beer I drink superior alcohol. Shut the fuck up Reddit.

[–]shienarier 3 points4 points ago

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I believe that John McCain is on to something here.

[–]jennadaily 2 points3 points ago

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Popped collar means business.

[–]SpaceManAndy 5 points6 points ago

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As a Marylander, I get so depressed when I am reminded that other people can buy alcohol at the grocery store.

[–]mbertels 3 points4 points ago

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This is probably a vendor stocking the shelves with back-stock.

[–]Etab 3 points4 points ago

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ITT: College-aged beer snobs

[–]justifications 8 points9 points ago

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"I need some fucking bananas, bitches love bananas"

[–]RespekKnuckles 11 points12 points ago

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Looks like a Winn-Dixie. Amirite, op?

[–]ANewAccountCreated 2 points3 points ago

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It sure is. Knowledge that truly gives the picture context.

[–]bwieland 4 points5 points ago

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That's utterly disgusting. How could they even sell such underripe bananas?

[–]Chaworth 2 points3 points ago

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He could probably fit that case thats resting on top next to the two on the bottom section. But he don't give a fuck

[–]howfink 2 points3 points ago

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Someone's about to play the Twilight drinking game.

[–]captainBlackUGA 2 points3 points ago

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He's not buying it; he's a beer vendor. He's probably taking it over to the display that it's supposed to be at, or he's putting them with the rest of the beers.

[–]ebonymessiah 2 points3 points ago

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Random question: Is that a Rouse's supermarket?

[–]NitsuaDneirf 6 points7 points ago

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Of course he messes around. Thats bud LITE.

[–]seriouschris 22 points23 points ago

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Yeah, he's a real bad ass with all that Bud Light.

[–]Gauthaman 3 points4 points ago

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small bar owner?

[–]StankyMung 4 points5 points ago

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I manage a large bar. We don't go through that much of one product in a week, we don't do cans, and a distributor would be able to get it for you for half the price.

[–]DUHDUHDominator 1 point2 points ago

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Where is he headed? He already has everything he needs for that shopping trip.

[–]thergrim 1 point2 points ago

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He is going to put it back in the horse.

[–]ljusstake 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldnt buy those bannanas

[–]IronLung330 1 point2 points ago

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wasting so much money on those packs. Should have just got a bunch of 36 packs for 20 bux at walmart

[–]OMG_TRIGGER_WARNING 1 point2 points ago

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He's having a family gathering? a BBQ? he owns a bar? he owns a small concert venue? this is a silly submission

[–]MickolasJae 1 point2 points ago

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something something American piss beer

[–]beefinbed 1 point2 points ago

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shopping level: Canadian.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm assuming he's buying for a bar (illegally) or for a big ass party or it's a damn good deal. And hopefully he's not from Indiana or he'll be disappointed at checkout, they limit us to 72 beers per visit.

[–]Pintsucker 1 point2 points ago

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I come from a small town on the East coast of Canada where alcoholism is as prevalent as atheism is on reddit. There's an old story about a dude pullin up to the gas station with fifteen 24's of beer in the back of his truck and 3 loaves of bread in the cab. The gas attendant, making his usual small talk notices the cargo.
"Jeez boy, what in the name of fuck are gonna do with all that bread?"

[–]eyeoutthere 1 point2 points ago

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Look at all that wasted helium in the background!

[–]Second_Location 1 point2 points ago

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See now, this and pictures like it are what scares me about the combination of camera phones and the internet. I live in fear that I'll be herpty-derping along in the grocery store or whatever, do something stupid momentarily, and live forever in internet infamy. Sheesh.

[–]hillgod 1 point2 points ago

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That's nothing. Back in my college days, we'd roll three carts deep in to Sam's Club and come out with them loaded with cases of beer for fraternity rush. Only the best, though - Keystone Light!

[–]Cacafuego 1 point2 points ago

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I worry that what you just heard was, give me a lot of Bud Light

[–]Vault2high 1 point2 points ago

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Also known as a beer merchandiser.

[–]swampninja 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe try a keg..

[–]asteiner2 1 point2 points ago

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He's probably a merchandiser. I worked as a merchandiser for beer capitol, and I pretty much did this every day.

[–]thepitz 1 point2 points ago

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Is this New Orleans by any chance? This looks like he's stocking up on a beer for some floats.

[–]DopeFishLives 1 point2 points ago

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This man has never heard of a keg.

[–]Uninvited_Corrector 1 point2 points ago

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Extreme Couponing: Alcoholic Edition

[–]nottoosirius 1 point2 points ago

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If this is crazy, you should see us danes when we go shopping in Germany, man that shit is fucked up

[–]angrybane 1 point2 points ago

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Why not just get a keg at that point?

[–]second_variety 2 points3 points ago

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That's actually way more beer than a standard keg. It looks like he has 17 cases of beer in his cart (24 beers each). 12oz x 24 cans x 17 cases = 4,896 fl oz. A full keg in the U.S. is 15.5 gallons, or 1,984 oz, so he has the equivalent of roughly 2.5 kegs there!

[–]batshitcrazyguess 1 point2 points ago

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If you really think about it this is all so obvious. His wife of thirty years, Margaret, passed away the night before. It was a sudden death, and he's not quite sure why God felt the need to take away such a potent part of his life. She truly made him a better person. Before Margey he was a mess of a mine. Drinking at all hours of the day; whores from coast to coast; and all his bills were at least 30 days past due. A life hardly fit for an animal. She was beautiful, his Margey, and although she was unable to give him children to pass on the family name (Fullbright) he never wished to be with another woman. Although after 30 years...30 years and 3 months if you include the courtship...the bedroom became dull at times. Roleplaying, new positions, toys, videos...they all had their moments of thrilling passionate love. But there was always one thing he wished to do, something he had seen many times on their videos...he wished to stick it in the butt. But every time his dearest Margey would say the same thing: "over my dead body!"

And now came his opportunity. But, of course, he would have to be pretty sloshed to get push down the feelings of violation and wrong doing he would be performing later that night. Not pictured: the scented candles likely at the bottom of the carriage.

[–]The_Elder_Rat 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BATuba15 1 point2 points ago

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I never seen bananas that green!

[–]tiki413 1 point2 points ago

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he is messing around....light beer

[–]wrerwin 1 point2 points ago

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Spring break 2012!

[–]tacobizzell 1 point2 points ago

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He is probably a beer vendor for the store.

[–]Endyo 1 point2 points ago

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In this thread a bunch of beer snobs will comment on how Bud Light and similar beverages are bad. However there are some important facts to remember - they have to ridiculous amounts of this crap exactly the same every time in a process where very minor differences can change flavor immensely, especially because of the nature of a 'light' beer. Also, if you're having a big event, you don't want to spend a small fortune on loads of craft beer. Plus you might cause a horrible catastrophy trying to maneuver that much good-time juice in bottles.

I mean think about it, it could have been Natural Light.

[–]Hatch- 1 point2 points ago

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Arthurs biggest enjoyment in life was his wife, Mildred, pissing into his open mouth nightly until he drank his fill. He lost Mildred last year but found Bud Light. Drink on, piss lover.

[–]Phunkdefied 1 point2 points ago

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Bobby Knight?

[–]lolzok 1 point2 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/tvvAQ.jpg

The place I work at. The Danish-German border. Normal shopping cart. Not uncommon at all. Every third customer I would estimate has this amount of beer/soda.

[–]Cptn_Hook 1 point2 points ago

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Those bananas have not been properly rotated.

[–]shwng 1 point2 points ago

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I'll have what he's having.

[–]the_fett_man 1 point2 points ago

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Then there's this guy.

[–]stabbingtonbear 1 point2 points ago

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Nic Cage in 'Leaving West Virginia.'

[–]stillusesAOL 1 point2 points ago

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Love that popped collar.

[–]camelCase47 1 point2 points ago

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On the next episode of Hoarders....

[–]TourettesRobot 1 point2 points ago

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Leonard is throwing a party.

[–]Lost1010 1 point2 points ago

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Do people actually drink light beer in America?

Australia is so different.

[–]vldmr86 1 point2 points ago

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This man does not mess around. http://imgur.com/MVbt4

[–]SAGIND 1 point2 points ago

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In my country if you buy LIGHT beer party goers are legally allowed to remove your ball bag...

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Apparently light beer means serious business.

[–]SpoonyJank 1 point2 points ago

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Here is the boring truth. This guy is a vendor for Budweiser and is working in the grocery store. Large brands like bud, miller, coke, Pepsi, Nabisco and many others go around to stores to manage their shelf space and display space. How/where a product is, is such a large factor of sales, that it is probably the biggest part of marketing. So it is a big deal and people do that for a job. Some deliver the product, stores will warehouse their backstock and these guys will mostly just stock shelves and get paid a million times more than the store's shelf-stockers.

TL;DR: guy couldn't find a pallet jack or a more appropriate cart.

[–]phayn 1 point2 points ago

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http://imgur.com/xplm3

Apparently hes getting ready for twilight drinking game