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[–]remokillen 24 points25 points ago

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Why isn't he partying.

Rod Always parties.

[–]racingfortheprize 11 points12 points ago

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I'm Dave, and I am the stuntman.

[–]abandofgypsys 7 points8 points ago

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Iliketoparty, I'm Rod

[–]remokillen 7 points8 points ago

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You do NOT party, I know for a fact you do NOT party.

[–]lightshowhermit 6 points7 points ago

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You're right dave is the party guy

[–]MrPieGuy 5 points6 points ago

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Sweeeet

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[–]Belathgeth 2 points3 points ago

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(mumbles)you look pretty.

[–]Beastface86 4 points5 points ago

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I said you look shitty!! Bye Denise!!

[–]Iamthesmartest 2 points3 points ago

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I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit

[–]Travisaurus 13 points14 points ago

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[–]jordo3284 5 points6 points ago

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Purrrfect Redditor... (FTFW)

[–]Randall0001 4 points5 points ago

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Ladies, contain your orgasms

[–]Vassosman 3 points4 points ago

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LIKE A BOSS!

[–]mcwillit6 3 points4 points ago

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WHERE THE HELL IS THE PIKACHU!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[–]RickDicolus 4 points5 points ago

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Just add lasers.

[–]dragn99 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone got a larger size? Say... for a desktop background?

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[–]mmmskk[S] -1 points0 points ago

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thinking about them? lol

[–]arghnard 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Robert_Meowney_Jr 2 points3 points ago

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Ms. Chanandler Bong

[–]tjsfive 2 points3 points ago

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Still counts!

[–]morganiscoolr 2 points3 points ago

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In the future after a nuclear war, cats develop the ability to shoot lasers out of their mouths....

[–]ufamizm 2 points3 points ago

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purrfect indeed!

[–]sandfire 1 point2 points ago

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I like american curls, one of my favorite cat breeds.

[–]mywordz 1 point2 points ago

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Where are the thin-mints?

[–]Carpemortem 3 points4 points ago

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I think you mean "PURRFECT".

[–]TechGoat 0 points1 point ago

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Buttocks on my chin?

[–]xj13361987 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell is so damn interesting to the grey cat.

[–]Desiredleopard 0 points1 point ago

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Bs

[–]maderschramm 0 points1 point ago

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He's an atheist, right?

[–]dirty_fingers 0 points1 point ago

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The perfect redditor is gay?

[–]the_mattador 0 points1 point ago

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No neckbeard.

[–]kluda06 0 points1 point ago

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Why do I find this sexy?

[–]yoreatowel 0 points1 point ago

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I read that article in wired magazine today on my lunch break, it was from april of 2011. And now this?! Coincidence, i think not!

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[–]Chairninja 2 points3 points ago

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[–]curvy_lady_92 1 point2 points ago

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2 years here- I think he may be a bit slow.

[–]Defonos -1 points0 points ago

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[–]B0BX -1 points0 points ago

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Wait... that isn't Zach Braff.

[–]redgator -1 points0 points ago

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Needs more tits.

[–]mtk88 -1 points0 points ago

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not enough beard

[–]mongoOnlyPawn -1 points0 points ago

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Not a ginger.

[–]scottvar -1 points0 points ago

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dennis reynolds?

[–]nuclear_cheese -1 points0 points ago

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I want to kick him in the balls so hard.

[–]wargsmon -3 points-2 points ago

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NONE OF THESE COMMENTS ARE FUNNY!!

[–]PainfullDarkness -2 points-1 points ago

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... is white, gay and has kittens?