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[–]fullmetal_cylon 86 points87 points ago

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I found a tree sexy today. How's everyone else doing?

[–]RequiredCheese 39 points40 points ago

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Not sure what to do with this wood...

[–]MadMageMC 29 points30 points ago

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Damn Spriggans... ಠ_ಠ

[–]brningpyre 14 points15 points ago

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Why do you think it's called a taproot?

[–]theknightwhosays_nee 4 points5 points ago

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faproot

[–]zombie_wrider 4 points5 points ago

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dat grass

[–]vorin 7 points8 points ago

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[–]delbin 0 points1 point ago

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There's a sci-fi short story about that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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. . . link to amazon page? I must buy.

[–]delbin 0 points1 point ago

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I found it on the Escape Pod podcast. I'll see if I can find it when I get home.

[–]delbin 0 points1 point ago

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http://escapepod.org/2011/02/24/ep281/ I'm not sure where you can get the full text, but the audio portion is there.

[–]MissesLee 4 points5 points ago

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I painted this sexy tree a couple years ago...

[–]Snow88 2 points3 points ago

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Sounds like you're into trees as much as the folks at r/trees.

[–]fullystonered 2 points3 points ago

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I appreciate these this post.

[–]jmonsignore 2 points3 points ago

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Is bacon a vegetable?

[–]GOPLAYOUTS1DE 0 points1 point ago

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Dancing tree has a nice rack

[–]Iable-A 62 points63 points ago

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Birch I'm fabulous

[–]LimpPopsicle 9 points10 points ago

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Her favorite band to dance to is The Roots.

[–]ITS_GOT_ELECTROLYTES 10 points11 points ago

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Leaf her alone! She's just branching out from more traditional forms of expression.

[–]mikey_croatia 4 points5 points ago

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Wood you all stop with that?

[–]Bardlar 4 points5 points ago

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oak-ay.jpg

[–]IAreSeriousCat 3 points4 points ago

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I think yew were reaching for that one.

[–]scottg96 6 points7 points ago

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This is getting out of hand, fir real.

[–]Perryn 8 points9 points ago

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I bet she's real poplar.

[–]Creepernaut 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yeah, everyone is always pine-ing over her.

[–]Geschirrspulmaschine 1 point2 points ago

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I heard she's kind of a beech in person though.

[–]Bardlar 3 points4 points ago

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It was pretty bad. Can you forgive me? Let bonsai gones be bygones?

[–]sonofslackerboy -2 points-1 points ago

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nice bush

[–]Wodnescild 0 points1 point ago

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Quit barking orders! Besides, she's just re-ashing some shit that's older than the hills.

[–]Cyborg771 25 points26 points ago

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Shit, SCP-091 has breached containment!

Probably Clef's fault again, that guy's dangerous.

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[–]Cyborg771 6 points7 points ago

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That's not all, SCP-517 also showed up on reddit today. I think Clef is Karma whoring...

[–]twitchMAC17 6 points7 points ago

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Oh sweet, a cure for narcolepsy!

[–]gburnaman 4 points5 points ago

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Probably just Bright. Whatever, I'm calling in some field agents, everyone prepare for a domain seizure.

[–]Cyborg771 5 points6 points ago

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Oh man, so THAT'S why imgur is always going down.

[–]Gravitationalrainbow 2 points3 points ago

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I might need to write a tale about this...

[–]Cyborg771 2 points3 points ago

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I'd read that. Maybe don't use Clef though, I don't think he'd appreciate it. Just use some random employee with too much time on his hands. Alternately, maybe SCP-732 is involved.

[–]MaggotChurch 6 points7 points ago

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We'll give him a warning, possibly threaten to move him to Keter duty. You think scaring him with 682 will work?

[–]Lampmonster1 5 points6 points ago

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I thought they put him in a room with 682 and they both just stared at each other and then backed out? It's listed under the many attempts at destroying 682 if I'm remembering right.

Edit: Found it.

Item: Dr. Clef

Tissue Test Record: N/A

Termination Test Record: SCP-682 introduced to testing area. Dr. Clef introduced to testing area. Dr. Clef and SCP-682 stare at each other for approximately three minutes. Dr. Clef slowly backs out of the testing area as SCP-682 continues to stare. Dr. Clef attempts to open door of testing area. Door of testing area determined to be locked. Dr. Clef reportedly uses several loud expletives, and then attaches an unknown device to the door, keeping his eyes on SCP-682 the whole time. SCP-682 continues to stare. Dr. Clef detonates a small plastic explosive charge on the door, causing a containment breach. SCP-682 continues to stare. Dr. Clef engages emergency secondary lockdown doors and declares a partial containment situation. SCP-682 does not react. Dr. Clef proceeds to experiment observation center.

Two minutes later, SCP-682 somehow kills Dr. ███████, the project head, by broken neck caused by blunt force trauma against the control panel, despite remaining in the testing area.

Notes: This is the official story and we're sticking to it. The alternative, that someone tried to murder Dr. Clef by deliberately putting him in the same room as SCP-682, is completely inconceivable. O5-7

[–]iamunderstand 1 point2 points ago

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Does Clef have an origin story yet? I know he was with the GOC at some point, but... he isn't human is he?

[–]Lampmonster1 1 point2 points ago

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Not that I'm aware of. He was found at some University, pretending to be a teacher I think. He just kind of latched on when the SPC came to get some item and has proven so useful that they just let him do his thing.

[–]Cyborg771 0 points1 point ago

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He likes to fuck with people so he has like 20 origin stories. My favourite is from the really long and involved story about him trying to kill that little girl SCP and he basically implies that he's satan.

[–]iamunderstand 0 points1 point ago

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I read that. Doesn't he also flat-out say that he's fucking with us in that one? Something along the lines of, "Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. How will you ever know?"

[–]Jzkqm 2 points3 points ago*

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Oh jeeze, I love the SCP wiki! I read a few hundred articles during down time at my job last summer.

Kondraki for best employee.

[–]lyndseylms 38 points39 points ago

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Dave Mathew's Fire Dancer... Tree?

[–]stinkyhat 4 points5 points ago

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My first thought as well.

[–]rayray52 1 point2 points ago

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Same.

[–]michaelfeldman91 46 points47 points ago

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Dave Matthews Band Dancing...Tree?

[–]ineffable_internut 9 points10 points ago

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Glad someone else noticed it. Awesome.

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[–]cr4zy_cub4n 6 points7 points ago

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Came for the Dave Matthews reference.

[–]iamnotree 1 point2 points ago

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+41 pts XD

[–]wilmslowwill 0 points1 point ago

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my first thought too

[–]Acid_Baron 12 points13 points ago

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Dat ass

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Dat ash. FTFY

[–]InfintySquared 3 points4 points ago

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DAT DRYAD ASS.

[–]dozenrozen[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Dat boob... O_O

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Daphne?!

[–]four_faced_fox 3 points4 points ago

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Apollo approves. He has a thing for trees.

[–]asstits 5 points6 points ago

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is this considered porn for the people at /r/trees?

[–]twitchMAC17 3 points4 points ago

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Apparently you haven't heard of /r/treesgonewild

[–]Felosial 0 points1 point ago

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They might like it in /r/earthporn

[–]iamesauce 4 points5 points ago

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BETTER SELL IT ON EBAY

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[–]jokr004 0 points1 point ago

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But you were just given a free one!

[–]skeeterdeeter 3 points4 points ago

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Spriggan! Kill it with fire!

[–]thinlizzy96 3 points4 points ago

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Sudowoodo? Is that you?

[–]Pinkie_Pi 4 points5 points ago

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The one time where I actually wish I could dance better than a tree.

[–]Exploitable 3 points4 points ago

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hey. hey guys. guys. hey. hey guys, lets repost old photoshopped images to reddit.

i bet we make frontpage.

[–]TheChocolateLava 5 points6 points ago

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[–]DoWhile 2 points3 points ago

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[–]z1bbo 5 points6 points ago

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reeeeeeeepost.. ive seen this pic at least 20 times now :D

[–]wasting_internet 4 points5 points ago

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[–]evanthesquirrel 4 points5 points ago

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[–]HardCorwen 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, actually.

[–]someguyinahat 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I came here for.

[–]BigNoobies 1 point2 points ago

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I'd chop that.

[–]oomskaap 1 point2 points ago

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I saw this picture once in Outlook Express 1.2 next to Motivational posters.

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 1 point2 points ago

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Nice tits and ass on that.

[–]lngdistancrunner 1 point2 points ago

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I would have gone with 'Piney Dancer'.

[–]lwbii00 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like troll mom.

[–]MomoTheCow 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's more boobilous.

[–]simpsoff 1 point2 points ago

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Dat bark

[–]felcatstevens 1 point2 points ago

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Hey girl...

[–]DawnsHalo 1 point2 points ago

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KILL THE SPRITE WITH FIRE

[–]intel23 1 point2 points ago

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"Dance with me! Dance the dance of love"

[–]laserbeanz 1 point2 points ago

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Dat dryad

[–]TechGoat 1 point2 points ago

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Relevent XKCD.

[–]Xeras 1 point2 points ago

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Doctor?

[–]Eragah 1 point2 points ago

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You are the dancing tree, young and sweet , only seventeen!

[–]trollmato 1 point2 points ago

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A daughter of the old gods no doubt.

[–]CorporalYetiDick 1 point2 points ago

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i have an erection

[–]Captain-Fabulous 1 point2 points ago

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I need this tree for my front yard...

[–]beautifulleper 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah if your gay, just kidding, got this photo on my hard drive (just cause you used the word fabulous, which I love that word). It always amazes me how often I see trees with different patterns. One pattern I see quite often is knots that look like squirrel's, the question is did this trait evolve because squirrels in such trees had a slight competitive advantage and therefor spread the seeds of that tree far more often then others to insure this common pattern in certain trees. Has anyone ever noticed the squirrel knots or am I just inferring?

[–]junixx 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else think of Julanar from the old game Quest For Glory 2?

[–]itellyouifitsold 1 point2 points ago

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This is old

[–]skinheaddrone 1 point2 points ago

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repostrepostrepostrepostoriginal

[–]Classy_Dolphin 1 point2 points ago

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Dave Matthews tree, holy shit.

[–]onlygivesfalsefacts 2 points3 points ago

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Tress are responsible for the great bacon famine of 1992. Many have been sent to various prisons for crimes against humanity while some have even been executed.

[–]Theboss0320 0 points1 point ago

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Also, the branch on the right (the leg thats raised) looks like a dick.

[–]TheJanks 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kholms04 0 points1 point ago

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that's the one fine ass...for a tree

[–]p1nk_8c1d_b00ts 0 points1 point ago

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looks like the image used in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GjInNBf-Ew

[–]scy1192 0 points1 point ago

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You can daaance
You can ji-ive
having the time of your liiife

Oooh see that giiirl
watch that sceeeene
digging the dancing treeeee

[–]Im_Just_Looking 0 points1 point ago

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is this in Lincoln?

[–]sonOFsack889 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHAHA I work at a design firm doing logos for people and I used this exact image for a client. Their exact words were, "I love love love it!"

[–]metalrawk 0 points1 point ago

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scary, also left hand is making satanic horns ಠ_ಠ

[–]kleptobizmol 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the cover art of the Dave Matthews Band album Stand up.

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 0 points1 point ago

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FUS RO DAH!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dancing tree is very timber!

[–]Giambattista 0 points1 point ago

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If you saw the tree as the shape of a dancer before you saw the tree in the shape of boobs...well, you know what that means.

[–]KoNy_BoLoGnA 0 points1 point ago

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Dat asspen?

[–]Lunarios 0 points1 point ago

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As an Ent, that has been my FB profile pic for awhile now.

[–]Nickyq52 0 points1 point ago

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This tree is giving me wood

[–]mp5parker 0 points1 point ago

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Treerotica?

[–]NothingGoodAvailable 0 points1 point ago

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Has to be one of the oldest pics I've seen. Didn't even find it funny the first time.

[–]IBWorking 0 points1 point ago

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Old photoshop. Worth1000 contest, IIRC.

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MrUnoriginal 0 points1 point ago

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Nah bro, that's just Lady Gaga

[–]emraindrop 0 points1 point ago

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DMB fans are getting extreeme.

[–]NfgGenocide 0 points1 point ago

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I had to draw this in my art class at college, I drew it like one of my french girls.

[–]yihaw 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot be unseen!!!

[–]Sluurp 0 points1 point ago

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more like fapulus

[–]I_Got_a_FLAN 0 points1 point ago

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Its A Spriggan!

[–]kCAL_ 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this

[–]ebullientity 0 points1 point ago

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dis luks sh0pped

[–]irrational0ptimist 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man.....I would bang that tree.

[–]LaurenKittie 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else think this would make a neat tattoo?

[–]dramatic_walrus 0 points1 point ago

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That tree reminds me of the spriggins in the elder scrolls

[–]MFSleep 0 points1 point ago

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))<>((

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 0 points1 point ago

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/r/pics much?

[–]JesterJayJoker 0 points1 point ago

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[–]speaktodragons 0 points1 point ago

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[–]natsuky -1 points0 points ago

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This is natural beauty. I imagine that the girl is dancing in the sky. It so beautiful!!!

[–]AriBBCP 5 points6 points ago

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wat

[–]hypnopaedia 2 points3 points ago

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So beautiful!!!!!!

[–]dingus_chonus -1 points0 points ago

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I would totally fuck the shit out of that tree

[–]thevoidbreeze -1 points0 points ago

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Dat ass