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[–]MonotonousMan 65 points66 points ago

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Sometimes I do "the jet" where I stand up really fast and rigidly shoot my hands together over my head and let out a "PUPPSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

If i'm really into it i'll kind of shake around like i'm hitting some serious G's.

[–]PhotoshopMogul 23 points24 points ago

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If I did that I would get light headed and collapse.

[–]snowycrazyking 5 points6 points ago

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Same here. I've collapsed three times in the past year and I can honestly say it's not very much fun at all.

[–]PhotoshopMogul 2 points3 points ago

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One of the worst feelings ever.

[–]snowycrazyking 1 point2 points ago

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True that man. I actually broke my nose when it happened this last time at the beginning of March. The swelling still sort of going down so hopefully I won't have to have it surgically set.

[–]Rage4123 -1 points0 points ago

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I once collapsed getting out the bath, hit my head, and then my mum made me clean the bathroom since water went everywhere.

[–]MisterFaxSender 20 points21 points ago

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I don't care if you're a guy, this is adorable.

[–]themangeraaad 4 points5 points ago

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I'm more of a "pshhrrhhhrhshhrhrhhhshr rocketship!" kinda guy myself.

[–]Anagrams_Your_Names 7 points8 points ago

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Moans Unto Moon

[–]MRRoberts 1 point2 points ago

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You're a treasure.

[–]whittcal 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Neferes 19 points20 points ago

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I think it's a nice feeling to make baby dinosaur noises at any given point in time. Especially in a crowded room when it's very quiet.

[–]NoseFetish 13 points14 points ago

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I am a full grown man and make baby dinosaur noises frequently. I assume the people who are judging me either think I am disabled or insane.

Judge on humans, you can't fathom the glee of my self expression.

[–]nostalgicBadger 1 point2 points ago

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I'm out of college now, and I've been doing this since high school. It's especially funny because I usually have a really deep, almost monotone voice, and I'm pretty reserved, so if people don't know me, it usually takes them a while to figure out where the sound is coming from.

[–]Land_Barrell 2 points3 points ago

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Chuy

I mean Chewbacca

[–]gabeq224 11 points12 points ago

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"push little one, push! I have been present for the birth, of every living creature on this island!"

[–]Okina 35 points36 points ago

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Really? You reposted to /r/funny something that was on /r/pics frontpage?

Didn't even change the title?

Fuck you.

[–]Mispelling 17 points18 points ago*

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Wow... it seems like all he does is repost. And not just repost, but repost very recent stuff.

His recent submissions are the Grand Theft Auto gif (currently on the frontpage), a "couple" being married at the Taj Mahal (currently on the frontpage), trying to leave facebook reddit, (recently on the frontpage... at least he changed the title?), etc.

Edit: Sigh... looks like he's just a repost"bot". 73,000 link karma in 3 months. Whatever.

[–]iamesauce 5 points6 points ago

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Tone is everything!

[–]Fourwinds 3 points4 points ago

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Burn him! Burn the reposter!

[–]cevo70 2 points3 points ago

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Hoarding up all that easy karma!! You know...because....stuff...prizes...and all other things!!

[–]GCNerd 5 points6 points ago

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I thought I was the only one! I make baby dino noises every morning and my cats go berserk.

[–]AsskickMcGee 5 points6 points ago

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I just fart.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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My morning stretches sound more like I'm trying to take a big fat dump while a sumo wrestler is laying on top of me.

[–]Bobdor 4 points5 points ago

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I sound like Chewbacca. I hate getting out of bed. Rrrrrrr-ghghghghgh!

[–]monstereddit 2 points3 points ago

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I do this so often that my puppy has started to copy me, she does this weird high pitched stretching noise. It's the cutest thing ever.

[–]magizidane 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone know where I can get this pin? My fiancee would love it.

[–]lillalilly 3 points4 points ago

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These buttons are made by an etsy seller and can be purchased here: http://www.etsy.com/shop/beanforest

[–]inovision 1 point2 points ago

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thanks!

[–]ang21 2 points3 points ago

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I sound more like a hippo

[–]OmarLobster 1 point2 points ago

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Are you trying to tell us that you are vain AND cute?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if hitler made baby dinosaur noises too...

[–]HITLERS_NUTSACK 6 points7 points ago

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Confirmed.

[–]Takarias 0 points1 point ago

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This is most excellent.

[–]xxNickelbackluvr96xx 1 point2 points ago*

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Man that feelin' sure is DINO-myte!!

[–]michaelje0 1 point2 points ago

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Ever watch Eraserhead? That will ruin it for you.

[–]smilenowgirl 1 point2 points ago

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So cute.

[–]afcagroo 1 point2 points ago

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How do you know what a baby dinosaur sounded like? Maybe it sounded like a pig rooting for truffles. Or like Snooki having an orgasm. (Are those two even different? I hope never to find out.)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And that went from 'awww' to 'ewwww' in half a second..

[–]FloppY_ 1 point2 points ago

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[–]philihp 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe this.

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[–]now_really 0 points1 point ago

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I can't be the only one that made the same noise just now...

[–]Lillipout 0 points1 point ago

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I sing: "I'm going to shake, shake, shake my sillies out."

[–]DOWNVOTE-BOT 0 points1 point ago

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I don't stretch in the morning. I jump out of bed and shake as if I'm getting out of the shower. Wakes me up real quick!

[–]Luke_Hero 0 points1 point ago

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Not usually the sound I make when my alarm goes off for work.

[–]TheKronk 1 point2 points ago

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"Muuuuuurrrrghlblmfuck"

[–]Jurstin 0 points1 point ago

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Getting out of bed in the morning is the worst feeling...getting into bed is the greatest feeling.

[–]2ezyo 0 points1 point ago

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I make zombie noises as I awaken in the morning. Then I roll over and bite my finances head open.

[–]sammywoose 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kholms04 0 points1 point ago

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haha just like when Little Foot was born from the first Land Before Time movie

[–]Comakip 0 points1 point ago

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I heared Ke$ha in my head.

[–]UnitedGeekdom 0 points1 point ago

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At least link to the designer on etsy...

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I love how we've determined what baby dinosaurs are supposed to sound like and are now likening the sounds we make to that of baby dinosaurs.

[–]amc-CR 0 points1 point ago

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so I guess you know how a baby dinosaur sounds?

[–]wild_muppen_appeared 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, that's cool. I tend to just say "fuck" in a strained voice. Not very imaginative.

[–]Norkon 0 points1 point ago

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Thank god I thought I was the only one who did this in the morning.

[–]excitementgang 0 points1 point ago

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Literally every morning.

[–]NotAmarusCameron 0 points1 point ago

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Baltimore Inner Harbor, fuck yeah!

[–]TracyMorganFreeman -1 points0 points ago

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Mr. DNA! Where did you come from?

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[–]cold_fire149 -2 points-1 points ago

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Penterest is leaking again.