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[–]blackbright 13 points14 points ago

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Tastes the same as Extra. I wouldn't be surprised to find the same company makes both of them.

Edit: Just googled it ... goddamn, Wrigley make both of them.

[–]iCole 8 points9 points ago

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Wrigley make about 95% of gums.

[–]HarryFucking_Potter 6 points7 points ago

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IT'S A CONSPIRACY.

[–]FerralWombat 1 point2 points ago

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Poster says "edit" but no *...

[–]ecmmyers 34 points35 points ago

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Sorry, Emma Stone distracted me. What was the topic?

[–]Flonn 12 points13 points ago

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Something about Emma Stone having a very slow seizure.

[–]hell_in_a_shell 9 points10 points ago

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Wait there was a topic? I thought this was about Emma Stone....

[–]Shnozberries 66 points67 points ago

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No, thats the look your girlfriend gives when you are inside of her.

[–]Penis_Overlord 45 points46 points ago

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[–]bajablasted 3 points4 points ago

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For one awful second that picture made me think one of my monitor's pixels died.

[–]Shnozberries 10 points11 points ago

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Here is your mom's look when I am inside of her. http://partyfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/fail-hot_ugly_woman_shirt-butterface.jpg Sorry, I am not good with HTML

[–]3825 0 points1 point ago

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Man, your mum is so much hotter than the overlord's mum. I'd do your mum any day, with her written permission of course.

[–]Shnozberries 0 points1 point ago

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Verbal consent is just fine.

[–]3825 0 points1 point ago*

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She is fine indeed. In other news, I am doing it wrong. How did I end up praising... *sigh

Oh, I will pay her in gum cum indeed :P

[–]TheRedComet 8 points9 points ago

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I'd be fine with any look if Emma Stone was my girlfriend

[–]tocheer67 2 points3 points ago

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Peggy Lee Syndrome

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[–]christinatheterrible -1 points0 points ago

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People don't read usernames

[–]1877KARS4KIDS 4 points5 points ago

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Just because it's a novelty account doesn't mean it isn't obnoxious and deserves downvotes.

[–]_Mattman_ 0 points1 point ago

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he's a pale imitation of only_says_fuck_yeah, who RES tells me I've given 30+ upvotes.

[–]I_Say_Fuck_Yeah 0 points1 point ago

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I am only_says_fuck_yeah. I forgot the password...

[–]_Mattman_ 1 point2 points ago

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fuck yeah

[–]krylakenlo 47 points48 points ago

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That's odd.. I can't find any reason as to why this is funny.

[–]varemia 30 points31 points ago

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Because the commercials for 5 gum are all about how intense chewing the gum is as an experience. It's really more like, "meh, this is alright." And that's what the GIF was expressing.

[–]superwinner 11 points12 points ago

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Whenever those commercials come on I scream at the T.V., "ITS GUM!! ITS JUST FUCKING GUM!!"

[–]Ragnalypse -1 points0 points ago

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that is because your ping must be 0 or 100

thank you very much I am glad I could fix your problem.

[–]SolKool 4 points5 points ago

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Now, what does it feel to chew 5 packs of gum at once?

[–]HarryFucking_Potter 1 point2 points ago

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[–]miojo 6 points7 points ago

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im in love with Emma Stone.

[–]CommanderCooper 3 points4 points ago

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Jim Carrey's been there, done that.

[–]CoffeeNerd 2 points3 points ago

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I love the packaging on 5 gum. Must be former cigarette packaging designers. So nice.

[–]reddit_user13 2 points3 points ago

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I would chew that so hard.

[–]jukeboxsavage 0 points1 point ago

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Get in line.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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emma stone gets my gooey mess up her bum

[–]Willyjwade 8 points9 points ago

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BLASPHEMER HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE COMMERCIALS THEY CLEARLY STATE MUCH MORE JOY IS HAD CHEWING THEIR GUM.

[–]BackScratcher 3 points4 points ago

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Where is this from?

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[–]HarryFucking_Potter 2 points3 points ago

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DM;ES

[–]GhostalMedia 3 points4 points ago

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I predict a comment worthy of r/SRS outrage.

[–]popsicleptik 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, guess I dance a little too.

[–]TheLonelyStranger 0 points1 point ago

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But..I like 5.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'd pee in her butt

[–]cvkxhz 0 points1 point ago

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...Assman? Is that you?

[–]STJRedstorm 0 points1 point ago

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5 gum is the WORST

[–]LeetAmerico -1 points0 points ago

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Will it be weird when I marry Emma Stone because we were born on the same day, probably hours apart?

[–]Planet-man -3 points-2 points ago

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5 gum is actually amazing.... the mint and watermelon ones, anyway. I haven't tried "React" yet.

[–]tehweave -2 points-1 points ago

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Accurate.