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[–]tenstones8 157 points158 points ago

This not a game anymore this is survival

[–]a_virginian 48 points49 points ago

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING HANDS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TABLE!!!

[–]Immynimmy 72 points73 points ago

There's always the fucking asshole who always bumps the table. Then when he/she bumps it for the 7th fucking time, everything collapses and then he/she goes: "Oh my god, are you serious? Who did that?!"

Bitch it was you. You're not fooling anyone, you lying cunt.

[–]McKrafty 48 points49 points ago

Nice try, Table bumper.

[–]BoonTobias 7 points8 points ago

And if you hit this table one more time then the record might skip, might skip, I told you, stop hitting the table

[–]AlcoholicZebra 3 points4 points ago

I recorded this back in 94!

[–]mrpeach32 19 points20 points ago

Fuck you Tracy! I saw you bump the fucking table, I fucking saw you bump it you stupid bitch! Fuck this game and fuck all of you, I'm going to the bar!

[–]rAmrOll 2 points3 points ago

What is this from?

[–]mrpeach32 12 points13 points ago

Nothing, I just thought it is funny when people flip their shit over board games, and my SO's boss is a bitch named Tracy.

[–]GoodGuyGlenn 1 point2 points ago

I'M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!!

[–]raporteur 1 point2 points ago

I'M AN ADULT

[–]cm1993 4 points5 points ago

Godammit you'll kill us all!

[–]RichJMoney 101 points102 points ago

I swear to god this happened, but no one who wasn't there ever believes me... but I started the game by removing a side from the bottom, and finished it by removing the center from the bottom. It was so lightly balance because I had forced most of the weight onto that side, and the next player only touched it before it came crashing down.

[–]megants 99 points100 points ago

Last time I played Jenga, I pulled a piece out which left this: http://i.imgur.com/O7Ovx.jpg. I noticed the leaning of the tower was just right so it would balance. Felt like a bomb disposal expert removing that piece

[–]Hounmlayn 11 points12 points ago

proof = upvote, unlike these paraders who just talk about it. I've always tried to do this, gopd job sir!

[–]BlackHoleFun 49 points50 points ago

That sounds beautiful. ;_;

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

You are my hero.

[–]Strawcrazyman 13 points14 points ago

I go to a gaming club, and camera phones are always out and ready during Jenga games. It's the only way anyone ever believes.

[–]RichJMoney 12 points13 points ago

This was back in the day when I only had my Nokia... and it was in a smoke filled room of a coffee shop. Ah, those were the days.

[–]EvanMacIan 18 points19 points ago

I once won a game of risk with a roll of three sixes.

[–]vandelay714 10 points11 points ago

The Ukraine is weak.

[–]Darkpulse462 7 points8 points ago

Ukraine is not weak!!!

[–]OmarLobster 2 points3 points ago

Asia is a costly bitch to keep.

[–]IAmtheHullabaloo 7 points8 points ago

RISK, when the southern hemisphere dominates, for a change.

[–]EvanMacIan 2 points3 points ago

Ukraine is game to you?!

[–]Derppy 1 point2 points ago

Nice try Ukraine.

[–]Hermes87 8 points9 points ago

I love it when this sort of thing happens in risk and the other player gets outraged, like you cheated. To be on the receiving end, however, can be so frustrating.

[–]AwesomeDay 28 points29 points ago

Risk ends friendships, relationships and families. The game ends when the game pieces are on the floor and your family is in pieces.

[–]votercolonel 15 points16 points ago

Anyone for a game of monopoly?

[–]Hermes87 16 points17 points ago

The trick to really wind people up in monopoly is to shout "MINE" at the top of your voice when they land on a square you own. And then to calculate the toll aloud, eg. 'that's 50 rent for the square, then 50 for each house, so (pointing at the houses as you count) 50, 100, 150, 200. You owe me 200'

[–]blink_again_bitch 9 points10 points ago

200? Bitch please, shit gets serious when you owe like 2000

[–]Hermes87 5 points6 points ago

I also enjoy keeping people in the game, but only just. Leaving them with 1 unit of currency and taking a load of their properties. So brutal.

[–]blink_again_bitch 6 points7 points ago

'I'll let you out of this 1000 pound debt if you give me your station...

i ALWAYS get all 4 stations.

[–]vecnyj 1 point2 points ago

Speaking of destroying families: We're playing monopoly, and my little brother lands gets a card where he can take anyone with him to a spot of his choice. I offer him 100 for taking me with him to Go. He accepts my 100, then takes me to his highest rent property (I think it was one of the green, so it hurt). Chaos ensued.

[–]votercolonel 1 point2 points ago

My family was playing monopoly and as I was quite young I lost pretty early and went to bed where my brother continued to play with my mom and stepfather.

Cue me waking up to my brother going nuts in the lounge screaming at the top of his lungs : "I'm going to get the scissors and cut Mayfair out of the board!!!!!" (it's the equivalent of Boardwalk for you American types).

Many laughs were had and continue to be had.

[–]vecnyj 0 points1 point ago

But at least when you lose in monopoly you can leave. Being last with no sign of improvement in Settlers of Catan is torture.

[–]azimir 0 points1 point ago

Never again. We play Solarquest now! Monopoly in Space with Guns.

[–]votercolonel 1 point2 points ago

Looks neat.

[–]Pinyaka 2 points3 points ago

True. Everyone should switch over to Arkham Horror.

[–]jewboselecta 0 points1 point ago

Sweet sweet memories. I have also been relocated 8 times due to rage filled ex family members and friends due to this relationship killer

[–]Camoo 4 points5 points ago

I cried

[–]douglas_ 2 points3 points ago

I believe this because he said people never believe it

[–]flackinblack 4 points5 points ago

so brave

[–]Wolfgangers 40 points41 points ago

I do believe that someone has used computer trickery to make those black fellows appear in the picture, when, in fact, they were not at the scene.

[–]ewwfoundmi 59 points60 points ago

Are you implying that gentlemen of African descent do not enjoy a thrilling round of jenga?

[–]kinnu 12 points13 points ago

Holy shit, I didn't even see the black guys!

[–]AriBBCP 8 points9 points ago

maybe they were from uganda

[–]reddit_user13 7 points8 points ago

Ugand-a-see me!

[–]SexyAsShit 1 point2 points ago

Jenga 2012

[–]OmarLobster 4 points5 points ago

Truth must come out! Time to describe those pixels for what they are.

[–]humongous 0 points1 point ago

you sir, have a way with words.

[–]Nikkilak 14 points15 points ago*

Jenga-man and Chicken, Bitch.

Edit: fixey image extenciöne'

[–]everfalling 2 points3 points ago

you accidentally an image extension

[–]MrPopo231 4 points5 points ago

yeah, you can tell with the distorted jenga blocks.

[–]Bounceupinher[S] 4 points5 points ago

What if they are just falling over?

[–]MrPopo231 0 points1 point ago

The only ones distorted are the ones over the afroamerican individuals, so unlikely.

[–]rhubarbbus 52 points53 points ago

Those black guys look photo shopped. I can tell because of the pixels and I've seen a few black guys in my time.

[–]TheseAreTheEndTimes 13 points14 points ago

Well, whoever did it did it a great job, they even got the reflections of their fingers on the table.

[–]the_rumblebee 6 points7 points ago

Under the black guy's chin, big time jagged square irregular pixels. Bad job. Plus terrible job on the Jenga blocks around the other guy's face.

Also, 14th row from the bottom, left-most block is easy pickings. Will slide right out. That or the middle one.

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

the halos around their heads tipped me off

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[–]rhubarbbus 2 points3 points ago

Every now and then I miss b.

[–]Alianthos 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand you're right.

[–]Tafkas 6 points7 points ago

Well, I think it's pronounced "Henga," but if you want to crap all over the Spanish language, go ahead.

[–]votercolonel 2 points3 points ago

Thanks! I say jalapenos with a hard J as well, how do you feel about that?

[–]nimchip 1 point2 points ago

Yalapeños?

[–]Cayou 0 points1 point ago

The game's name comes from Swahili, not Spanish. WHERE IS DJOOR GOD NOW?

[–]Ranmara 0 points1 point ago

How do you know how they pronounced it? ಠ_ಠ

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

[–]1877KARS4KIDS 0 points1 point ago

The URL contained a malformed video ID.

I learned nothing.

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

wow, i even copy pasted it, let me try this again

here

[–]ampliora 2 points3 points ago

The beauty of Jenga is there is one loser, the rest winners.

[–]elimit 2 points3 points ago

ITS FUNNY CUZ THERE BLACK

[–]TrueWarrior 2 points3 points ago

Marvel Comics hat - backwards. Thug life.

[–]why_not_this_name 1 point2 points ago

[–]notjawn 1 point2 points ago

Not really, that's one of the easiest movies in the entire game.

[–]bddwb 1 point2 points ago

What the hell is all over the mouth of the black guy in the back of the picture?

[–]Fruitboots 0 points1 point ago

Photoshopped pixels

[–]Blinsin 0 points1 point ago

its photoshopped. Real image

[–]Crimyote 1 point2 points ago

Not fried. I call bullshit!

[–]aTrustedTurtle 2 points3 points ago

These are the faces of my friends and I during our normal hardcore game of Jenga.

[–]Garrehn 8 points9 points ago

There is a new version of this game called 9/11.

[–]Crepti 22 points23 points ago

If by 'new' you mean over 10 years old?

[–]nodefense 1 point2 points ago

Some time in September 2010 I was telling a business minded uni student friend of mine about the 'extreme jenga' meme, and I suggested that it would be hilarious if someone were to set up a game of jenga using massive blocks in the central square of our fairly large city next 9/11, especially as the next one would be the tenth anniversary. His eyes lit up and he whipped out his phone - he was googling the square manager's number... He called, introducing himself as representing Jenga International, and asked if it was free the second weekend next September. It was.

This is all outside the US, but I still wonder what would have happened in we had actually gone ahead with it. International news and a lifetime ban from the US, for sure.

[–]ArchangelPT 2 points3 points ago

Black people make the best reaction faces.

[–]VOICE_OF_REASONING 0 points1 point ago

So they were photoshopped into the picture

[–]jajison 1 point2 points ago

I've played Jenga until there were no possible moves left. It was crazy.

[–]throwAwayObama 0 points1 point ago

ko

[–]ExtraDip 0 points1 point ago

Jenga City Bitch

[–]Karmakazee89 0 points1 point ago

I bet in the next frame the Jenga tower falls on one of the black guys' face.

[–]tashinorbo 0 points1 point ago

buy the knockoff jenga blocks. The wood isn't as smooth and it makes the games way more intense

[–]throwaway123454321 0 points1 point ago

You think this is a game?!

I think Jenga is a game.

[–]onesixeight 0 points1 point ago

[–]loopyjolaura 0 points1 point ago

My dad went from cool guy to my hero when playing Jenga. Most of the tower was pretty much inaccessible without knocking it over and there were three rows with only the middle block left. I was beginning to start gloating as a young, immature kid about to beat her father when he goes for the middle block of the three rows only supported by one. With one brave pull he yanks it out and the blocks above just fall neatly into place and stay up. The best loss I've ever had.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Can someone provide the exploitable please? I couldn't find it.

[–]highstakesjenga 0 points1 point ago

Finally, my time to shine.

[–]PookySan1 0 points1 point ago

steaks when you're high is the best...you deserve more love

[–]JP_Filth 0 points1 point ago

This is too serious to look at twice

[–]last1here 0 points1 point ago

that asshole has his hands and chin on the fucking table. if that falls over its all his fault

[–]prettyjimmy 0 points1 point ago

I agree, when we play Jenga it's "no touching the table out of turn"

[–]last1here 0 points1 point ago

and with such an extreme move this guy is asking for it to tip

[–]RequiredCheese 0 points1 point ago

[–]Fr0sted_Butts 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd hard. Enjoy your 4000th upvote

[–]Hughcumber 0 points1 point ago

I want black friends :(

[–]FlockaFlameSmurf 0 points1 point ago

It's Mahvel Baby!

[–]pingspike 0 points1 point ago

My OCD and I would very much like to turn all the Jenga blocks the right way up.

[–]fuzzycuffs 0 points1 point ago

I really want black friends. :(

[–]ojolejano 0 points1 point ago

when i first discovered that game, it was in a weekend trip to visit some old relatives, i kept winning and winning and i was feeling like a bad ass, i was 9 btw....

years later i learnt what "parkinson" meant

[–]RyuKenya 0 points1 point ago

Did you know that Jenga means "to build" in swahili...true story

[–]it_wasnt_me_ 0 points1 point ago

shit is about to get reaaaaal seriousss up this mothafuckaaaa!!

[–]mrsully1981 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love jenga

[–]Brisco_County_III 0 points1 point ago

Take it from the fourteenth row up, on the left. It'll slide out with no resistance.

I have been trained in the way of Jenga from a young age.

[–]Knope_Knope_Knope 0 points1 point ago

dave? dave is that you?

[–]Fjolleprut 0 points1 point ago

A great game where everybody, except one, wins

[–]spinlock 0 points1 point ago

Best drinking game ever: write penalties (i.e. chug, the person to your left does a shot, etc... ) on jenga pieces.

[–]JonathanHarford 0 points1 point ago

This... this is racist, right?

[–]the_internet_clown 0 points1 point ago

it isnt

[–]JonathanHarford 0 points1 point ago

Whew. Carry on, then!

[–]Replaces_Heads 0 points1 point ago

[–]morras92 0 points1 point ago

if you look closely you can see a flamin' hot cheeto in the middle black guys mouth =O

[–]Ragequack 0 points1 point ago

Original Stereotypical Image. Just Shopped the guy and jenga in.

[–]ShakeableHippo 0 points1 point ago

The longer you stare, the funnier it gets.

[–]upsetGobbles 0 points1 point ago

What's in the black guy on the left's mouth?

[–]Cptn_Janeway 0 points1 point ago

I have OP tagged as "watches little girls poop"

Interesting...

[–]Bounceupinher[S] 1 point2 points ago*

You read a story about my daughter not being able to poop without someone standing by the door because she is scared. Interesting twist you put on that though.

Edit* I now have you tagged as Reading Comprehension Lvl: 0

[–]Cptn_Janeway 0 points1 point ago

Well...technically my tag is correct and to the point.

[–]Bounceupinher[S] 0 points1 point ago

No, its not. We don't watch her poop. We just used to have to stand close to the door.

[–]Cptn_Janeway 0 points1 point ago

You seem to be pretty mad, not gonna lie.

[–]Bounceupinher[S] -1 points0 points ago

That's because your reading comprehension level is 0.

[–]Cptn_Janeway 0 points1 point ago

You know I don't actually have you tagged as that right? You do know that every line has been layered with sarcasm? RIGHT?

Please tell me this didn't all go over your head.

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[–]VOICE_OF_REASONING 0 points1 point ago

He was going for a side piece..

[–]NFSHP2 -1 points0 points ago

NEED FOR SPEED HOT PURSUIT 2

[–]onlygivesfalsefacts -1 points0 points ago

Jenga is a favorite game among pornstars.

[–]wallieburger -4 points-3 points ago

as someone who played jenga a couple days ago you never pick those bottom pieces, the whole thing is supported by them. besides there are like 3 peices in this pic that would slide right out ...

[–]VOICE_OF_REASONING 3 points4 points ago

Isn't the point of the game to get the other person to knock it over? I would imagine you are horrible at this game with your logic here

[–]wallieburger -1 points0 points ago

yeah the point of the game is to get the other person to knock it over. but it would DEFINITELY fall over if he pulled that piece out. So he would lose.

[–]puma0927 -2 points-1 points ago

I remember seeing the same two guys on the right, but instead of the blocks they were looking at chicken on the table. Anyone know where I can find it?

[–]Panagoman -2 points-1 points ago

Can someone replace the jengas with a kfc bucket?

[–]Fruitboots 2 points3 points ago

In the original photo of them, they're looking at chicken.

http://a1.img.mobypicture.com/e16e90eae248d8e853e2eeeabc8ee185_view.jpg

[–]Panagoman 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]powerchicken -5 points-4 points ago

Is there KFC hidden inside the jenga?

[–]MEOWTOWN 0 points1 point ago

Shhh. Not cool, man.

[–]powerchicken 0 points1 point ago

Oh come on, a bit of casual racism never hurt anyone.