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[–]brebnahbrau 14 points15 points ago

everyday, you repost something that has made the front page within the last couple of weeks... why?

[–]Ragnalypse 6 points7 points ago

Confirmed, OP is a faggot.

[–]ISmellADerp 2 points3 points ago

By "OP" you mean "Orange Penis", right?

[–]ThreeInvisibleDucks 0 points1 point ago

There're always some ducks who haven't seen it. And chuckled.

[–]GameIsInTheName 1 point2 points ago

I chuckled.

[–]Malex_Wolf 1 point2 points ago

"Get back! Else I will PEE ALL OVER YOU!"

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[–]Klowned 3 points4 points ago

It actually works.

Muggers avoid crazy people.

Start screaming about aliens and whip your dick out, then start jacking off.

They will disperse SO QUICKLY.

[–]OptionalOptions 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this so many times and I still laugh.

[–]lolimanoob 0 points1 point ago

the only reason I didn't downvote this repost is because it's of cats

[–]vinsite 0 points1 point ago

"I said..KISS MY ASS!!"

[–]penny013 0 points1 point ago

I thought this said ASSUME THE POSITION like as in anal-.... Fill in the blank

[–]ISmellADerp 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious :D

[–]ShadowSkill 0 points1 point ago

This is RECENT! :D

[–]BogdanD 0 points1 point ago

I can't think of a worse defensive position than exposing your balls.

[–]spdorsey 0 points1 point ago

Cats are funny because they are stupid.

[–]Beastface86 -2 points-1 points ago

If you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.....