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[–]DaNReDaN 26 points27 points ago

[–]Scriblon 7 points8 points ago

Now I understand why these warnings are needed in the first place...

[–]Maevenn 24 points25 points ago

They've obviously seen Trainspotting

[–]1derwoman 2 points3 points ago

That was pretty much my first thought when I saw this also. Kudos to you for being the first one to post it.

[–]floaty 8 points9 points ago

dropped in to say just that... the ONLY other comment ಠ_ಠ

[–]Dammit182 3 points4 points ago

Thanks for confirming that I've never had an original thought.

[–]pokeurmom 1 point2 points ago

Thought i was so cool last night. computer crashed a month ago so can only make memes at work. Thought i was going to be so original... guess not...

[–]sternocleido 12 points13 points ago

We have a kind of strange one at my university

[–]phire 11 points12 points ago

International students.

[–]ZeekySantos 9 points10 points ago

The other guy already said international students, but I thought I'd elaborate. In Asia they use squat toilets almost exclusively, I;m lucky in that I live in a highly westernized area here, but most of the locals use squats. As a result, these people have no idea how to use a western toilet, it's just not intuitive to sit while shitting, no matter how much it looks like a seat. Because of this, when they go overseas (and universities are one of the most common reasons for them to travel) they tend to squat on the bowl. Western toilets weren't designed for this kind of pressure and they break easily.

[–]meiyoumayo 1 point2 points ago

Squat toilets.

[–]yesyesyesalright 2 points3 points ago

UNSW?

[–]sternocleido 1 point2 points ago

Sure is

[–]FairlyGoodGuy 0 points1 point ago

I suppose I understand the "you may hurt yourself" part, since the typical American toilet isn't designed for that sort of thing. But why would the bowl break? I suppose the weight distribution would be slightly different, but surely the bowls aren't that fragile.

[–]NolanRoss 6 points7 points ago

Clearly we need the the TSA to keep us safe.

[–]SpinDubTracks 12 points13 points ago

"S'cuse me sir, I'm gonna have to check ya aaaasshole..."

[–]HocusThePocus 1 point2 points ago

And you did a big boy poo

[–]abkleinig 2 points3 points ago

Frank Reynolds should read this.

[–]voldemort_the_nazi 3 points4 points ago

Somebody get /r/firstworldanarchists over there!

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[–]danielk7396 1 point2 points ago

I'll take note next time I'm on the board preparing to dive into a toilet.

[–]_newtothis 1 point2 points ago

I needed this last night.

[–]sl2773 1 point2 points ago

If more toilets had warnings like that I wouldn't have had those three concussions.

[–]OhWhyBother 1 point2 points ago

"I didn't jump! I was pushed!!"

[–]ExtraDip 1 point2 points ago

How else am I going to teleport to another person's toilet?

[–]Sinnermario 1 point2 points ago

Y u no like Darwin ?

[–]Ikimasen 1 point2 points ago

I am buying stickers right now

[–]zombehx 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/VVlMs.jpg

If only I had posted this. -_-

[–]AriBBCP 2 points3 points ago

then what? you would have more imaginary internet points?

[–]zombehx 1 point2 points ago

Glad you understand. (:

[–]thedefiant 1 point2 points ago

Well they must assume this would happen if you didn't have that warning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=416G_oTFXZc

[–]Aleril_Antarai 0 points1 point ago

I would think drunk people would see the sign and think it says to dive. That would be hilarious horrible.

[–]ScottyG555 0 points1 point ago

Woa careful someone could get permenantly injured with that!

[–]feloniusmonk 0 points1 point ago

Ewan McGregor will be very disappointed.

[–]Wackydude1234 0 points1 point ago

And the search on ebay begins.

[–]ithrowfruitatpeople 0 points1 point ago

Also no clapping.

[–]iwillupvoteyourface 0 points1 point ago

I guess allot of people have been trying to get to the ministry of magic.

[–]pokeurmom 0 points1 point ago

Does it seem weird that so many of the people that watch the walking dead also watch "bring it on"?

[–]woahwaitwhathuh 0 points1 point ago

Stickers like this keep men like Charles Darwin out of business.

[–]LordOfAwesomeTown 0 points1 point ago

One of the toilets at my uncle's house has a similar sticker on it. There is also another sticker saying that it is made out of Rice Crispies.

[–]spike_10 0 points1 point ago

yes... shallow and pedantic..

[–]the_dying_punk 0 points1 point ago

No diving huh? What about bombing in

[–]AlixTengusa 0 points1 point ago

You guys never let me have any fun!

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

Warning: Might cure your idiocy.

[–]kutr 0 points1 point ago

  • It's funny :)

[–]rorryantovan -1 points0 points ago

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

Dude? What kind of site was that?

[–]rorryantovan 0 points1 point ago

One that has South Park episodes on... why?

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

I'm concerned with a site that requires me to download software, just to watch a video.

[–]rorryantovan 0 points1 point ago

wut?

There's an ad above the video.... you click the X in the top right hand corner of the ad to close the ad.... then click the play button... then watch the episode.

You can do it!

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

I clicked the video. "Must download blah blah java to watch vodeo." pop-up. I'll try again, for science.

Oh okay. Sneaky bastards.

[–]rorryantovan 1 point2 points ago

All those video stream sites have those sneaky "download" buttons.... it's always just ads

[–]TheGamingLord -1 points0 points ago

Do you work at Namco pools?

[–]ioncloud9 -1 points0 points ago

lol i was just about to say

[–]onlygivesfalsefacts -2 points-1 points ago

Toilet diving is the national sport of Norway.