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[–]ExpectTheUnexpected 273 points274 points ago

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Oh come on. The one time something I made gets to the front page it's a repost by someone else.

Here's the original full size version from 18 days ago if anyone is curious.

What I can't figure out though is what's the point of that black background you added.

[–]georgeguy007 42 points43 points ago

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The black background is to prevent Karma Decay from recognizing similar photos. Or at least that's my guess.

[–]vegasdoesvegas 8 points9 points ago

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How's it feel? Are you happy that lots of people are seeing your work, or pissed that you're not getting the credit (except in the comments)?

[–]Semajal 5 points6 points ago

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I made a video in EVE Online years ago, someone else put it on youtube and at the last count it was up to around 117k views. It is a weird feeling, kind of pride that something I made got popular but also a bit sad that no-one knows it was me (unless I point it out) I would say mostly satisfaction though :D

[–]AbeDrinkin 3 points4 points ago

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Uh can you post the link?

[–]Semajal 1 point2 points ago

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No idea why you got downvoted for asking. here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h5UJpO5Mik

to note this was made in about 20 minutes with windows moviemaker :D I half made a follow up video after the ship in question was destroyed. This got the love for being the first video of the first titan (largest ship in game) ever made on the server.

[–]snoogins1 15 points16 points ago

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Dont worry, i will give my karma to the content creator

[–]Azurphax 3 points4 points ago

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You posted to wearethemusicmakers! Funny has like 50x as many subs.

Anyway; downvoted repost, upvoted original

[–]Methadose 4 points5 points ago

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The truly ironic thing about the black bars, he commented on someone's editing job being shitty (black bg) quite recently.

[–]lurkerinmyheart 4 points5 points ago

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fuck that guy, i actually posted right now, thought you were snoozing by now and defended your intellectual property(lol)

[–]drnick5 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to reddit!

[–]GroovyTrout 1 point2 points ago

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I still can't figure out why someone would save a picture just to repost it to the exact same website.

[–]diddysaysupvoteordie 1 point2 points ago

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[–]schrute_beet_farms 1 point2 points ago

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It's fine, I just hope my beets beat beats headphones. Dr. Dre should give up now.

[–]OmitsWordsByAccident 0 points1 point ago

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And to make matters worse, Beats stole their logo from BigFix.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You should have expected this...

[–]aktsukikeeper 0 points1 point ago

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I did what I can, but he has 1227 upvotes! It's 1226 now, but that's all I can do. Have an upvote good sir.

[–]MiamiFootball 18 points19 points ago

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[–]notacute 9 points10 points ago

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AAAHHH EEEE OOOOOOOOH KILLAH TOFUUUUUUU

[–]munnyfish 16 points17 points ago

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looks like his right hand has wizard's cancer

[–]ExpectTheUnexpected 3 points4 points ago

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Yeap I completely forgot to color it, my bad.

[–]gichebiche 62 points63 points ago

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bears, beets, battlestar galactica

[–]JenovaPuppet 10 points11 points ago

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Question. What kind of bear is best?

[–]ScaleneZA 11 points12 points ago

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Wrong. Black bear.

[–]WomenBeShoppin 4 points5 points ago

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*False

FTFY

[–]bears_beets 1 point2 points ago

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That's questionable

[–]noodlepenis 1 point2 points ago

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*debatable

[–]Ragnalypse 15 points16 points ago

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Bears, beets... Battlestar Galactica

[–]CkEternity 22 points23 points ago

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IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE

[–]shyshyboy 4 points5 points ago*

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JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES

edit: thank you knubington I am a nub.

[–]webb17 5 points6 points ago

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MICHAEL

[–]barium111 5 points6 points ago

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Oh very funny... MICHAEL!

[–]neonwatermelon 3 points4 points ago*

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SUFFER EVERY YEAR!

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[–]shyshyboy -1 points0 points ago

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fml

[–]DocKitler 1 point2 points ago

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We use this as our team name for bar trivia, and I'm always really disappointed when no one gets the reference. We go to several venues, and only one MC out of about six have caught it. The worst is when the MC pronounces it wrong... I've heard Beers, Beets, Battlestar Galactica countless times. Some just forget the end and call us Bears and Beets. sigh

[–]bears_beets -1 points0 points ago

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YOU CALLED?

[–]_end3r_ 0 points1 point ago

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You rang?

[–]lurkerinmyheart 6 points7 points ago

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My bro did this. Original: http://www.reddit.com/r/WeAreTheMusicMakers/comments/qbw4h/i_really_want_to_get_a_pair_of_beets/

I know content like this has no owner on the internets, but neither has karma any value. But you stole his sweet karma, still.

[–]wtfwhytheface 38 points39 points ago

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I am furious that he would ridicule his own crops like that. Schrute beets are top of the line, whereas the product that he is parodying are so bad I just want to bury them in my farm land.

[–]rajington 50 points51 points ago

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[–]blessmehaxima 19 points20 points ago

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I love using them to listen to Chris Brown's Greatest Hits.

[–]lalit008 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Scumbag-Redditor 1 point2 points ago

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[–]toray 10 points11 points ago

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BEES?!

[–]epsilonius 4 points5 points ago

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BEEEEEEEES

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago*

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NO NOT THE BEEEES

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/r/onetruegod

[–]derbyle 2 points3 points ago

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We'll see who brings in more honey!

[–]ArsAeria 1 point2 points ago

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Only read comments to make sure someone said this already! Have this upboat good sir and or Madame!

[–]Digitalithic 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for my morning laugh.

[–]JJumpUP 4 points5 points ago

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[–]RapeHorn 3 points4 points ago*

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[–]nathanhardy 5 points6 points ago

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BEES??

[–]purplepirate 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Thesherbertman 0 points1 point ago

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Wat

[–]Scumbag-Redditor 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ebonyfaye 11 points12 points ago

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By Shrute

[–]spruce_goose 15 points16 points ago

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For Mose

[–]dathom 10 points11 points ago

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Aaaa EEE ooooooooo... KILLER TOFUUUUUUU!

[–]WomenBeShoppin 2 points3 points ago

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I just took a nostalgic load to the face.

[–]FreaksterDave 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BrownMofo 2 points3 points ago

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Stop acting like a celery farmer and buy these beets by Shrute.

[–]8i8utterfly 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fuddson 1 point2 points ago

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Ooeeooo!

[–]kronosphere 1 point2 points ago

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came for my doug reference was not dissapoint

[–]vagrantwade 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SlutBuster 1 point2 points ago

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Celery is what people grow when they can't grow anything else.

[–]naoptovke 1 point2 points ago

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I hate to do this, but can someone please explain this?

[–]snoogins1 0 points1 point ago

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This might help you http://i.imgur.com/PQ6Ta.jpg

[–]GAFMisat0 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ellevehc 1 point2 points ago

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If there were beets with Schrute logo on them I would buy them.

[–]herenowpowwow 1 point2 points ago

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I would like to buy this, but I think I need more allowance...

[–]the24531 0 points1 point ago

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"Would an idiot do that?"

[–]steakandbjcakeday 0 points1 point ago

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"If the answer is yes, then I do not do that thing."

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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so like celebrity worship or corporate product praise

[–]imperator285 0 points1 point ago

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Now I can go to sleep for the night, knowing that by simply seeing this, I have accomplished something.

[–]DelanoD 0 points1 point ago

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Check 'em

[–]Dude_Im_Godly 0 points1 point ago

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Love how his hands are still black.

[–]randyrectem 0 points1 point ago

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those are the money beets

[–]DanielGardner 0 points1 point ago

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Most certainly an attempt to get us to eat our veggies. Nice try, mom.

[–]SlatsMcKracker 0 points1 point ago

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eat your beets, don't eat your beets, recycle

[–]DangerPanda 0 points1 point ago

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Source?

[–]magikowl 0 points1 point ago

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What about celery?

[–]sinndogg 0 points1 point ago

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Phat beets, bro.

[–]iznou 0 points1 point ago

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Was looking for something related to purple anal

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

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Is he ensconced in velvet?

[–]ProxyD 0 points1 point ago

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When i saw the title i was hoping for a Office reference. N1

[–]TheLastProphet 0 points1 point ago

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BEES?

[–]dopeboyfresh81 0 points1 point ago

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i got a pair of beats. two repairs from monster and a year later, i got one ear cup dangling by strand of copper with music only playing out of the other ear. safe to say ill never spend more than 20 bucks on headphones ever again.

[–]MajorLeeScrewed 0 points1 point ago

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I would buy this.

[–]ThatAussieCunt 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin' beetroot cunt, chuck it onya fuckin burger. Gotta go ona fuckin Macca's run aye.

[–]EsteBeatDown 0 points1 point ago

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Did what I could. Downvoted.

[–]nato0519 0 points1 point ago

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I need more allowance...Yoodilaaayyyy

[–]hacx 0 points1 point ago

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bebo logo, anyone?

[–]bigmeatycock 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Dwight has a black right hand.

[–]lwrs10 0 points1 point ago

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The best thing I have seen on Reddit in weeks. If i could upvote 100 times, i would....

[–]wojovox 0 points1 point ago

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Beats by Dre SUCK! If you purchased a pair, congrats, you got ripped off by advertisment.

[–]dj_dbb 0 points1 point ago

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Beets beat beats.

[–]mastrepolo 0 points1 point ago*

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relevant look at the answer bout fake beets

[–]BoredValet 0 points1 point ago

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Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

[–]BoredValet 0 points1 point ago

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Thought I was posting clever comment, noticed I was late to the party.

[–]hobolisa123 0 points1 point ago

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I see someone forgot to photoshop that right hand there. LOL

[–]i_am_helen_keller -1 points0 points ago

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sadfdsfjlnsdf ;lskfjlsdfatgnbvdqwef

[–]micahqgecko -1 points0 points ago

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Please text 1 717 654 5150 and call her a bitch

[–]Gerasik 0 points1 point ago

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lol wut

[–]starfoxx -1 points0 points ago

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And it's a repost....

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[–]cannonball1895 0 points1 point ago

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if by really fucking good you mean overblown to the point of absurdity, and you don't really care for listening to higher frequencies at all, then yeah, they're fantastic!

[–]snoogins1 0 points1 point ago

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Lol,

Stands up for beats. Deletes his account.

[–]cannonball1895 2 points3 points ago

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"Mom....I want new headphones!!"