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[–]BurningWater 89 points90 points ago

QUARIAN MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[–]mountlover 11 points12 points ago

"QUARIAN, BOSH'TET. DO YOU SPEAK IT?"*

[–]UnlurkedToPost 8 points9 points ago

Don't know why but this reminded me of the Scientist Salarian song from ME2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2hm9wDSSD0

[–]prboi 80 points81 points ago

This Summer. Commander Shepard, Marcus Fenix, Nathan Drake, Samus Aran & Gordon Freeman are.... The Avengers.

[–]Dovakun 30 points31 points ago

I'd watch it.

[–]TWiesengrund 6 points7 points ago

I'd eat my toes to watch that!

[–]Zimmericz 12 points13 points ago

I'd also eat your toes to watch that!

[–]Krispykiwi 4 points5 points ago

Yum.

[–]iiSaviour 30 points31 points ago

I'll take the chief over Fenix any day.

[–]Azrael_Ferrum 27 points28 points ago

He should probably be in Nathan Drake's place. Otherwise Nathan's the odd one out without power armour

[–]meangentlemen 13 points14 points ago

he's the iron man of the group personality wise

[–]link11020 14 points15 points ago

So we need an alien ass kicking loudmouth alcoholic womanizing bastard?

Hail to the king baby! /duke

[–]AAAAAWWW_YYYEEEEAAAA 2 points3 points ago

I'll be suprised if he even shows up for the movie.

[–]link11020 2 points3 points ago

Final scene of the movie: Shepard, Gordon, Samaus, Chief, Marcus celebrate the defeat of the alien menace.

(Black screen) 14 years later...

Duke appears on scene,

Duke: Alright where the alien scumbags.... AWW DAMMIT I'M LATE AGAIN!

[–]bobthecrusher 7 points8 points ago

We have to have someone to fill Hawkeye's perfectly worthless purple boots

[–]Deus_Imperator 0 points1 point ago

You dont need power armor when you have plot armor.

[–]Zombie_Hunter 5 points6 points ago

But two of them are silent! I maintain that Other M never happened.

[–]Goldreaver 1 point2 points ago

They're in a romantic relantioship.
Or so it seems, it's hard to tell when they're just looking at each other.

[–]Deus_Imperator 4 points5 points ago

Marcus Fenix

Who the hell is that?

[–]darkmuch 0 points1 point ago

Gears of War (It's an image of him but i have issues sometimes with these)

[–]Chatner2k 2 points3 points ago

Goosebumps.

[–]StaticSabre 1 point2 points ago

Compendium of Gordon Freeman's lines:

...

......

[–]thisismyivorytower 0 points1 point ago

And still the most badass of the group.

[–]Rad_Spencer 0 points1 point ago

Ryan Reynolds as Gordon Freeman....

[–]THE-FUCKING-POPE 43 points44 points ago

But my Shepard was Samuel L. Jackson.

[–]genital_furbies 20 points21 points ago

That would be like Captain America and the Human Torch being played by the same actor!

[–]xAsianZombie[S] 0 points1 point ago

wait are they actually played by the same actor in the movies?

[–]SharkThug 6 points7 points ago

I don't think it was your Shepard, Fucking Pope. Looks like something I saw on MassEffect2Faces.

Anyway I think the ME1 Samuel L Shepard customization was better.

[–]THE-FUCKING-POPE 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I just didn't want to be bothered to take a screenshot. Don't be a hater.

[–]Zimmericz 10 points11 points ago

Cause logic has stopped movies before..............

[–]unremarkableusername 18 points19 points ago

And they will probably cast Chris Evans as Shepard.

[–]DroolingIguana 31 points32 points ago

Or Scarlet Johansson.

[–]moose_man 31 points32 points ago

I'm okay with this

[–]mrafaeldie12 6 points7 points ago

Sex scene with Samantha (Olivia Wilde).

[–]Kerafyrm 5 points6 points ago

FemShep is true Shep.

[–]ekvq 0 points1 point ago

As long as he takes off his shirt and has sex with Kaidan or Cortez, I'm fine with this.

[–]Unfocusedbrain 25 points26 points ago

Still better than the ending.

[–]Lonelan -4 points-3 points ago

the ending was still a better love story than twilight

[–]p0rtugalvii 10 points11 points ago

Directed by Joss Whedon.

[–]KiloNation 7 points8 points ago

You should see the bottom reply.... What a Twist!

[–]byakko 3 points4 points ago*

Wait, wait...the Reapers...are like Galactus...the Catalyst could be like the Beyonder...

...omgawd it all makes sense!

Seriously, I can live with this. I can live with a Marvel crossover just because it ends up being more interesting than the real ending!

[–]RealAnthonyL 5 points6 points ago

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING REAPERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!

[–]Raptorace22 3 points4 points ago

Still a better ending than ME3.

[–]dariusj18 0 points1 point ago

Is that guy who plays Jacob Mario Lopez's son or something?

[–]Trewstuff 9 points10 points ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[–]Kirkreng 3 points4 points ago

SHUT UP AN TAKE MY MONKEY

[–]NewTownGuard 2 points3 points ago

SEXUALLY

[–]Kirkreng 0 points1 point ago

You deserve an upvote for that.

[–]Goldreaver 1 point2 points ago

SHUT UP AN, TAME MY MONKEY

[–]Cameron_Sonntag 1 point2 points ago

YES. SO MUCH OF IT.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Interdasting*

[–]Vexal 1 point2 points ago

Spoilers...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I haven't played ME3, nor am I really looking forward to the Avengers, but that is motherfucking hilarious.

[–]ekvq 1 point2 points ago

This was amusing, but he was in the middle of trolling fans who think the ending should be improved.

Tweets: 1, 2, Retweet, 3 (An FTC complaint is ridiculous), 4, 5.

The broader context is that he was in the middle of being an ass to people rather than saying, "Agree to disagree, but some of you are taking this too far."

[–]Junkaka 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly a good ending.

[–]Reisor 0 points1 point ago

I'd be cool with this.

[–]NobleV 0 points1 point ago

No. Just no. I don't want my Avengers experience ruined.

And besides, if ME3 is in it, we will have to buy DLC to finish the movie.

[–]Moneo 0 points1 point ago

preview from The Truth DLC featuring Samuel L. Jackson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tqQWZMWKs

[–]Pazimov 0 points1 point ago

What about Adam Jenssen?

[–]APiousCultist 0 points1 point ago

Iron Man is already in the Avengers.

[–]philotimon 0 points1 point ago

No special powers, except Biotic, and that too, not very powerful.

[–]StickFlick 0 points1 point ago

[–]mountlover 0 points1 point ago

inb4 Parallax Abstraction spelled "Illusive Man" wrong. [/readthenovels]

[–]thadrine 0 points1 point ago

I would pay for that DLC

[–]cjkeats 0 points1 point ago

I've been saying Shepard's default armour looks more and more like Iron Man as each game goes on.

[–]ThatJakeGuy -1 points0 points ago

Ben Kuchera is a very interesting person to follow on Twitter.

[–]Sawdust_Prophet -1 points0 points ago