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[–]memejunk 402 points403 points ago

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NSFW

[–]SilynJaguar 41 points42 points ago

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I got fired from walmart.com for riding on a pallet jack. ;_; I couldn't resist it. I was just so BORED.

[–]Zaros104 100 points101 points ago

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They fired you from the website?

[–]qwertydvorak69 28 points29 points ago

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The indoctrination was deep in this one...

[–]cebukid 16 points17 points ago

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He wwebsite as on the internet.

[–]SilynJaguar 8 points9 points ago

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Walmart.com Distribution Center, Carrollton GA

[–]Uberhatkat 13 points14 points ago

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Walmart is the official Britta of America.

[–]piercehawthorne1 6 points7 points ago

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♪Shes a GDB!♪

[–]TheLostExile 5 points6 points ago

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"You're the AT&T of people."

[–]efstajas 0 points1 point ago

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What scumbags.

[–]scheffe 28 points29 points ago

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I see what you did there

[–]BlatantlyNiceGuy 5 points6 points ago

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Well this joke is simple and witty I fucking laughed.

[–]memejunk 4 points5 points ago

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I've perused your novelty account's postings and decided that a more apt username would be BlatantlyNiceDrunkGuy

[–]ffunyman 4 points5 points ago

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a more apt username would be BlatantlyTryingToReplacePOLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY

[–]ffunyman 4 points5 points ago

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Fantastic! A new take on an old classic.

[–]stardonis 3 points4 points ago

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-Michael Scott

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This guy doesn't realize that the permanently posted "0 days since the last workplace safety violation" doesn't mean "we don't have any workplace safety violations."

[–]Drunken_Economist 271 points272 points ago

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RIP every redditor that has access to one of these

[–]dasqoot 29 points30 points ago

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I tear my ankles up on these assholes daily. I aint even about to take it to the limit. In fact, every pair of shoes I own has slashes through the ankles caused by pallet jacks.

I would do that on a forklift though. Ankle-safe.

[–]preston159 127 points128 points ago

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I've used a pallet jack nearly every day for the last year and a half, and not once have I hit my ankle. How the fuck are you hitting your ankles with a pallet jack!?

[–]iaminfamy 20 points21 points ago

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Right?

[–]TheOpus 4 points5 points ago

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OR left!

[–]ImTherapist 4 points5 points ago

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Might be that he is a 6.5+ feet tall, so then the lever doesn't go down as far and keep the load as far away as you'd like.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I'm 6'5" and I've never had a problem with a pallet jack hitting my ankles. I've certainly had it happen before but if you can't control the pallet from hitting yourself then you're doing something wrong. It's a simple matter of physics. If you're pulling along a one ton pallet, you've got to leave room for deceleration. As someone larger, I think it is actually easier because I end up having more leverage, but you should really be using the weight of the pallet and it's friction against the ground to stop and not your own weight. There's really no excuse! Safety first!

[–]Ziczak 3 points4 points ago

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This gif is obviously an example of safety first. OSHA approved!

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[–]Ziczak 0 points1 point ago

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Don't ya wear steel toes? You could probably beef up your boots with some strips of metal around the ankles. Slit the fabric, push em in, sew up.

[–]coinich 0 points1 point ago

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I made the mistake once of not wearing steel toes, and lost half a toenail that got folded back on itself, through my shoe, from a pallet jack because I was momentarily distracted by my boss. From then on, I wore boots every day.

[–]laetus 0 points1 point ago

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Bro, it's fine.. he was wearing a helmet.

[–]drjesus616 1 point2 points ago

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im 6'8'' and the only time the pallet jack hits my ankles is when im riding it and take a corner too fast and roll the fucking thing ... you know youre going too fast when you try to turn and the front wheels just slide

[–]everfalling 0 points1 point ago

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this has happened to me a few times pulling TV's. i'm a small guy so i have to kinda lever my body forward to start off the momentum but the pallet jack is moving forward while my feet are stationary so i hit my ankles. same goes if i'm pulling a heavy load in motion i just end up giving myself a flat tire as i pull the jack behind me and it catches up.

[–]Abdewla_X 0 points1 point ago

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He's pulling 1500 lbs. instead of pushing.

[–]Houdat 0 points1 point ago

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I'm wondering the same thing, You'd have to try very hard to hit your ankles with one of those.

[–]targustargus 0 points1 point ago

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Loading pallets down a pick aisle, jack behind you, don't fully engage the dead man at the next stop.

[–]bowler-222 1 point2 points ago

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Actually that is my exact fucking story.

[–]Bob_Fucking_Ross 2 points3 points ago

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sue for plagiarism

[–]stardonis 7 points8 points ago

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lawyer up, hit the gym

[–]thecravenone 2 points3 points ago

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Don't forget to delete your FaceBook.

[–]someweirdsin 0 points1 point ago

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I never hurt my own ankles with pallet jacks under my control, but I was nearly injured a few different occasions by other people controlling them. I also avoided really playing around with pallet jacks... but flatbed carts were a different story...

[–]ricktencity 0 points1 point ago

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This seems like a very fast way to tip a forklift over.

[–]Py72o 2 points3 points ago

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i hit myself in the balls with them all the time. I don't understand how i never learn to back up before pulling down on the handle.

[–]seamouse 2 points3 points ago

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i could barely maneuver these around corners without inevitably whacking myself in the ankle. then i'd have these throbbing, stinging pain, supporting all of my weight. it's like doing a hand-stand on your elbows, then someone hitting your funny bone with a doorknob.

[–]jpr82 1 point2 points ago

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O'h i've tried to ride the pallet jacks but never like the gif.

[–]Luv4DrunkenEconomist 1 point2 points ago

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Hey... guess what?

[–]Drunken_Economist 1 point2 points ago

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<3

[–]Methedras 0 points1 point ago

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I tear around on them all the time but have only ever done that once. Pulled it off perfectly. Absolutely shit myself though because it was accidental.

[–]knobbodi 0 points1 point ago

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I do this all the time at work and I have never crashed, so at least some of us will survive

[–]aperfecttool72 168 points169 points ago*

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Scumbag pallet jack can lift 2000 lbs. Can't be driven over a pencil.

[–]traitorjoe7 83 points84 points ago

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Scumbag pallet jack can turn on a dime... But can't go over said dime.

[–]FattyMcPatty 13 points14 points ago

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MOTHERFUCKING PALLET JACKS! This times a thousand. I have to put all of my weight into some loads so they don't smash me against a wall (we have small hallways in the backroom and turning is a pain), but one little splinter off of the pallet will stop it dead in it's tracks. I call all sorts of shenanigans.

[–]seamouse 11 points12 points ago

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yeah, but if it went over the pencil with 2000lbs and those wheels, it'd explode into a thousand shards of deadly #2

[–]everfalling 3 points4 points ago

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pencil? not even. I've had one come to a near dead stop because of a piece of gravel no more than 1/8" diameter. it'll either stop or slow way the fuck down as it draws a line in the ground with whatever it can't seem to roll over.

[–]2E1HSB 0 points1 point ago

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Reverse an inch, turn wheels 90 degrees. move forward, return to course. Problem Solved.

[–]everfalling 4 points5 points ago

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thank you! now i can finally move all those immobile jacks i left back in the warehouse at work. :/

[–]2E1HSB 0 points1 point ago

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I should change my name to "useless_advice"...

[–]everfalling 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]colinbr96 139 points140 points ago

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[–]Azurphax 22 points23 points ago

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Talk about relevant GIF

[–]mehum 12 points13 points ago

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Actually my expectations tend to be a lot like my reality.

[–]i-poop-you-not 2 points3 points ago

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at least no crash

[–]SculpeyToucher 0 points1 point ago

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Is this how motherfuckers keep breaking my jacks? I need those to fuckin' work!!

[–]quatch 0 points1 point ago

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In the case of the original post, it was quite the opposite

Expectation: he's going to die, amusingly.

Reality: He is a god.

[–]j2theosh1 80 points81 points ago

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OSHA inspectors just shit bricks

[–]hankofthehill 23 points24 points ago

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Suddenly, crippling pain and tedious paperwork with HR at work.

[–]complete_hick 43 points44 points ago

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We ride the pallet jacks all the time at work, but can't imagine ever trying something like that. They get pretty squirrelly when you try to turn them too fast, not to mention doing a full speed 180.

[–]Agavi 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah I tear around pretty fast on the ones I work with.. never considered trying this though. I can do the 180.. Just don't know if I have that kind of accuracy. I have trouble reverse parking my car.

[–]Jaraarph 40 points41 points ago

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Must be fake, because I have never seen a delivery dock that was as clear and tidy as that

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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You've never worked with me, then.

[–]Faptasmic 10 points11 points ago

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Good to know I'm not the only one who takes pride in an organized and tidy work area.

[–]squarebit 1 point2 points ago

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You're both lying.

[–]ovd33 0 points1 point ago

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That looks like a Cnc machine shop. Likely the night shift. Machine shops like that are usually kept quite clean.

[–]CyberEars 0 points1 point ago

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never worked in pharmaceuticals docks.. or any plant of that kind with highest standards

[–]Naldaen 14 points15 points ago

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Like a glove.

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 13 points14 points ago

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He died on the next attempt.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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For some reason, the words "fuck yeah" came out of my mouth when I saw this

[–]haiku_robot 12 points13 points ago

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For some reason, the 
words "fuck yeah" came out of my 
mouth when I saw this

[–]sinisterff 3 points4 points ago

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"Deal with it" caome out of my mouth

[–]CareToDream 10 points11 points ago

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Warehouse workers have too much free time. My boss over the summer could use a fork lift, to push down on the edge of a penny, flick it into the air, and catch it on the fork.

[–]smithtj3 13 points14 points ago

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We destroyed pallet jacks at my previous job. We attempted to use one to jack up a battery powered fork lift and it just crushed that pallet jack into the warehouse floor.

On one occasion, the warehouse supervisor had just brought us a brand new shiny pallet jack and told us all not to destroy this one like we had the others. No more than 10 seconds after my manager had told him not to worry so much, he accidentally pushed it out the loading dock door.

[–]mracidglee 21 points22 points ago

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To be fair, he didn't say "don't destroy it". He said, "don't destroy it like the others". And you probably hadn't pushed one out the loading dock door yet.

[–]smithtj3 0 points1 point ago

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You would be right in that assumption though similar accidents had befallen the forklift in the past. . . one of which involved that pallet jack's predecessor being used to try to lift it up high enough to back it up off the edge of the dock. As mentioned earlier, it failed.

[–]TSED 1 point2 points ago

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I can just imagine their faces.

[–]smithtj3 4 points5 points ago

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The warehouse supervisor just stared at him blankly for a moment, shook his head in disappointment, sighed, and walked away.

He'd given us all the trust we needed to soar through the clouds and we repaid him instantly with an overturned pallet jack laying partially submerged in a rainwater and sewage drainage ditch below our loading dock.

[–]TSED 0 points1 point ago

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I repeat: I can just imagine their faces.

[–]smithtj3 0 points1 point ago

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Are you imagining several people frozen in silence. Firstly, because they just messed up and damaged further company property and secondly, because it was awesome?

[–]TSED 1 point2 points ago

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Kind of, yeah.

[–]MindStalker 0 points1 point ago

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"pallet jack laying partially submerged in a rainwater and sewage drainage"

I can just imagine their feces.

[–]deafcon 4 points5 points ago

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I used to blow the new guys minds when I showed them this trick. "I'll bet you 5 bucks I can pick up a quarter with my forks."

[–]FunExplosions 16 points17 points ago

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I used to blow the new guys

Apostrophes are everything.

[–]2E1HSB 2 points3 points ago

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Ex-Warehouse Worker here, we never had free time, where the hell are you people working?!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I used to take naps between my breaks at my job. I have no idea how I have been able to keep this job for 5 years

[–]CareToDream 0 points1 point ago

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Well I worked in a logistics department at a plant. So had downtime, but we also had really busy days. Plus this guy was going on like 32 years at the plant or something.

[–]nathism 1 point2 points ago

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We used ours to push buses that couldn't\shouln't move under their own power. Basically have someone in the bus steering and the forklift push with an old tire so that we didn't mess up the bumber and body panels.We also converted an old bomb loader to easily remove transmissions and engines so that the rebuilds could be done easier.

[–]kennys_logins 1 point2 points ago

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That's impressive. It reminds me of that vid of a dude who taped a bottle opener to one of the skids of his helicopter.

[–]kennys_logins 1 point2 points ago

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Helicopter beer opener.

Sorry about the music, I could not find the original.

[–]xMIASMAx 10 points11 points ago

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Got fired once for riding one of those. I regret nothing.

[–]Houdat 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah if you get caught doing ANYTHING like that where I work you'd be fired on the spot. No Pallet Jack racing games for us. :o(

[–]xMIASMAx 0 points1 point ago

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i was going from one side of the waarehouse to other. honestly just trying to save time. the boss called me in showed me the footage of me riding it and said. "now that looks fun, but my boss (the owner of everything) saw and he wants me to let you go."

[–]Houdat 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, they don't play with that stuff. I work with a guy now who, when we have to put a pallet up in top stop, wait until he has the load fully in the air and extended out, before moving anything obstructions in his way, like sidestacks or displays. When that happens he doesn't bother to bring the load down, he leaves it up gets out of the forklift and walks UNDER the load to move the obstuction. I keep telling him to stop, but old people do what old people do. Dude is gonna get fired so hard, it's only a matter of time.

[–]xposedbones 0 points1 point ago

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Where I used to work, we had electric pallet jack.. So our shift consisted on riding the damn thing :P

[–]omegalpha117 4 points5 points ago

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SAFETY VIOLATION

[–]mr_jp 4 points5 points ago*

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That reminds me of a German Forklift Safety Instruction video (NSFW) a while back ...

[–]userAlreadyExist 0 points1 point ago

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This is so funny :) I like Klaus.

[–]mr_jp 0 points1 point ago

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You don't want to be working with him though ...

[–]BGYeti 2 points3 points ago

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Hell yes I was never this ballsy but i used to ride those around at a previous job, manager thought it was awesome but didn't like me doing it on the sales floor because he didn't want people above him coming down on him for it, and wanted to be able to do it later.

[–]sovietsun 2 points3 points ago

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Back in 2006, when I was still working at dell, my coworkers and I had a race with pallet trucks. He tried tried to cut me off and ended up hitting a a huge rack, tilting it, and knocking over $2 million dollars worth of equipment.

excuse the grammar and what not

[–]Parkermos 3 points4 points ago

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But who won!? Don't leave us hanging

[–]sovietsun 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I did

[–]The_reverse_GIF_guy 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Bryce98 2 points3 points ago

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I must go, my people need me.

[–]suburbanhero22 3 points4 points ago

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attempt # 53. 5th employee to try it.

[–]nodstar22 5 points6 points ago*

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Crossposting to /r/palletjackporn right now!

EDIT: It's great, you should totally subscribe. There's over six subscribers!

[–]MindStalker 0 points1 point ago

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Your submitters seem to be confusing /r/ thingporn with actual porn with such submittals as "look at those legs"

[–]nodstar22 0 points1 point ago

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i wouldn't have it any other way.

[–]popnlochnessmonster 2 points3 points ago

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...And this is a big factor why OSHA exists.

[–]serrit 2 points3 points ago

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NO MICHAEL YOU CANNOT OPERATE THE FORKLIFT

[–]bancan 2 points3 points ago

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TIL what I call a pump truck is also called a pallet jack.

[–]2E1HSB 1 point2 points ago

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OH THANK GOD I'M NOT ALONE!

[–]r_kay 3 points4 points ago

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I do this all the time at work. I've pulled a full 360 once, too. Body varials tend to freak people out, though...

[–]zeuxo 1 point2 points ago

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efficiency!

[–]KingCrazy12 1 point2 points ago

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[FTFY] + "Haters gonna hate"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Man those things were fun

[–]McKoijion 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man, my fun at work consists of surfing Reddit...

[–]DirtyChickenLungs 1 point2 points ago

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Better not let OSHA see this

[–]vocalyouth 1 point2 points ago

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I used to work in a Circuit City warehouse and on slow days (which honestly didn't happen a lot, our store was always very profitable unlike many other CC locations) we'd set up an obstacle course of broken electronics (always lots of philips/magnavox/sylvania products.... funai junk) and do timed hot laps around the warehouse.

We also made a ball out of clear packing tape using a heat gun that was harder than a baseball and played "nut ball" with it, a game where you stand maybe 10-15 feet from your opponent and have to throw and catch this tape ball with one hand. if you missed, the other person got a free shot at throwing the ball at your nuts. Pretty fun job.

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 1 point2 points ago

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Well our LP officer told us of this guy that scootered the PJ and he ran his own toe over and damn nearly severed it so... no. Not for me.

[–]shkraimershcosmo 1 point2 points ago

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is that an ae86 forklift, i cant believe what im seeing!

[–]JLow1864 1 point2 points ago

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Consider that guy lucky that there wasn't a pebble on the ground.

[–]Airclot 1 point2 points ago

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So it seems that people working in warehouses have the funnest jobs in the world. Is this accurate, or is it completely soul sucking with 5 minutes of fun a week?

[–]2E1HSB 0 points1 point ago

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I loved working in a warehouse, but I've come to the conclusion that I have no remaining soul to suck.

[–]tranle1508 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome!!!..... That's interesting. But I think so, you will be very dangerous. Actually, today there are plenty of accidents at work that you don't know in advance if you don't work seriously. For example: broken leg, bones,....

[–]slyjb 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ExtraDip 1 point2 points ago

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Storage level: Expert

[–]OmniaII 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Trollstank 1 point2 points ago

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It's ironic that this was blocked for me at work.

[–]atom631 1 point2 points ago

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...because fuck OSHA!

[–]StarTrekMike 3 points4 points ago

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Good way to knock over a pallet or kill someone.

Don't get me wrong, it's cool, but it is also very stupid.

[–]FattyMcPatty 2 points3 points ago

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That's how you create good internet gifs. Do stupid shit.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Not that this isn't cool, but with the health and safety laws here in Australia that right there would be an instant dismissal.

[–]FattyMcPatty 12 points13 points ago

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But proper safety doesn't make for badass internet gifs :C

[–]MacNamedDre 0 points1 point ago

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I fell as though "Like a Boss" should flash across the bottom of this

[–]cosworth99 2 points3 points ago

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"Not the BOSS"

[–]FattyMcPatty 8 points9 points ago

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"Boss is at lunch"

[–]Voidkom 1 point2 points ago

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Except he's not. And his boss probably wouldn't even touch one of these.

[–]messtastic 1 point2 points ago

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Or now how to use it.

[–]fluttershyisbestpony 1 point2 points ago

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I will never be as cool as this guy.

[–]arbivark 0 points1 point ago

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best paying job i ever had, we drove a tow motor around the warehouse. a tow motor is like a cross between a pallet jack and a big electric skateboard. hijinks like in the gif were not allowed, but i admit that guy has skills.

[–]FattyMcPatty 0 points1 point ago

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MOTHERFUCKING PALLET JACKS

[–]talksabouthemeta 0 points1 point ago

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Pallet jacks are so Meta. You see the pallet jack gif yesterday?

[–]fantes_friend 0 points1 point ago

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That went better than I expected

[–]iambutternumber 0 points1 point ago

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any warehouse worker worth there salt can master this. good times

[–]imlurkingnolonger 0 points1 point ago

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pardon my swag

[–]josebolt 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me of nestle/dreyers.

[–]Flootershai 0 points1 point ago

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OSHAAAA

[–]LancerSykera 0 points1 point ago

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TIL that some people push on the outside when riding pallet jacks.

[–]2E1HSB 0 points1 point ago

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It's inefficient if you're over a certain weight as the pump truck is not built for an unbalanced load, pushing on the outside of the pump truck causes it to tilt and can cause to grind on the floor or tip over completely.

[–]LancerSykera 0 points1 point ago

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Correctomundo. I always push in the middle, even if it is a pain in the ass when on one of the narrow ones. Just seems more natural anyway.

[–]hahaha_oh 0 points1 point ago

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I got crazy after seeing this

[–]gunstar69 0 points1 point ago

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This looks safe.

[–]ftbtmdgrls 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking, deal with it.

[–]Zaros104 0 points1 point ago

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Every person that has used a pallet jack like that before knows how much of a pain they can be...

[–]anaagrusha 0 points1 point ago

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Wow! Impressive skills! I bet 1 in a million can't do that! Cool!

[–]Estragon_Rosencrantz 0 points1 point ago

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My thought during the first half: I remember when I had that job at warehouse and I did that all the time. I'm gonna post about it!

Second half: Never mind.

[–]TheBSReport 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, He didn't die. Isn't it funny if he did he still would make it to the front page of reddit just under a different sub for entirely different reasons.

[–]Imapeppertoo 0 points1 point ago

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Ran over my toe with a pallet jack carrying a 2200 lb pallet of water. Lost 3 toenails, not recommended.

[–]ChubbieRooster 0 points1 point ago

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You really appreciate this of you've evert had to move one of those damn things.

[–]GAY_WEED_DAD_69 0 points1 point ago

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Imagine if he'd turned and knocked someone off their feet, shattering both ankles.

[–]Anchupom 0 points1 point ago

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That is pro.

[–]pplkillr 0 points1 point ago

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Like a BAUS!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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....and when the boss saw the video tape, the dude was fired.

[–]mrmcl 0 points1 point ago

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Risky one..!

[–]mgabino2 0 points1 point ago

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As a person that struggled in the Target back room to even get that shit under the damn pallet I say FUCK YOU BUDDY

[–]brandaustin 0 points1 point ago

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Where was this taken? at my job we are also required to wear those terrible blue smocks and have pallet jacks all over!

[–]Naolol 0 points1 point ago

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Skills.

[–]sensitiveduck 0 points1 point ago

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a better title would be: Working, like a boss!

[–]mmz9567 0 points1 point ago

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I having been working with those pallet jacks for a couple years now and I still suck at it and this kid is fucking riding it like its nothing. Fuck you.

[–]gay_bio_gamer 0 points1 point ago

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I was immediately reminded of that German safety video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV64lW0CTwI NSFW

[–]explosionsnotsomuch 0 points1 point ago

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Like a boss. swagswagswag

[–]watsmyusername 0 points1 point ago

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back that thing up

[–]Arcon1337 0 points1 point ago*

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Holy shit, i think i know that guy...

I used to work at the same place as as we had the same machines and boxes. We wore the exact same aprons and hats. If it's the the place where I worked, that's a plastic capping facility for Gillette shaving cream and aerosol.

I actually dropped one of those huge crates/palette on my feet and got a bruise that looked like a horse's head...](http://i.imgur.com/OGKKo.jpg)

[–]Kaddus 0 points1 point ago

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And this is how factory accidents happen...

[–]Mrchile007 0 points1 point ago

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I'm looking at one I those right now...imm gonna try it :|

[–]itsme_timd 0 points1 point ago

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[–]armydog830 0 points1 point ago

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LIKE A BAU5!!!

[–]Whisticio 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile at the LHC

[–]alphawhale12 0 points1 point ago

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Can we get a DEAL WITH IT gif out of this?

[–]A-Ron 0 points1 point ago

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You gotta get the right speed, turn at the exact moment, and "drop the hammer" at the right time.

[–]timrbrady 0 points1 point ago

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If they didn't want people riding pallet jacks, they wouldn't make them so scooter-like.

[–]GillyDaFish 0 points1 point ago

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heading out to the warehouse now to try this

[–]BeenJamminMon 0 points1 point ago

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I spy several OSHA violations in that video. My my.

[–]MomoTheCow 0 points1 point ago

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The blue cape coat completes it.

[–]eX_cite 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha I wish I worked in a warehouse!

[–]hedeman 0 points1 point ago

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This is just efficiency, like a boss yeah

[–]MikeB1917 0 points1 point ago

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If anyone has ever used one of these, they know how hard it is to do this...

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See, this kind of stuff needs to be practiced. Did he do it at home (he took a jack home?? lol)? Did he practice at work? So many questions.

[–]Custodian_Carl 0 points1 point ago

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That is so awesome

[–]WhatDoIEvenPutHere 0 points1 point ago

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It's nice that not every GIF like this has to end in pain.

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This was an employee of the year award highlight, are you kidding me ? You all know if you could do something like this... you'd do it !

[–]bobevolby 0 points1 point ago

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nice cape merlin! where is the wand?